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Re: LOGICAL FALLACY EXPLAINED: WOT IS A "RED HERRING"

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  Re: LOGICAL FALLACY EXPLAINED: WOT IS A "RED HERRING" Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-25 17:49 +0100
    TROLLED K0ok IS TROLLED... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-25 13:01 -0500
    TROLLED K0ok IS TROLLED... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-25 13:01 -0500

#55938 — Re: LOGICAL FALLACY EXPLAINED: WOT IS A "RED HERRING"

FromFriendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
Date2016-02-25 17:49 +0100
SubjectRe: LOGICAL FALLACY EXPLAINED: WOT IS A "RED HERRING"
Message-ID<d7b7f98872456dc322ca73b7b9743cef@dizum.com>
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
<news:op.yddlaveztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again:

> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 00:50:14 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>> <news:op.yddhhzgwtm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>> into the wood chipper again:

>>> On Wed, 24 Feb 2016 23:56:53 -0500,
>>> Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the
>>> Coin-Slot Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler)
>>> <Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:

>>>> In article <9dab31b51a44ffebca5a9c2978d534b3@dizum.com>,
>>>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
>>>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...

>>>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>>>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>>>> <news:op.ydcjoijatm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>>>> into the wood chipper again:

>>>>>> phase A minus phase B minus phase C

>>>>> For 120 volts and using your kooky sinewave subtraction equation,
>>>>> gives 240 volts with the same phase angle as Phase A. Which is wrong
>>>>> since it violates Watt's Law.
>>>>>
>>>>> For 169.71 volts and using your kooky sinewave subtraction equation,
>>>>> gives 339.415 volts with the same phase angle as Phase A. Which is
>>>>> wrong since it violates Watt's Law.
>>>>>
>>>>> You'll get right on describing exactly how you're connecting across
>>>>> all three phases to achieve voltage doubling without shorting
>>>>> everything out, Moron.
>>>>>
>>>>> SPNAK!

>> DildoRider's likely response:
>> "DDDUUURRRHHHH! You just connect phase A to phase B, phase A to
>> ground, phase B to phase C, phase B to ground, phase C to phase A and
>> phase C to ground!

> the result is that you demonstrate your abject desperation.

The result is that you backpedal away from your more than month-long
demonstration of utter stupidity. Because you're a mathematical moron.

SPNAK!

> http://i.imgur.com/khuuxbO.png

Proves nothing except that you can graph a sinewave... but you can't
for the life of you figure out that Euler sinewave summation equation.

You'll note I graphed the 170 volt peak L-N waveform, then derived the
120 volt RMS L-N waveform from that, then derived the 208 volt RMS L-L
waveform from that, complete with the proper phase shift... you can't
do that with your kooky sinewave subtraction equation because it gives
you trash results. Because you're a mathematical moron.

SPNAK!

>> Presto Change-o, you have yerself 240 volts from
>> 120 volts! And it does it all on the *primary* side of that substation
>> transformer, no connection to the secondary required! So if you feed
>> that substation transformer's primary with 240 volts you get 120 volts
>> from the primary, too! And that 120 volts then gets fed to a 120/208
>> volt electrical system. My magical transformer will never short out
>> when all three phases are shorted together and shorted to ground!
>> Because I fart pixie dust on it three times a day! DDDUUURRRHHHH!"
>>
>> <snicker>
>>
>> Phase A *plus* Phase B *plus* Phase C = 0. Sinewave *summation*.
>> Moron.

<crickets> LOL

SPNAK!

>>>> Wanna sound smarter?

>> Oh, let's listen to Chimpy drool out his take on sinewave summation of
>> the three phases of three-phase AC being anything other than zero.
>> This should be good. Continue, Chimpy. Prove you're a bleatfarting
>> queer gay fag and bad electrician. Again.
>>
>> <snicker>

>>>> Shut the fuck up.

>> No. Make me. LOL
>>
>> I'm right. You, DildoRider, LunkHead and Shiny Tinfoil Brain were all
>> wrong, as I proved. Wanna sound smarter? Follow my lead. Embrace
>> reality.
>>
>> <snicker>

>>>> Everybody's spanked you, yet you still continue to blather.

>> No one has spanked anyone except for me spanking the living shit out
>> you retards. That's reality, embrace it, Chimpy.
>>
>> SPNAK!
>>
>> <snicker>

>>> i apologize if i end up as annoying as fakey to you.  i plan on driving
>>> him completely insane, and that's going to basically be sine waves until
>>> 2020, i figure.  :/

>> Translation:
>> "My Usenet Lord and Master has driven me completely insane, so I'm
>> compelled to spam bad sinewaves and bleat out my butthurt until at
>> least 2020... possibly until I can collect enough aluminum cans to buy
>> a gun and bullet to end my torment, which would be long past 2020."
>>
>> <snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

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#55943 — TROLLED K0ok IS TROLLED...

