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| Started by | "Ms Kitty" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> |
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| First post | 2019-12-17 19:48 -0600 |
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Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Ms Kitty" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2019-12-17 19:48 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-17 20:32 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2019-12-19 22:29 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Ms Kitty" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-03 20:36 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! The Right And The Powerful <power2019@gmail.com> - 2020-01-03 20:57 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-03 22:54 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-04 11:24 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-04 13:34 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-04 11:38 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 00:10 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 01:00 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 11:13 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 13:20 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 12:25 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 14:55 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 13:00 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 15:18 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 21:38 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 23:39 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-17 08:22 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 15:09 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 13:57 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 17:02 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 14:14 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 17:23 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 14:41 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 17:51 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 17:37 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 15:25 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 17:52 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 17:51 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 19:08 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 17:43 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 20:57 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 20:22 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 22:14 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2020-01-06 10:24 +0000
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-06 10:12 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-06 11:26 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-06 16:25 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-06 15:27 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2020-01-06 21:17 +0000
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-06 17:15 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-08 13:16 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-08 16:45 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-08 21:26 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2020-01-09 08:44 +0000
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-09 04:08 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-09 10:39 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-09 12:10 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-10 01:43 -0800
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-10 07:36 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) - 2020-01-10 14:02 +0000
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-10 09:53 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) - 2020-01-10 15:39 +0000
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2020-02-02 09:04 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> - 2020-02-02 09:29 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-02-02 12:05 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> - 2020-02-02 10:11 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-02-02 12:22 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> - 2020-02-02 10:27 -0700
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-02-02 12:34 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 22:01 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 21:12 -0600
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-03 22:37 -0500
Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-03 23:13 -0600
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| From | % <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2020-01-06 15:27 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <cqt1qf.3o7.17.2@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #361619 |
On 2020-01-06 2:25 p.m., mixed nuts wrote: > On 1/6/2020 1:26 PM, % wrote: >> On 2020-01-06 8:12 a.m., mixed nuts wrote: >>> On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: >>>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >>>>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: >>>> [...] >>>>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine >>>>>> you'd be VERY lucky to get 20mpg. >>>>>> >>>>>> DOH! >>>>> >>>>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. >>>> >>>> Does it have speckles? >>> >>> It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. >>> >>> The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a >>> fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing >>> lights) for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with >>> light traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't >>> note any speckles. >>> >> i get all kinds of mileage and once , >> i did 42 mph coming down baldy hill , >> i almost lost my hat > > I used to ride my bike down the airport hill. It's 600ft at the top and > 400 ft at the bottom, and pretty steep, so if you get real low over the > handle bars and stick your feet out the back, you can get going pretty > good. I never lost my hat though, because I didn't wear one. The whole > trick about it, and why we did it, was to get going fast enough so the > big German Shepard at the bottom couldn't catch you. He didn't pay much > attention when you were walking or riding slow, but if you were moving > fast he'd try to run you down, so you had to go faster than he could. I > think they can do about 40. > https://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_top_speed_of_a_German_Shepherd
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| From | vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> |
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| Date | 2020-01-06 21:17 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <h7hmerFsir1U8@mid.individual.net> |
| In reply to | #361576 |
On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: > On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: >> [...] >>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be >>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg. >>>> >>>> DOH! >>> >>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. >> >> Does it have speckles? > > It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. > > The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a > fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) > for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light > traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any > speckles. Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the left lane? Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you? -- -v
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| From | mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> |
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| Date | 2020-01-06 17:15 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <qv0bhj$1jab$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #361618 |
On 1/6/2020 4:17 PM, vallor wrote: > On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: >> On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: >>> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >>>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: >>> [...] >>>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be >>>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg. >>>>> >>>>> DOH! >>>> >>>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. >>> >>> Does it have speckles? >> >> It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. >> >> The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a >> fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) >> for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light >> traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any >> speckles. > > Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the left > lane? > > Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you? Note that it was a stealth perfuit. When cops are being severely stealthy, they stay out of the left lane because that's where people are watching for sneak-up cops. I was in the right lane because cars exit from there so it's often slightly faster. I'll switch to the next lane when cars are entering so they can find a hole, then I'll switch back. When shit happens on the highway, I like to be where I can dodge out the way, which is almost always on the right. -- Grizzly H.
