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  Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-01 17:53 +1000
    Re: Ebay has turned to shit Chicken F*cker DOW #4 <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-01 19:07 +0100
      Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-02 22:08 +1000
        Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-03 06:53 +1000
          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-03 07:05 +0100
            Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-03 21:03 +1000
              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-05 20:57 +0000
                Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-06 04:41 +0100
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-06 22:48 +1000
                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-06 17:53 +0100
                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:33 +1000
                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 15:54 +0100
                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 01:01 +1000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 16:51 +0100
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:00 +0000
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:14 +1000
                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 07:10 +0100
                                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 19:15 +1000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-07 12:18 -0400
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:15 +1000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:59 +0000
                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-07 12:03 -0400
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:22 +0100
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-07 12:44 -0400
                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:55 +0100
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-07 10:29 -0600
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:53 +0100
                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 11:29 -0400
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-06 11:59 -0700
                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-06 15:16 -0400
                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-06 12:19 -0700
                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 19:32 +0000
                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 12:01 -0400
                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:01 +0000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 12:42 -0400
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 19:25 +0000
                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 12:09 -0400
                                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:45 +0000
                                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 13:23 -0400
                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-10 11:56 -0700
                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 22:26 +0000
                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-10 15:37 -0700
                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 05:33 -0400
                                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 20:57 +0000
                                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-12 05:22 -0400
                                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-12 22:23 +0000
                                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-13 13:54 -0400
                                                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-13 21:36 +0000
                                                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-14 13:35 -0400
                                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-14 22:38 +0100
                                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-15 00:17 +0000
                                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-15 21:26 +1000
                                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-15 12:57 -0400
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 19:02 +0000
                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 12:02 -0400
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:46 +0000
          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-05 20:51 +0000
    Re: Ebay has turned to shit snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-12 11:09 +0100

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#59461

On Fri, 08 Jul 2016 01:01:09 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com 
WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:

> err.. have I phucked up then..?

And how!

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#59438

On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 10:54:25 -0400, Bill Jillians  
<willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:

> In message <2eqfz.22$y32.15@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14  
> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>> //
>>> PS. I live in the UK
>>
>> since when?
>>
>>
>>
>
> Since all (or most of my life).  I lived in the USA back in the late 80s.
>

did you play a lot of super mario brothers?

-- 
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b9634ebeb7c28503997@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

-

"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental  
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the  
stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the  
government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view  
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional  
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss  
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories  
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden  
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once  
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further  
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became  
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever  
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression  
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by  
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking  
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,  
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this  
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow  
to owe ever more in real terms."

wait?  what?  no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the  
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that.  eh, lotusLoser?

-

the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#59446

In message <op.yj8mvkdltm21m2@benson.localhost>, "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle 
holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), 
socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" 
<root@127.0.0.1> writes
>On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 10:54:25 -0400, Bill Jillians 
><willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> In message <2eqfz.22$y32.15@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14 
>><r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>>> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>> //
>>>> PS. I live in the UK
>>>
>>> since when?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Since all (or most of my life).  I lived in the USA back in the late 80s.
>>
>
>did you play a lot of super mario brothers?
>

I used to play Apogee shareware games on PC.

Duke Nukum.
Crystal Caves
Raptor
Original Wolfenstein

Happy days.

-- 
Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)

http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

"Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave
"Yads" Yaderley

Janitor's BFF #4
#shitcanjillians

Taking Over USENET 1 newsgroup at a time.

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#59450

On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:22:45 -0400, Bill Jillians  
<willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:

> In message <op.yj8mvkdltm21m2@benson.localhost>, "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle  
> holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),  
> socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117"  
> <root@127.0.0.1> writes
>> On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 10:54:25 -0400, Bill Jillians  
>> <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In message <2eqfz.22$y32.15@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14  
>>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>>>> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>> //
>>>>> PS. I live in the UK
>>>>
>>>> since when?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Since all (or most of my life).  I lived in the USA back in the late  
>>> 80s.
>>>
>>
>> did you play a lot of super mario brothers?
>>
>
> I used to play Apogee shareware games on PC.
>
> Duke Nukum.
> Crystal Caves
> Raptor
> Original Wolfenstein
>
> Happy days.
>

did the D&D kids bully you?

-- 
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b9634ebeb7c28503997@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

-

"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental  
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the  
stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the  
government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view  
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional  
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss  
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories  
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden  
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once  
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further  
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became  
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever  
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression  
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by  
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking  
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,  
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this  
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow  
to owe ever more in real terms."

wait?  what?  no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the  
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that.  eh, lotusLoser?

