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  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-18 20:36 +1000
    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 14:21 -0400
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. The Inconvenient Truth <trvth@invalid.invalid> - 2016-07-18 19:17 +0000
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-19 07:12 +1000
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-18 16:35 -0700
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:45 -0400
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-18 23:53 +0000
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:11 -0400
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 00:16 +0000
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:44 -0400
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-18 17:47 -0700
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:56 -0400
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 19:54 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:32 +1000
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-20 00:01 -0700
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-31 12:39 -0500
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-31 14:22 -0400
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-31 15:28 -0500
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-07-31 11:24 -0700
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-31 15:28 -0500
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-08-01 07:44 +1000
                      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-07-31 19:03 -0700
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-08-01 11:01 -0400
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-08-01 12:18 -0400
                      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-08-01 20:59 +0000
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-01 11:22 -0600
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 01:45 +0000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-18 18:54 -0700
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:48 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:34 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-20 09:22 -0400
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 07:24 +1000
                      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-20 17:39 -0400
                        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 08:28 +1000
                          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-20 18:40 -0400
                            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 09:06 +1000
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-23 23:14 +0000
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-23 20:03 -0700
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 07:30 +1000
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-07-18 19:33 -0500
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:55 -0400
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-07-18 23:59 -0500
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:50 -0400
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-19 15:12 -0400
                    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 19:54 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-07-20 11:27 -0500
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-23 21:55 +0000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-23 20:44 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-24 06:17 +0200
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-24 06:42 +0200
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-27 22:08 +0000
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Wader of Doom, WoD #1) - 2016-07-28 08:48 +0100
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-28 17:56 +1000
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-19 21:23 +1000
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:46 -0400
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-19 10:24 -0400
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 10:53 -0400
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-07-19 10:51 -0600
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-19 23:53 -0400
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 23:01 +0000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-21 16:25 +0200
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-21 07:31 -0700
                  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-22 08:20 +0200
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-07-19 10:37 -0600
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-19 13:03 -0400
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-19 02:46 -0500
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-19 00:55 -0700
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-19 15:14 -0400
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 06:16 -0400
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-19 15:29 -0400
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 23:04 +0000

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#60368

On 19/07/2016 10:24 AM, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 
Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 
Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
>> Fakey-like typing detected.
>
> single-spaces between sentences.  check.

Same as Gregglz, myself, murphy (when he bothers to write in complete 
sentences, which isn't often), Ellis Dee, The Chad, Mr. DummyPants, 
Skeeter, and buzzard. Catalina and dolf sometimes single-space, 
sometimes double-space. If single-spacing makes someone a kook or Paul 
or both, then I guess you just SPNAK'd half of the DoW.

*snicker*

> armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on...
> nothing.  check.

Not nothing; the fact that he doesn't have a working flush toilet. As a 
rule, only the poorest of the poor lack for things like that.

> spurious fan fiction.  check.

Everyone here makes cracks like that about Gargglz and half the rest of 
the local population.

> starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.

With a tiny little sample size of 2.

> desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.

Spurious fan fiction. Check.

*snicker*

Seriously, point to anywhere in Nadegda's needling of Gerggl where she 
seemed to be trying to control anything?

> <snickerTurd>.  check.

I've seen plenty of people use the snicker around here recently, 
including me, Skeeter, Checkmate, Bill Jillians, and one or two more 
whose names I don't recall off the top of my head.

Your accusation that Nadegda is a Fakey sock is without merit and, on 
close examination, proves to be utterly unsubstantiated.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#60373