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| From | Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2020-01-08 13:16 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <cr26bj.hvg.17.3@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #361618 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate. On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: > > On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: > > > On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: > >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: > >>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: > >> [...] > >>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be > >>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg. > >>>> > >>>> DOH! > >>> > >>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. > >> > >> Does it have speckles? > > > > It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. > > > > The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a > > fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) > > for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light > > traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any > > speckles. > > Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the left > lane? > > Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you? I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem! There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over. Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket, claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind me. What a piece of Schitt! Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit because I knew there was a cop behind me. He followed me for awhile, then passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed him off. He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty close to the same, but stayed behind him. Then he slowed back down, got in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his rear view mirror". That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the MC was, what color it was, etc. He didn't seem to like that, and we each got shitty with each other. I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit me up again. I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room to safely approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a little bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I pulled out the first time. Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops! "Don't bother getting your license out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. He informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when I pulled out". As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right before the "meteor" shower. At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at the wall, like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began. If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost on both counts. Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2020 all rights reserved https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc *************************************************** "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> *************************************************** AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017
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| From | "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> |
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| Date | 2020-01-08 16:45 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <m6jc1ft0gj8s1tl0k66oh66nvsqg50b967@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #361854 |
On Wed, 8 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote: <...> >I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in >a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so >I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem! There >were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept >flashing his brights at me to move over. > >Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me >up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him >sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to >the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket, >claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind >me. What a piece of Schitt! > >Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit >because I knew there was a cop behind me. He followed me for awhile, then >passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed >him off. He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty >close to the same, but stayed behind him. Then he slowed back down, got >in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his >rear view mirror". > >That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion >about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle >ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the >ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the >MC was, what color it was, etc. He didn't seem to like that, and we each >got shitty with each other. > >I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had >an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the >freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I >carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be >merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch >hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the >back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on >behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his >vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. > >Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit >me up again. I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room >to safely approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the >passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a >little bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, >but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I >pulled out the first time. > >Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up >to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be >illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled >over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops! "Don't bother getting your license >out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. He >informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when >I pulled out". As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right >before the "meteor" shower. > >At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and >club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal >again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. > >I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I >didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, >but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn >indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't >even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at >the wall, like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District >Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began. > >If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost >on both counts. Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock >bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago. Scofflaw! 1) slower traffic move RIGHT, FFS! 2) cooperate with an LEO. -- Yours Truly, Sir Gregory Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora » these are easily ignøred misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.
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| From | Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2020-01-08 21:26 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <cr332r.3o7.19.2@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #361863 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate. On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 16:45:15 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: > > On Wed, 8 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote: > > <...> > > >I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in > >a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so > >I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem! There > >were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept > >flashing his brights at me to move over. > > > >Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me > >up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him > >sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to > >the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket, > >claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind > >me. What a piece of Schitt! > > > >Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit > >because I knew there was a cop behind me. He followed me for awhile, then > >passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed > >him off. He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty > >close to the same, but stayed behind him. Then he slowed back down, got > >in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his > >rear view mirror". > > > >That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion > >about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle > >ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the > >ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the > >MC was, what color it was, etc. He didn't seem to like that, and we each > >got shitty with each other. > > > >I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had > >an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the > >freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I > >carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be > >merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch > >hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the > >back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on > >behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his > >vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. > > > >Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit > >me up again. I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room > >to safely approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the > >passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a > >little bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, > >but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I > >pulled out the first time. > > > >Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up > >to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be > >illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled > >over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops! "Don't bother getting your license > >out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. He > >informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when > >I pulled out". As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right > >before the "meteor" shower. > > > >At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and > >club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal > >again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. > > > >I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I > >didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, > >but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn > >indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't > >even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at > >the wall, like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District > >Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began. > > > >If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost > >on both counts. Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock > >bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago. > > Scofflaw! > > 1) slower traffic move RIGHT, FFS! > > 2) cooperate with an LEO. Fuck heeem! -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2020 all rights reserved https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc *************************************************** "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> *************************************************** AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017
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| From | vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> |
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| Date | 2020-01-09 08:44 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <h7o7erFab54U1@mid.individual.net> |
| In reply to | #361854 |
