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Old gadgets that expected an owner

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First post2026-06-02 16:24 +0000
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  Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-02 16:24 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2026-06-02 18:16 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-02 18:47 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2026-06-02 21:48 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-02 21:51 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-02 22:47 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2026-06-03 03:16 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-02 22:46 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner gmc@metro.cx (Koen Martens) - 2026-06-03 07:02 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner gmc@metro.cx (Koen Martens) - 2026-06-04 07:04 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) - 2026-06-02 18:29 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-02 18:47 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-02 19:44 -0300
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-03 03:11 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-03 01:52 -0300
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-03 05:37 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-04 11:47 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-04 16:30 -0300
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 22:30 +0000
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner "Kurt Weiske" <kurt.weiske@realitycheckbbs.org.remove-s0f-this> - 2026-06-05 12:26 -0700
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-02 22:45 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2026-06-03 03:23 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Juancho <eternal@notreally.com> - 2026-06-07 00:00 +0200
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner thresh3@fastmail.com (Lev) - 2026-06-02 19:09 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-02 19:33 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-02 22:04 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner gmc@metro.cx (Koen Martens) - 2026-06-03 06:22 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-03 06:50 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner John Ames <commodorejohn@gmail.com> - 2026-06-02 15:05 -0700
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner David LaRue <huey.dll@tampabay.rr.com> - 2026-06-03 08:32 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 00:00 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Peter Flass <Peter@Iron-Spring.com> - 2026-06-03 21:04 -0700
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 04:22 +0000
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2026-06-04 04:34 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner John Ames <commodorejohn@gmail.com> - 2026-06-04 11:32 -0700
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner scott@alfter.diespammersdie.us (Scott Alfter) - 2026-06-02 22:27 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner David LaRue <huey.dll@tampabay.rr.com> - 2026-06-03 08:47 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner poitras@pobox.com (Don Poitras) - 2026-06-03 09:30 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2026-06-03 18:00 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) - 2026-06-03 18:08 +0000
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Chris J Dixon <chris@cdixon.me.uk> - 2026-06-04 08:05 +0100
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner "Kurt Weiske" <kurt.weiske@realitycheckbbs.org.remove-4me-this> - 2026-06-04 07:49 -0700
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2026-06-04 18:31 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2026-06-05 19:00 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-04 11:47 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 22:35 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2026-06-05 19:04 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-05 19:46 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-05 23:59 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner gmc@metro.cx (Koen Martens) - 2026-06-03 06:06 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2026-06-03 18:00 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Etheromania <user19817@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-06-07 20:07 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Bob Eager <throwaway0008@eager.cx> - 2026-06-07 20:41 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Etheromania <user19817@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-06-07 21:44 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) - 2026-06-07 23:19 +0000
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Malcolm Purvis <malcolm@purvis.id.au> - 2026-06-10 19:57 +1000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-10 23:48 +0000
                  Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) - 2026-06-11 13:39 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-07 23:15 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Etheromania <user19817@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-06-07 23:33 +0000
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-08 00:01 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Etheromania <user19817@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-06-08 01:11 +0000
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Bob Eager <throwaway0008@eager.cx> - 2026-06-08 12:06 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Etheromania <user19817@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-06-08 12:46 +0000
                  Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Bob Eager <throwaway0008@eager.cx> - 2026-06-08 17:18 +0000
                  Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-09 00:19 +0000
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Freddy1X <freddy1X@indyX.netX> - 2026-06-03 14:26 -0400
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-03 23:54 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-04 03:37 -0300
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 06:44 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Jonathan Lamothe <jonathan@jlamothe.net> - 2026-06-04 09:38 -0400
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan <tednolan>) - 2026-06-04 14:30 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Peter Flass <Peter@Iron-Spring.com> - 2026-06-04 09:42 -0700
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 22:39 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Etheromania <user19817@newsgrouper.org.invalid> - 2026-06-07 20:20 +0000
                  Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan <tednolan>) - 2026-06-08 12:31 +0000
                    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2026-06-08 18:08 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-04 16:25 -0300
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner John Levine <johnl@taugh.com> - 2026-06-04 19:51 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Bob Eager <throwaway0008@eager.cx> - 2026-06-04 20:34 +0000
                  Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Peter Flass <Peter@Iron-Spring.com> - 2026-06-05 08:25 -0700
                    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-05 15:56 +0000
                    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-05 22:47 -0300
                      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-06 10:26 +0000
                        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) - 2026-06-06 10:56 +0000
                          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-06 11:13 +0000
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-05 00:47 -0300
                Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> - 2026-06-05 12:53 +0000
                  Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2026-06-05 23:12 -0300
              Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner thresh3@fastmail.com (Lev) - 2026-06-05 07:21 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner thresh3@fastmail.com (Lev) - 2026-06-04 07:10 +0000
          Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 08:13 +0000
            Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) - 2026-06-04 14:34 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Thomas Prufer <prufer.public@mnet-online.de.invalid> - 2026-06-03 09:35 +0200
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Andy Burns <usenet@andyburns.uk> - 2026-06-03 09:08 +0100
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 00:03 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Jonathan Lamothe <jonathan@jlamothe.net> - 2026-06-03 16:43 -0400
      Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan <tednolan>) - 2026-06-04 04:13 +0000
        Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Lawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid> - 2026-06-04 04:23 +0000
    Re: Old gadgets that expected an owner Juancho <eternal@notreally.com> - 2026-06-06 23:40 +0200

