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  You'll never believe where we are. "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2026-02-23 23:45 +0000
    Re: You'll never believe where we are. phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-02-23 17:54 -0600
    Re: You'll never believe where we are. marg <pandora@peak.org> - 2026-02-24 00:21 +0000
      Re: You'll never believe where we are. Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2026-02-26 15:04 -0500
    Re: You'll never believe where we are. marston shores <kp@of.fire> - 2026-02-23 17:24 -0700
      Re: You'll never believe where we are. phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-02-23 18:39 -0600
        Re: You'll never believe where we are. marston shores <kp@of.fire> - 2026-02-24 17:33 -0700
    Re: You'll never believe where we are. jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2026-02-24 01:30 +0000
      Re: You'll never believe where we are. "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2026-02-24 02:32 +0000
        Re: You'll never believe where we are. "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2026-02-24 02:42 +0000
          Re: You'll never believe where we are. jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2026-02-24 14:50 +0000
            Re: You'll never believe where we are. phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-02-24 13:03 -0600
              Re: You'll never believe where we are. jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2026-02-24 19:16 +0000
    Re: You'll never believe where we are. % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-02-23 20:14 -0700
      Re: You'll never believe where we are. "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2026-02-24 04:50 +0000

#685813 — You'll never believe where we are.

Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.

But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
"boring".

Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
see a Def Leppard concert.

But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...

70 degrees and sunny.

-- 
Doc Hammerslack
] The cosmic joke known to Emergentiles and Rewardians alike 
] evolves until it is manipulated by the Con and can alter your 
] soul so that you are yet examined and exorcised from this 
] so-called 'reality.' 

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#685815

Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
> he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
> 
> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
> "boring".
> 
> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
> see a Def Leppard concert.
> 
> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
> and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
> 
> 70 degrees and sunny.
> 
I was going to say Springfield, but it's not 70 degrees there.

-- 
Through you we push down our foes;
through your name we tread down
those who rise up
against us.

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#685819

On Mon, 23 Feb 2026 23:45:44 +0000, Doc Hammerslack wrote:

> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because he
> never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
> 
> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
> "boring".
> 
> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to see a Def
> Leppard concert.
> 
> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats and a dog
> at home, so we hire house-sitters...
> 
> 70 degrees and sunny.


I'm envious.  Rain and more rain here.  It's boring.

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#686056

marg wrote:
> On Mon, 23 Feb 2026 23:45:44 +0000, Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> 
>> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because he
>> never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
>>
>> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
>> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
>> "boring".
>>
>> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to see a Def
>> Leppard concert.
>>
>> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats and a dog
>> at home, so we hire house-sitters...
>>
>> 70 degrees and sunny.
> 
> 
> I'm envious.  Rain and more rain here.  It's boring.
> 
 >
It will wash you away, and they're ain't never enuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtWSTnZSGCE

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#685820

On 2/23/2026 4:45 PM, Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
> see a Def Leppard concert.

Satan music!
-- 
Help me get Kenty to support Rev. Larson. Earth's only hope for Salvation!

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#685824

marston shores wrote:
> On 2/23/2026 4:45 PM, Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
>> see a Def Leppard concert.
> 
> Satan music!

Really. When I attended Def Leppard my mate got me high & those guys 
were surfing the crowd and looking at me in the big video screen. You 
can tell when eyes are locked on to yours.

-- 
Through you we push down our foes;
through your name we tread down
those who rise up
against us.

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#685969

On 2/23/2026 5:39 PM, phoenix wrote:
>>> see a Def Leppard concert.
>>
>> Satan music!
> 
> Really.

Yes.
-- 
Help me get Kenty to support Rev. Larson. Earth's only hope for Salvation!

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#685831

Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
> he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
> 
> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
> "boring".
> 
> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
> see a Def Leppard concert.
> 
> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
> and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
> 
> 70 degrees and sunny.
> 

so you are in europe? you should enjoy.

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#685836

At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:30:00 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote:

> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> > Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
> > he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
> > 
> > But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
> > every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
> > "boring".
> > 
> > Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
> > see a Def Leppard concert.
> > 
> > But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
> > and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
> > 
> > 70 degrees and sunny.
> > 
> 
> so you are in europe? you should enjoy.

No, I'm in a multi-level tourist mecca, in the middle of the
shimmering desert.

It's not Mecca though -- it's Vegas.

About to walk the strip up to the ginormous M&M store...

-- 
Doc Hammerslack
] The mind-blasting prophecy of a million False Prophets evolves 
] until it is manipulated by the Con and can alter your soul so 
] that you are yet recreated purely by 'chance,' thenceforth 
] probably to be eaten by rats in Hell. 

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#685837

At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:32:42 +0000, "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:

> At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:30:00 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote:
> 
> > Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> > > Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
> > > he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
> > > 
> > > But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
> > > every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
> > > "boring".
> > > 
> > > Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
> > > see a Def Leppard concert.
> > > 
> > > But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
> > > and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
> > > 
> > > 70 degrees and sunny.
> > > 
> > 
> > so you are in europe? you should enjoy.
> 
> No, I'm in a multi-level tourist mecca, in the middle of the
> shimmering desert.
> 
> It's not Mecca though -- it's Vegas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2MDA39gRg

It looks a little more upscale these days, though.

> 
> About to walk the strip up to the ginormous M&M store...

-- 
Doc Hammerslack
] The absolute stupidity claimed by "Pink Boys" is 'of "Bob"' only 
] if it is put out of its misery. 