On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate. > > On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following notion, > which > was duly noted and recorded: > > > >> On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: >> >> > On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: >> >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >> >>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: >> >> [...] >> >>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be >> >>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg. >> >>>> >> >>>> DOH! >> >>> >> >>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. >> >> >> >> Does it have speckles? >> > >> > It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. >> > >> > The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a >> > fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing >> > lights) >> > for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light >> > traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note >> > any speckles. >> >> Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the >> left lane? >> >> Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you? > > I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 > in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his > brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck > heeem! There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this > dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over. Ah, you were trollin'. I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be playing those games. What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the truck. "FFS, pass. the. truck." Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right. Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck. Trucks passing trucks = more slowdowns. > Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me > up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him > sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to > the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a > ticket, > claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind > me. What a piece of Schitt! > > Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed > limit because I knew there was a cop behind me. He followed me for > awhile, then passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, > like that pissed him off. He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I > sped up to pretty close to the same, but stayed behind him. Then he > slowed back down, got in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, > saying he "paced me in his rear view mirror". > > That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated > discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a > motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to > give ME the ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked > him where the MC was, what color it was, etc. He didn't seem to like > that, and we each got shitty with each other. > > I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I > had an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the > freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I > carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be > merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch > hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from > the back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc > going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to > his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. > > Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit > me up again. I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough > room to safely approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the > passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a > little bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel > shower, > but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when > I pulled out the first time. > > Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up > to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't > be illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being > pulled over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops! "Don't bother getting your > license out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. > He informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal > when I pulled out". As I said earlier, that was the first thing I > did... right before the "meteor" shower. > > At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and > club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal > again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. > > I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I > didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, > but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn > indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't > even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at > the wall, like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District > Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began. > > If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost > on both counts. Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock > bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago. You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... -- -v
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| From | Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2020-01-09 04:08 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <cr3qk4.spq.19.4@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #361945 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate. On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: > > On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > > > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > > Checkmate. > > > > On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following notion, > > which > > was duly noted and recorded: > > > > > > > >> On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: > >> > >> > On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: > >> >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: > >> >>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: > >> >> [...] > >> >>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be > >> >>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg. > >> >>>> > >> >>>> DOH! > >> >>> > >> >>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. > >> >> > >> >> Does it have speckles? > >> > > >> > It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. > >> > > >> > The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a > >> > fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing > >> > lights) > >> > for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light > >> > traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note > >> > any speckles. > >> > >> Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the > >> left lane? > >> > >> Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you? > > > > I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 > > in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his > > brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck > > heeem! There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this > > dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over. > > Ah, you were trollin'. Road trolling is my favorite kind, but only when I run across a real dickhead. > I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be playing > those games. > > What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes > going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the > truck. > > "FFS, pass. the. truck." Have you ever been stuck behind some cunt going 10 or 15 miles under the limit on a two-lane road, just waiting for a passing zone, and when you get to one, the asshole suddenly speeds up? I fucking hate that. The only road into town is like that, and it's officially one of the most deadly roads in the entire County. We get an average of around half a dozen fatalities a year on that highway, and some of them are head-ons. Then we get shitloads of bikers and bicyclers out there when the weather's right, and some of them end up part of the pavement. > Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right. > > Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each > way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck. > Trucks passing trucks = more slowdowns. > > > Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me > > up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him > > sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to > > the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a > > ticket, > > claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind > > me. What a piece of Schitt! > > > > Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed > > limit because I knew there was a cop behind me. He followed me for > > awhile, then passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, > > like that pissed him off. He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I > > sped up to pretty close to the same, but stayed behind him. Then he > > slowed back down, got in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, > > saying he "paced me in his rear view mirror". > > > > That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated > > discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a > > motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to > > give ME the ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked > > him where the MC was, what color it was, etc. He didn't seem to like > > that, and we each got shitty with each other. > > > > I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I > > had an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the > > freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I > > carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be > > merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch > > hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from > > the back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc > > going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to > > his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. > > > > Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit > > me up again. I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough > > room to safely approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the > > passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a > > little bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel > > shower, > > but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when > > I pulled out the first time. > > > > Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up > > to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't > > be illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being > > pulled over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops! "Don't bother getting your > > license out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. > > He informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal > > when I pulled out". As I said earlier, that was the first thing I > > did... right before the "meteor" shower. > > > > At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and > > club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal > > again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. > > > > I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I > > didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, > > but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn > > indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't > > even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at > > the wall, like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District > > Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began. > > > > If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost > > on both counts. Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock > > bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago. > > You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I > guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think it through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a bettin' man, I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you're sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately... -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2020 all rights reserved https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc *************************************************** "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> *************************************************** AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017
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| From | "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> |
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| Date | 2020-01-09 10:39 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <hthe1f9vf75a66mhl8lsc2t9rsstphb5n8@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #361951 |
On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote: > On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following notion.... >> >> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I >> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... > >I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think it >through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a bettin' man, >I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you're >sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you >don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have >given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately... LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics. An object as heavy as an automobile has lots of inertia. When at rest it wants to remain at rest and in motion it wants to remain in motion. I bet even teh kensitard knows that much. So, accelerating a heavy automobile on a loose surface will actually be SLOWER because when the wheels spin the energy that would have gone towards modifying the inertia becomes wasted via moving the gravel instead. Any judge with even a basic grasp of physics would have thrown the book at you. HTH -- Yours Truly, Sir Gregory Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora » these are easily ignøred misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.