In article <nmlets$1lhu$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid 
says...
> 
> On 19/07/2016 10:24 AM, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 
> Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 
> Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 wrote:
> > On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
> >> Fakey-like typing detected.
> >
> > single-spaces between sentences.  check.
> 
> Same as Gregglz, myself, murphy (when he bothers to write in complete 
> sentences, which isn't often), Ellis Dee, The Chad, Mr. DummyPants, 
> Skeeter, and buzzard. Catalina and dolf sometimes single-space, 
> sometimes double-space. If single-spacing makes someone a kook or Paul 
> or both, then I guess you just SPNAK'd half of the DoW.
> 
> *snicker*
> 
> > armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on...
> > nothing.  check.
> 
> Not nothing; the fact that he doesn't have a working flush toilet. As a 
> rule, only the poorest of the poor lack for things like that.
> 
> > spurious fan fiction.  check.
> 
> Everyone here makes cracks like that about Gargglz and half the rest of 
> the local population.
> 
> > starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.
> 
> With a tiny little sample size of 2.
> 
> > desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.
> 
> Spurious fan fiction. Check.
> 
> *snicker*
> 
> Seriously, point to anywhere in Nadegda's needling of Gerggl where she 
> seemed to be trying to control anything?
> 
> > <snickerTurd>.  check.
> 
> I've seen plenty of people use the snicker around here recently, 
> including me, Skeeter, Checkmate, Bill Jillians, and one or two more 
> whose names I don't recall off the top of my head.
> 
> Your accusation that Nadegda is a Fakey sock is without merit and, on 
> close examination, proves to be utterly unsubstantiated.

To much defense.

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#60428

On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 12:51:02 -0400, Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com>  
wrote:

> In article <nmlets$1lhu$1@gioia.aioe.org>, kkensington01@gmail.invalid
> says...
>>
>> On 19/07/2016 10:24 AM, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907
>> Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907
>> Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 wrote:
>> > On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
>> >> Fakey-like typing detected.
>> >
>> > single-spaces between sentences.  check.
>>
>> Same as Gregglz, myself, murphy (when he bothers to write in complete
>> sentences, which isn't often), Ellis Dee, The Chad, Mr. DummyPants,
>> Skeeter, and buzzard. Catalina and dolf sometimes single-space,
>> sometimes double-space. If single-spacing makes someone a kook or Paul
>> or both, then I guess you just SPNAK'd half of the DoW.
>>
>> *snicker*
>>
>> > armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on...
>> > nothing.  check.
>>
>> Not nothing; the fact that he doesn't have a working flush toilet. As a
>> rule, only the poorest of the poor lack for things like that.
>>
>> > spurious fan fiction.  check.
>>
>> Everyone here makes cracks like that about Gargglz and half the rest of
>> the local population.
>>
>> > starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.
>>
>> With a tiny little sample size of 2.
>>
>> > desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.
>>
>> Spurious fan fiction. Check.
>>
>> *snicker*
>>
>> Seriously, point to anywhere in Nadegda's needling of Gerggl where she
>> seemed to be trying to control anything?
>>
>> > <snickerTurd>.  check.
>>
>> I've seen plenty of people use the snicker around here recently,
>> including me, Skeeter, Checkmate, Bill Jillians, and one or two more
>> whose names I don't recall off the top of my head.
>>
>> Your accusation that Nadegda is a Fakey sock is without merit and, on
>> close examination, proves to be utterly unsubstantiated.
>
> To much defense.
>
that part about using the poor as fodder for their amusement sure was  
compelling.  i'd sure want to have LOTS of conversations with those two  
morons.  :|

did they forget that this was AUK, or what?  (AUK added)

-- 
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b9634ebeb7c28503997@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

-

"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental  
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the  
stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the  
government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view  
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional  
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss  
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories  
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden  
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once  
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further  
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became  
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever  
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression  
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by  
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking  
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,  
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this  
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow  
to owe ever more in real terms."

wait?  what?  no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the  
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that.  eh, lotusLoser?

-

the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#60414

On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 10:53:46 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 19/07/2016 10:24 AM, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907
> Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907
> Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 wrote:
>> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
>>> Fakey-like typing detected.
>>
>> single-spaces between sentences.  check.
> 
> Same as Gregglz, myself, murphy (when he bothers to write in complete
> sentences, which isn't often), Ellis Dee, The Chad, Mr. DummyPants,
> Skeeter, and buzzard. Catalina and dolf sometimes single-space,
> sometimes double-space. If single-spacing makes someone a kook or Paul
> or both, then I guess you just SPNAK'd half of the DoW.
> 
> *snicker*
> 
>> armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on...
>> nothing.  check.
> 
> Not nothing; the fact that he doesn't have a working flush toilet. As a
> rule, only the poorest of the poor lack for things like that.
> 
>> spurious fan fiction.  check.
> 
> Everyone here makes cracks like that about Gargglz and half the rest of
> the local population.
> 
>> starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.
> 
> With a tiny little sample size of 2.
> 
>> desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.
> 
> Spurious fan fiction. Check.
> 
> *snicker*
> 
> Seriously, point to anywhere in Nadegda's needling of Gerggl where she
> seemed to be trying to control anything?
> 
>> <snickerTurd>.  check.
> 
> I've seen plenty of people use the snicker around here recently,
> including me, Skeeter, Checkmate, Bill Jillians, and one or two more
> whose names I don't recall off the top of my head.
> 
> Your accusation that Nadegda is a Fakey sock is without merit and, on
> close examination, proves to be utterly unsubstantiated.

