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| Started by | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| First post | 2017-01-14 16:04 -0800 |
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Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-14 16:04 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2017-01-14 19:22 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. & <ampersand.the.great@gmail.com> - 2017-01-14 20:13 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-01-15 00:40 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2017-01-14 19:44 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-14 16:52 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2017-01-15 03:10 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-14 20:16 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-15 22:10 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2017-01-15 07:32 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2017-01-15 07:29 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-01-15 09:56 -0700
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-15 13:16 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-16 08:05 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-01-15 22:29 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-16 08:45 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. & <ampersand.the.great@gmail.com> - 2017-01-15 17:54 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-01-15 17:06 -0700
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. & <ampersand.the.great@gmail.com> - 2017-01-15 19:52 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-15 17:00 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-01-16 03:49 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2017-01-16 04:11 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-16 14:52 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-16 00:19 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. & <ampersand.the.great@gmail.com> - 2017-01-16 06:50 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> - 2017-01-16 05:39 +0100
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-16 14:57 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2017-01-16 07:30 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-01-16 06:05 -0700
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-17 08:19 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-17 09:49 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-16 14:57 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> - 2017-01-16 03:14 +0100
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-01-14 17:53 -0700
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> - 2017-01-15 00:58 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-14 20:10 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> - 2017-01-15 05:37 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-14 21:54 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> - 2017-01-15 05:57 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-01-14 23:00 -0800
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> - 2017-01-15 07:05 +0000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2017-01-16 15:25 +1000
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2017-01-15 07:36 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Rick Mathers <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-01-18 11:13 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. joe <none@none.invalid> - 2017-01-18 14:55 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Rick Mathers <mathers@none.invalid> - 2017-01-21 07:20 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. Rick Mathers <mathers@none.invalid> - 2017-01-21 07:17 -0500
Re: Hollyweird pukes again. & <ampersand.the.great@gmail.com> - 2017-01-14 20:11 -0500
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| From | Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 03:49 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <o5hfrp$4vg$8@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #73024 |
On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:00:01 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > I'm hereby awarding Paul Derbyshire a<SPANK> First of all, *you* are in no position to award anyone anything, kooky. Second, as a twenty-years-net.dead ghost, Derbyshire is ineligible for any awards anyway. If he is to win an award he must first post something fresh to Usenet, *and* then it has to be kooky. Or merit-award-worthy, perhaps. Absent such a post, the most he can manage is to maybe turn up occasionally as a trainer when some kook wins a Woodhouse. -- Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Nadegda Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder
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| From | vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 04:11 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <ee2vffF98f3U3@mid.individual.net> |
| In reply to | #73075 |
On Mon, 16 Jan 2017 03:49:13 +0000, Nadegda wrote: > On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:00:01 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >> I'm hereby awarding Paul Derbyshire a<SPANK> > > First of all, *you* are in no position to award anyone anything, kooky. > > Second, as a twenty-years-net.dead ghost, Derbyshire is ineligible for > any awards anyway. If he is to win an award he must first post something > fresh to Usenet, *and* then it has to be kooky. Or merit-award-worthy, > perhaps. Absent such a post, the most he can manage is to maybe turn up > occasionally as a trainer when some kook wins a Woodhouse. Nice acceptance speech. Could be more edgy though. -- -v
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| From | BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 14:52 +1000 |
| Message-ID | <5kYeA.1759$oo1.743@fx12.iad> |
| In reply to | #73079 |
vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> wrote: >On Mon, 16 Jan 2017 03:49:13 +0000, Nadegda wrote: > >> On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:00:01 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >> >>> I'm hereby awarding Paul Derbyshire a<SPANK> >> >> First of all, *you* are in no position to award anyone anything, kooky. >> >> Second, as a twenty-years-net.dead ghost, Derbyshire is ineligible for >> any awards anyway. If he is to win an award he must first post something >> fresh to Usenet, *and* then it has to be kooky. Or merit-award-worthy, >> perhaps. Absent such a post, the most he can manage is to maybe turn up >> occasionally as a trainer when some kook wins a Woodhouse. > >Nice acceptance speech. Could be more edgy though. take it to eMail - <twisted0n3 @gmail.com> works... heh heh heh -- I don’t agree that I’ve done anything to invite reprehensible responses. (And as for the Usenet community, I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too little light for my tastes. Someone there is apparently (ab)using my name, or it’s another Paul Derbyshire.) http://mushroomobserver.org/comment/show_comments_by_user/621?page=9 *** Paul Derbyshire the Choir Boi http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=147856291300 Because you're fucking attacking me, you fucking moron! Are you genuinely that fucking dense?? *** Paul Derbyshire enters AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000 [Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows". *** Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500 "The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.". -------------- "All you kooks have is some lame assed "You can't flame, I claim victory" horseshit. Nothing of substance, no original ideas, no fucking game." cipher <cipher @nospamforme.org> --------------
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 00:19 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.32e621f9271fed3d98f5a2@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #73079 |
In article <ee2vffF98f3U3@mid.individual.net>, vallor@cultnix.org says... > > On Mon, 16 Jan 2017 03:49:13 +0000, Nadegda wrote: > > > On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:00:01 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > > >> I'm hereby awarding Paul Derbyshire a<SPANK> > > > > First of all, *you* are in no position to award anyone anything, kooky. > > > > Second, as a twenty-years-net.dead ghost, Derbyshire is ineligible for > > any awards anyway. If he is to win an award he must first post something > > fresh to Usenet, *and* then it has to be kooky. Or merit-award-worthy, > > perhaps. Absent such a post, the most he can manage is to maybe turn up > > occasionally as a trainer when some kook wins a Woodhouse. > > Nice acceptance speech. Could be more edgy though. I would have liked a few ALL CAPS RANTS, though. The "You are in no position" was my favorite part. -- Checkmate, Royal Order of the DoW #1, and Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Copyright © 2017 all rights reserved Current Paul Derbyshire Hall of Shame: Posting from IP 67.70.97.29, "Ben Bovista" says: "I'd like to nominate this Checkmate goofwad for January's Coward of the Month. And not *solely* because the twit falsely accused me of being your sock, without evidence" MID: <f7043617-fb35-4f39-9baf-1d4b05ef684f@googlegroups.com> Here's the evidence, right from his own reply: IP: 67.70.97.29 Decimal: 1128685853 Hostname bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca ASN: 577 ISP: Bell Canada Organization: Bell Canada LOL! What does that say, Paul? Does it say "Pembroke"? Why yes... yes it does. You've outed yourself again, you stupid moron! https://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
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| From | & <ampersand.the.great@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 06:50 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <o5iv1g$6ab$7@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #73091 |
