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i flushed my poopies

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First post2025-01-02 11:48 +0000
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  i flushed my poopies jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-01-02 11:48 +0000
    Re: i flushed my poopies William Stickers <bill.stickers@innocent.com> - 2025-01-02 13:31 +0000
      Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 09:03 -0500
        Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 09:46 -0700
          Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:18 -0500
        Re: i flushed my poopies William Stickers <bill.stickers@innocent.com> - 2025-01-02 17:34 +0000
          Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 10:35 -0700
            Re: i flushed my poopies William Stickers <bill.stickers@innocent.com> - 2025-01-02 17:42 +0000
              Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 11:19 -0700
            Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:23 -0500
              Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 12:28 -0700
                Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:39 -0500
                  Re: i flushed my poopies William Stickers <bill.stickers@innocent.com> - 2025-01-02 20:36 +0000
          Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:19 -0500
            Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 12:22 -0700
              Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:35 -0500
      Re: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆi flushed my poopiesπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸŒˆπŸ’πŸŒ»πŸŒΊπŸŒΉπŸŒ»πŸ’πŸŒ·πŸŒΊπŸŒˆJenπŸŒˆπŸ’πŸŒ»πŸŒΊπŸŒΉπŸŒ»πŸ’πŸŒ·πŸŒΊπŸŒˆ Dershmender πŸ’πŸŒ»πŸŒΊπŸŒΉπŸŒ»πŸ’πŸŒ·πŸŒΊπŸΆη¬›πŸŒˆπŸ’πŸŒ»πŸŒΊπŸŒΉπŸŒ»πŸ’πŸŒ·πŸŒΊπŸŒˆ <root@127.0.0.1>  - 2025-01-02 14:41 +0000
        Re: πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆi flushed my poopiesπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 09:46 -0700
      Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 09:45 -0700
        Re: i flushed my poopies William Stickers <bill.stickers@innocent.com> - 2025-01-02 17:34 +0000
          Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 10:36 -0700
        Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:15 -0500
      Re: i flushed my poopies jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-01-02 17:20 +0000
        Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 10:30 -0700
    Re: i flushed my poopies Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> - 2025-01-02 11:38 -0600
      Re: i flushed my poopies snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-01-02 17:59 +0000
        Re: i flushed my poopies % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-02 11:20 -0700
          Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:27 -0500
        Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:25 -0500
        Re: i flushed my poopies marg <pandora@peak.org> - 2025-01-03 00:15 +0000
      Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:24 -0500
        Re: i flushed my poopies snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-01-02 19:51 +0000
          Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 14:56 -0500
            Re: i flushed my poopies snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-01-02 20:06 +0000
              Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 15:15 -0500
            Re: i flushed my poopies William Stickers <bill.stickers@innocent.com> - 2025-01-02 20:36 +0000
              Re: i flushed my poopies Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2025-01-02 15:38 -0500

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#652320

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2025-01-02 10:36 -0700
Message-ID<HUqdne3Zk7QMU-v6nZ2dnZfqnPYAAAAA@giganews.com>
In reply to#652317
William Stickers wrote:
> % wrote:
>>
>> William Stickers wrote:
>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>
>>>> you should do the same
>>>
>>> I'm thinking usenet prolly isn't for you. You seem to be
>>> very young and most of usenet isn't. Poasters in this
>>> group are mostly sixty plus though there may be one or two
>>> in their fifties. So my advice to you is move on, or grow
>>> up. Shit poasts will only get you plonked.
>>>
>> he's welcome to come here any time he wants its got nothing to do with you
> 
> He'll soon be in more killfiles than out. It doesn't
> bother me either way.
> 
then shut up

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#652353

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2025-01-02 14:15 -0500
Message-ID<wBBdP.8299$W72.4548@fx01.ams1>
In reply to#652292
% wrote:
> William Stickers wrote:
>> jojo wrote:
>>>
>>> you should do the same
>>
>> I'm thinking usenet prolly isn't for you. You seem to be
>> very young and most of usenet isn't. Poasters in this
>> group are mostly sixty plus though there may be one or two
>> in their fifties. So my advice to you is move on, or grow
>> up. Shit poasts will only get you plonked.
>>
> he's welcome to come here any time he wants its got nothing to do with you
 >
 >
Look up plonked, noob.