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| From | mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> |
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| Date | 2020-01-09 12:10 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <qv7mq4$17o8$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #361962 |
On 1/9/2020 10:39 AM, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote: > On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote: >> On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following notion.... > >>> >>> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I >>> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... >> >> I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think it >> through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a bettin' man, >> I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you're >> sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you >> don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have >> given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately... > > LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics. > An object as heavy as an automobile has lots of > inertia. When at rest it wants to remain at rest > and in motion it wants to remain in motion. > > I bet even teh kensitard knows that much. So, > accelerating a heavy automobile on a loose surface > will actually be SLOWER because when the wheels > spin the energy that would have gone towards > modifying the inertia becomes wasted via moving > the gravel instead. > > Any judge with even a basic grasp of physics > would have thrown the book at you. > > HTH Here, knock yourself out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhsct3YavxQ https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mud+trucks -- Grizzly H.
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| From | Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2020-01-10 01:43 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <cr66hq.p5e.17.2@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #361962 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate. On Thu, 09 Jan 2020 10:39:28 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: > > On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote: > > On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following notion.... > > >> > >> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I > >> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... > > > >I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think it > >through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a bettin' man, > >I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him. If you're > >sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you > >don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have > >given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately... > > LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics. > An object as heavy as an automobile has lots of > inertia. When at rest it wants to remain at rest > and in motion it wants to remain in motion. I'm well aware of that, after designing and building roughly 6,000 motor starters over the years, and having to take that into consideration. > I bet even teh kensitard knows that much. So, > accelerating a heavy automobile on a loose surface > will actually be SLOWER because when the wheels > spin the energy that would have gone towards > modifying the inertia becomes wasted via moving > the gravel instead. > > Any judge with even a basic grasp of physics > would have thrown the book at you. > > HTH Plausible deniability. I got exactly the results I intended. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2020 all rights reserved https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc *************************************************** "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> *************************************************** AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017
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| From | mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> |
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| Date | 2020-01-10 07:36 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <qv9r4m$r3i$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #362084 |
On 1/10/2020 4:43 AM, Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts > by Checkmate. On Thu, 09 Jan 2020 10:39:28 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, > Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and > recorded: >> On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate >> <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote: >>> On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT vallor put forth the following >>> notion.... >>>> >>>> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and >>>> battery. Though I guess there wouldn't be a way for him to >>>> prove you did it on purpose... >>> >>> I think he figured that too. At the time, I really didn't think >>> it through that much, because I was rather pist. If I were a >>> bettin' man, I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to >>> him. If you're sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and >>> merge into traffic, you don't have time to diddlefuck around... >>> although a dashcam might have given a few people the impression >>> that I did it deliberately... >> >> LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics. An object as >> heavy as an automobile has lots of inertia. When at rest it wants >> to remain at rest and in motion it wants to remain in motion. > > I'm well aware of that, after designing and building roughly 6,000 > motor starters over the years, and having to take that into > consideration. I bet you didn't know that until President Trump created the greatest economy the world has ever seen and made it possible for you to learn that through Ivanka Trump’s workforce development initiative which is already receiving praise as, perhaps, the greatest 'New Collar' workforce development initiative the world has ever seen!!! [...] > > Plausible deniability. I got exactly the results I intended. Praise jesus! -- Grizzly H.
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| From | onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) |
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| Date | 2020-01-10 14:02 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <1ojyuxu.18sb5ce1h5wx88N%onion@anon.invalid> |
| In reply to | #362091 |
Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed: > Praise jesus! Well done, jesus, have a lollipop. -- \|/ (((Ï))) U+97F1
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| From | mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> |
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| Date | 2020-01-10 09:53 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <qva359$pj$2@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #362102 |
On 1/10/2020 9:02 AM, Mr On!on wrote: > Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed: > >> Praise jesus! > > Well done, jesus, have a lollipop. Ice cream. Jesus want ice cream. Two scoops. -- Grizzly H.