On 01/16/2017 03:19 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <ee2vffF98f3U3@mid.individual.net>, vallor@cultnix.org > says... > > >> >> On Mon, 16 Jan 2017 03:49:13 +0000, Nadegda wrote: >> >>> On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:00:01 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>> >>>> I'm hereby awarding Paul Derbyshire a<SPANK> >>> >>> First of all, *you* are in no position to award anyone anything, >>> kooky. >>> >>> Second, as a twenty-years-net.dead ghost, Derbyshire is >>> ineligible for any awards anyway. If he is to win an award he >>> must first post something fresh to Usenet, *and* then it has to >>> be kooky. Or merit-award-worthy, perhaps. Absent such a post, the >>> most he can manage is to maybe turn up occasionally as a trainer >>> when some kook wins a Woodhouse. >> >> Nice acceptance speech. Could be more edgy though. > > I would have liked a few ALL CAPS RANTS, though. The "You are in no > position" was my favorite part. > youre the expert
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| From | "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 05:39 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <c2e74d319eb2c9481eed2b58fe121e67@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #73075 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> Paul G. Derbyshire the dress-wearing goat-raping libtard moron, socked up as Nadegda, in <news:o5hfrp$4vg$8@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > First of all, *you* are in no position to award anyone anything, kooky. > > Second, as a twenty-years-net.dead ghost, Derbyshire is ineligible for any > awards anyway. If he is to win an award he must first post something fresh > to Usenet, *and* then it has to be kooky. Or merit-award-worthy, perhaps. > Absent such a post, the most he can manage is to maybe turn up > occasionally as a trainer when some kook wins a Woodhouse. Nice acceptance speech, Paul, you fecking loon. Delusion and demented denial, all overly-tightly wrapped up into a frantic frothing overwrought neurotic impetuous entitlement-minded libtard snowflake simpleton who attacks anyone pointing out how deluded you are... IOW, you're a typical libtard looooozer. LOL Paul Derbyshire, you stupid fuck, your socks have been outed 22 times. Ben Bovista: --------------------------------------------------- 27 Aug 2016 | 67.70.57.243 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <896b378d-a25b-4fec-8bf9-9628ac6b88df@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-243.dsl.bell.ca 29 Nov 2016 | 67.70.96.195 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <6bcee1eb-76e1-4b0c-bb2d-c70f30d75532@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-96-195.dsl.bell.ca 28 Dec 2016 | 67.70.96.230 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <2f8196d7-da2e-47a8-acc3-8f99c7a66a32@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-96-230.dsl.bell.ca 03 Jan 2017 | 67.70.97.29 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <7254d760-4af0-47c9-9b07-1767eb44c965@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca. 09 Jan 2017 | 67.70.97.29 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <f7043617-fb35-4f39-9baf-1d4b05ef684f@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- Applejack: --------------------------------------------------- 28 Nov 2016 | 76.65.39.143 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <bca33d6e-18d1-4f34-b7bd-3128378eb225@googlegroups.com> posting-account=GFJeMQoAAACW4GYOin7osI0R3hSJgBTu canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-76-65-39-143.dsl.bell.ca 30 Dec 2016 | 76.65.39.254 | NOC: Deep River,ON,Canada MID: <4f528173-9cd4-4eb8-8018-9f62a34fed3a@googlegroups.com> posting-account=GFJeMQoAAACW4GYOin7osI0R3hSJgBTu canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-76-65-39-254.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- tiny tim: --------------------------------------------------- 11 Dec 2016 | 76.65.36.54 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <0ff5dcaa-7431-4622-9a56-14ba5c4ea385@googlegroups.com> posting-account=GFJeMQoAAACW4GYOin7osI0R3hSJgBTu canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-76-65-36-54.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- Nadegda: --------------------------------------------------- 03 May 2016 | 67.70.57.221 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <ng9mdq$m43$33@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 28e199bc366b04f624161a7e7c6d9ee6 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-221.dsl.bell.ca NOTE: Claimed he was in Europe 10 Jun 2016 | 67.70.57.173 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <njf6m0$9i5$13@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 5a7d8d855af84388d01b7dc826ef09d4 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-173.dsl.bell.ca 20 Jun 2016 | 67.70.98.116 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nka7gl$lnq$1@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 012e03f33b086ea5f85f61609ba7b360 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-98-116.dsl.bell.ca 01 Jul 2016 | 67.70.57.43 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nl6kqc$q0d$10@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 58c64c3df7194056193d4316e7d6bde7 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-43.dsl.bell.ca 05 Jul 2016 | 67.70.57.183 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nlh8q3$sgh$12@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: ffc2b295bc7bc97250a857d253111bde canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-183.dsl.bell.ca 09 Jul 2016 | 67.70.59.199 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nlrmrj$lqb$15@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 3eb94e9ccb87adec6bcfc39357241aba canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-59-199.dsl.bell.ca 25 Jul 2016 | 67.70.59.72 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nn5vp3$r8l$16@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: a59065db82d1913c4681512d3bebf40f canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-59-72.dsl.bell.ca 26 Jul 2016 | 70.48.182.126 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nn8llf$3o0$3@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: f92bd154915cc8433ce80149146d52d8 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-70-48-182-126.dsl.bell.ca 05 Aug 2016 | 67.70.58.60 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <no3qk5$dp7$23@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: a882cbc563f56035a7348ebaf88f01f6 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-58-60.dsl.bell.ca 31 Aug 2016 | 67.70.98.148 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nq8885$60e$2@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: f1d81205f9026d77b7543bc2df55261c canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-98-148.dsl.bell.ca 14 Sep 2016 | 70.48.182.249 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nrd1nc$dv7$2@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 5c3d8d501ca600e64f9116204dabfb27 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-70-48-182-249.dsl.bell.ca 16 Sep 2016 | 67.70.99.144 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nridcm$aqk$6@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 6cb7493d5fcb2ade62103224e080cd0c canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-99-144.dsl.bell.ca 29 Sep 2016 | 67.70.58.169 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nsjs27$46b$1@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 0457b6b445212e1eb816a40e67410eb1 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-58-169.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- And once by Ray Banana... Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D. LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke. LOL! Message-ID: <a76a23be8f4a22ea6c31dde5b3e2dd8c@dizum.com> ======================================================== ======================================================== <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/yhNtCQr1rpE/GlDtnrGgMxsJ> From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at this Usenet thing? Message-ID: <km1mfl$t4j$7@dont-email.me> Injection-Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org; posting-host="67.70.58.178"; logging-data="29843"; Summary: Murphy is a kook with hundreds, if not thousands, of sock puppets Keywords: Murphy X-Mailer: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118 ======================================================== ======================================================== Message-ID: <65d0f5e1ad03d42086b4a492e0eba763@dizum.com> ======================================================== ======================================================== > <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800> Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda, apparently. And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole. Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin, you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so deeply it pokes out of her mouth! Oh, here's Kensi: <http://goo.gl/hdpXFC> She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy? I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice. Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too. <https://goo.gl/sbdRcq> You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls "sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go kinky. LOL > <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ> > P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited > any good telescopes lately? Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right? <snicker> ======================================================== ======================================================== Everyone is laughing at you, Paul Derbyshire. Everyone. Spankard. ShroomTard. Failure. <snicker> <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs> Subject: The Derbyshire Saga ================================================================ [ Posted on Wed, 7 Feb 1996 18:39:04 GMT ] Ok, kids... here's the voice from the cheap seats, on the Derbyshire Saga (tm). Now, having read about young Paul (the short, whiny, irritating, psychotic child that he is) having been dragged from a lab by "the man", I can only assume that this little story occurred a) yesterday, and b) in the Steacie building. The coincidence of two such occurrences cropping up in the same day "here in the trailer park" would be just too far out to contemplate. It would seem, then, that young Paul Derbyshire is taking first year chemistry. As an aside, I'll note that this isn't his first little "fling" with the department. Shortly before Christmas, the undergrads had their lab techniques exam. Paul, to whom we can add "clumsy" as one of his many ignoble traits, couldn't perform under pressure (begging the question...). Long story short: He flipped... lost it completely. Started swearing first at the proctors, then at the lab supervisor, and lastly, after having been ejected from the lab, lashed out at the department Chair. (Oh, yes, cursing, swearing, threatening, the whole nine yards.) Btw, this goes partly to the issue of "why didn't the TA in question squash Mr. Derbyshire like a bug?". Since the repercussions could've been significant. In any event: Yesterday, Paul spilled something in the lab. He refused to clean it up. (I believe his exact words were "I am not a human mop.". He kept asking other students to clean up his mess, and became obstinate when pushed to take care of it himself. When he started screaming and ranting, the lab supervisor called security on him. The fellow who responded is a human mountain named Al. Really nice guy. Anyway, Paul was standing at the sink with a corrosive solution in a flask, and refused to leave. "I'm busy, can you come back when I'm not so busy" is the purported comment he made. Al refused to apprehend him until the chemicals were secured, so, with security and the lab supervisor watching, Paul returned to his bench, and continued his experiment. This involved clamping the offending flask, at which time Al moved in for the kill (so to speak). Paul struggled, and managed to punch Al in the face (knocking off his hat!). Al became... vexed, shall we say, and grabbed Paul by the neck in a sort of headlock. (If you can imagine tiny Paul hanging, feet kicking, whilst Al lifts him from behind with one arm around the neck you have the proper picture.) Al then removed him from the lab, put him on the ground, and proceeded to cuff him. (Paul: "what are you doing!?") Al calls for backup at some point. Al: "540, this is 8, I need backup for a..." etc. Paul: "Talking in police code doesn't make you any better than me." Note: All Paul comments were in a Sam Kinison-like screech at this point. Campus security backup arrives, as to the "real cops". They mention to Paul that he's going "downtown" where he will be their guest for "a long time". As he is being dragged out of the building, Paul is screaming "What do you mean 'a long time'? I have things to do tonight!" Well... sorry if my prose isn't the greatest. The story is much better with voice-over, and particularly when you know all the people involved. (except Paul, of course). I heard it first hand from a guy in my lab who witnessed the whole event, btw. He does great Sam Kinison impersonations. I hear Paul is now the proud owner of a "No Trespass" restraining order to keep him from the premises of Carleton University. Semper Inquirens (thx, Corey) ================================================================ Brian Publicover wrote: <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs/lS73j-DcD04J> ================================================================ I remember in grade 8 Paul once threw a chair at my head because I suggested that he liked girls (he used to hate females when he was younger). This was not an isolated incident: I've seen him attack many people. I don't think he's dangerous (unless he is holding corrosive chemicals), but I'd hardly call these incidents "bizarre quirks." ================================================================ Awww, poor bootfucked little kooktard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada has to relive his horrible past all over again... on top of having his stoooopid ass drop-kicked across Usenet each and every day. LOL And now he's been outed as a dude who likes wearing dresses. And molesting goats. LOL! -- Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) wrote: ================================ The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so the curvature is 4*pi ================================ Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi. Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi Therefore, r = 0.28209479176 Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the units. The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect. Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) was corrected: ================================ Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you backpedal, LunkHead. You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore = (4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original "The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*? ================================ But Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems. Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is "science fiction" and "a howler". In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold. He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature, and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding. Lunkhead the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of magnetic attraction. Thus, Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has described a universe in which planets could not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work, and therefore a universe which could not exist. Kensi then went on to later claim that the universe was "asymptotically flat", not realizing that asymptotical flatness is an idealization used to model a complex universe by simplifying it to a single non-rotating object. He didn't realize that general relativity doesn't allow for a general asymptotically flat solution. Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation". Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow at 489 F. Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve. Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the ~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of "blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how spectral absorption and emission works. Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer; that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place", that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is. Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared atmospheric window. The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same moron continues to cling to his delusions. Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite. Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's intelligent... and failing badly. That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that struggles (and fails) to understand reality. Kensi the moron is Paul G. Derbyshire. Paul G. Derbyshire 9 Bennett St Pembroke, Ontario, Canada K8A 3Y6 (613) 732-3590 twisted0n3@gmail.com
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| From | BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 14:57 +1000 |
| Message-ID | <XoYeA.1762$oo1.1740@fx12.iad> |
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Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: >On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 17:00:01 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >> I'm hereby awarding Paul Derbyshire a<SPANK> > >First of all, *you* are in no position to award anyone anything, kooky. > /nods good to go issat one . >Second, as a twenty-years-net.dead ghost, Derbyshire is ineligible for any >awards anyway. If he is to win an award he must first post something fresh >to Usenet, *and* then it has to be kooky. Or merit-award-worthy, perhaps. >Absent such a post, the most he can manage is to maybe turn up >occasionally as a trainer when some kook wins a Woodhouse. how about "Derbyshire" _reading_ Usenet Paul, does _that_ fit your stringent criterion? "Derbyshire" reads Usenet, reads a specific remote froup actually. an' is soooooo perturbed by the content this "years-net.dead ghost" writes to a specific NSP to complain. PLUS..plus.. when you Paul are introduced to yer latest pharkup yew run fer the hills... again :->>>>>>>>>> mmmmm.. Paul...?... caught yer skirt in a wash roller? -- I don’t agree that I’ve done anything to invite reprehensible responses. (And as for the Usenet community, I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too little light for my tastes. Someone there is apparently (ab)using my name, or it’s another Paul Derbyshire.) http://mushroomobserver.org/comment/show_comments_by_user/621?page=9 *** Paul Derbyshire the Choir Boi http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=147856291300 Because you're fucking attacking me, you fucking moron! Are you genuinely that fucking dense?? *** Paul Derbyshire enters AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000 [Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows". *** Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500 "The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.". -------------- "All you kooks have is some lame assed "You can't flame, I claim victory" horseshit. Nothing of substance, no original ideas, no fucking game." cipher <cipher @nospamforme.org> --------------
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| From | kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 07:30 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <o5ied8$1fnb$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #73084 |
On 1/15/2017 11:57 PM, BBB [r0] DoW #14 (aka morphing murphy the wanna-be newsadmin) wrote: > this "years-net.dead ghost" writes to a specific NSP to complain. And how would *you* know if a lurker emailed an NSP with a complaint? Reputable NSPs don't divulge the identities of complainers to the users they complained about, as a general rule. Which means this latest babble of yours exudes more than just a slight whiff of BS. -- "To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks "I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade in here." ~Checkmate
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| From | Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 06:05 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <87hp7ch365g5ns6ek9s82pvk07ataddabm@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #73095 |
On Mon, 16 Jan 2017 07:30:30 -0500, kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> wrote: >On 1/15/2017 11:57 PM, BBB [r0] DoW #14 (aka morphing murphy the >wanna-be newsadmin) wrote: >> this "years-net.dead ghost" writes to a specific NSP to complain. > >And how would *you* know if a lurker emailed an NSP with a complaint? >Reputable NSPs don't divulge the identities of complainers to the users >they complained about, as a general rule. Which means this latest babble >of yours exudes more than just a slight whiff of BS. Still licking your wounds Paul?
