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Re: Ebay has turned to shit

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First post2016-07-01 17:53 +1000
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  Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-01 17:53 +1000
    Re: Ebay has turned to shit Chicken F*cker DOW #4 <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-01 19:07 +0100
      Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-02 22:08 +1000
        Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-03 06:53 +1000
          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-03 07:05 +0100
            Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-03 21:03 +1000
              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-05 20:57 +0000
                Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-06 04:41 +0100
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-06 22:48 +1000
                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-06 17:53 +0100
                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:33 +1000
                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 15:54 +0100
                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 01:01 +1000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 16:51 +0100
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:00 +0000
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:14 +1000
                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 07:10 +0100
                                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 19:15 +1000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-07 12:18 -0400
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:15 +1000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:59 +0000
                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-07 12:03 -0400
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:22 +0100
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-07 12:44 -0400
                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:55 +0100
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-07 10:29 -0600
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:53 +0100
                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 11:29 -0400
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-06 11:59 -0700
                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-06 15:16 -0400
                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-06 12:19 -0700
                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 19:32 +0000
                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 12:01 -0400
                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:01 +0000
                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 12:42 -0400
                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 19:25 +0000
                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 12:09 -0400
                                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:45 +0000
                                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 13:23 -0400
                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-10 11:56 -0700
                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 22:26 +0000
                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-10 15:37 -0700
                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 05:33 -0400
                                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 20:57 +0000
                                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-12 05:22 -0400
                                              Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-12 22:23 +0000
                                                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-13 13:54 -0400
                                                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-13 21:36 +0000
                                                    Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-14 13:35 -0400
                                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-14 22:38 +0100
                                                      Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-15 00:17 +0000
                                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-15 21:26 +1000
                                                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-15 21:13 +0000
                                                            Re: Ebay has turned to shit "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-15 18:59 -0400
                                                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-16 11:32 +0100
                                                        Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-15 12:57 -0400
                                                          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-15 21:19 +0000
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 19:02 +0000
                Re: Ebay has turned to shit kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 12:02 -0400
                  Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:46 +0000
          Re: Ebay has turned to shit Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-05 20:51 +0000
    Re: Ebay has turned to shit snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-12 11:09 +0100

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#59677

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-10 22:26 +0000
Message-ID<nlui2t$mg6$3@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59668
On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 13:23:25 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 09/07/2016 4:45 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 12:09:16 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>
>>> Don't believe them! Don't trust them! The only odd-numbered Trek to
>>> truly suck was IX.
>>>
>>> *snicker*
>>
>> Aren't you forgetting something? If my surmise is correct, Star Trek I
>> and Star Trek V still cling to Paramount's neck like a pair of Tiberian
>> bats.
> 
> IX was worse that V,

No.

> and I was great,

Are you mad?

> so I guess they'll soon be moving you to the Federation funny farm.
> Yes, poor friend, it seems you're fruity as a nutcake.

You're suffering from a Vulcan mind meld, Doctor.

:)

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#59680

From"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge>
Date2016-07-10 15:37 -0700
Message-ID<MPG.31ec6df8302b29ad98d958@news.altopia.com>
In reply to#59677
In article <nlui2t$mg6$3@dont-email.me>, nad318b404@gmail.invalid 
says...


> 
> On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 13:23:25 -0400, kensi wrote:
> 
> > On 09/07/2016 4:45 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> >> On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 12:09:16 -0400, kensi wrote:
> >>
> >>> Don't believe them! Don't trust them! The only odd-numbered Trek to
> >>> truly suck was IX.
> >>>
> >>> *snicker*
> >>
> >> Aren't you forgetting something? If my surmise is correct, Star Trek I
> >> and Star Trek V still cling to Paramount's neck like a pair of Tiberian
> >> bats.
> > 
> > IX was worse that V,
> 
> No.
> 
> > and I was great,
> 
> Are you mad?
> 
> > so I guess they'll soon be moving you to the Federation funny farm.
> > Yes, poor friend, it seems you're fruity as a nutcake.
> 
> You're suffering from a Vulcan mind meld, Doctor.
> 
> :)

Captain's Log, AD: 3033, Solarus the 18th, 09:07 Hrs.

Tell Scotty I beamed down to Earth to take a shit.  BBS

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

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#59696

Fromkensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-11 05:33 -0400
Message-ID<nlvp4g$12kk$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#59677
On 10/07/2016 6:26 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 13:23:25 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> IX was worse that V,
>
> No.

How can you *say* that? The only thing better about IX was the special 
effects.

>> and I was great,
>
> Are you mad?

I repeat: ST:TMP was great.

>> so I guess they'll soon be moving you to the Federation funny farm.
>> Yes, poor friend, it seems you're fruity as a nutcake.
>
> You're suffering from a Vulcan mind meld, Doctor.
>
> :)

Yes, now that we've got them right where they want us.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59703

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-11 20:57 +0000
Message-ID<nm117n$mg6$41@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59696
On Mon, 11 Jul 2016 05:33:02 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 10/07/2016 6:26 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 13:23:25 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> IX was worse that V,
>>
>> No.
> 
> How can you *say* that? The only thing better about IX was the special
> effects.