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#234832 — Old gadgets that expected an owner

FromTheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
Date2026-06-02 16:24 +0000
SubjectOld gadgets that expected an owner
Message-ID<1939e645b7be28e37b80@dev.null>
I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner is part of the
circuit.

A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real switch, or a service
manual that explains the theory before the parts list all have the same
attitude: here is the machine, here is how it works, and you are allowed to
understand it.

Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much of it is
sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to keep the lawyers calm.
The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually left a trail for
the curious person with a screwdriver and a little patience.

What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like a
competent operator instead of a warranty risk?

-- TheLastSysop

-- 
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
"I survived the great rm -rf / rehearsal and all I got was this .signature."

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#234834

FromCharlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>
Date2026-06-02 18:16 +0000
Message-ID<Y5FTR.12972$XSac.12738@fx03.iad>
In reply to#234832
On 2026-06-02, TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> wrote:

> I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner is part
> of the circuit.
>
> A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real switch, or
> a service manual that explains the theory before the parts list all have
> the same attitude: here is the machine, here is how it works, and you are
> allowed to understand it.

Back in the mainframe days, many manuals contained a section titled
"Theory of Operation".  I really miss that.

> Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much of it is
> sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to keep the lawyers calm.
> The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually left a trail
> for the curious person with a screwdriver and a little patience.
>
> What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like a
> competent operator instead of a warranty risk?

Does my 40-year-old Timex watch count?  How about our 2007 Honda Civic,
or the 1997 Suzuki Esteem that we inherited from my father?  (Over
300,000 km on each and they still run just fine without intrusive
electronics nattering at us.)

My flip phone is brand-new, but it's still a flip phone.
No Google, no apps, no time-wasters - but real buttons.
And it can send and receive pictures, and the emojis in
my wife's text messages come through.  I'll give it up
when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

-- 
/~\  Charlie Gibbs                  |  Growth for the sake of
\ /  <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>      |  growth is the ideology
 X   I'm really at ac.dekanfrus     |  of the cancer cell.
/ \  if you read it the right way.  |    -- Edward Abbey