Dogwhistle Holder 0 - 1 kensi

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#60492

On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 19:01:58 -0400, Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 10:53:46 -0400, kensi wrote:
>
>> On 19/07/2016 10:24 AM, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907
>> Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907
>> Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 wrote:
>>> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
>>>> Fakey-like typing detected.
>>>
>>> single-spaces between sentences.  check.
>>
>> Same as Gregglz, myself, murphy (when he bothers to write in complete
>> sentences, which isn't often), Ellis Dee, The Chad, Mr. DummyPants,
>> Skeeter, and buzzard. Catalina and dolf sometimes single-space,
>> sometimes double-space. If single-spacing makes someone a kook or Paul
>> or both, then I guess you just SPNAK'd half of the DoW.
>>
>> *snicker*
>>
>>> armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on...
>>> nothing.  check.
>>
>> Not nothing; the fact that he doesn't have a working flush toilet. As a
>> rule, only the poorest of the poor lack for things like that.
>>
>>> spurious fan fiction.  check.
>>
>> Everyone here makes cracks like that about Gargglz and half the rest of
>> the local population.
>>
>>> starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.
>>
>> With a tiny little sample size of 2.
>>
>>> desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.
>>
>> Spurious fan fiction. Check.
>>
>> *snicker*
>>
>> Seriously, point to anywhere in Nadegda's needling of Gerggl where she
>> seemed to be trying to control anything?
>>
>>> <snickerTurd>.  check.
>>
>> I've seen plenty of people use the snicker around here recently,
>> including me, Skeeter, Checkmate, Bill Jillians, and one or two more
>> whose names I don't recall off the top of my head.
>>
>> Your accusation that Nadegda is a Fakey sock is without merit and, on
>> close examination, proves to be utterly unsubstantiated.
>
> Dogwhistle Holder 0 - 1 kensi

More scissoring from the Friendly Neighborhood Vagina Wranglers.


-- 

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."

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#60494

In article <b212d6633a5f370cb7d1173bdf5230b7@dizum.com>, 
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


> 
> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 19:01:58 -0400, Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> 
> > On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 10:53:46 -0400, kensi wrote:
> >
> >> On 19/07/2016 10:24 AM, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907
> >> Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907
> >> Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
> >>>> Fakey-like typing detected.
> >>>
> >>> single-spaces between sentences.  check.
> >>
> >> Same as Gregglz, myself, murphy (when he bothers to write in complete
> >> sentences, which isn't often), Ellis Dee, The Chad, Mr. DummyPants,
> >> Skeeter, and buzzard. Catalina and dolf sometimes single-space,
> >> sometimes double-space. If single-spacing makes someone a kook or Paul
> >> or both, then I guess you just SPNAK'd half of the DoW.
> >>
> >> *snicker*
> >>
> >>> armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on...
> >>> nothing.  check.
> >>
> >> Not nothing; the fact that he doesn't have a working flush toilet. As a
> >> rule, only the poorest of the poor lack for things like that.
> >>
> >>> spurious fan fiction.  check.
> >>
> >> Everyone here makes cracks like that about Gargglz and half the rest of
> >> the local population.
> >>
> >>> starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.
> >>
> >> With a tiny little sample size of 2.
> >>
> >>> desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.
> >>
> >> Spurious fan fiction. Check.
> >>
> >> *snicker*
> >>
> >> Seriously, point to anywhere in Nadegda's needling of Gerggl where she
> >> seemed to be trying to control anything?
> >>
> >>> <snickerTurd>.  check.
> >>
> >> I've seen plenty of people use the snicker around here recently,
> >> including me, Skeeter, Checkmate, Bill Jillians, and one or two more
> >> whose names I don't recall off the top of my head.
> >>
> >> Your accusation that Nadegda is a Fakey sock is without merit and, on
> >> close examination, proves to be utterly unsubstantiated.
> >
> > Dogwhistle Holder 0 - 1 kensi
> 
> More scissoring from the Friendly Neighborhood Vagina Wranglers.