From"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
Date2016-02-25 13:01 -0500
SubjectTROLLED K0ok IS TROLLED...
Message-ID<op.ydeho2jktm21m2@benson.localhost>
In reply to#55938
On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 11:49:16 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
> <news:op.yddlaveztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
> into the wood chipper again:
>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 00:50:14 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood
>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>> <news:op.yddhhzgwtm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>> into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>> On Wed, 24 Feb 2016 23:56:53 -0500,
>>>> Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the
>>>> Coin-Slot Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler)
>>>> <Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:
>
>>>>> In article <9dab31b51a44ffebca5a9c2978d534b3@dizum.com>,
>>>>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
>>>>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>
>>>>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>>>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  
>>>>>> Jockey),
>>>>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>>>>> <news:op.ydcjoijatm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>>>>> into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>>>>> phase A minus phase B minus phase C
>
>>>>>> For 120 volts and using your kooky sinewave subtraction equation,
>>>>>> gives 240 volts with the same phase angle as Phase A. Which is wrong
>>>>>> since it violates Watt's Law.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For 169.71 volts and using your kooky sinewave subtraction equation,
>>>>>> gives 339.415 volts with the same phase angle as Phase A. Which is
>>>>>> wrong since it violates Watt's Law.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You'll get right on describing exactly how you're connecting across
>>>>>> all three phases to achieve voltage doubling without shorting
>>>>>> everything out, Moron.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SPNAK!
>
>>> DildoRider's likely response:
>>> "DDDUUURRRHHHH! You just connect phase A to phase B, phase A to
>>> ground, phase B to phase C, phase B to ground, phase C to phase A and
>>> phase C to ground!
>
>> the result is that you demonstrate your abject desperation.
>
> The result is that you backpedal away from your more than month-long
> demonstration of utter stupidity. Because you're a mathematical moron.
>
> SPNAK!
>
>> http://i.imgur.com/khuuxbO.png
>
> Proves nothing except that you can graph a sinewave... but you can't
> for the life of you figure out that Euler sinewave summation equation.
>
> You'll note I graphed the 170 volt peak L-N waveform, then derived the
> 120 volt RMS L-N waveform from that, then derived the 208 volt RMS L-L
> waveform from that, complete with the proper phase shift... you can't
> do that with your kooky sinewave subtraction equation because it gives
> you trash results. Because you're a mathematical moron.
>
> SPNAK!
>
>>> Presto Change-o, you have yerself 240 volts from
>>> 120 volts! And it does it all on the *primary* side of that substation
>>> transformer, no connection to the secondary required! So if you feed
>>> that substation transformer's primary with 240 volts you get 120 volts
>>> from the primary, too! And that 120 volts then gets fed to a 120/208
>>> volt electrical system. My magical transformer will never short out
>>> when all three phases are shorted together and shorted to ground!
>>> Because I fart pixie dust on it three times a day! DDDUUURRRHHHH!"
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>>>
>>> Phase A *plus* Phase B *plus* Phase C = 0. Sinewave *summation*.
>>> Moron.
>
> <crickets> LOL
>
> SPNAK!
>
>>>>> Wanna sound smarter?
>
>>> Oh, let's listen to Chimpy drool out his take on sinewave summation of
>>> the three phases of three-phase AC being anything other than zero.
>>> This should be good. Continue, Chimpy. Prove you're a bleatfarting
>>> queer gay fag and bad electrician. Again.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
>>>>> Shut the fuck up.
>
>>> No. Make me. LOL
>>>
>>> I'm right. You, DildoRider, LunkHead and Shiny Tinfoil Brain were all
>>> wrong, as I proved. Wanna sound smarter? Follow my lead. Embrace
>>> reality.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
>>>>> Everybody's spanked you, yet you still continue to blather.
>
>>> No one has spanked anyone except for me spanking the living shit out
>>> you retards. That's reality, embrace it, Chimpy.
>>>
>>> SPNAK!
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
>>>> i apologize if i end up as annoying as fakey to you.  i plan on  
>>>> driving
>>>> him completely insane, and that's going to basically be sine waves  
>>>> until
>>>> 2020, i figure.  :/
>
>>> Translation:
>>> "My Usenet Lord and Master has driven me completely insane, so I'm
>>> compelled to spam bad sinewaves and bleat out my butthurt until at
>>> least 2020... possibly until I can collect enough aluminum cans to buy
>>> a gun and bullet to end my torment, which would be long past 2020."
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
> Fag. LOL
> Idiot. LOL
> Moron. LOL
> Tranny. LOL
> Libtard. LOL
> Crackhead. LOL
> GableTard. LOL
> DildoRider. LOL
> Bad Musician. LOL
> Stick Figure. LOL
> Terrible Liar. LOL
> Sinewave Spammer. LOL
> Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
> Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
> Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
> Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
> Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
> Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
> Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
>


-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL


on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

-

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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#55944 — TROLLED K0ok IS TROLLED...

