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Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed.

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  Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-18 18:55 -0800
    Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-18 22:04 -0500
    Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-20 06:09 +0100
      Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed. Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-20 01:04 -0700
        Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-20 01:00 -0800
          Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-20 01:33 -0800

#55808 — Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed.

From"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Date2016-02-18 18:55 -0800
SubjectRe: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed.
Message-ID<MPG.3130241027bc39d998c7ee@news.altopia.com>
In article <qe7ccbt9r2nn1r27pqql4fajbhljp3lucm@4ax.com>, 
bender@the.future says...


> 
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> 
> > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> > 
> > Bite My Shiny Metal Ass, in
> > <news:v01bcbl3fg5g1rg0kpbg2p3a0k9jpapj5l@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
> > first into the wood chipper again:
> > 
> > > Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka 
> > > DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), 
> > > socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1 wrote:
> > 
> > >> On Wed, 17 Feb 2016 14:05:06 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood
> > >> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> > 
> > >>> Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded Libtard, in
> > >>> <news:na283k$18kf$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first into
> > >>> the wood chipper again:
> > 
> > >>>> On 17/02/2016 1:58 AM, Friendly Neighborhood
> > >>>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
> > 
> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 120 Hz frequency and 150 volt amplitude
> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 33 Hz frequency and 20.25 volt amplitude
> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 150 Hz frequency and 1400 volt amplitude
> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 5013 Hz frequency and 20 volt amplitude
> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 13 Hz and 600 volt amplitude
> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 1209 Hz and 360 volt amplitude
> > 
> > > WTF is supposed to be the significance of a set of arbitrary
> > > signals?  Whatever...
> > 
> > If you don't understand the discussion, feel free to excuse yourself
> > from it.
> > 
> > >>>>> You stupid fuck, do you not understand the concept of constructive and
> > >>>>> destructive interference?
> > 
> > > Bullshit here.  Sinusoids superimposed together don't
> > > "interfere", they just add together.  It's simple
> > > superposition, not interference.  The writer doesn't
> > > understand the concept of interference.
> > 
> > I encourage you to study the topic of constructive and destructive
> > wave interference. You're talking about the same thing.
> 
> Superposition is not "interference".
> > 
> > <http://www.acs.psu.edu/drussell/Demos/superposition/superposition.html>
> 
> This is about traveling waves.  You didn't understand it.
> 
> 
> > > Now if someone knew enough to pick the right starting phases
> > > (say, picking cosines instead of sines) you could make them
> > > all add to 2550 volts at some particular time (time 0).  But
> > > he didn't, and they don't.
> > 
> > They'll constructively interfere to 2550.25 volts at the
> > 4,444,525,800th period. That's the common periodicity of those six
> > sinewaves.
> 
> LOL!  Good gawd amighty, you're stupid.  The LCD of the
> frequencies is 4.4 Ghz.  Totally irrelevant to anything.
> 
> The PERIOD is 1 sec.  The composite signal repeats itself
> every period.  The 4 billionth period is exactly the same as
> the first.  That's what period means.
> 
> The sum never reaches 2550 volts, which is why you can't
> answer the question of at what time this happens.
> 
> <snip incoherent nonsense>

And to think the quagmire Fakey "currently" finds himself in, all 
started because he thought residential services were only 120 volts.

<mocking snicker>

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#55810

From"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
Date2016-02-18 22:04 -0500
Message-ID<op.yc175zx6tm21m2@benson.localhost>
In reply to#55808
On Thu, 18 Feb 2016 21:55:53 -0500, Checkmate, DoW #1  
<Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:

> In article <qe7ccbt9r2nn1r27pqql4fajbhljp3lucm@4ax.com>,
> bender@the.future says...
>
>
>>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
>> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>
>> > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>> >
>> > Bite My Shiny Metal Ass, in
>> > <news:v01bcbl3fg5g1rg0kpbg2p3a0k9jpapj5l@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
>> > first into the wood chipper again:
>> >
>> > > Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>> > > DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  
>> Jockey),
>> > > socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1 wrote:
>> >
>> > >> On Wed, 17 Feb 2016 14:05:06 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood
>> > >> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>> >
>> > >>> Ko0O0oki kensi the LunkHeaded Libtard, in
>> > >>> <news:na283k$18kf$1@gioia.aioe.org> did thusly jump head first  
>> into
>> > >>> the wood chipper again:
>> >
>> > >>>> On 17/02/2016 1:58 AM, Friendly Neighborhood
>> > >>>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>> >
>> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 120 Hz frequency and 150 volt amplitude
>> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 33 Hz frequency and 20.25 volt amplitude
>> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 150 Hz frequency and 1400 volt amplitude
>> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 5013 Hz frequency and 20 volt amplitude
>> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 13 Hz and 600 volt amplitude
>> > >>>>>>> A sinewave of 1209 Hz and 360 volt amplitude
>> >
>> > > WTF is supposed to be the significance of a set of arbitrary
>> > > signals?  Whatever...
>> >
>> > If you don't understand the discussion, feel free to excuse yourself
>> > from it.
>> >
>> > >>>>> You stupid fuck, do you not understand the concept of  
>> constructive and
>> > >>>>> destructive interference?
>> >
>> > > Bullshit here.  Sinusoids superimposed together don't
>> > > "interfere", they just add together.  It's simple
>> > > superposition, not interference.  The writer doesn't
>> > > understand the concept of interference.
>> >
>> > I encourage you to study the topic of constructive and destructive
>> > wave interference. You're talking about the same thing.
>>
>> Superposition is not "interference".
>> >
>> >  
>> <http://www.acs.psu.edu/drussell/Demos/superposition/superposition.html>
>>
>> This is about traveling waves.  You didn't understand it.
>>
>>
>> > > Now if someone knew enough to pick the right starting phases
>> > > (say, picking cosines instead of sines) you could make them
>> > > all add to 2550 volts at some particular time (time 0).  But
>> > > he didn't, and they don't.
>> >
>> > They'll constructively interfere to 2550.25 volts at the
>> > 4,444,525,800th period. That's the common periodicity of those six
>> > sinewaves.
>>
>> LOL!  Good gawd amighty, you're stupid.  The LCD of the
>> frequencies is 4.4 Ghz.  Totally irrelevant to anything.
>>
>> The PERIOD is 1 sec.  The composite signal repeats itself
>> every period.  The 4 billionth period is exactly the same as
>> the first.  That's what period means.
>>
>> The sum never reaches 2550 volts, which is why you can't
>> answer the question of at what time this happens.

well, he said "already answered".

>>
>> <snip incoherent nonsense>
>
> And to think the quagmire Fakey "currently" finds himself in, all
> started because he thought residential services were only 120 volts.
>
> <mocking snicker>
>

HAHAHAHAHAHA

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL


on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

-

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
 

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#55843

FromFriendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
Date2016-02-20 06:09 +0100
Message-ID<9d83b89a39214ba98349cdf712ddcb09@dizum.com>
In reply to#55808
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in
<news:MPG.3130241027bc39d998c7ee@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> And to think the quagmire Fakey "currently" finds himself in, all 
> started because he thought residential services were only 120 volts.
> 
> <mocking snicker>

Wrong. It's because *you* insisted the two hot legs were 240 volts,
and the midpoint neutral was 120 volts, and the whole thing was
"single-phase" rather than "split-phase midpoint-neutral".

Chimpy's latest SPNAK!, in his own words:
====================================================
"they're 240 volt legs" (Chimpy's words)
"either ONE of the 240 volt lines" (Chimpy's words)
"120 volt neutral" (Chimpy's words)
"New residential service is 240 volts, with a 120 volt neutral center
tap" (Chimpy's words)

Chimpy k'lames each leg running into a house is 240 volts, and neutral
is 120 volts. What a *moron*. LOL!

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
<https://www.blackhillsenergy.com/sites/default/files/bhe-coe-rules-regs.pdf>
=======================================
All new installations of three (3) or more circuits must be wired for
120/240 volt, 3-wire when secondary distribution is single-phase
except when distribution is connected wye, the voltage will be
120/208."
=======================================

<https://www.blackhillspower.com/rates>
=======================================
Type of Service - Residential
Alternating current, 60 hertz, single phase, at nominal voltages of
_120_ _or_ 120/240 volts.
=======================================
What kind of backpedaling *moron* is Chimpy that he k'lames a utility
doesn't provide a service that they have a rate listed for? Of course,
Chimpy's such a *moron* he can't possibly conceive of a separate 120
volt-only service for an outbuilding, separate from a residence. LOL 

Message-ID: <096001b11e397e1ce81972fa1a687e0c@dizum.com>
=======================================
>>>> I proved via a quote directly from Pissbum's utility that
>>>> they provide a 120 volt-only service.

>>> They didn't say they would provide it. They merely defined it,

>> You lying, backpedaling pathetic piece of shit.
>> 
>> <https://www.blackhillspower.com/rates>
>> =======================================
>> Type of Service - Residential
>> Alternating current, 60 hertz, single phase, at nominal voltages of
>> _120_ _or_ 120/240 volts.
>> =======================================
>> 
>> What's that URL say, you fucking *moron*... *rates*. That's the
>> *rates* *page*, how much they *charge* for that *service*.