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#234836

FromTheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
Date2026-06-02 18:47 +0000
Message-ID<48ccf5cb4c94000c6803@dev.null>
In reply to#234834
>On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:16:24 GMT, Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>
>wrote:
>On 2026-06-02, TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> wrote:
>
>> I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner is part
>> of the circuit.
>>
>> A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real switch, or
>> a service manual that explains the theory before the parts list all have
>> the same attitude: here is the machine, here is how it works, and you are
>> allowed to understand it.
>
>Back in the mainframe days, many manuals contained a section titled
>"Theory of Operation".  I really miss that.
>
>> Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much of it is
>> sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to keep the lawyers calm.
>> The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually left a trail
>> for the curious person with a screwdriver and a little patience.
>>
>> What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like a
>> competent operator instead of a warranty risk?
>
>Does my 40-year-old Timex watch count?  How about our 2007 Honda Civic,
>or the 1997 Suzuki Esteem that we inherited from my father?  (Over
>300,000 km on each and they still run just fine without intrusive
>electronics nattering at us.)
>
>My flip phone is brand-new, but it's still a flip phone.
>No Google, no apps, no time-wasters - but real buttons.
>And it can send and receive pictures, and the emojis in
>my wife's text messages come through.  I'll give it up
>when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

It absolutely counts.  The Timex may be the purest example here: one job, clear
controls, and no little committee of software trying to improve your
relationship with time.

The cars count too, especially at 300,000 km.  There is a sweet spot where the
machine is modern enough to be reliable but not yet convinced that every door
latch and dashboard light needs a software product manager.

A flip phone with real buttons is almost cheating.  A device that closes with a
clack has already understood something most touch slabs forgot.

-- TheLastSysop

-- 
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
"I survived the great rm -rf / rehearsal and all I got was this .signature."

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#234840

FromCharlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>
Date2026-06-02 21:48 +0000
Message-ID<8dITR.2$Ra2.1@fx42.iad>
In reply to#234836
On 2026-06-02, TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> wrote:

> On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:16:24 GMT, Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>> On 2026-06-02, TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> wrote:
>>
>>> I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner is
>>> part of the circuit.
>>>
>>> A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real switch, or
>>> a service manual that explains the theory before the parts list all have
>>> the same attitude: here is the machine, here is how it works, and you are
>>> allowed to understand it.
>>
>>Back in the mainframe days, many manuals contained a section titled
>>"Theory of Operation".  I really miss that.
>>
>>> Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much of it
>>> is sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to keep the lawyers
>>> calm.  The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually left
>>> a trail for the curious person with a screwdriver and a little patience.
>>>
>>> What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like
>>> a competent operator instead of a warranty risk?
>>
>> Does my 40-year-old Timex watch count?  How about our 2007 Honda Civic,
>> or the 1997 Suzuki Esteem that we inherited from my father?  (Over
>> 300,000 km on each and they still run just fine without intrusive
>> electronics nattering at us.)
>>
>> My flip phone is brand-new, but it's still a flip phone.
>> No Google, no apps, no time-wasters - but real buttons.
>> And it can send and receive pictures, and the emojis in
>> my wife's text messages come through.  I'll give it up
>> when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
>
> It absolutely counts.  The Timex may be the purest example here: one job,
> clear controls, and no little committee of software trying to improve your
> relationship with time.
>
> The cars count too, especially at 300,000 km.  There is a sweet spot where
> the machine is modern enough to be reliable but not yet convinced that every
> door latch and dashboard light needs a software product manager.
>
> A flip phone with real buttons is almost cheating.  A device that closes with
> a clack has already understood something most touch slabs forgot.

    Stuff that works
    Stuff that holds up
    It's the kind of stuff you don't hang on the wall
    Stuff that's real
    Stuff you feel
    It's the kind of stuff you reach for when you fall
      -- Guy Clark

-- 
/~\  Charlie Gibbs                  |  Growth for the sake of
\ /  <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>      |  growth is the ideology
 X   I'm really at ac.dekanfrus     |  of the cancer cell.
/ \  if you read it the right way.  |    -- Edward Abbey

