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| Subject | A Firesign Chat for Jun 25, 2015 [17 parts] |
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| From | firesign@firesigntheatre.com (Catherwood) |
| Message-Id | <20150626083414.AF0FD101314@shell.guardedhost.com> |
| Date | 2015-06-26 08:34 +0000 |
| Newsgroups | alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre |
[part 8 of 17] Bunnyboy: lily: On the contrary. Much driving in Seattle. EWeston: By Brett ||||||||| Brett Cammack leaves to catch the 9:48 PM train to Billville. ||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:48 PM, dragging sparkymike by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?" John A Arkansawyer: All right! Now that I'm tuned in, I can drop out. lily: lol bun congrats James: sorry, had to reboot Seeker: "all the happening crowd" ||||||||| James rushes off, saying "9:48 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Bunnyboy: Thenkyew! ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:48 PM, dragging James by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?" pinholeF200: night Brett ||||||||| James scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's James?! It's 9:49 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'James', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:49 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... James: im back Dr. Archetype: wow - this is over? Seej1982: if Proctor's memoir is anything like this interview, im all for it Seeker: glad they were not called oz... Junguy: Still on Dr. EWeston: Preatty confusing so far Merlyn: We interviewed Phil Proctor on Shockwave years ago; an hour-long interview. We asked 4 questions. DJTweeny: hahaha Cat: what were they, merl? Nabby: the yute culture Seej1982: lol meryl ||||||||| "9:51 PM? 9:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits in the comfy chair. ||||||||| James rushes off, saying "9:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?" Bunnyboy: Meryl's here?!? ||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign's NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!" Nabby: hug a cop today Dr. Archetype: can't connect to audio, so i guess i'm done ||||||||| Catherwood enters with James close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule. Cat: Hi Lil Lil: Hi guys jahgust: I could listen to Phil forever! James: ok. im back ||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!" Lil: Pinched nerve ugh Nabby: Hey Lil Lil: Thank heavens Tweeny reposts these Dr. Archetype: headin back to the engine room - bye now Nabby: Sorry Lil ow! Beet: This is great Merlyn: Dr. Archetype, there will be links to the audio in the chat logs, and firesign on facebook lily: me too li lily: sorry cat Nabby: lily and Lil need soothing ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:53 PM and RalphSpoilsport bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Lil: You ain't kiddin Nabby, thanks Dr. Archetype: thanks Merlyn :) AirshipAl: Great story!!! Lil: Wow he's talking about how the guys met lily: its like a knife in my back good times shoes for the dead: hey Ralph ||||||||| "Hey Seeker!" ... Seeker turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:54 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... EWeston: Ah Goons DJTweeny: ** This show and the interview will be posted at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow Lil: Hey! I'm an Aries LOL ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:54 PM, dragging Seeker by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" lily: not broken Seej1982: im a saggitarian :) ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| drjawn - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Yung Guy - dead from jaundice ||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from the yaws ||||||||| Litlover - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Nancy - dead from measles ||||||||| Mark Time - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Cat: Horny ram indeed. Much of Austin's work has been infused with love Seeker: Austin "the horny ram" Lil: Thanks Tweeny DJTweeny: yw :) Nabby gives Lil and lily candies and bunnies. ||||||||| Shemp enters at 9:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn. shoes for the dead: kaf kaf John A Arkansawyer: Oh, the joy of lying to people's faces! When that doesn't make me happy, it's bedtime for me. Nabby: The Meeting of the Phils Lil: Yep candies will do it LOL pinholeF200: the paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and every day the paper boy brings more EWeston: Cet yer snooze alarm for afventure Nabby: Cool Lil lily: hummin in greased grooves Nabby: Phil-opsophy Lil: Is this PHIL-osophy? Seeker: "dare to sharpen your pencil again" Bunnyboy: Gotta melt away. Nite! Beet: How watching what happens in life can lead to understanding how it always works. Nabby: Opso dazo Nabby: Bye Bunny Lil: Bahaha Nabby ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tim inside, makes a note of the time (9:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Seeker: keyword hermetic ||||||||| Bunnyboy departs at 9:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?" Beet: Nite Bunny Nabby: ar ar ar Lil: Niters BB lily: lovely memories late: he owed a lot of money to a lot of people for a lot of airports Beet: This is a fitting tribute to a departed comrade.
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