When can we look forward to the hole-punching from the Friendly 
Neighborhood Vagina Wranglers?

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, Official Ko0K Wrangler
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#60528

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer (aka Craptain Kneel Whorin' The
Pusillanimous Pail-Pooping Pooter Pirate of the SS Cut The [mus]Turd),
in <news:b212d6633a5f370cb7d1173bdf5230b7@dizum.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 19:01:58 -0400, Paul G. Derbyshire
> the dress wearing goat raper, socked up as Nadegda
> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote from IP address 67.70.59.199
> (posting-host="3eb94e9ccb87adec6bcfc39357241aba", Deep River,
> Ontario, Canada:

Paul, you stupid fuck, the MD5 hash of IP address 67.70.59.199 matches
your posting-host. There's only a 1 in 2^64 chance that it's an MD5
hash collision. Therefore, you're a dress-wearing goat-raping
shroom-picking antisocial violent people-attacking
kicked-out-of-college unemployable loser. LOL

But do continue to hinge your denial of your identity upon that 1 in
18 quintillion 446 quadrillion 744 trillion 73 billion 709 million 551
thousand 616 chance, Paul. You moron. LOL

>> Do<SMACKASHROOMTARD!>

> More scissoring from the Friendly Neighborhood Vagina Wranglers.

You mean the Frumpy Neighborhood Vagina Wannabe.

<snicker>

Paul Derbyshire, you stupid fuck, you've been outed seven times.
You're *still* using one of the IP addresses below, you moron.

03 May 2016 - MID: <ng9mdq$m43$33@dont-email.me>
posting-host="28e199bc366b04f624161a7e7c6d9ee6"
67.70.57.221 Deep River, ON, Canada

10 Jun 2016 - MID: <njf6m0$9i5$13@dont-email.me>
posting-host="5a7d8d855af84388d01b7dc826ef09d4"
67.70.57.173 Deep River, ON, Canada

20 Jun 2016 - MID: <nka7gl$lnq$1@dont-email.me>
posting-host="012e03f33b086ea5f85f61609ba7b360"
67.70.98.116 Deep River, ON, Canada

01 Jul 2016 - MID: <nl6kqc$q0d$10@dont-email.me>
posting-host="58c64c3df7194056193d4316e7d6bde7"
67.70.57.43 Deep River, ON, Canada

05 Jul 2016 - MID: <nlh8q3$sgh$12@dont-email.me>
posting-host="ffc2b295bc7bc97250a857d253111bde"
67.70.57.183 Deep River, ON, Canada

09 Jul 2016 - MID: <nlrmrj$lqb$15@dont-email.me>
posting-host="3eb94e9ccb87adec6bcfc39357241aba"
67.70.59.199 Deep River, ON, Canada

And once by Ray Banana. LOL

Anyone can check that the IP addresses have MD5 hashes that match your
posting-host, and anyone can go to MaxMind GeoIP to determine that
you're a dress-wearing goat-raping shroomtard using IP addresses from
Deep River, ON, Canada, just down the road from Pembroke, ON, Canada.

Now you k'lame that the IPv4 address space causes MD5 collisions...
you know you want to (here's a hint, moron... look at the number of
possible IPv6 addresses, and the number of possible MD5 hashes...
they're the same (2^128), hence no collisions even for IPv6.).

You moron. LOL

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

Message-ID: <a76a23be8f4a22ea6c31dde5b3e2dd8c@dizum.com>
========================================================
========================================================
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/yhNtCQr1rpE/GlDtnrGgMxsJ>

From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this Usenet thing?
Message-ID: <km1mfl$t4j$7@dont-email.me>
Injection-Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC)
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org;
posting-host="67.70.58.178"; logging-data="29843";
Summary: Murphy is a kook with hundreds, if not thousands, of sock
puppets
Keywords: Murphy
X-Mailer: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118
========================================================
========================================================

Message-ID: <65d0f5e1ad03d42086b4a492e0eba763@dizum.com>
========================================================
========================================================
> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

Everyone is laughing at you, Paul Derbyshire. Everyone.

Spankard. ShroomTard. Failure.