(Chimpy's best lie ever)!  LOL!
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Chimpy: "it's NOT 120 volts, it's 120/240", when in fact, 120 volts is
ALL it is. Two oppositely-phased legs, each running at 120 volts, and
the 240 volt "service" is only created by tapping across those two 120
volt hot legs. So Chimpy's doubly wrong. LOL

Chimpy: "Normal residential service is single phase 240 volts." when
in fact it's split-phase 120 volts. The 240 volts is only achieved
in-house by connecting across the oppositely-phased 120 volt legs. LOL
====================================================

Chimpy thinks each leg running into a house is 240 volts: "they're 240
volt legs" (Chimpy's words), and the neutral is 120 volts: "120 volt
neutral" (Chimpy's words), because he's a *moron*.

Chimpy *still* can't figure out the difference between "single-phase"
and "split-phase midpoint-neutral", which is why he was talking about
that guy who called him and talked about "split-phase", which Chimpy
conflated to "2-phase", which Chimpy was making fun of, because
Chimpy's a *moron*. LOL

In fact, Chimpy's demonstrated that he's *such* a bad electrician he
doesn't know the meaning of the word "electrics"... he thinks it's a
misspelling: "Electrics [sic]" (Chimpy's words). LOL!

It's called a "3-wire midpoint-neutral split-phase" system for a
reason, you *moron*. LOL

Chimpy's a bad electrician, a bleatfarting backpedaling spankard and a
*moron*.

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

<snicker>

And to think, Chimpy's latest quagmire is all because he was trying to
divert attention away from the fact that he continues to insist that a
vagina is "gay", and that every time Chimpy looks at a clearly labeled
vagina, all he sees is a "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words),
"gaping asshole and balls" (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia"
(Chimpy's words) and "a nut sack swinging" (Chimpy's words). LOL

That's because Chimpy's Gayer Than Gargles (tm).

Melt, Chimpy, melt
Froth, Chimpy, froth
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
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#55847

FromSkeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid>
Date2016-02-20 01:04 -0700
Message-ID<nf7gcbdraeknqrc84ndhff91jre5occqad@4ax.com>
In reply to#55843
On Sat, 20 Feb 2016 06:09:44 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> And to think the quagmire Fakey "currently" finds himself in, all 
>> started because he thought residential services were only 120 volts.
>> 
>> <mocking snicker>
>
>Wrong. It's because *you* insisted the two hot legs were 240 volts,
>and the midpoint neutral was 120 volts, and the whole thing was
>"single-phase" rather than "split-phase midpoint-neutral".


So you admit you're in a quagmire.

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#55848

From"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Date2016-02-20 01:00 -0800
Message-ID<MPG.3131cb266d33089998c826@news.altopia.com>
In reply to#55847
In article <nf7gcbdraeknqrc84ndhff91jre5occqad@4ax.com>, 
skeet@invalid.invalid says...


> 
> On Sat, 20 Feb 2016 06:09:44 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> 
> >> And to think the quagmire Fakey "currently" finds himself in, all 
> >> started because he thought residential services were only 120 volts.
> >> 
> >> <mocking snicker>
> >
> >Wrong. It's because *you* insisted the two hot legs were 240 volts,
> >and the midpoint neutral was 120 volts, and the whole thing was
> >"single-phase" rather than "split-phase midpoint-neutral".
> 
> 
> So you admit you're in a quagmire.

Is that go0f still trying to argue with me?  LOL!

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#55849

FromJanithor <Janithor@comcast.net>
Date2016-02-20 01:33 -0800
Message-ID<na9btl$6jc$1@news.albasani.net>
In reply to#55848
x-no-archive: yes

On 2/20/2016 1:00 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <nf7gcbdraeknqrc84ndhff91jre5occqad@4ax.com>,
> skeet@invalid.invalid says...
>
>
>>
>> On Sat, 20 Feb 2016 06:09:44 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>
>>>> And to think the quagmire Fakey "currently" finds himself in, all
>>>> started because he thought residential services were only 120 volts.
>>>>
>>>> <mocking snicker>
>>>
>>> Wrong. It's because *you* insisted the two hot legs were 240 volts,
>>> and the midpoint neutral was 120 volts, and the whole thing was
>>> "single-phase" rather than "split-phase midpoint-neutral".
>>
>>
>> So you admit you're in a quagmire.
>
> Is that go0f still trying to argue with me?  LOL!


I hit my head tonight, it hurt like a sonofabitch.

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