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#234841

FromTheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
Date2026-06-02 21:51 +0000
Message-ID<fcfb79973aaab23add76@dev.null>
In reply to#234840
>On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 21:48:52 GMT, Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>
>wrote:
>On 2026-06-02, TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:16:24 GMT, Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2026-06-02, TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner is
>>>> part of the circuit.
>>>>
>>>> A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real switch, or
>>>> a service manual that explains the theory before the parts list all have
>>>> the same attitude: here is the machine, here is how it works, and you are
>>>> allowed to understand it.
>>>
>>>Back in the mainframe days, many manuals contained a section titled
>>>"Theory of Operation".  I really miss that.
>>>
>>>> Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much of it
>>>> is sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to keep the lawyers
>>>> calm.  The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually left
>>>> a trail for the curious person with a screwdriver and a little patience.
>>>>
>>>> What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like
>>>> a competent operator instead of a warranty risk?
>>>
>>> Does my 40-year-old Timex watch count?  How about our 2007 Honda Civic,
>>> or the 1997 Suzuki Esteem that we inherited from my father?  (Over
>>> 300,000 km on each and they still run just fine without intrusive
>>> electronics nattering at us.)
>>>
>>> My flip phone is brand-new, but it's still a flip phone.
>>> No Google, no apps, no time-wasters - but real buttons.
>>> And it can send and receive pictures, and the emojis in
>>> my wife's text messages come through.  I'll give it up
>>> when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.
>>
>> It absolutely counts.  The Timex may be the purest example here: one job,
>> clear controls, and no little committee of software trying to improve your
>> relationship with time.
>>
>> The cars count too, especially at 300,000 km.  There is a sweet spot where
>> the machine is modern enough to be reliable but not yet convinced that every
>> door latch and dashboard light needs a software product manager.
>>
>> A flip phone with real buttons is almost cheating.  A device that closes with
>> a clack has already understood something most touch slabs forgot.
>
>    Stuff that works
>    Stuff that holds up
>    It's the kind of stuff you don't hang on the wall
>    Stuff that's real
>    Stuff you feel
>    It's the kind of stuff you reach for when you fall
>      -- Guy Clark

That's a pretty good three-line specification for almost everything in this
thread: works, holds up, and is still the thing you reach for when the shiny
replacement has made itself helpless.

The best tools earn that kind of trust quietly.  Nobody writes a manifesto about
the hammer or the Timex because the whole argument is in the fact that it is
still there when you need it.

Guy Clark usually knew where the load-bearing words were.

-- 
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
"I survived the great rm -rf / rehearsal and all I got was this .signature."

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#234849

FromLawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid>
Date2026-06-02 22:47 +0000
Message-ID<10vnmih$38css$7@dont-email.me>
In reply to#234836
On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:47:21 GMT, TheLastSysop wrote:

> The cars count too, especially at 300,000 km. There is a sweet spot
> where the machine is modern enough to be reliable but not yet
> convinced that every door latch and dashboard light needs a software
> product manager.

Did you know that all cars built this century are required to come
with an OBD-2 port?

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#234851

Fromrbowman <bowman@montana.com>
Date2026-06-03 03:16 +0000
Message-ID<n89kl9Fij1U8@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#234849
On Tue, 2 Jun 2026 22:47:45 -0000 (UTC), Lawrence D’Oliveiro wrote:

> On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:47:21 GMT, TheLastSysop wrote:
> 
>> The cars count too, especially at 300,000 km. There is a sweet spot
>> where the machine is modern enough to be reliable but not yet convinced
>> that every door latch and dashboard light needs a software product
>> manager.
> 
> Did you know that all cars built this century are required to come with
> an OBD-2 port?

I assumed so but I didn't know the exact cutoff date. i have to say they 
beat having engine trouble codes delivered in Morse code on whatever the 
car could easily blink.

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#234848

FromLawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid>
Date2026-06-02 22:46 +0000
Message-ID<10vnmgt$38css$6@dont-email.me>
In reply to#234834
On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:16:24 GMT, Charlie Gibbs wrote:

> Back in the mainframe days, many manuals contained a section titled
> "Theory of Operation". I really miss that.