<snicker>

<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs>
Subject: The Derbyshire Saga
================================================================
[ Posted on Wed, 7 Feb 1996 18:39:04 GMT ]

Ok, kids... here's the voice from the cheap seats, on the Derbyshire
Saga (tm).

Now, having read about young Paul (the short, whiny, irritating,
psychotic child that he is) having been dragged from a lab by "the
man", I can only assume that this little story occurred a) yesterday,
and b) in the Steacie building.

The coincidence of two such occurrences cropping up in the same day
"here in the trailer park" would be just too far out to contemplate.

It would seem, then, that young Paul Derbyshire is taking first year
chemistry. As an aside, I'll note that this isn't his first little
"fling" with the department. Shortly before Christmas, the undergrads
had their lab techniques exam. Paul, to whom we can add "clumsy" as
one of his many ignoble traits, couldn't perform under pressure
(begging the question...). Long story short:  He flipped... lost it
completely. Started swearing first at the proctors, then at the lab
supervisor, and lastly, after having been ejected from the lab, lashed
out at the department Chair. (Oh, yes, cursing, swearing, threatening,
the whole nine yards.)

Btw, this goes partly to the issue of "why didn't the TA in question
squash Mr. Derbyshire like a bug?". Since the repercussions could've
been significant.

In any event:  Yesterday, Paul spilled something in the lab. He
refused to clean it up. (I believe his exact words were "I am not a
human mop.". He kept asking other students to clean up his mess, and
became obstinate when pushed to take care of it himself. When he
started screaming and ranting, the lab supervisor called security on
him.

The fellow who responded is a human mountain named Al. Really nice
guy. Anyway, Paul was standing at the sink with a corrosive solution
in a flask, and refused to leave. "I'm busy, can you come back when
I'm not so busy" is the purported comment he made. Al refused to
apprehend him until the chemicals were secured, so, with security and
the lab supervisor watching, Paul returned to his bench, and continued
his experiment. This involved clamping the offending flask, at which
time Al moved in for the kill (so to speak).

Paul struggled, and managed to punch Al in the face (knocking off his
hat!). Al became... vexed, shall we say, and grabbed Paul by the neck
in a sort of headlock. (If you can imagine tiny Paul hanging, feet
kicking, whilst Al lifts him from behind with one arm around the neck
you have the proper picture.) Al then removed him from the lab, put
him on the ground, and proceeded to cuff him.

(Paul:  "what are you doing!?")

Al calls for backup at some point.

Al: "540, this is 8, I need backup for a..." etc.

Paul:  "Talking in police code doesn't make you any better than me."

Note:  All Paul comments were in a Sam Kinison-like screech at this
point.

Campus security backup arrives, as to the "real cops". They mention to
Paul that he's going "downtown" where he will be their guest for "a
long time". As he is being dragged out of the building, Paul is
screaming "What do you mean 'a long time'? I have things to do
tonight!"

Well... sorry if my prose isn't the greatest.  The story is much
better with voice-over, and particularly when you know all the people
involved. (except Paul, of course). I heard it first hand from a guy
in my lab who witnessed the whole event, btw. He does great Sam
Kinison impersonations.

I hear Paul is now the proud owner of a "No Trespass" restraining
order to keep him from the premises of Carleton University.

Semper Inquirens  (thx, Corey)
================================================================

Brian Publicover wrote:
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs/lS73j-DcD04J>
================================================================
I remember in grade 8 Paul once threw a chair at my head because I
suggested that he liked girls (he used to hate females when he was
younger). This was not an isolated incident: I've seen him attack many
people. I don't think he's dangerous (unless he is holding corrosive
chemicals), but I'd hardly call these incidents "bizarre quirks."
================================================================

Awww, poor bootfucked little kooktard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke,
Ontario, Canada has to relive his horrible past all over again... on
top of having his stoooopid ass drop-kicked across Usenet each and
every day. LOL

And now he's been outed as a dude who likes wearing dresses. And 
raping goats. LOL!