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| From | BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-17 08:19 +1000 |
| Message-ID | <CFbfA.26244$WF4.1253@fx39.iad> |
| In reply to | #73095 |
Derbyshire//Seamus McRae - using puppet>kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> wrote: >On 1/15/2017 11:57 PM, BBB [r0] DoW #14 wrote: [context restored] >> "Derbyshire" reads Usenet, reads a specific remote froup actually. >> an' is soooooo perturbed by the content this "years-net.dead ghost" >> writes to a specific NSP to complain. >> PLUS..plus.. when you Paul are introduced to yer latest pharkup >> yew run fer the hills... again :->>>>>>>>>> >> >> mmmmm.. Paul...?... caught yer skirt in a wash roller? > >And how would *you* know if a lurker emailed an NSP with a complaint? for a specific "lurker" making specific complaint to a specific NSP around a specific poster Paul... too easy. /smirks you know I know you know... were it not so yer "poof kookie" line would be getting run out from Pembroke :-} >Reputable NSPs don't divulge the identities of complainers to the users >they complained about, as a general rule. oH yeah... cite this "general rule" Paul... do also point to your 'list' of "Reputable NSPs", testimony from yew on _that_ topic should prove most interesting indeed :-] >Which means this latest babble >of yours exudes more than just a slight whiff of BS. that conclusion -- built from a klame of not knowing,, then cladded with premise -- is loaded with the expectation of "frisky scent". Yew seeking goatse Paul? do tell... have You sent mail to <twisted0n3 @gmail.com> or ...... I reckon yew best get yer Nads sock to handle this "twist" Paul.. "kensi" is up to her(?) draws in the roller now... or yew could send in "Ben" from Pembroke Ontario[can] --- that very same origin of eMail from <twisted0n3 @gmail.com> /snortles -- I don’t agree that I’ve done anything to invite reprehensible responses. (And as for the Usenet community, I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too little light for my tastes. Someone there is apparently (ab)using my name, or it’s another Paul Derbyshire.) http://mushroomobserver.org/comment/show_comments_by_user/621?page=9 *** Paul Derbyshire the Choir Boi http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=147856291300 Because you're fucking attacking me, you fucking moron! Are you genuinely that fucking dense?? *** Paul Derbyshire enters AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000 [Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows". *** Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500 "The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.". -------------- "All you kooks have is some lame assed "You can't flame, I claim victory" horseshit. Nothing of substance, no original ideas, no fucking game." cipher <cipher @nospamforme.org> --------------
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| From | BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-17 09:49 +1000 |
| Message-ID | <DZcfA.11742$eL7.9182@fx26.iad> |
| In reply to | #73134 |
[supplementary] scroll for reader information. BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> wrote: >Derbyshire//Seamus McRae - using >puppet>kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> wrote: >>On 1/15/2017 11:57 PM, BBB [r0] DoW #14 wrote: > [context restored] >>> "Derbyshire" reads Usenet, reads a specific remote froup actually. >>> an' is soooooo perturbed by the content this "years-net.dead ghost" >>> writes to a specific NSP to complain. >>> PLUS..plus.. when you Paul are introduced to yer latest pharkup >>> yew run fer the hills... again :->>>>>>>>>> >>> >>> mmmmm.. Paul...?... caught yer skirt in a wash roller? >> >>And how would *you* know if a lurker emailed an NSP with a complaint? > >for a specific "lurker" making specific complaint to a specific NSP around >a specific poster Paul... too easy. > > /smirks > >you know I know you know... were it not so yer "poof kookie" line would be >getting run out from Pembroke :-} > >>Reputable NSPs don't divulge the identities of complainers to the users >>they complained about, as a general rule. > >oH yeah... cite this "general rule" Paul... do also point to your 'list' of >"Reputable NSPs", testimony from yew on _that_ topic should prove most >interesting indeed :-] > >>Which means this latest babble >>of yours exudes more than just a slight whiff of BS. > >that conclusion -- built from a klame of not knowing,, then cladded with >premise -- is loaded with the expectation of "frisky scent". Yew seeking >goatse Paul? >do tell... have You sent mail to <twisted0n3 @gmail.com> or ...... > >I reckon yew best get yer Nads sock to handle this "twist" Paul.. "kensi" >is up to her(?) draws in the roller now... or yew could send in "Ben" from >Pembroke Ontario[can] --- that very same origin of eMail from ><twisted0n3 @gmail.com> > > /snortles 'ello 'ello... listen carefully for I say this only once[1] :-) Aside from the numerous gaffs made by Paul in outing himself to many others across many froups over quite some years it has been the case the only working tw0LL to get Paul into his running boots was what I named the "plastic troll". That hook built from the fact Paul has no uninhibited access to his estate, hence no credit cards(plastic). Asking Paul _why_ he has to use only free NSP will always have him bolt away from topic... heh :-} Now today we have the "netKop Blooper" added to the troll library. Early in 2016 Paul G Derbyshire(Seamus) eMailed from his known contact address <twisted0n3 @gmail.com> to one of my providers with clear malicious intent. As I would expect that Admin advised me of that action and duly supplied the necessary proof.. Sooo now there is available those baits (ad nauseam) of Paul outing his IPN range AND the "plastic troll" AND the "netKop Blooper"... ... ...have at it folks :-> [1] https://www.bol.com/nl/p/allo-allo-seizoen-6/1002004006870899/?country=BE&approved=true "you stupid woman!, Listen very carefully I say this only once" [rat + cljp added for posterity] -- I don’t agree that I’ve done anything to invite reprehensible responses. (And as for the Usenet community, I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too little light for my tastes. Someone there is apparently (ab)using my name, or it’s another Paul Derbyshire.) http://mushroomobserver.org/comment/show_comments_by_user/621?page=9 *** Paul Derbyshire the Choir Boi http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=147856291300 Because you're fucking attacking me, you fucking moron! Are you genuinely that fucking dense?? *** Paul Derbyshire enters AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000 [Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows". *** Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500 "The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.". -------------- "All you kooks have is some lame assed "You can't flame, I claim victory" horseshit. Nothing of substance, no original ideas, no fucking game." cipher <cipher @nospamforme.org> --------------
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| From | BBB [r0]DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 14:57 +1000 |
| Message-ID | <ToYeA.1761$oo1.874@fx12.iad> |
| In reply to | #73024 |
"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote: >In article <ik3o7c5fo6alj9mkubvpeo4bicl55buf6j@4ax.com>, >skeet@skeet.invalid says... // >> On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 22:29:40 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda >> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: >> > >> >Weren't you *just* thoroughly spanked about this incorrect k'lame a week >> >or two ago? MIDs were posted, as I recall, of at least three of these >> >voters (ones you'd accused of "just showing up for the ballots and then >> >disappearing for a month") posting numerous non-ballot articles at all >> >sorts of times of the month. >> >> >> Fucking liar. >> > >Indeed he is. He posted "a" MID from one of his socks that was around make an assertion,, provide some fuzzy often edited dialogue in support of earlier assertion .. an' you have yourself a genuine hand-rolled reference to quote days/months/ years later. as per Fakey/kensi/Nads (et al) all k00ks use such method, have done for time immemorial. soooo.. one _could_ argue Paul is n0t a liar but a polished k00k...just as are the many who swallowed the Burnore kiddee-f!ddl3r thing an' repeated the silliness as Fact. tis no different :-/ ><strikes gavel> mit rubber hammer..?..guard yer chin :->>> -- I don’t agree that I’ve done anything to invite reprehensible responses. (And as for the Usenet community, I haven’t touched Usenet in years too much heat and too little light for my tastes. Someone there is apparently (ab)using my name, or it’s another Paul Derbyshire.) http://mushroomobserver.org/comment/show_comments_by_user/621?page=9 *** Paul Derbyshire the Choir Boi http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=147856291300 Because you're fucking attacking me, you fucking moron! Are you genuinely that fucking dense?? *** Paul Derbyshire enters AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000 [Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows". *** Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500 "The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.". -------------- "All you kooks have is some lame assed "You can't flame, I claim victory" horseshit. Nothing of substance, no original ideas, no fucking game." cipher <cipher @nospamforme.org> --------------
