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A Firesign Chat for Jun 25, 2015 [17 parts]

Subject A Firesign Chat for Jun 25, 2015 [17 parts]
From firesign@firesigntheatre.com (Catherwood)
Message-Id <20150626083414.AF0FD101314@shell.guardedhost.com>
Date 2015-06-26 08:34 +0000
Newsgroups alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre

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[part 8 of 17]
Bunnyboy: lily: On the contrary. Much driving in Seattle.
EWeston: By Brett
||||||||| Brett Cammack leaves to catch the 9:48 PM train to Billville.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:48 PM, dragging sparkymike by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
John A Arkansawyer: All right! Now that I'm tuned in, I can drop out.
lily: lol bun congrats
James: sorry, had to reboot
Seeker: "all the happening crowd"
||||||||| James rushes off, saying "9:48 PM?  Mark Time is almost on!  Where's a radio?"
Bunnyboy: Thenkyew!
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:48 PM, dragging James by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
pinholeF200: night Brett
||||||||| James scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's James?!  It's 9:49 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'James', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:49 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
James: im back
Dr. Archetype: wow - this is over?
Seej1982: if Proctor's memoir is anything like this interview, im all for it
Seeker: glad they were not called oz...
Junguy: Still on Dr.
EWeston: Preatty confusing so far
Merlyn: We interviewed Phil Proctor on Shockwave years ago; an hour-long interview.  We asked 4 questions.
DJTweeny: hahaha
Cat: what were they, merl?
Nabby: the yute culture
Seej1982: lol meryl
||||||||| "9:51 PM?  9:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| James rushes off, saying "9:51 PM?  Mark Time is almost on!  Where's a radio?"
Bunnyboy: Meryl's here?!?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign's NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Nabby: hug a cop today
Dr. Archetype: can't connect to audio, so i guess i'm done
||||||||| Catherwood enters with James close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
Cat: Hi Lil
Lil: Hi guys
jahgust: I could listen to Phil forever!
James: ok. im back
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right!  Everything I knew WAS wrong!  You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Lil: Pinched nerve ugh
Nabby: Hey Lil
Lil: Thank heavens Tweeny reposts these
Dr. Archetype: headin back to the engine room - bye now
Nabby: Sorry Lil ow!
Beet: This is great
Merlyn: Dr. Archetype, there will be links to the audio in the chat logs, and firesign on facebook
lily: me too li 
lily: sorry cat
Nabby: lily and Lil need soothing
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:53 PM and RalphSpoilsport bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Lil: You ain't kiddin Nabby, thanks
Dr. Archetype: thanks Merlyn :)
AirshipAl: Great story!!!
Lil: Wow he's talking about how the guys met
lily: its like a knife in my back good times
shoes for the dead: hey Ralph
||||||||| "Hey Seeker!" ... Seeker turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:54 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
EWeston: Ah Goons
DJTweeny: ** This show and the interview will be posted at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Lil: Hey!  I'm an Aries LOL
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:54 PM, dragging Seeker by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
lily: not broken
Seej1982: im a saggitarian :)
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER!  And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| drjawn - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Yung Guy  - dead from jaundice
||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Litlover - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Nancy - dead from measles
||||||||| Mark Time - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time!  And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cat: Horny ram indeed. Much of Austin's work has been infused with love
Seeker: Austin "the horny ram"
Lil: Thanks Tweeny
DJTweeny: yw :)
Nabby gives Lil and lily candies and bunnies.
||||||||| Shemp enters at 9:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
shoes for the dead: kaf kaf
John A Arkansawyer: Oh, the joy of lying to people's faces! When that doesn't make me happy, it's bedtime for me.
Nabby: The Meeting of the Phils
Lil: Yep candies will do it LOL
pinholeF200: the paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and every day the paper boy brings more
EWeston: Cet yer snooze alarm for afventure
Nabby: Cool Lil
lily: hummin in greased grooves
Nabby: Phil-opsophy
Lil: Is this PHIL-osophy?
Seeker: "dare to sharpen your pencil again"
Bunnyboy: Gotta melt away. Nite!
Beet: How watching what happens in life can lead to understanding how it always works.
Nabby: Opso dazo
Nabby: Bye Bunny
Lil: Bahaha Nabby
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tim inside, makes a note of the time (9:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Seeker: keyword hermetic
||||||||| Bunnyboy departs at 9:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away!  Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Beet: Nite Bunny
Nabby: ar ar ar
Lil: Niters BB
lily: lovely memories
late: he owed a lot of money to a lot of people for a lot of airports
Beet: This is a fitting tribute to a departed comrade.

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