-- 

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) said the Gaussian curvature =
1 / r^2 *and* the Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) says every sphere in the
entire universe has a radius of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a
moron, kensi didn't specify the units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) persists in insisting
that what he wrote isn't fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of
a sphere *does* depend upon its radius, because he doesn't understand
the equations he's trying to use, he doesn't know the difference
between 'constant curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know
what an integral is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even
basic geometry problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has k'lamed that magnetism
has "*no* effect" upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then
backpedaled and said there was a "small amount of positive curvature
due to the energy density in the field", thereby proving he doesn't
know how magnetism affects the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and
denies the existence of magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has described a
universe in which planets could not maintain their orbits, a universe
in which magnets could not work, and therefore a universe which could
not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality. Kensi the moron is Paul
G. Derbyshire.

<snicker>

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#60371

In article <op.ykuqbrs0tm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...
> 
> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
> <noemail@none.not> wrote:
> 
> > On 7/18/2016 7:53 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 14:21:06 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14
> >>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> wrote:
> >>>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
> >>>> <ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I drank two bottle of wine and now I'm drinking ice cold cans of
> >>>>> beer.
> >>>>
> >>>> @that rate  there is no fear of you living yer dream.
> >>>
> >>> I only indulge perhaps one or two Saturdays a month.
> >>
> >> You can only *afford* to indulge once or twice a month, because your
> >> monthly discretionary income after necessities is only $17.35, and even
> >> that's only possible because you redefined things like "a sturdy
> >> foundation", "a shower" and "a flush toilet" as non-necessities. You'd
> >> better hope your shit bucket can support your weight because the next
> >> time there's a hurricane you'll have to hang onto it for dear life.
> >>
> >> <snicker>
> >
> > Fakey-like typing detected.
> >
> 
> single-spaces between sentences.  check.
> 
> armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on... nothing.
> check.
> 
> spurious fan fiction.  check.
> 
> starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.
> 
> desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.
> 
> <snickerTurd>.  check.

The only thing missing is some outer filthing that Faketard loves to do 
so much.

-- 

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#60374

On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 12:37:10 -0400, Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com>  
wrote:

> In article <op.ykuqbrs0tm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...
>>
>> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:46:11 -0400, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5
>> <noemail@none.not> wrote:
>>
>> > On 7/18/2016 7:53 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 14:21:06 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14
>> >>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> wrote:
>> >>>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
>> >>>> <ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> I drank two bottle of wine and now I'm drinking ice cold cans of
>> >>>>> beer.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> @that rate  there is no fear of you living yer dream.
>> >>>
>> >>> I only indulge perhaps one or two Saturdays a month.
>> >>
>> >> You can only *afford* to indulge once or twice a month, because your
>> >> monthly discretionary income after necessities is only $17.35, and  
>> even
>> >> that's only possible because you redefined things like "a sturdy
>> >> foundation", "a shower" and "a flush toilet" as non-necessities.  
>> You'd
>> >> better hope your shit bucket can support your weight because the next
>> >> time there's a hurricane you'll have to hang onto it for dear life.
>> >>
>> >> <snicker>
>> >
>> > Fakey-like typing detected.
>> >
>>
>> single-spaces between sentences.  check.
>>
>> armchair economist discretionary income predictions based on... nothing.
>> check.
>>
>> spurious fan fiction.  check.
>>
>> starting nearly every sentence with "You".  check.
>>
>> desperate impulse to feign "control" of things in AUK.  check.
>>
>> <snickerTurd>.  check.
>
> The only thing missing is some outer filthing that Faketard loves to do
> so much.
>

it's like a match made in heaven for him and nads - fakey gets a wonderful  
outlet to screech about his Paul butthurt and "nads" gets more fake awards  
to hand out, innit?

-- 
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b9634ebeb7c28503997@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

-

"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental  
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the  
stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the  
government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view  
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional  
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss  
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories  
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden  
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once  
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further  
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became  
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever  
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression  
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by  
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking  
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,  
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this  
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow  
to owe ever more in real terms."

wait?  what?  no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the  
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that.  eh, lotusLoser?

-

the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#60343

"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> 
> wrote:
>>"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
>><ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
>>>
>>>Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.

How is it thanks to them?  Do they now have solar packs in 12-packs?  LOL

>>>
>>>I drank two bottle of wine and now I'm drinking ice
>>>cold cans of beer.

Your a damn lush!

>>
>>@that rate  there is no fear of you living yer dream.
>
> I only indulge perhaps one or two Saturdays a month.

Please don't tell us about it, under the Kernalsss sock.  Thanks!

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#60346

In article <9ihbdn.1nd.19.1@news.alt.net>, Kitty@Dow.#6 says...