-

the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#59452

In message <op.yj8oshs8tm21m2@benson.localhost>, "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle 
holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), 
socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" 
<root@127.0.0.1> writes
>On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:22:45 -0400, Bill Jillians 
><willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> In message <op.yj8mvkdltm21m2@benson.localhost>, "\"Fakey's\" 
>>dogwhistle   holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka 
>>Teh Mop Jockey),   socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 
>>15206-2117"   <root@127.0.0.1> writes
>>> On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 10:54:25 -0400, Bill Jillians 
>>><willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> In message <2eqfz.22$y32.15@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14 
>>>><r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>>>>> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>> //
>>>>>> PS. I live in the UK
>>>>>
>>>>> since when?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Since all (or most of my life).  I lived in the USA back in the 
>>>>late   80s.
>>>>
>>>
>>> did you play a lot of super mario brothers?
>>>
>>
>> I used to play Apogee shareware games on PC.
>>
>> Duke Nukum.
>> Crystal Caves
>> Raptor
>> Original Wolfenstein
>>
>> Happy days.
>>
>
>did the D&D kids bully you?
>

Yeah ... they used to hang around in gangs on street corners terrorizing 
old ladies.

-- 
Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)

http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

"Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave
"Yads" Yaderley

Janitor's BFF #4
#shitcanjillians

Taking Over USENET 1 newsgroup at a time.

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#59447

On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:03:10 -0400, "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder
living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey),
socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117"
<root@127.0.0.1> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 10:54:25 -0400, Bill Jillians  
><willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> In message <2eqfz.22$y32.15@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14  
>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>>> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>> //
>>>> PS. I live in the UK
>>>
>>> since when?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Since all (or most of my life).  I lived in the USA back in the late 80s.
>>
>
>did you play a lot of super mario brothers?


Did he listen to GnR?

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#59451

In message <7r0tnblo5kokk4b8p4sgl882ajh976pj9n@4ax.com>, Skeeter DoW #8 
<skt@skt.invalid> writes
>On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:03:10 -0400, "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder
>living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey),
>socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117"
><root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 10:54:25 -0400, Bill Jillians
>><willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In message <2eqfz.22$y32.15@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14
>>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>>>> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>> //
>>>>> PS. I live in the UK
>>>>
>>>> since when?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Since all (or most of my life).  I lived in the USA back in the late 80s.
>>>
>>
>>did you play a lot of super mario brothers?
>
>
>Did he listen to GnR?

I am familiar with their work.

-- 
Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)

http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

"Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave
"Yads" Yaderley

Janitor's BFF #4
#shitcanjillians

Taking Over USENET 1 newsgroup at a time.

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#59366

On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com
> WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
>
>> Obviously it has,, for you it is a platform for inventing a new reality.
>
> Oh no. It seems murphy has once again embarked on a campaign to violently
> destroy every irony meter that comes within a mile of one of his articles.
>
> Hey, kensi, got a spare?

What? You think I'm going to lend you my last one after what keeps 
happening to yours?

*snicker*

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59374

In article <nlj846$e4q$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid 
says...


> 
> On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> > On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com
> > WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
> >
> >> Obviously it has,, for you it is a platform for inventing a new reality.
> >
> > Oh no. It seems murphy has once again embarked on a campaign to violently
> > destroy every irony meter that comes within a mile of one of his articles.
> >
> > Hey, kensi, got a spare?
> 
> What? You think I'm going to lend you my last one after what keeps 
> happening to yours?
> 
> *snicker*

This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

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#59382

On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 11:59:06 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:

>In article <nlj846$e4q$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid 
>says...
>
>
>> 
>> On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> > On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com
>> > WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
>> >
>> >> Obviously it has,, for you it is a platform for inventing a new reality.
>> >
>> > Oh no. It seems murphy has once again embarked on a campaign to violently
>> > destroy every irony meter that comes within a mile of one of his articles.
>> >
>> > Hey, kensi, got a spare?
>> 
>> What? You think I'm going to lend you my last one after what keeps 
>> happening to yours?
>> 
>> *snicker*
>
>This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.

Hey, dummy, Iowa is where most of the corn is grown.


-- 

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."

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#59385

In article <g6mqnb9vpt1spsvrobljmjlepah5rtuojh@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


> 
> On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 11:59:06 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
> 
> >In article <nlj846$e4q$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid 
> >says...
> >
> >
> >> 
> >> On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> >> > On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com
> >> > WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Obviously it has,, for you it is a platform for inventing a new reality.
> >> >
> >> > Oh no. It seems murphy has once again embarked on a campaign to violently
> >> > destroy every irony meter that comes within a mile of one of his articles.
> >> >
> >> > Hey, kensi, got a spare?
> >> 
> >> What? You think I'm going to lend you my last one after what keeps 
> >> happening to yours?
> >> 
> >> *snicker*
> >
> >This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.
> 
> Hey, dummy, Iowa is where most of the corn is grown.

I don't give a fuck.