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| From | "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2017-01-16 03:14 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <a45cc3272a78f9528efb7e5a50899784@dizum.com> |
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> Paul G. Derbyshire the dress-wearing goat-rapering libtard moron, socked up as Nadegda, in <news:o5gt4k$4vg$7@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > Weren't you *just* thoroughly spanked about this incorrect k'lame a week > or two ago? MIDs were posted, as I recall, of at least three of these socks. Paul Derbyshire, you stupid fuck, your socks have been outed 22 times. Ben Bovista: --------------------------------------------------- 27 Aug 2016 | 67.70.57.243 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <896b378d-a25b-4fec-8bf9-9628ac6b88df@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-243.dsl.bell.ca 29 Nov 2016 | 67.70.96.195 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <6bcee1eb-76e1-4b0c-bb2d-c70f30d75532@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-96-195.dsl.bell.ca 28 Dec 2016 | 67.70.96.230 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <2f8196d7-da2e-47a8-acc3-8f99c7a66a32@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-96-230.dsl.bell.ca 03 Jan 2017 | 67.70.97.29 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <7254d760-4af0-47c9-9b07-1767eb44c965@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca. 09 Jan 2017 | 67.70.97.29 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <f7043617-fb35-4f39-9baf-1d4b05ef684f@googlegroups.com> posting-account=-xbSrwoAAADVjJ8fJH2K4Velh0Xofjhi canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- Applejack: --------------------------------------------------- 28 Nov 2016 | 76.65.39.143 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <bca33d6e-18d1-4f34-b7bd-3128378eb225@googlegroups.com> posting-account=GFJeMQoAAACW4GYOin7osI0R3hSJgBTu canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-76-65-39-143.dsl.bell.ca 30 Dec 2016 | 76.65.39.254 | NOC: Deep River,ON,Canada MID: <4f528173-9cd4-4eb8-8018-9f62a34fed3a@googlegroups.com> posting-account=GFJeMQoAAACW4GYOin7osI0R3hSJgBTu canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-76-65-39-254.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- tiny tim: --------------------------------------------------- 11 Dec 2016 | 76.65.36.54 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <0ff5dcaa-7431-4622-9a56-14ba5c4ea385@googlegroups.com> posting-account=GFJeMQoAAACW4GYOin7osI0R3hSJgBTu canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-76-65-36-54.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- Nadegda: --------------------------------------------------- 03 May 2016 | 67.70.57.221 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <ng9mdq$m43$33@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 28e199bc366b04f624161a7e7c6d9ee6 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-221.dsl.bell.ca NOTE: Claimed he was in Europe 10 Jun 2016 | 67.70.57.173 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <njf6m0$9i5$13@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 5a7d8d855af84388d01b7dc826ef09d4 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-173.dsl.bell.ca 20 Jun 2016 | 67.70.98.116 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nka7gl$lnq$1@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 012e03f33b086ea5f85f61609ba7b360 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-98-116.dsl.bell.ca 01 Jul 2016 | 67.70.57.43 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nl6kqc$q0d$10@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 58c64c3df7194056193d4316e7d6bde7 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-43.dsl.bell.ca 05 Jul 2016 | 67.70.57.183 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nlh8q3$sgh$12@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: ffc2b295bc7bc97250a857d253111bde canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-57-183.dsl.bell.ca 09 Jul 2016 | 67.70.59.199 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nlrmrj$lqb$15@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 3eb94e9ccb87adec6bcfc39357241aba canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-59-199.dsl.bell.ca 25 Jul 2016 | 67.70.59.72 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nn5vp3$r8l$16@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: a59065db82d1913c4681512d3bebf40f canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-59-72.dsl.bell.ca 26 Jul 2016 | 70.48.182.126 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <nn8llf$3o0$3@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: f92bd154915cc8433ce80149146d52d8 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-70-48-182-126.dsl.bell.ca 05 Aug 2016 | 67.70.58.60 | NOC: Deep River, ON, Canada MID: <no3qk5$dp7$23@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: a882cbc563f56035a7348ebaf88f01f6 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-58-60.dsl.bell.ca 31 Aug 2016 | 67.70.98.148 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nq8885$60e$2@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: f1d81205f9026d77b7543bc2df55261c canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-98-148.dsl.bell.ca 14 Sep 2016 | 70.48.182.249 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nrd1nc$dv7$2@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 5c3d8d501ca600e64f9116204dabfb27 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-70-48-182-249.dsl.bell.ca 16 Sep 2016 | 67.70.99.144 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nridcm$aqk$6@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 6cb7493d5fcb2ade62103224e080cd0c canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-99-144.dsl.bell.ca 29 Sep 2016 | 67.70.58.169 | NOC: Deep River, Ontario, Canada MID: <nsjs27$46b$1@dont-email.me> IP address MD5: 0457b6b445212e1eb816a40e67410eb1 canonical name: bas1-pembroke52-67-70-58-169.dsl.bell.ca --------------------------------------------------- And once by Ray Banana... Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D. LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke. LOL! Message-ID: <a76a23be8f4a22ea6c31dde5b3e2dd8c@dizum.com> ======================================================== ======================================================== <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/yhNtCQr1rpE/GlDtnrGgMxsJ> From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at this Usenet thing? Message-ID: <km1mfl$t4j$7@dont-email.me> Injection-Date: Sat, 4 May 2013 00:58:29 +0000 (UTC) Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org; posting-host="67.70.58.178"; logging-data="29843"; Summary: Murphy is a kook with hundreds, if not thousands, of sock puppets Keywords: Murphy X-Mailer: Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118 ======================================================== ======================================================== Message-ID: <65d0f5e1ad03d42086b4a492e0eba763@dizum.com> ======================================================== ======================================================== > <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800> Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda, apparently. And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole. Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin, you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so deeply it pokes out of her mouth! Oh, here's Kensi: <http://goo.gl/hdpXFC> She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy? I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice. Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too. <https://goo.gl/sbdRcq> You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls "sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go kinky. LOL > <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ> > P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited > any good telescopes lately? Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right? <snicker> ======================================================== ======================================================== Everyone is laughing at you, Paul Derbyshire. Everyone. Spankard. ShroomTard. Failure. <snicker> <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs> Subject: The Derbyshire Saga ================================================================ [ Posted on Wed, 7 Feb 1996 18:39:04 GMT ] Ok, kids... here's the voice from the cheap seats, on the Derbyshire Saga (tm). Now, having read about young Paul (the short, whiny, irritating, psychotic child that he is) having been dragged from a lab by "the man", I can only assume that this little story occurred a) yesterday, and b) in the Steacie building. The coincidence of two such occurrences cropping up in the same day "here in the trailer park" would be just too far out to contemplate. It would seem, then, that young Paul Derbyshire is taking first year chemistry. As an aside, I'll note that this isn't his first little "fling" with the department. Shortly before Christmas, the undergrads had their lab techniques exam. Paul, to whom we can add "clumsy" as one of his many ignoble traits, couldn't perform under pressure (begging the question...). Long story short: He flipped... lost it completely. Started swearing first at the proctors, then at the lab supervisor, and lastly, after having been ejected from the lab, lashed out at the department Chair. (Oh, yes, cursing, swearing, threatening, the whole nine yards.) Btw, this goes partly to the issue of "why didn't the TA in question squash Mr. Derbyshire like a bug?". Since the repercussions could've been significant. In any event: Yesterday, Paul spilled something in the lab. He refused to clean it up. (I believe his exact words were "I am not a human mop.". He kept asking other students to clean up his mess, and became obstinate when pushed to take care of it himself. When he started screaming and ranting, the lab supervisor called security on him. The fellow who responded is a human mountain named Al. Really nice guy. Anyway, Paul was standing at the sink with a corrosive solution in a flask, and refused to leave. "I'm busy, can you come back when I'm not so busy" is the purported comment he made. Al refused to apprehend him until the chemicals were secured, so, with security and the lab supervisor watching, Paul returned to his bench, and continued his experiment. This involved clamping the offending flask, at which time Al moved in for the kill (so to speak). Paul struggled, and managed to punch Al in the face (knocking off his hat!). Al became... vexed, shall we say, and grabbed Paul by the neck in a sort of headlock. (If you can imagine tiny Paul hanging, feet kicking, whilst Al lifts him from behind with one arm around the neck you have the proper picture.) Al then removed him from the lab, put him on the ground, and proceeded to cuff him. (Paul: "what are you doing!?") Al calls for backup at some point. Al: "540, this is 8, I need backup for a..." etc. Paul: "Talking in police code doesn't make you any better than me." Note: All Paul comments were in a Sam Kinison-like screech at this point. Campus security backup arrives, as to the "real cops". They mention to Paul that he's going "downtown" where he will be their guest for "a long time". As he is being dragged out of the building, Paul is screaming "What do you mean 'a long time'? I have things to do tonight!" Well... sorry if my prose isn't the greatest. The story is much better with voice-over, and particularly when you know all the people involved. (except Paul, of course). I heard it first hand from a guy in my lab who witnessed the whole event, btw. He does great Sam Kinison impersonations. I hear Paul is now the proud owner of a "No Trespass" restraining order to keep him from the premises of Carleton University. Semper Inquirens (thx, Corey) ================================================================ Brian Publicover wrote: <https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs/lS73j-DcD04J> ================================================================ I remember in grade 8 Paul once threw a chair at my head because I suggested that he liked girls (he used to hate females when he was younger). This was not an isolated incident: I've seen him attack many people. I don't think he's dangerous (unless he is holding corrosive chemicals), but I'd hardly call these incidents "bizarre quirks." ================================================================ Awww, poor bootfucked little kooktard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada has to relive his horrible past all over again... on top of having his stoooopid ass drop-kicked across Usenet each and every day. LOL And now he's been outed as a dude who likes wearing dresses. And molesting goats. LOL! -- Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) wrote: ================================ The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so the curvature is 4*pi ================================ Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi. Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi Therefore, r = 0.28209479176 Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the units. The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect. Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) was corrected: ================================ Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you backpedal, LunkHead. You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore = (4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original "The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*? ================================ But Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems. Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is "science fiction" and "a howler". In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold. He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature, and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding. Lunkhead the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of magnetic attraction. Thus, Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has described a universe in which planets could not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work, and therefore a universe which could not exist. Kensi then went on to later claim that the universe was "asymptotically flat", not realizing that asymptotical flatness is an idealization used to model a complex universe by simplifying it to a single non-rotating object. He didn't realize that general relativity doesn't allow for a general asymptotically flat solution. Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation". Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow at 489 F. Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve. Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the ~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of "blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how spectral absorption and emission works. Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer; that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place", that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is. Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared atmospheric window. The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same moron continues to cling to his delusions. Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite. Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's intelligent... and failing badly. That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that struggles (and fails) to understand reality. Kensi the moron is Paul G. Derbyshire. Paul G. Derbyshire 9 Bennett St Pembroke, Ontario, Canada K8A 3Y6 (613) 732-3590 twisted0n3@gmail.com
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| From | Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> |
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| Date | 2017-01-14 17:53 -0700 |
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On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:40:17 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: >On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:04:07 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >> Why is it that someone who makes their living simply pretending to be >> someone else, > >But you think *everyone* is pretending to be someone else. Even without >evidence. That derbyshit outting has you in a tailspin aint it?