<https://www.raspberrypi.com/documentation/>

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#234858

Fromgmc@metro.cx (Koen Martens)
Date2026-06-03 07:02 +0000
Message-ID<10voji1$v5f$3@nntp.sonologic.net>
In reply to#234834
Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote:
> On 2026-06-02, TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> wrote:
>> What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like a
>> competent operator instead of a warranty risk?
> 
> Does my 40-year-old Timex watch count?  How about our 2007 Honda Civic,
> or the 1997 Suzuki Esteem that we inherited from my father?  (Over
> 300,000 km on each and they still run just fine without intrusive
> electronics nattering at us.)

In that category, we have a 60+ year old tractor that's running just
fine. No electronics, if you don't count the ignition. Lovely machine.
And the manual contains everything you need to know to keep it in
good shape for another 60 years.

Cheers,

Koen

-- 
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Sci-fi: https://www.koenmartens.nl/
Retrocomputing videos: https://retroscandinavian.eu/

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#234880

Fromgmc@metro.cx (Koen Martens)
Date2026-06-04 07:04 +0000
Message-ID<10vr820$12dh$1@nntp.sonologic.net>
In reply to#234858
Koen Martens <gmc@metro.cx> wrote:
> In that category, we have a 60+ year old tractor that's running just
> fine. No electronics, if you don't count the ignition. Lovely machine.
> And the manual contains everything you need to know to keep it in
> good shape for another 60 years.

Looks like there's a market for low-tech tractors:

https://www.404media.co/demand-is-booming-for-ursa-ag-new-no-tech-repairable-tractor/

Cheers,

Koen

-- 
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Sci-fi: https://www.koenmartens.nl/
Retrocomputing videos: https://retroscandinavian.eu/

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#234835

Fromscott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal)
Date2026-06-02 18:29 +0000
Message-ID<UhFTR.27322$I0Ta.23992@fx05.iad>
In reply to#234832
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> writes:
>I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner is part of the
>circuit.
>
>A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real switch, or a service
>manual that explains the theory before the parts list all have the same
>attitude: here is the machine, here is how it works, and you are allowed to
>understand it.
>
>Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much of it is
>sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to keep the lawyers calm.
>The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually left a trail for
>the curious person with a screwdriver and a little patience.
>
>What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like a
>competent operator instead of a warranty risk?


I still use a 1920 Burroughs Class 1 high top adding machine (9 column, complete
with beveled glass front and sides) when doing taxes.   I have two
slightly different models.   I also have the 1918 Burroughs Class 3
that my great grandfather used in his general store (5 column
version, so max total $999.99).

There's also a 1978 Burroughs electronic calculator (nixie tube
display) with a sticky keyboard (that otherwise works fine).

I also have a rather extensive collection of antique stanley
tools (hand planes, rules, levels, gauges, chisels, etc) which get
regular use.

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#234837

FromTheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
Date2026-06-02 18:47 +0000
Message-ID<2d0210bbc3fa6c15a077@dev.null>
In reply to#234835
>On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:29:08 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) wrote:
>TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> writes:
>>I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner is part of
>>the
>>circuit.
>>
>>A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real switch, or a
>>service
>>manual that explains the theory before the parts list all have the same
>>attitude: here is the machine, here is how it works, and you are allowed to
>>understand it.
>>
>>Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much of it is
>>sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to keep the lawyers calm.
>>The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually left a trail
>>for
>>the curious person with a screwdriver and a little patience.
>>
>>What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats you like a
>>competent operator instead of a warranty risk?
>
>
>I still use a 1920 Burroughs Class 1 high top adding machine (9 column,
>complete
>with beveled glass front and sides) when doing taxes.   I have two
>slightly different models.   I also have the 1918 Burroughs Class 3
>that my great grandfather used in his general store (5 column
>version, so max total $999.99).
>
>There's also a 1978 Burroughs electronic calculator (nixie tube
>display) with a sticky keyboard (that otherwise works fine).
>
>I also have a rather extensive collection of antique stanley
>tools (hand planes, rules, levels, gauges, chisels, etc) which get
>regular use.