From"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
Date2016-02-25 13:01 -0500
SubjectTROLLED K0ok IS TROLLED...
Message-ID<op.ydeho2kdtm21m2@benson.localhost>
In reply to#55938
On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 11:49:16 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
> <news:op.yddlaveztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
> into the wood chipper again:
>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 00:50:14 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood
>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>> <news:op.yddhhzgwtm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>> into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>> On Wed, 24 Feb 2016 23:56:53 -0500,
>>>> Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the
>>>> Coin-Slot Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler)
>>>> <Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:
>
>>>>> In article <9dab31b51a44ffebca5a9c2978d534b3@dizum.com>,
>>>>> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
>>>>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>
>>>>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>>>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  
>>>>>> Jockey),
>>>>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>>>>> <news:op.ydcjoijatm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>>>>> into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>>>>> phase A minus phase B minus phase C
>
>>>>>> For 120 volts and using your kooky sinewave subtraction equation,
>>>>>> gives 240 volts with the same phase angle as Phase A. Which is wrong
>>>>>> since it violates Watt's Law.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For 169.71 volts and using your kooky sinewave subtraction equation,
>>>>>> gives 339.415 volts with the same phase angle as Phase A. Which is
>>>>>> wrong since it violates Watt's Law.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You'll get right on describing exactly how you're connecting across
>>>>>> all three phases to achieve voltage doubling without shorting
>>>>>> everything out, Moron.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SPNAK!
>
>>> DildoRider's likely response:
>>> "DDDUUURRRHHHH! You just connect phase A to phase B, phase A to
>>> ground, phase B to phase C, phase B to ground, phase C to phase A and
>>> phase C to ground!
>
>> the result is that you demonstrate your abject desperation.
>
> The result is that you backpedal away from your more than month-long
> demonstration of utter stupidity. Because you're a mathematical moron.
>
> SPNAK!
>
>> http://i.imgur.com/khuuxbO.png
>
> Proves nothing except that you can graph a sinewave... but you can't
> for the life of you figure out that Euler sinewave summation equation.
>
> You'll note I graphed the 170 volt peak L-N waveform, then derived the
> 120 volt RMS L-N waveform from that, then derived the 208 volt RMS L-L
> waveform from that, complete with the proper phase shift... you can't
> do that with your kooky sinewave subtraction equation because it gives
> you trash results. Because you're a mathematical moron.
>
> SPNAK!
>
>>> Presto Change-o, you have yerself 240 volts from
>>> 120 volts! And it does it all on the *primary* side of that substation
>>> transformer, no connection to the secondary required! So if you feed
>>> that substation transformer's primary with 240 volts you get 120 volts
>>> from the primary, too! And that 120 volts then gets fed to a 120/208
>>> volt electrical system. My magical transformer will never short out
>>> when all three phases are shorted together and shorted to ground!
>>> Because I fart pixie dust on it three times a day! DDDUUURRRHHHH!"
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>>>
>>> Phase A *plus* Phase B *plus* Phase C = 0. Sinewave *summation*.
>>> Moron.
>
> <crickets> LOL
>
> SPNAK!
>
>>>>> Wanna sound smarter?
>
>>> Oh, let's listen to Chimpy drool out his take on sinewave summation of
>>> the three phases of three-phase AC being anything other than zero.
>>> This should be good. Continue, Chimpy. Prove you're a bleatfarting
>>> queer gay fag and bad electrician. Again.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
>>>>> Shut the fuck up.
>
>>> No. Make me. LOL
>>>
>>> I'm right. You, DildoRider, LunkHead and Shiny Tinfoil Brain were all
>>> wrong, as I proved. Wanna sound smarter? Follow my lead. Embrace
>>> reality.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
>>>>> Everybody's spanked you, yet you still continue to blather.
>
>>> No one has spanked anyone except for me spanking the living shit out
>>> you retards. That's reality, embrace it, Chimpy.
>>>
>>> SPNAK!
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
>>>> i apologize if i end up as annoying as fakey to you.  i plan on  
>>>> driving
>>>> him completely insane, and that's going to basically be sine waves  
>>>> until
>>>> 2020, i figure.  :/
>
>>> Translation:
>>> "My Usenet Lord and Master has driven me completely insane, so I'm
>>> compelled to spam bad sinewaves and bleat out my butthurt until at
>>> least 2020... possibly until I can collect enough aluminum cans to buy
>>> a gun and bullet to end my torment, which would be long past 2020."
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>
> Fag. LOL
> Idiot. LOL
> Moron. LOL
> Tranny. LOL
> Libtard. LOL
> Crackhead. LOL
> GableTard. LOL
> DildoRider. LOL
> Bad Musician. LOL
> Stick Figure. LOL
> Terrible Liar. LOL
> Sinewave Spammer. LOL
> Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
> Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
> Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
> Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
> Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
> Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
> Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
>


-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

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FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

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i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL


on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

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http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

-

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

 

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