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| From | Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2017-01-15 00:58 +0000 |
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Skeeter, ye speaketh an infinite deal of nothing. Ye weather-bitten incontinent varlet, ye uttered: > On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:40:17 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda > <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: > >> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:04:07 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >> >>> Why is it that someone who makes their living simply pretending to be >>> someone else, >> >> But you think *everyone* is pretending to be someone else. Even without >> evidence. > > > That derbyshit outting has you in a tailspin aint it? Not half. He's forging Checkmate in cola and flooding the joint with his crap. He's gone off the deep end. WHEEEEEEEEE! *SPLAT* -- [DISCLAIMER] Prizes are not transferrable or redeemable for cash. The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness, irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes; avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source; smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of this post other than Patrick; no salt, MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to nuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet; must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia; allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, climate change, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse, self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the guilty.
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2017-01-14 20:10 -0800 |
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In article <55EB4638.BC754D4D@Lechevalieria.Luteocarneum.Jobi>, nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > > Skeeter, ye speaketh an infinite deal of nothing. Ye weather-bitten > incontinent varlet, ye uttered: > > > On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:40:17 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda > > <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: > > > >> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:04:07 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >> > >>> Why is it that someone who makes their living simply pretending to be > >>> someone else, > >> > >> But you think *everyone* is pretending to be someone else. Even without > >> evidence. > > > > > > That derbyshit outting has you in a tailspin aint it? > > Not half. He's forging Checkmate in cola and flooding the joint > with his crap. He's gone off the deep end. > > WHEEEEEEEEE! *SPLAT* Mixmin headers, I presume... or is it Dizum? -- Checkmate, Royal Order of the DoW #1, and Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Copyright © 2017 all rights reserved Current Paul Derbyshire Hall of Shame: Posting from IP 67.70.97.29, "Ben Bovista" says: "I'd like to nominate this Checkmate goofwad for January's Coward of the Month. And not *solely* because the twit falsely accused me of being your sock, without evidence" MID: <f7043617-fb35-4f39-9baf-1d4b05ef684f@googlegroups.com> Here's the evidence, right from his own reply: IP: 67.70.97.29 Decimal: 1128685853 Hostname bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca ASN: 577 ISP: Bell Canada Organization: Bell Canada LOL! What does that say, Paul? Does it say "Pembroke"? Why yes... yes it does. You've outed yourself again, you stupid moron! https://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
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| From | Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2017-01-15 05:37 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <8A9FF287.E0D24EFB@Anaerobaculum.Densustextum.Regularis> |
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Checkmate, DoW #1, thy heart I'll stamp out with my horse's heel and make a quagmire of thy mingled brains. Ye are a roguish egregious murderer, a spongey false trembling coward, a traitorous promise-breaker, a neutered hooligan, ye hogwashed: > In article <55EB4638.BC754D4D@Lechevalieria.Luteocarneum.Jobi>, > nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > > >> >> Skeeter, ye speaketh an infinite deal of nothing. Ye weather-bitten >> incontinent varlet, ye uttered: >> >>> On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:40:17 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda >>> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: >>> >>>> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:04:07 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>>> >>>>> Why is it that someone who makes their living simply pretending to be >>>>> someone else, >>>> >>>> But you think *everyone* is pretending to be someone else. Even without >>>> evidence. >>> >>> >>> That derbyshit outting has you in a tailspin aint it? >> >> Not half. He's forging Checkmate in cola and flooding the joint >> with his crap. He's gone off the deep end. >> >> WHEEEEEEEEE! *SPLAT* > > Mixmin headers, I presume... or is it Dizum? Dizum and frell are the ones that are showing up. I've clobbered mixmin so I don't see those. I subsequently clobbered dizum and frell in cola so I don't see those anymore either. -- [DISCLAIMER] Prizes are not transferrable or redeemable for cash. 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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2017-01-14 21:54 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.32e4ae6688cdca6998f565@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #72905 |
In article <8A9FF287.E0D24EFB@Anaerobaculum.Densustextum.Regularis>, nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > > Checkmate, DoW #1, thy heart I'll stamp out with my horse's heel and > make a quagmire of thy mingled brains. Ye are a roguish egregious > murderer, a spongey false trembling coward, a traitorous > promise-breaker, a neutered hooligan, ye hogwashed: > > > In article <55EB4638.BC754D4D@Lechevalieria.Luteocarneum.Jobi>, > > nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > > > > > >> > >> Skeeter, ye speaketh an infinite deal of nothing. Ye weather-bitten > >> incontinent varlet, ye uttered: > >> > >>> On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:40:17 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda > >>> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: > >>> > >>>> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:04:07 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>>> > >>>>> Why is it that someone who makes their living simply pretending to be > >>>>> someone else, > >>>> > >>>> But you think *everyone* is pretending to be someone else. Even without > >>>> evidence. > >>> > >>> > >>> That derbyshit outting has you in a tailspin aint it? > >> > >> Not half. He's forging Checkmate in cola and flooding the joint > >> with his crap. He's gone off the deep end. > >> > >> WHEEEEEEEEE! *SPLAT* > > > > Mixmin headers, I presume... or is it Dizum? > > Dizum and frell are the ones that are showing up. I've clobbered mixmin > so I don't see those. I subsequently clobbered dizum and frell in cola > so I don't see those anymore either. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any new crap in AUK this evening... not that it ever took more than about five seconds to delete it all en masse anyway. Lamest flood ever. I see you've found some amateur "scientists" and "philosophers" in alt.atheism. It's like a modern day dumbed-down renaissance... -- Checkmate, Royal Order of the DoW #1, and Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Copyright © 2017 all rights reserved Current Paul Derbyshire Hall of Shame: Posting from IP 67.70.97.29, "Ben Bovista" says: "I'd like to nominate this Checkmate goofwad for January's Coward of the Month. And not *solely* because the twit falsely accused me of being your sock, without evidence" MID: <f7043617-fb35-4f39-9baf-1d4b05ef684f@googlegroups.com> Here's the evidence, right from his own reply: IP: 67.70.97.29 Decimal: 1128685853 Hostname bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca ASN: 577 ISP: Bell Canada Organization: Bell Canada LOL! What does that say, Paul? Does it say "Pembroke"? Why yes... yes it does. You've outed yourself again, you stupid moron! https://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