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#652312

Fromjojo <f00@0f0.00f>
Date2025-01-02 17:20 +0000
Message-ID<a82e5aad-3aab-de31-bcd5-ea284c7f6277@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>
In reply to#652279
William Stickers wrote:
> jojo wrote:
>>
>> you should do the same
> 
> I'm thinking usenet prolly isn't for you. You seem to be
> very young and most of usenet isn't. Poasters in this
> group are mostly sixty plus though there may be one or two
> in their fifties. So my advice to you is move on, or grow
> up. Shit poasts will only get you plonked.
> 

lol you are dumb

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#652313

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2025-01-02 10:30 -0700
Message-ID<HUqdnfDZk7S_UOv6nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com>
In reply to#652312
jojo wrote:
> William Stickers wrote:
>> jojo wrote:
>>>
>>> you should do the same
>>
>> I'm thinking usenet prolly isn't for you. You seem to be
>> very young and most of usenet isn't. Poasters in this
>> group are mostly sixty plus though there may be one or two
>> in their fifties. So my advice to you is move on, or grow
>> up. Shit poasts will only get you plonked.
>>
> 
> lol you are dumb

LOL , LOOL , LOL , you got that right

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#652322

FromPeter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com>
Date2025-01-02 11:38 -0600
Message-ID<lto19iFrlejU1@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#652278
jojo wrote:
> you should do the same


This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.  Everybody loves a great 
shit story.

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#652326

Fromsnipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
Date2025-01-02 17:59 +0000
Message-ID<1r5jo62.1sysjd01idve9sN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>
In reply to#652322
Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> wrote:

> jojo wrote:
> > you should do the same
> 
> 
> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.  
> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>

Teh Cornhole loved his shitsplatz and Crapstain Kneel (aka Gerk) had 
his infamous cedar bucket.  Oh, such tales he told of his adventures
with floating turds and the anti-pollution police; how we laughed.

-- 
^Ï^.    Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS         My pet rock Gordon just is.

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#652336

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2025-01-02 11:20 -0700
Message-ID<Uu6dnfFLJ7tpRev6nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@giganews.com>
In reply to#652326
Sn!pe wrote:
> Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
>> jojo wrote:
>>> you should do the same
>>
>>
>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>>
> 
> Teh Cornhole loved his shitsplatz and Crapstain Kneel (aka Gerk) had
> his infamous cedar bucket.  Oh, such tales he told of his adventures
> with floating turds and the anti-pollution police; how we laughed.
> 
those were the golden days

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#652371

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2025-01-02 14:27 -0500
Message-ID<%MBdP.18439$482.18232@fx10.ams1>
In reply to#652336
% wrote:
> Sn!pe wrote:
>> Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> jojo wrote:
>>>> you should do the same
>>>
>>>
>>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
>>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>>>
>>
>> Teh Cornhole loved his shitsplatz and Crapstain Kneel (aka Gerk) had
>> his infamous cedar bucket.Β  Oh, such tales he told of his adventures
>> with floating turds and the anti-pollution police; how we laughed.
>>
> those were the golden days
 >
 >
The Cornhole tagged you with the "squiggles" moniker, right? I know
Checky hung "assworm" on you. It's funny that it stuck.

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#652369

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2025-01-02 14:25 -0500
Message-ID<5LBdP.18438$482.8950@fx10.ams1>
In reply to#652326
Sn!pe wrote:
> Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
>> jojo wrote:
>>> you should do the same
>>
>>
>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>>
> 
> Teh Cornhole loved his shitsplatz and Crapstain Kneel (aka Gerk) had
> his infamous cedar bucket.  Oh, such tales he told of his adventures
> with floating turds and the anti-pollution police; how we laughed.
> 
 >
Yes, he was the Craptain of the Cut-teh-mus-turd. Arrrrgg!

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#652482

Frommarg <pandora@peak.org>
Date2025-01-03 00:15 +0000
Message-ID<BmOdnWRCY4Koser6nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@supernews.com>
In reply to#652326
On Thu, 02 Jan 2025 17:59:50 +0000, Sn!pe wrote:

> Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
>> jojo wrote:
>> > you should do the same
>> 
>> 
>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>>
>>
> Teh Cornhole loved his shitsplatz and Crapstain Kneel (aka Gerk) had his
> infamous cedar bucket.  Oh, such tales he told of his adventures with
> floating turds and the anti-pollution police; how we laughed.


That we did.