> 
> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
> > On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> 
> > wrote:
> >>"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
> >><ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
> >>>
> >>>Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
> 
> How is it thanks to them?  Do they now have solar packs in 12-packs?  LOL
> 
> >>>
> >>>I drank two bottle of wine and now I'm drinking ice
> >>>cold cans of beer.
> 
> Your a damn lush!

A geigh won, too.

 
> >>
> >>@that rate  there is no fear of you living yer dream.
> >
> > I only indulge perhaps one or two Saturdays a month.
> 
> Please don't tell us about it, under the Kernalsss sock.  Thanks!

L0L, etc...

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, Official Ko0K Wrangler
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#60384

On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 00:55:27 -0700, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>In article <9ihbdn.1nd.19.1@news.alt.net>, Kitty@Dow.#6 says...
>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>> > On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> 
>> > wrote:
>> >>"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
>> >><ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
>> >>>
>> >>>Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
>> 
>> How is it thanks to them?  Do they now have solar packs in 12-packs?  LOL
>> 
>> >>>I drank two bottle of wine and now I'm drinking ice
>> >>>cold cans of beer.
>> 
>> Your a damn lush!
>
>A geigh won, too.
> 
>> >>@that rate  there is no fear of you living yer dream.
>> >
>> > I only indulge perhaps one or two Saturdays a month.
>> 
>> Please don't tell us about it, under the Kernalsss sock.  Thanks!
>
>L0L, etc...

Sounds to me like a case of PKB as MK's obviously got a 
snoot full her own self.

LOL!



-- 

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."

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#60349

On 19/07/2016 3:46 AM, Ms Kitty DoW #6 wrote:
> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid>
>> wrote:
>>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
>>> <ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
>>>>
>>>> Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
>
> How is it thanks to them?  Do they now have solar packs in 12-packs?  LOL

I think he means he has a solar-powered refrigerator on the S.S. 
Floating Septic Tank.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
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in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#60387

On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 06:16:34 -0400, kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> wrote:

>On 19/07/2016 3:46 AM, Ms Kitty DoW #6 wrote:
>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid>
>>> wrote:
>>>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
>>>> <ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
>>>>>
>>>>> Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
>>
>> How is it thanks to them?  Do they now have solar packs in 12-packs?  LOL
>
>I think he means he has a solar-powered refrigerator on the S.S. 
>Floating Septic Tank.

No, I have a 12 VDC Adler/Barbour refrigerator. 
I have a photovoltaic array consisting of two, 
100 watt solar panels. I have four, deep cycle,
12 volt, storage batteries which the photovoltiacs 
charge through a controller/regulator. The fridge
runs off the batteries. I also have an inverter 
connected to a 120 VAC circuit consisting of the 
wiring and three, double outlets.

Unlike you hypocrite lubbers who point your fingers at
other such hypocrites who contribute to global warming 
same as you do, I am one of the few people who lives 
a green life. 

Be glad the powers that be never managed to insitute
a carbon credit tax system because you Rubes would be
paying me.





-- 

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."

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#60415

On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 15:29:50 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 06:16:34 -0400, kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
> wrote:
> 
>>On 19/07/2016 3:46 AM, Ms Kitty DoW #6 wrote:
>>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14
>>>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
>>>>> <ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
>>>
>>> How is it thanks to them?  Do they now have solar packs in 12-packs? 
>>> LOL
>>
>>I think he means he has a solar-powered refrigerator on the S.S.
>>Floating Septic Tank.
> 
> No, I have a 12 VDC Adler/Barbour refrigerator. I have a photovoltaic
> array consisting of two, 100 watt solar panels. I have four, deep cycle,
> 12 volt, storage batteries which the photovoltiacs charge through a
> controller/regulator. The fridge runs off the batteries. I also have an
> inverter connected to a 120 VAC circuit consisting of the wiring and
> three, double outlets.
> 
> Unlike you hypocrite lubbers who point your fingers at other such
> hypocrites who contribute to global warming same as you do, I am one of
> the few people who lives a green life.
> 
> Be glad the powers that be never managed to insitute a carbon credit tax
> system because you Rubes would be paying me.

Your admission that your bote is the S.S. Floating Septic Tank noted.

Your Fakey-like use of "No," followed by a circumlocutious admission that 
kensi was in fact correct is noted as well.

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