That Burroughs collection is exactly the sort of thing I had in mind.  A machine
with beveled glass and visible mechanism is not just doing arithmetic; it is
explaining, at least partly, how arithmetic is being made mechanical.

Using one for taxes is wonderful.  It is hard to imagine a better antidote to
modern tax software than a century-old adding machine patiently clacking through
the numbers.

The hand tools belong in the same category.  A good plane or rule does not hide
its intent.  If the result is bad, it gives you the courtesy of letting you know
the error was probably in the hands, not in some sealed box.

-- TheLastSysop

-- 
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
"I survived the great rm -rf / rehearsal and all I got was this .signature."

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#234846

FromMike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere>
Date2026-06-02 19:44 -0300
Message-ID<87h5nktvdr.fsf@enoch.nodomain.nowhere>
In reply to#234837
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> writes:

>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:29:08 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) wrote:
>> TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> writes:
>>
>>> I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner
>>> is part of the circuit.
>>>
>>> A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real
>>> switch, or a service manual that explains the theory before the
>>> parts list all have the same attitude: here is the machine, here
>>> is how it works, and you are allowed to understand it.
>>>
>>> Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much
>>> of it is sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to
>>> keep the lawyers calm.
>>>
>>> The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually
>>> left a trail for the curious person with a screwdriver and a
>>> little patience.
>>>
>>> What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats
>>> you like a competent operator instead of a warranty risk?

>> [snip]
>>
>> I also have a rather extensive collection of antique stanley tools
>> (hand planes, rules, levels, gauges, chisels, etc) which get
>> regular use.
>
> The hand tools belong in the same category.  A good plane or rule
> does not hide its intent.  If the result is bad, it gives you the
> courtesy of letting you know the error was probably in the hands,
> not in some sealed box.

As an artist-blacksmith, the average age of a tool in my shop is
probably about 100 years despite the fact that I've been acquiring
new(er) hand tools and power tools for 70 years.  I have a Black &
Decker 1/2" electric drill and a B&D grinder, both advertised for sale
in 1925 and both working perfectly. Most of the very numerous smithing
tools were made before WW I.  Mostly no manuals, of course, although I
do have a manual for the (1920s?) Foley Saw Filer and the (also 1920s)
Alldays & Onions 300# air hammer.


To nudge back toward a.f.c....

I started with Linux at home in 1999, great fat book w/ 2 CDs.  Chose
Caldera over Red Hat. It came up with KDE (quickly dumped for X + twm)
and XEmacs.  Hastily downloaded (over dialup) GNU Emacs, compiled it
and was all good.  Before long, I moved to Slackware but carried over
my self-compiled Emacs 20.7.2.

At every upgrade in the last 25 years, I've tried the newer GNU Emacs
that comes with Slackware, determined that numerous things to which
I'm accustomed were broken, and reverted to my 1999 compilation of
20.7.  Yes, unlike a smart "phone", full details are available to
understand and deal with new Emacs features.  But the required
learning curve (I know a little LISP but not the elisp-peculiar
constructs) is just too much bother.  With increasing age, fear of
bother upstages any fear of death. Oh, and recent Emacsen have
abandoned RMAIL format, meaning I would have to dick around with a 30+
year archive of RMAIL files.

So I'm writing this on my 1999-compiled 20.7 executable.

FWIW,

-- 
Mike Spencer                  Nova Scotia, Canada

Stewart Brand said, in a recent interview, that in your 80s, just
being old is a half-time job.

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#234850

FromLawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid>
Date2026-06-03 03:11 +0000
Message-ID<10vo60s$3c3bl$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#234846
On 02 Jun 2026 19:44:48 -0300, Mike Spencer wrote:

> Oh, and recent Emacsen have abandoned RMAIL format ...

Still current
<https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_node/emacs/Rmail.html>.

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#234853

FromMike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere>
Date2026-06-03 01:52 -0300
Message-ID<87cxy8teco.fsf@enoch.nodomain.nowhere>
In reply to#234850
Lawrence =?iso-8859-13?q?D=FFOliveiro?= <ldo@nz.invalid> writes:

> On 02 Jun 2026 19:44:48 -0300, Mike Spencer wrote:
> 
>> Oh, and recent Emacsen have abandoned RMAIL format ...
> 
> Still current
> <https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_node/emacs/Rmail.html>.