The only thing *worse* about IX was the special effects.

>>> and I was great,
>>
>> Are you mad?
> 
> I repeat: ST:TMP was great.

I'll take that as a "yes". :)

>>> so I guess they'll soon be moving you to the Federation funny farm.
>>> Yes, poor friend, it seems you're fruity as a nutcake.
>>
>> You're suffering from a Vulcan mind meld, Doctor.
>>
>> :)
> 
> Yes, now that we've got them right where they want us.

Oh no, she's quoting from it now!

There's only one antidote.

"Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we 
please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction."

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#59717

Fromkensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-12 05:22 -0400
Message-ID<nm2crr$tt5$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#59703
On 11/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Mon, 11 Jul 2016 05:33:02 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> Yes, now that we've got them right where they want us.
>
> Oh no, she's quoting from it now!

*evil snicker*

> There's only one antidote.
>
> "Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we
> please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction."

"He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how it 
scrambled *our* molecules."

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59739

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-12 22:23 +0000
Message-ID<nm3qlf$5er$6@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59717
On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 05:22:01 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 11/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Mon, 11 Jul 2016 05:33:02 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> Yes, now that we've got them right where they want us.
>>
>> Oh no, she's quoting from it now!
> 
> *evil snicker*
> 
>> There's only one antidote.
>>
>> "Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we
>> please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction."
> 
> "He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how it
> scrambled *our* molecules."

Oh yeah? Well double dumbass on you! :)

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#59779

Fromkensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-13 13:54 -0400
Message-ID<nm5v9i$dkv$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#59739
On 12/07/2016 6:23 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 05:22:01 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> On 11/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> On Mon, 11 Jul 2016 05:33:02 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>>> Yes, now that we've got them right where they want us.
>>>
>>> Oh no, she's quoting from it now!
>>
>> *evil snicker*
>>
>>> There's only one antidote.
>>>
>>> "Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as we
>>> please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction."
>>
>> "He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how it
>> scrambled *our* molecules."
>
> Oh yeah? Well double dumbass on you! :)

Spock, you haven't changed a bit. You're just as warm and sociable as ever.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59795

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-13 21:36 +0000
Message-ID<nm6c8h$5er$33@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59779
On Wed, 13 Jul 2016 13:54:56 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 12/07/2016 6:23 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Tue, 12 Jul 2016 05:22:01 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> On 11/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 11 Jul 2016 05:33:02 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>>>> Yes, now that we've got them right where they want us.
>>>>
>>>> Oh no, she's quoting from it now!
>>>
>>> *evil snicker*
>>>
>>>> There's only one antidote.
>>>>
>>>> "Admiral, if we were to assume these whales were ours to do with as
>>>> we please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their
>>>> extinction."
>>>
>>> "He insisted we go first, sir. Said something about first seeing how
>>> it scrambled *our* molecules."
>>
>> Oh yeah? Well double dumbass on you! :)
> 
> Spock, you haven't changed a bit. You're just as warm and sociable as
> ever.

Nor have you, Doctor, as your continued predilection for irrelevancy 
demonstrates.

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#59865

Fromkensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-14 13:35 -0400
Message-ID<nm8ig8$23s$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#59795
On 13/07/2016 5:36 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Wed, 13 Jul 2016 13:54:56 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> On 12/07/2016 6:23 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> Oh yeah? Well double dumbass on you! :)
>>
>> Spock, you haven't changed a bit. You're just as warm and sociable as
>> ever.
>
> Nor have you, Doctor, as your continued predilection for irrelevancy
> demonstrates.

B-b-bb-bbut ... but Nadegda, that's an ST:TMP quote!

"Your child is having a tantrum, Mr. Spock!" <-- could refer to many of 
the k00ks heareabouts right now, murphy in particular though.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59873

Fromsnipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
Date2016-07-14 22:38 +0100
Message-ID<1mqeete.vudmd71ltw762N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>
In reply to#59865
[xpost: +auk]

Ken, Madedna's Hot Squeeze <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> blurted:
 
>
> [pink noise]
>
 
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>
 
EOT
 
-- 
^Ï^.    
 
My pet rock Gordon just is.
 

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#59898

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-15 00:17 +0000
Message-ID<nm9a2f$5er$90@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59865
On Thu, 14 Jul 2016 13:35:01 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 13/07/2016 5:36 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Wed, 13 Jul 2016 13:54:56 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> On 12/07/2016 6:23 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>> Oh yeah? Well double dumbass on you! :)
>>>
>>> Spock, you haven't changed a bit. You're just as warm and sociable as
>>> ever.
>>
>> Nor have you, Doctor, as your continued predilection for irrelevancy
>> demonstrates.
> 
> B-b-bb-bbut ... but Nadegda, that's an ST:TMP quote!