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

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#59388

On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:16:00 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 11:59:06 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
> 
>>In article <nlj846$e4q$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid
>>says...
>>
>>
>>
>>> On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> > On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl)
>>> > PiG@yahoo.com WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> Obviously it has,, for you it is a platform for inventing a new
>>> >> reality.
>>> >
>>> > Oh no. It seems murphy has once again embarked on a campaign to
>>> > violently destroy every irony meter that comes within a mile of one
>>> > of his articles.
>>> >
>>> > Hey, kensi, got a spare?
>>> 
>>> What? You think I'm going to lend you my last one after what keeps
>>> happening to yours?
>>> 
>>> *snicker*
>>
>>This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.
> 
> Hey, dummy, Iowa is where most of the corn is grown.

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only *work* in outer space."

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#59437

On 06/07/2016 3:32 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:16:00 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>> On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 11:59:06 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
>> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>> This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.
>>
>> Hey, dummy, Iowa is where most of the corn is grown.
>
> "No, I'm from Iowa. I only *work* in outer space."

If I were human, I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." *If* I 
were human.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59463

On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:01:19 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 06/07/2016 3:32 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:16:00 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>> On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 11:59:06 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
>>> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>> This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.
>>>
>>> Hey, dummy, Iowa is where most of the corn is grown.
>>
>> "No, I'm from Iowa. I only *work* in outer space."
> 
> If I were human, I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." *If* I
> were human.

They like you very much but they are not the hell your whales.

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#59529

On 07/07/2016 4:01 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:01:19 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> On 06/07/2016 3:32 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:16:00 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 11:59:06 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
>>>> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>>> This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.
>>>>
>>>> Hey, dummy, Iowa is where most of the corn is grown.
>>>
>>> "No, I'm from Iowa. I only *work* in outer space."
>>
>> If I were human, I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." *If* I
>> were human.
>
> They like you very much but they are not the hell your whales.

Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59541

On Fri, 08 Jul 2016 12:42:59 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 07/07/2016 4:01 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 12:01:19 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> On 06/07/2016 3:32 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 15:16:00 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 11:59:06 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1"
>>>>> <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>>>> This routine is cornier than Kansas in August.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey, dummy, Iowa is where most of the corn is grown.
>>>>
>>>> "No, I'm from Iowa. I only *work* in outer space."
>>>
>>> If I were human, I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." *If* I
>>> were human.
>>
>> They like you very much but they are not the hell your whales.
> 
> Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

You're quoting from *that* one?

The more they overthink the plotting, the easier it is to stop up the box-
office receipts. :P

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#59589

On 08/07/2016 3:25 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Fri, 08 Jul 2016 12:42:59 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> On 07/07/2016 4:01 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> They like you very much but they are not the hell your whales.
>>
>> Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
>
> You're quoting from *that* one?
>
> The more they overthink the plotting, the easier it is to stop up the box-
> office receipts. :P

Don't believe them! Don't trust them! The only odd-numbered Trek to 
truly suck was IX.

*snicker*

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59612

On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 12:09:16 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 08/07/2016 3:25 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Fri, 08 Jul 2016 12:42:59 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> On 07/07/2016 4:01 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>> They like you very much but they are not the hell your whales.
>>>
>>> Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
>>
>> You're quoting from *that* one?
>>
>> The more they overthink the plotting, the easier it is to stop up the
>> box- office receipts. :P
> 
> Don't believe them! Don't trust them! The only odd-numbered Trek to
> truly suck was IX.
> 
> *snicker*

Aren't you forgetting something? If my surmise is correct, Star Trek I 
and Star Trek V still cling to Paramount's neck like a pair of Tiberian 
bats.

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#59668

On 09/07/2016 4:45 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 12:09:16 -0400, kensi wrote:
>
>> Don't believe them! Don't trust them! The only odd-numbered Trek to
>> truly suck was IX.
>>
>> *snicker*
>
> Aren't you forgetting something? If my surmise is correct, Star Trek I
> and Star Trek V still cling to Paramount's neck like a pair of Tiberian
> bats.

IX was worse that V, and I was great, so I guess they'll soon be moving 
you to the Federation funny farm. Yes, poor friend, it seems you're 
fruity as a nutcake.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59672

In article <nlu0ad$nvb$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid 
says...


> 
> On 09/07/2016 4:45 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> > On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 12:09:16 -0400, kensi wrote:
> >
> >> Don't believe them! Don't trust them! The only odd-numbered Trek to
> >> truly suck was IX.
> >>
> >> *snicker*
> >
> > Aren't you forgetting something? If my surmise is correct, Star Trek I
> > and Star Trek V still cling to Paramount's neck like a pair of Tiberian
> > bats.
> 
> IX was worse that V, and I was great, so I guess they'll soon be moving 
> you to the Federation funny farm. Yes, poor friend, it seems you're 
> fruity as a nutcake.

Will you two socks please get a room?  I'm sick of getting fooled all 
the time by the constant hosiery parade in here.  We here at 
alt.checkmate have morality standards, ya know...

-- 

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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
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all rights reserved 

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