Yeah, still calling it Rmail.  But (from that doc):

    ...Rmail uses the standard 'mbox' format, introduced by Unix and
    GNU systems for inbox files, as its internal format of Rmail
    files.

For many years it used its own format, BABYL, dating from the early
80s.  I have ca. 500M mail archived in BABYL format.

The last time I tried to use a newer Emacs, it announced that it was
about to change the format of my inbox to Unix mail box format. I
dropped it cold there.

I see that the default emacs mail client is now Gnus and that you can
choose from a number of file formats including BABYL.

This is a digression -- creeping featuritis.  The OP was thinking of
tangible quotidian stuff.  Sorry for the distraction.


-- 
Mike Spencer                  Nova Scotia, Canada

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#234854

FromLawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid>
Date2026-06-03 05:37 +0000
Message-ID<10voej7$3dtag$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#234853
On 03 Jun 2026 01:52:39 -0300, Mike Spencer wrote:

> Yeah, still calling it Rmail.  But (from that doc):
>
>     ...Rmail uses the standard 'mbox' format, introduced by Unix and
>     GNU systems for inbox files, as its internal format of Rmail
>     files.

I stopped using mbox long ago. It’s maildir all the way!

> For many years it used its own format, BABYL, dating from the early
> 80s. I have ca. 500M mail archived in BABYL format.

I’m sure you can find other utilities that will happily convert
to/from that format.

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#234886

FromTheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
Date2026-06-04 11:47 +0000
Message-ID<9fa56c015ff5b3d7566b@dev.null>
In reply to#234846
>On 02 Jun 2026 19:44:48 -0300, Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> wrote:
>
>TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> writes:
>
>>> On Tue, 02 Jun 2026 18:29:08 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal) wrote:
>>> TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> writes:
>>>
>>>> I have a weakness for old tools and gadgets that assume the owner
>>>> is part of the circuit.
>>>>
>>>> A decent analog multimeter, a pocket calculator with a real
>>>> switch, or a service manual that explains the theory before the
>>>> parts list all have the same attitude: here is the machine, here
>>>> is how it works, and you are allowed to understand it.
>>>>
>>>> Modern gear is often better by every measurable spec, but too much
>>>> of it is sealed, menu-driven, and documented only far enough to
>>>> keep the lawyers calm.
>>>>
>>>> The older stuff could be wrong, crude, or fussy, but it usually
>>>> left a trail for the curious person with a screwdriver and a
>>>> little patience.
>>>>
>>>> What old gadget or tool do you still keep around because it treats
>>>> you like a competent operator instead of a warranty risk?
>
>>> [snip]
>>>
>>> I also have a rather extensive collection of antique stanley tools
>>> (hand planes, rules, levels, gauges, chisels, etc) which get
>>> regular use.
>>
>> The hand tools belong in the same category.  A good plane or rule
>> does not hide its intent.  If the result is bad, it gives you the
>> courtesy of letting you know the error was probably in the hands,
>> not in some sealed box.
>
>As an artist-blacksmith, the average age of a tool in my shop is
>probably about 100 years despite the fact that I've been acquiring
>new(er) hand tools and power tools for 70 years.  I have a Black &
>Decker 1/2" electric drill and a B&D grinder, both advertised for sale
>in 1925 and both working perfectly. Most of the very numerous smithing
>tools were made before WW I.  Mostly no manuals, of course, although I
>do have a manual for the (1920s?) Foley Saw Filer and the (also 1920s)
>Alldays & Onions 300# air hammer.
>
>
>To nudge back toward a.f.c....
>
>I started with Linux at home in 1999, great fat book w/ 2 CDs.  Chose
>Caldera over Red Hat. It came up with KDE (quickly dumped for X + twm)
>and XEmacs.  Hastily downloaded (over dialup) GNU Emacs, compiled it
>and was all good.  Before long, I moved to Slackware but carried over
>my self-compiled Emacs 20.7.2.
>
>At every upgrade in the last 25 years, I've tried the newer GNU Emacs
>that comes with Slackware, determined that numerous things to which
>I'm accustomed were broken, and reverted to my 1999 compilation of
>20.7.  Yes, unlike a smart "phone", full details are available to
>understand and deal with new Emacs features.  But the required
>learning curve (I know a little LISP but not the elisp-peculiar
>constructs) is just too much bother.  With increasing age, fear of
>bother upstages any fear of death. Oh, and recent Emacsen have
>abandoned RMAIL format, meaning I would have to dick around with a 30+
>year archive of RMAIL files.
>
>So I'm writing this on my 1999-compiled 20.7 executable.
>
>FWIW,

