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TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET

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  TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 10:05 -0700
    Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2024-12-20 14:50 -0500
      Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 12:54 -0700
        Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2024-12-20 15:01 -0500
          Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> - 2024-12-20 13:44 -0700
            Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 13:49 -0700
              Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> - 2024-12-20 14:04 -0700
              Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Tard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn> - 2024-12-20 13:22 -0800
            Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2024-12-20 16:49 -0500
        Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> - 2024-12-20 14:02 -0600
          Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2024-12-20 15:06 -0500
      Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Tard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn> - 2024-12-20 13:15 -0800
        Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2024-12-20 16:50 -0500
          Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 14:59 -0700
            Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2024-12-20 17:00 -0500
              Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 15:05 -0700
                Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Casa <casa@nomail.invalid> - 2024-12-20 17:16 -0500
                  Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 15:19 -0700
            Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2024-12-21 02:47 +0000
              Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 20:16 -0700
                Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2024-12-21 03:36 +0000
                  Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-20 20:38 -0700
                    Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2024-12-21 04:20 +0000
                      Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Tard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn> - 2024-12-21 02:08 -0800
                      Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-21 06:11 -0700
                Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET Tard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn> - 2024-12-21 02:11 -0800
                  Re: TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2024-12-21 06:12 -0700

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#650944 — TODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 10:05 -0700
SubjectTODAY IS FRIDAY SO I BET
Message-ID<8eadnXHkAtBIPvj6nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com>
.

she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
i'll be too sick to go

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#650968

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2024-12-20 14:50 -0500
Message-ID<gUj9P.18$R72.0@fx11.ams1>
In reply to#650944
% wrote:
> .
> 
> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
> i'll be too sick to go
 >
 >
Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
be cranking it as she walks by.

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#650973

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 12:54 -0700
Message-ID<zY6dnYPF6YgnVvj6nZ2dnZfqnPGdnZ2d@giganews.com>
In reply to#650968
Casa wrote:
> % wrote:
>> .
>>
>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>> i'll be too sick to go
>  >
>  >
> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
> be cranking it as she walks by.

she knows the driveway is free of snow

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#650979

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2024-12-20 15:01 -0500
Message-ID<G2k9P.23$R72.17@fx11.ams1>
In reply to#650973
% wrote:
> Casa wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>> .
>>>
>>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>> i'll be too sick to go
>>  >
>>  >
>> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>> be cranking it as she walks by.
> 
> she knows the driveway is free of snow
 >
 >
Damn, foiled again.

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#650990

FromSkeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 13:44 -0700
Message-ID<6765d6fd$7$2788$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>
In reply to#650979
In article <G2k9P.23$R72.17@fx11.ams1>, casa@nomail.invalid says...
> 
> % wrote:
> > Casa wrote:
> >> % wrote:
> >>> .
> >>>
> >>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
> >>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
> >>> i'll be too sick to go
> >>  >
> >>  >
> >> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
> >> be cranking it as she walks by.
> > 
> > she knows the driveway is free of snow
>  >
>  >
> Damn, foiled again.

Exit, stage left.

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#650992

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 13:49 -0700
Message-ID<yQudnVgCdpDcRfj6nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@giganews.com>
In reply to#650990
Skeeter wrote:
> In article <G2k9P.23$R72.17@fx11.ams1>, casa@nomail.invalid says...
>>
>> % wrote:
>>> Casa wrote:
>>>> % wrote:
>>>>> .
>>>>>
>>>>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>>>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>>>> i'll be too sick to go
>>>>   >
>>>>   >
>>>> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>>>> be cranking it as she walks by.
>>>
>>> she knows the driveway is free of snow
>>   >
>>   >
>> Damn, foiled again.
> 
> Exit, stage left.
> 
yea , it looks like i'm buggered,
i'm going to have to go , besides  ,
i need refills and they'll close for a few days soon

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#650994

FromSkeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 14:04 -0700
Message-ID<6765dbcc$3$2788$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>
In reply to#650992
In article <yQudnVgCdpDcRfj6nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@giganews.com>, pursent100
@gmail.com says...
> 
> Skeeter wrote:
> > In article <G2k9P.23$R72.17@fx11.ams1>, casa@nomail.invalid says...
> >>
> >> % wrote:
> >>> Casa wrote:
> >>>> % wrote:
> >>>>> .
> >>>>>
> >>>>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
> >>>>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
> >>>>> i'll be too sick to go
> >>>>   >
> >>>>   >
> >>>> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
> >>>> be cranking it as she walks by.
> >>>
> >>> she knows the driveway is free of snow
> >>   >
> >>   >
> >> Damn, foiled again.
> > 
> > Exit, stage left.
> > 
> yea , it looks like i'm buggered,
> i'm going to have to go , besides  ,
> i need refills and they'll close for a few days soon

get me sumtin nice

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#651005

FromTard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn>
Date2024-12-20 13:22 -0800
Message-ID<MPG.41cf7fdf4ae037b989be2@usnews.blocknews.net>
In reply to#650992
Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 13:49:05 -0700, % 
allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its 
content: 