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#652366

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2025-01-02 14:24 -0500
Message-ID<nJBdP.18437$482.13230@fx10.ams1>
In reply to#652322
Peter Steele wrote:
> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.Β  Everybody loves a great 
> shit story.
 >
 >
Farts too.

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#652396

Fromsnipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
Date2025-01-02 19:51 +0000
Message-ID<1r5jtpm.o7a5945wndyuN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>
In reply to#652366
Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:

> Peter Steele wrote:
> > This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.  
> > Everybody loves a great shit story.
>  >
>  
> Farts too.
>

Guaranteed to raise a smile, there's nothing quite as funny 
as a good, wet, trumpeting fart.

-- 
^Ï^.    Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS         My pet rock Gordon just is.

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#652398

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2025-01-02 14:56 -0500
Message-ID<ZbCdP.39512$051.29828@fx08.ams1>
In reply to#652396
Sn!pe wrote:
> Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:
> 
>> Peter Steele wrote:
>>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
>>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>>   >
>>   
>> Farts too.
>>
> 
> Guaranteed to raise a smile, there's nothing quite as funny
> as a good, wet, trumpeting fart.
> 
 >
Exactly, how long did you wait before you farted out
loud and laughed in front of your wife when you first
met her?

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#652403

Fromsnipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
Date2025-01-02 20:06 +0000
Message-ID<1r5juf8.mkpy4n1p28cw7N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>
In reply to#652398
Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:

> Sn!pe wrote:
> > Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:
> > 
> >> Peter Steele wrote:
> >>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
> >>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
> >>   >
> >>   
> >> Farts too.
> >>
> > 
> > Guaranteed to raise a smile, there's nothing quite as funny
> > as a good, wet, trumpeting fart.
> > 
>  
> Exactly, how long did you wait before you farted out
> loud and laughed in front of your wife when you first
> met her?
>

Exactly?  I think it was at the dinner table on our first date.  
Oh, how we laughed!

-- 
^Ï^.    Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS         My pet rock Gordon just is.

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#652404

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2025-01-02 15:15 -0500
Message-ID<TtCdP.35656$u82.31516@fx12.ams1>
In reply to#652403
Sn!pe wrote:
> Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:
> 
>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>> Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Steele wrote:
>>>>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
>>>>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>>>>    >
>>>>    
>>>> Farts too.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Guaranteed to raise a smile, there's nothing quite as funny
>>> as a good, wet, trumpeting fart.
>>>
>>   
>> Exactly, how long did you wait before you farted out
>> loud and laughed in front of your wife when you first
>> met her?
>>
> 
> Exactly?  I think it was at the dinner table on our first date.
> Oh, how we laughed!
> 
 >
Dang, I think I waited a week or so before I boiled a
good one up with pronunciation in front of my wife, she
tried not to laugh.

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#652414

FromWilliam Stickers <bill.stickers@innocent.com>
Date2025-01-02 20:36 +0000
Message-ID<oNCdP.125701$S41.102488@usenetxs.com>
In reply to#652398
Casa wrote:
> 
> Sn!pe wrote:
> > Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:
> > 
> >> Peter Steele wrote:
> >>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
> >>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
> >>   >
> >>   
> >> Farts too.
> >>
> > 
> > Guaranteed to raise a smile, there's nothing quite as funny
> > as a good, wet, trumpeting fart.
> > 
>  >
> Exactly, how long did you wait before you farted out
> loud and laughed in front of your wife when you first
> met her?

For me it was when I was having a bath with her and she 
was tugging me off. I came and farted at the same time.
Bubble, bubble, bubble...

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#652415

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2025-01-02 15:38 -0500
Message-ID<WOCdP.97600$qk2.68885@fx16.ams1>
In reply to#652414
William Stickers wrote:
> Casa wrote:
>>
>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>> Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Steele wrote:
>>>>> This is 14 reasons why you don't get plonked.
>>>>> Everybody loves a great shit story.
>>>>    >
>>>>    
>>>> Farts too.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Guaranteed to raise a smile, there's nothing quite as funny
>>> as a good, wet, trumpeting fart.
>>>
>>   >
>> Exactly, how long did you wait before you farted out
>> loud and laughed in front of your wife when you first
>> met her?
> 
> For me it was when I was having a bath with her and she
> was tugging me off. I came and farted at the same time.
> Bubble, bubble, bubble...
> 
 >
Rub a dub dub! Ooops.

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