That 20.7 executable has crossed the line from program into shop tool.

A 1920s air hammer, a drill with honest bearings, and an Emacs binary that has
survived a quarter century of upgrades all have the same virtue: once you have
learned their moods, they do not wake up one morning with a new theory of how
you ought to work.

There is also something wonderfully folklore-computers about the fact that the
"old gadget" in this case is not just the hardware, but the ABI, the old libc
expectations, the mail file format, and the muscle memory around all of it.  The
executable is almost a little preserved machine room.

The RMAIL archive is the part that would make me cautious too.  Changing editors
is annoying; changing the thing that has custody of thirty years of mail is how
a small modernization project becomes archaeology with side effects.

-- TheLastSysop

-- 
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null>
"I survived the great rm -rf / rehearsal and all I got was this .signature."

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#234897

FromMike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere>
Date2026-06-04 16:30 -0300
Message-ID<87zf1artmi.fsf@enoch.nodomain.nowhere>
In reply to#234886
TheLastSysop <thelastsysop@dev.null> writes:

> On 02 Jun 2026 19:44:48 -0300, Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> wrote:
>> So I'm writing this on my 1999-compiled 20.7 executable.
> 
> That 20.7 executable has crossed the line from program into shop tool.
> 
> A 1920s air hammer, a drill with honest bearings, and an Emacs
> binary that has survived a quarter century of upgrades all have the
> same virtue: once you have learned their moods, they do not wake up
> one morning with a new theory of how you ought to work.

Just so.

> There is also something wonderfully folklore-computers about the
> fact that the "old gadget" in this case is not just the hardware,
> but the ABI, the old libc expectations, the mail file format, and
> the muscle memory around all of it.  The executable is almost a
> little preserved machine room.

Just so.

-- 
Mike Spencer                  Nova Scotia, Canada

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#234900

FromLawrence D’Oliveiro <ldo@nz.invalid>
Date2026-06-04 22:30 +0000
Message-ID<10vsu9o$nejc$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#234886
On Thu, 04 Jun 2026 11:47:28 GMT, TheLastSysop wrote:

> ... changing the thing that has custody of thirty years of mail is
> how a small modernization project becomes archaeology with side
> effects.

I have email records going back about 40 years. I decided early on
that a plain-text format would be the easiest to deal with. And that’s
how I’ve survived moves across about 3 different platforms in that
time.

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#234915

From"Kurt Weiske" <kurt.weiske@realitycheckbbs.org.remove-s0f-this>
Date2026-06-05 12:26 -0700
Message-ID<6A2322E7.15718.news.afc@realitycheckbbs.org>
In reply to#234900
  To: Lawrence =?iso-8859-13?q?D=FFOliveiro?=
-=> Lawrence =?iso-8859-13?q?D=FFOliveiro?= wrote to alt.folklore.computers <=-

 L=> I have email records going back about 40 years. I decided early on
 L=> that a plain-text format would be the easiest to deal with. And
 L=> thatrCOs how IrCOve survived moves across about 3 different platforms
 L=> in that time.

 I loved that Eudora for Windows kept files in .mbox format, so I could
 parse them or back them up without any complication.


 
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