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#685866

Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:32:42 +0000, "Doc Hammerslack" <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:
> 
>> At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:30:00 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote:
>>
>>> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>>>> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
>>>> he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
>>>>
>>>> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
>>>> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
>>>> "boring".
>>>>
>>>> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
>>>> see a Def Leppard concert.
>>>>
>>>> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
>>>> and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
>>>>
>>>> 70 degrees and sunny.
>>>>
>>>
>>> so you are in europe? you should enjoy.
>>
>> No, I'm in a multi-level tourist mecca, in the middle of the
>> shimmering desert.
>>
>> It's not Mecca though -- it's Vegas.
> 
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2MDA39gRg
> 
> It looks a little more upscale these days, though.
> 
>>
>> About to walk the strip up to the ginormous M&M store...
> 

dont do any gambling, because you will lose.

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#685932

jojo wrote:
> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>> At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:32:42 +0000, "Doc Hammerslack" 
>> <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:
>>
>>> At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:30:00 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>>>>> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
>>>>> he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
>>>>>
>>>>> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
>>>>> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
>>>>> "boring".
>>>>>
>>>>> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
>>>>> see a Def Leppard concert.
>>>>>
>>>>> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
>>>>> and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
>>>>>
>>>>> 70 degrees and sunny.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> so you are in europe? you should enjoy.
>>>
>>> No, I'm in a multi-level tourist mecca, in the middle of the
>>> shimmering desert.
>>>
>>> It's not Mecca though -- it's Vegas.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2MDA39gRg
>>
>> It looks a little more upscale these days, though.
>>
>>>
>>> About to walk the strip up to the ginormous M&M store...
>>
> 
> dont do any gambling, because you will lose.
> 
Why do you have to take a condescending tone with posters here. You said 
it was obvious that we would illegally dismantle ChatGPT and even 
co-pilot if someone turned it. You claimed it was obvious I would commit 
crime, and then you're always going off about Organized Crime. You 
deserve thirty nights in jail. What do you mean?

-- 
Through you we push down our foes;
through your name we tread down
those who rise up
against us.

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#685940

phoenix wrote:
> jojo wrote:
>> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>>> At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:32:42 +0000, "Doc Hammerslack" 
>>> <dochammerslack@creon.earth> wrote:
>>>
>>>> At Tue, 24 Feb 2026 01:30:00 +0000, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>>>>>> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, 
>>>>>> because
>>>>>> he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home 
>>>>>> too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I 
>>>>>> didn't post
>>>>>> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the 
>>>>>> jungle were
>>>>>> "boring".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
>>>>>> see a Def Leppard concert.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
>>>>>> and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 70 degrees and sunny.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> so you are in europe? you should enjoy.
>>>>
>>>> No, I'm in a multi-level tourist mecca, in the middle of the
>>>> shimmering desert.
>>>>
>>>> It's not Mecca though -- it's Vegas.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2MDA39gRg
>>>
>>> It looks a little more upscale these days, though.
>>>
>>>>
>>>> About to walk the strip up to the ginormous M&M store...
>>>
>>
>> dont do any gambling, because you will lose.
>>
> Why do you have to take a condescending tone with posters here. 
> You said it was obvious that we would illegally dismantle ChatGPT 
> and even co-pilot if someone turned it. You claimed it was 
> obvious I would commit crime, and then you're always going off 
> about Organized Crime. You deserve thirty nights in jail. What do 
> you mean?
> 

i didnt claim anything, you chose to read stuff into it. that is 
the problem, i say something that just randomly comes to my brain 
and people decide it is malicious or bad. i dont have the mental 
energy for that nor does it do anything for me.

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#685838

Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
> he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
> 
> But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
> every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
> "boring".
> 
> Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
> see a Def Leppard concert.
> 
> But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
> and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
> 
> 70 degrees and sunny.
> 

oh good lots of live band photos and lots of scenery photos

https://askai.glarity.app/search/What-is-the-population-of-Coruscant-in-the-Star-Wars-universe

why wouldn't i believe any of this

def leppard isn't on tour anywhere until the 24th

and the time on your clock hasn't change

have a nice day i'm glad you got a fight in the snow

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#685846

At Mon, 23 Feb 2026 20:14:00 -0700, % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> > Well, specifically, _%_ will never believe where we are, because
> > he never goes on trips, so he thinks other people stay home too.
> > 
> > But when we went to Dagoba, he bitched me out because I didn't post
> > every day.  Others thought reports of boat rides in the jungle were
> > "boring".
> > 
> > Anyway, now we are at "Coruscant" for a couple of days, to
> > see a Def Leppard concert.
> > 
> > But before anyone has a cow, remember that we have three cats
> > and a dog at home, so we hire house-sitters...
> > 
> > 70 degrees and sunny.
> > 
> 
> oh good lots of live band photos and lots of scenery photos
> 
> https://askai.glarity.app/search/What-is-the-population-of-Coruscant-in-the-Star-Wars-universe
> 
> why wouldn't i believe any of this
> 
> def leppard isn't on tour anywhere until the 24th
> 

They're resident in Vegas at Caesar's Palace Coliseum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCd8cz1K6nE

Bet it hurts being wrong so often, doesn't it?

> and the time on your clock hasn't change

That's because Las Vegas is in the same time zone, Genius.

> 
> have a nice day i'm glad you got a fight in the snow

I'm so glad it doesn't snow at home.

-- 
Doc Hammerslack
] The mind-blasting prophecy possessed by The Fightin' Jesus fscks 
] that which can be, figuratively, 'smoked in "Bob's" Pipe' until 
] it is of utmost concern to the fate of the planet. 

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