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| From | onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) |
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| Date | 2020-01-10 15:39 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <1ojyzbl.asylql19vwwwoN%onion@anon.invalid> |
| In reply to | #362107 |
Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed: > On 1/10/2020 9:02 AM, Mr On!on wrote: > > Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed: > > > >> Praise jesus! > > > > Well done, jesus, have a lollipop. > > Ice cream. Jesus want ice cream. Two scoops. COOKIES! WANT COOKIES!!
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| From | Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> |
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| Date | 2020-02-02 09:04 -0600 |
| Message-ID | <bmgksBjrd1@127.0.0.1> |
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On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in <h7o7erFab54U1@mid.individual.net>: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, 💩 wrote: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 💩. On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ notion, which was duly noted and recorded: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ [...] ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be VERY ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ lucky to get 20mpg. DOH! ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Does it have speckles? ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. The hard ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a fully ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) for ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light traffic ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any speckles. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ left lane? Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you? ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ heeem! There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Ah, you were trollin'. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ playing those games. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ truck. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ "FFS, pass. the. truck." ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Trucks passing trucks =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= more slowdowns. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ticket, claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ see behind me. What a piece of Schitt! Another time, I was driving a ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit because I knew there was a ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ cop behind me. He followed me for awhile, then passed me in the #2 ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed him off. He got ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty close to the ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ same, but stayed behind him. Then he slowed back down, got in behind ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his rear ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ view mirror". That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ heated discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pacing a motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ decided to give ME the ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ around, so I asked him where the MC was, what color it was, etc. He ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ didn't seem to like that, and we each got shitty with each other. I ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ to his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. Then, it occurred to ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit me up again. I ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room to safely ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the passenger ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a little ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, but ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pulled out the first time. Apparently, he figured out that I could ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ easily say I was just getting up to speed quickly to safely merge with ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ other traffic, and that wouldn't be illegal... just an unforeseen and ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ unfortunate consequence of being pulled over on a gravel shoulder... ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Ooops! "Don't bother getting your license out, I already have all the ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ information!" he politely screamed. He informed me that he was writing ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the new ticket for "Failure to signal when I pulled out". As I said ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ earlier, that was the first thing I did... right before the "meteor" ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ shower. At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ car and club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signal again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. I decided to ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I didn't get ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, but when ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn indicator to ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't even looking ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at the wall, ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District Attorney had ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ whispered in his ear before the trial even began. If you've gotten this ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ far, you've probably already concluded that I lost on both counts. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock bath is still ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ priceless, and that was about 35 years ago. ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ checkmate is as anti-cop as a typical anarchist that he likes to paint "socialist". ain't that a hoot? "nads" won't comment on this poast... -- [THIS POAST HAS PASSED TRIMCHECK® VALIDATION] THIS SPACE FOR RENT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA "Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer, and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate) "Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan) - "You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor - "If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode - "I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfefd18c9a698f0a8@news.altopia.com> - Golden Killfile, June 2005 KOTM, November 2006 Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006 Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006 Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007 Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006 Busted Urinal Award, April 2007 Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008 Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007 AUK Mascot, September 2007 Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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| From | Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> |
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| Date | 2020-02-02 09:29 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <h6ud3fd7vo6l4rjcohpeuk43knb4e7elvc@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #365460 |
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 09:04:15 -0600, Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner ?? <root@127.0.0.1> wrote: >On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> >determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently >decided to freely share it with us in ><h7o7erFab54U1@mid.individual.net>: > >??????????? On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, ? wrote: >??????????? >??????????? ??????????? Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >??????????? ??????????? ?. On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following >??????????? ??????????? notion, which was duly noted and recorded: >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote: >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote: >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? [...] >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be VERY >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? lucky to get 20mpg. DOH! >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar. >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? Does it have speckles? >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. The hard >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a fully >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) for >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light traffic >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any speckles. >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the >??????????? ??????????? ??????????? left lane? Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you? >??????????? ??????????? I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 >??????????? ??????????? in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his >??????????? ??????????? brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck >??????????? ??????????? heeem! There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this >??????????? ??????????? dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over. >??????????? >??????????? Ah, you were trollin'. >??????????? >??????????? I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be >??????????? playing those games. >??????????? >??????????? What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes >??????????? going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the >??????????? truck. >??????????? >??????????? "FFS, pass. the. truck." >??????????? >??????????? Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right. >??????????? >??????????? Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each >??????????? way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck. >??????????? Trucks passing trucks =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= more slowdowns. >??????????? >??????????? ??????????? Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me >??????????? ??????????? up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him >??????????? ??????????? sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to >??????????? ??????????? the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a >??????????? ??????????? ticket, claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to >??????????? ??????????? see behind me. What a piece of Schitt! Another time, I was driving a >??????????? ??????????? 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit because I knew there was a >??????????? ??????????? cop behind me. He followed me for awhile, then passed me in the #2 >??????????? ??????????? lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed him off. He got >??????????? ??????????? up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty close to the >??????????? ??????????? same, but stayed behind him. Then he slowed back down, got in behind >??????????? ??????????? me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his rear >??????????? ??????????? view mirror". That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather >??????????? ??????????? heated discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already >??????????? ??????????? pacing a motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he >??????????? ??????????? decided to give ME the ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere >??????????? ??????????? around, so I asked him where the MC was, what color it was, etc. He >??????????? ??????????? didn't seem to like that, and we each got shitty with each other. I >??????????? ??????????? signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had >??????????? ??????????? an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the >??????????? ??????????? freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I >??????????? ??????????? carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be >??????????? ??????????? merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch >??????????? ??????????? hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from >??????????? ??????????? the back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc >??????????? ??????????? going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back >??????????? ??????????? to his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. Then, it occurred to >??????????? ??????????? me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit me up again. I >??????????? ??????????? pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room to safely >??????????? ??????????? approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the passenger >??????????? ??????????? side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a little >??????????? ??????????? bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, but >??????????? ??????????? informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I >??????????? ??????????? pulled out the first time. Apparently, he figured out that I could >??????????? ??????????? easily say I was just getting up to speed quickly to safely merge with >??????????? ??????????? other traffic, and that wouldn't be illegal... just an unforeseen and >??????????? ??????????? unfortunate consequence of being pulled over on a gravel shoulder... >??????????? ??????????? Ooops! "Don't bother getting your license out, I already have all the >??????????? ??????????? information!" he politely screamed. He informed me that he was writing >??????????? ??????????? the new ticket for "Failure to signal when I pulled out". As I said >??????????? ??????????? earlier, that was the first thing I did... right before the "meteor" >??????????? ??????????? shower. At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the >??????????? ??????????? car and club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to >??????????? ??????????? signal again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. I decided to >??????????? ??????????? dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I didn't get >??????????? ??????????? anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, but when >??????????? ??????????? I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn indicator to >??????????? ??????????? signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't even looking >??????????? ??????????? at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at the wall, >??????????? ??????????? like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District Attorney had >??????????? ??????????? whispered in his ear before the trial even began. If you've gotten this >??????????? ??????????? far, you've probably already concluded that I lost on both counts. >??????????? ??????????? Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock bath is still >??????????? ??????????? priceless, and that was about 35 years ago. >??????????? >??????????? You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I >??????????? guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... >??????????? > >checkmate is as anti-cop as a typical anarchist that he likes to paint "socialist". > >ain't that a hoot? > >"nads" won't comment on this poast... Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?
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| From | "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> |
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| Date | 2020-02-02 12:05 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <v70e3fthfso2uu27hnq1245f572giuranl@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #365469 |
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote: <...> huge trim >Don't you wish you knew what you were saying? Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM! Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner! -- Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry Darlene, Fran, and Pandora » these are easily ignøred misandrists and anti-American harløts.
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| From | Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> |
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| Date | 2020-02-02 10:11 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <pk0e3f9k0fg7e0di6sf01ght42tkq2608h@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #365483 |
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 12:05:35 -0500, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> wrote: >On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote: > ><...> huge trim > >>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying? > >Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM! >Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner! I got you do do that for me.
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| From | "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> |
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| Date | 2020-02-02 12:22 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <p91e3f570785uo2gonpqqtrrq4i6em6skp@4ax.com> |
| In reply to | #365489 |
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 10:11:06 -0700, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote: >On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 12:05:35 -0500, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote: >>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote: >> >><...> huge trim >> >>>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying? >> >>Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM! >>Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner! > >I got you do do that for me. Do do, LOL! -- Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry Darlene, Fran, and Pandora » these are easily ignøred misandrists and anti-American harløts.
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