F00P!
F00P!Skeeter wrote:
F00P!> In article <G2k9P.23$R72.17@fx11.ams1>, casa@nomail.invalid says...
F00P!>>
F00P!>> % wrote:
F00P!>>> Casa wrote:
F00P!>>>> % wrote:
F00P!>>>>> .
F00P!>>>>>
F00P!>>>>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
F00P!>>>>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
F00P!>>>>> i'll be too sick to go
F00P!>>>>   >
F00P!>>>>   >
F00P!>>>> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
F00P!>>>> be cranking it as she walks by.
F00P!>>>
F00P!>>> she knows the driveway is free of snow
F00P!>>   >
F00P!>>   >
F00P!>> Damn, foiled again.
F00P!> 
F00P!> Exit, stage left.
F00P!> 
F00P!yea , it looks like i'm buggered,
F00P!i'm going to have to go , besides  ,
F00P!i need refills and they'll close for a few days soon

Doc gave me some Fentanyl patches, and they don't do shit.  I 
prescribed myself some Corona, and that's working better.  I think 
it's almost nap time.

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#651020

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2024-12-20 16:49 -0500
Message-ID<XDl9P.28$c72.0@fx14.ams1>
In reply to#650990
Skeeter wrote:
> In article <G2k9P.23$R72.17@fx11.ams1>, casa@nomail.invalid says...
>>
>> % wrote:
>>> Casa wrote:
>>>> % wrote:
>>>>> .
>>>>>
>>>>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>>>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>>>> i'll be too sick to go
>>>>   >
>>>>   >
>>>> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>>>> be cranking it as she walks by.
>>>
>>> she knows the driveway is free of snow
>>   >
>>   >
>> Damn, foiled again.
> 
> Exit, stage left.
> 
 >
It's tuff to outsmart them wimmins sometimes.

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#650980

FromPeter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com>
Date2024-12-20 14:02 -0600
Message-ID<lsm0pqFde8bU2@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#650973
% wrote:
> Casa wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>> .
>>>
>>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>> i'll be too sick to go
>>  >
>>  >
>> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>> be cranking it as she walks by.
> 
> she knows the driveway is free of snow

Wave the snowblower above your head like a chainsaw and say you've got 
the water sickness.

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#650983

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2024-12-20 15:06 -0500
Message-ID<l7k9P.26$R72.17@fx11.ams1>
In reply to#650980
Peter Steele wrote:
> % wrote:
>> Casa wrote:
>>> % wrote:
>>>> .
>>>>
>>>> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>>> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>>> i'll be too sick to go
>>>  >
>>>  >
>>> Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>>> be cranking it as she walks by.
>>
>> she knows the driveway is free of snow
> 
> Wave the snowblower above your head like a chainsaw and say you've got 
> the water sickness.
 >
 >
Chew an alka seltzer tablet and foam at the mouth too.

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#651003

FromTard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn>
Date2024-12-20 13:15 -0800
Message-ID<MPG.41cf7333aeceabcc989be1@usnews.blocknews.net>
In reply to#650968
Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa 
allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its 
content: 


F00P!
F00P!% wrote:
F00P!> .
F00P!> 
F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
F00P!> i'll be too sick to go
F00P! >
F00P! >
F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
F00P!be cranking it as she walks by.

That would be the manly thing to do.

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#651021

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2024-12-20 16:50 -0500
Message-ID<UEl9P.29$c72.2@fx14.ams1>
In reply to#651003
Tard Wrangler wrote:
> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
> content:
> 
> 
> F00P!
> F00P!% wrote:
> F00P!> .
> F00P!>
> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go
> F00P! >
> F00P! >
> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
> F00P!be cranking it as she walks by.
> 
> That would be the manly thing to do.
> 
 >
Any port in a storm, I always say.

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#651029

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 14:59 -0700
Message-ID<HtGcnf5ED6FRdfj6nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com>
In reply to#651021
Casa wrote:
> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
>> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
>> content:
>>
>>
>> F00P!
>> F00P!% wrote:
>> F00P!> .
>> F00P!>
>> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go
>> F00P! >
>> F00P! >
>> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>> F00P!be cranking it as she walks by.
>>
>> That would be the manly thing to do.
>>
>  >
> Any port in a storm, I always say.

i talked her out of it we're going tomorrow

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#651030

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2024-12-20 17:00 -0500
Message-ID<QNl9P.9330$qk2.6549@fx16.ams1>
In reply to#651029
% wrote:
> Casa wrote:
>> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>>> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
>>> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
>>> content:
>>>
>>>
>>> F00P!
>>> F00P!% wrote:
>>> F00P!> .
>>> F00P!>
>>> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go
>>> F00P! >
>>> F00P! >
>>> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>>> F00P!be cranking it as she walks by.
>>>
>>> That would be the manly thing to do.
>>>
>>  >
>> Any port in a storm, I always say.
> 
> i talked her out of it we're going tomorrow
 >
 >
Party time!