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| From | Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2017-01-15 05:57 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <27794100.6E894ADC@Desulfomicrobium.Graphica.Officinalis> |
| In reply to | #72909 |
Checkmate, DoW #1, ye are a dreamer, let us leave thee. Ye are a no-brained lean-fac'd villain, a fly-bitten new tuner of accent, a puny cursed drab, an idiotic mammet, ye scribbled: > In article <8A9FF287.E0D24EFB@Anaerobaculum.Densustextum.Regularis>, > nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > > >> >> Checkmate, DoW #1, thy heart I'll stamp out with my horse's heel and >> make a quagmire of thy mingled brains. Ye are a roguish egregious >> murderer, a spongey false trembling coward, a traitorous >> promise-breaker, a neutered hooligan, ye hogwashed: >> >>> In article <55EB4638.BC754D4D@Lechevalieria.Luteocarneum.Jobi>, >>> nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... >>> >>> >>>> >>>> Skeeter, ye speaketh an infinite deal of nothing. Ye weather-bitten >>>> incontinent varlet, ye uttered: >>>> >>>>> On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:40:17 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda >>>>> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:04:07 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Why is it that someone who makes their living simply pretending to be >>>>>>> someone else, >>>>>> >>>>>> But you think *everyone* is pretending to be someone else. Even without >>>>>> evidence. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> That derbyshit outting has you in a tailspin aint it? >>>> >>>> Not half. He's forging Checkmate in cola and flooding the joint >>>> with his crap. He's gone off the deep end. >>>> >>>> WHEEEEEEEEE! *SPLAT* >>> >>> Mixmin headers, I presume... or is it Dizum? >> >> Dizum and frell are the ones that are showing up. I've clobbered mixmin >> so I don't see those. I subsequently clobbered dizum and frell in cola >> so I don't see those anymore either. > > Come to think of it, I haven't seen any new crap in AUK this evening... > not that it ever took more than about five seconds to delete it all en > masse anyway. Lamest flood ever. > > I see you've found some amateur "scientists" and "philosophers" in > alt.atheism. It's like a modern day dumbed-down renaissance... The stupidity of alt.atheists is mind-numbing. It must be time for a steak sandwich cooked on the BBQ... -- [DISCLAIMER] Prizes are not transferrable or redeemable for cash. 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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2017-01-14 23:00 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.32e4bdf1b6b51b3698f567@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #72910 |
In article <27794100.6E894ADC@Desulfomicrobium.Graphica.Officinalis>, nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > > Checkmate, DoW #1, ye are a dreamer, let us leave thee. Ye are a > no-brained lean-fac'd villain, a fly-bitten new tuner of accent, a > puny cursed drab, an idiotic mammet, ye scribbled: > > > In article <8A9FF287.E0D24EFB@Anaerobaculum.Densustextum.Regularis>, > > nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > > > > > >> > >> Checkmate, DoW #1, thy heart I'll stamp out with my horse's heel and > >> make a quagmire of thy mingled brains. Ye are a roguish egregious > >> murderer, a spongey false trembling coward, a traitorous > >> promise-breaker, a neutered hooligan, ye hogwashed: > >> > >>> In article <55EB4638.BC754D4D@Lechevalieria.Luteocarneum.Jobi>, > >>> nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com says... > >>> > >>> > >>>> > >>>> Skeeter, ye speaketh an infinite deal of nothing. Ye weather-bitten > >>>> incontinent varlet, ye uttered: > >>>> > >>>>> On Sun, 15 Jan 2017 00:40:17 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda > >>>>> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: > >>>>> > >>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 16:04:07 -0800, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>>>>> > >>>>>>> Why is it that someone who makes their living simply pretending to be > >>>>>>> someone else, > >>>>>> > >>>>>> But you think *everyone* is pretending to be someone else. Even without > >>>>>> evidence. > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> That derbyshit outting has you in a tailspin aint it? > >>>> > >>>> Not half. He's forging Checkmate in cola and flooding the joint > >>>> with his crap. He's gone off the deep end. > >>>> > >>>> WHEEEEEEEEE! *SPLAT* > >>> > >>> Mixmin headers, I presume... or is it Dizum? > >> > >> Dizum and frell are the ones that are showing up. I've clobbered mixmin > >> so I don't see those. I subsequently clobbered dizum and frell in cola > >> so I don't see those anymore either. > > > > Come to think of it, I haven't seen any new crap in AUK this evening... > > not that it ever took more than about five seconds to delete it all en > > masse anyway. Lamest flood ever. > > > > I see you've found some amateur "scientists" and "philosophers" in > > alt.atheism. It's like a modern day dumbed-down renaissance... > > The stupidity of alt.atheists is mind-numbing. It must be time for a > steak sandwich cooked on the BBQ... The "Multiverse Theory"... L-O-fucking-L! That means there must be a world somewhere where I'm boning Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell at the same time, and *this* me got stuck here... -- Checkmate, Royal Order of the DoW #1, and Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Copyright © 2017 all rights reserved Current Paul Derbyshire Hall of Shame: Posting from IP 67.70.97.29, "Ben Bovista" says: "I'd like to nominate this Checkmate goofwad for January's Coward of the Month. And not *solely* because the twit falsely accused me of being your sock, without evidence" MID: <f7043617-fb35-4f39-9baf-1d4b05ef684f@googlegroups.com> Here's the evidence, right from his own reply: IP: 67.70.97.29 Decimal: 1128685853 Hostname bas1-pembroke52-67-70-97-29.dsl.bell.ca ASN: 577 ISP: Bell Canada Organization: Bell Canada LOL! What does that say, Paul? Does it say "Pembroke"? Why yes... yes it does. You've outed yourself again, you stupid moron! https://youtu.be/sdyBYSuqQBQ
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