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#651035

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 15:05 -0700
Message-ID<HtGcnftED6G1d_j6nZ2dnZfqn_gAAAAA@giganews.com>
In reply to#651030
Casa wrote:
> % wrote:
>> Casa wrote:
>>> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>>>> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
>>>> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
>>>> content:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> F00P!
>>>> F00P!% wrote:
>>>> F00P!> .
>>>> F00P!>
>>>> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>>> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>>> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go
>>>> F00P! >
>>>> F00P! >
>>>> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>>>> F00P!be cranking it as she walks by.
>>>>
>>>> That would be the manly thing to do.
>>>>
>>>  >
>>> Any port in a storm, I always say.
>>
>> i talked her out of it we're going tomorrow
>  >
>  >
> Party time!

it cost me one of my stalk pile

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#651038

FromCasa <casa@nomail.invalid>
Date2024-12-20 17:16 -0500
Message-ID<W0m9P.7$u82.2@fx12.ams1>
In reply to#651035
% wrote:
> Casa wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>> Casa wrote:
>>>> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>>>>> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
>>>>> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
>>>>> content:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> F00P!
>>>>> F00P!% wrote:
>>>>> F00P!> .
>>>>> F00P!>
>>>>> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>>>> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>>>> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go
>>>>> F00P! >
>>>>> F00P! >
>>>>> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>>>>> F00P!be cranking it as she walks by.
>>>>>
>>>>> That would be the manly thing to do.
>>>>>
>>>>  >
>>>> Any port in a storm, I always say.
>>>
>>> i talked her out of it we're going tomorrow
>>  >
>>  >
>> Party time!
> 
> it cost me one of my stalk pile
 >
 >
Flowers with the heads cut off?

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#651040

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 15:19 -0700
Message-ID<RISdnUxOS_3CcPj6nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com>
In reply to#651038
Casa wrote:
> % wrote:
>> Casa wrote:
>>> % wrote:
>>>> Casa wrote:
>>>>> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>>>>>> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
>>>>>> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
>>>>>> content:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> F00P!
>>>>>> F00P!% wrote:
>>>>>> F00P!> .
>>>>>> F00P!>
>>>>>> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>>>>> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>>>>> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go
>>>>>> F00P! >
>>>>>> F00P! >
>>>>>> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and
>>>>>> F00P!be cranking it as she walks by.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That would be the manly thing to do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>  >
>>>>> Any port in a storm, I always say.
>>>>
>>>> i talked her out of it we're going tomorrow
>>>  >
>>>  >
>>> Party time!
>>
>> it cost me one of my stalk pile
>  >
>  >
> Flowers with the heads cut off?

white with a 10

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#651057

FromDoc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth>
Date2024-12-21 02:47 +0000
Message-ID<n%p9P.28294$aTp4.24526@fx09.iad>
In reply to#651029
NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:59:40 -0700, % wrote:

> Casa wrote:
>> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>>> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
>>> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
>>> content:
>>>
>>>
>>> F00P!
>>> F00P!% wrote:
>>> F00P!> .
>>> F00P!>
>>> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go F00P! >
>>> F00P! >
>>> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and F00P!be cranking
>>> it as she walks by.
>>>
>>> That would be the manly thing to do.
>>>
>>>
>> Any port in a storm, I always say.
> 
> i talked her out of it we're going tomorrow

We're going to North Pluto next week, if things line up.

-- 
Doc Hammerslack

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#651061

From% <pursent100@gmail.com>
Date2024-12-20 20:16 -0700
Message-ID<jKycnfDoxMSVrvv6nZ2dnZfqn_EAAAAA@giganews.com>
In reply to#651057
Doc Hammerslack wrote:
> NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:59:40 -0700, % wrote:
> 
>> Casa wrote:
>>> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>>>> Once upon a time, on or about Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:50:36 -0500, Casa
>>>> allegedly stated the following, and is solely responsible for its
>>>> content:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> F00P!
>>>> F00P!% wrote:
>>>> F00P!> .
>>>> F00P!>
>>>> F00P!> she's got a trip to town planned for me today ,
>>>> F00P!> maybe i can have a reaction to something and ,
>>>> F00P!> i'll be too sick to go F00P! >
>>>> F00P! >
>>>> F00P!Pop the spark plug wire off the snowblower and F00P!be cranking
>>>> it as she walks by.
>>>>
>>>> That would be the manly thing to do.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Any port in a storm, I always say.
>>
>> i talked her out of it we're going tomorrow
> 
> We're going to North Pluto next week, if things line up.
> 
notice no one cares what you do

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