Yes, I know. I just couldn't resist. Of course you probably *planned* 
that by choosing that line that had that pithy comeback, you devil.

<snicker>

> "Your child is having a tantrum, Mr. Spock!" <-- could refer to many of
> the k00ks heareabouts right now, murphy in particular though.

Or maybe my excuse should be this instead:

"Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered 
Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation 
clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!"

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#59955

FromBBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid>
Date2016-07-15 21:26 +1000
Message-ID<BL3iz.3389$Cf6.1865@fx41.iad>
In reply to#59898
Duurbs <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>On Thu, 14 Jul 2016 13:35:01 -0400, kxxxxi wrote:
>
//
>> "Your child xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> xxxxxxxxxxxxx, murphy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>Or maybe my excuse should be this instead:
>
>"Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered 
>Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation 
>clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!"

no... what actually was the case,, what ewe wish to deny Paul .. is --

"Just a moment, Captain ..ouch .!... Checkmate cut my d!ck off in reserve
activation to then stuff same up my ars3 with a MURPHY TWIST.. that
very child I abhore and fear"


/snortles

sciFi is so fskn shallow -- brainwise :-/

-- 
fup set [please maintain froups x-Pstd line unless "fup set" is 0n]

*** Paul Derbyshire enters AFN
  http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=124317053000
[Ray Banana] "How long have you [Seamus] been using Windows".
*** Paul Derbyshire 'leaves' AFN
  http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=131069032500
"The name is Seamus, and I, unlike you, am in fact a 
decorated veteran. I was in 'nam.".

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#60010

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-15 21:13 +0000
Message-ID<nmbjmi$e19$16@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59955
On Fri, 15 Jul 2016 21:26:26 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com 
WINNER - Kook of the Year 2015 wrote:

> Duurbs <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>On Thu, 14 Jul 2016 13:35:01 -0400, kxxxxi wrote:
>>
> //
>>> "Your child xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> xxxxxxxxxxxxx, murphy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Your continued susceptibility to pants-wetting terror at the mere sight 
of kensi's name is noted, kook.

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#60030

From"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake>
Date2016-07-15 18:59 -0400
Message-ID<giqiobdh3756hhrsft31uk6jac7ld0cq7r@4ax.com>
In reply to#60010
On Fri, 15 Jul 2016 21:13:54 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:

>On Fri, 15 Jul 2016 21:26:26 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com 
>WINNER - Kook of the Year 2015 wrote:
>
>> Duurbs <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 14 Jul 2016 13:35:01 -0400, kxxxxi wrote:
>>>
>> //
>>>> "Your child xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>> xxxxxxxxxxxxx, murphy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>Your continued susceptibility to pants-wetting terror at the mere sight 
>of kensi's name is noted, kook.

Since this is Usenet it means that Phlatty cannot *sight* kensi.

You blundered when you typed *sight* when you should have typed
*cite*.

HTH

-- 

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my learned opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the thin-skinned
or the ignorant."

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#60100

FromBill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com>
Date2016-07-16 11:32 +0100
Message-ID<WpUGGeOR1giXFwWy@btinternet.com>
In reply to#59955
In message <BL3iz.3389$Cf6.1865@fx41.iad>, BBB DoW #14 
<r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>Duurbs <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>On Thu, 14 Jul 2016 13:35:01 -0400, kxxxxi wrote:
>>
>//
>>> "Your child xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> xxxxxxxxxxxxx, murphy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>
>>Or maybe my excuse should be this instead:
>>
>>"Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered
>>Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation
>>clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!"
>
>no... what actually was the case,, what ewe wish to deny Paul .. is --
>
>"Just a moment, Captain ..ouch .!... Checkmate cut my d!ck off in reserve
>activation to then stuff same up my ars3 with a MURPHY TWIST.. that
>very child I abhore and fear"
>
>
>/snortles
>
>sciFi is so fskn shallow -- brainwise :-/
>

Oh I dunno.

"New Maps of Hell" and all that.

-- 
Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)

http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

"actually I was told I was getting a DoW# for being a "breath of fresh air." -
Mister Smartypants in AUK.

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

"Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave
"Yads" Yaderley

Janitor's BFF #4
#shitcanjillians

Taking Over USENET 1 newsgroup at a time.

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#59979

Fromkensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-15 12:57 -0400
Message-ID<nmb4ln$1nst$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#59898
On 14/07/2016 8:17 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Jul 2016 13:35:01 -0400, kensi wrote:
>> B-b-bb-bbut ... but Nadegda, that's an ST:TMP quote!
>
> Yes, I know. I just couldn't resist. Of course you probably *planned*
> that by choosing that line that had that pithy comeback, you devil.

*snicker*

> Or maybe my excuse should be this instead:
>
> "Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered
> Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation
> clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!"

ST:TMP *again*?!

*snicker*

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#60014

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-15 21:19 +0000
Message-ID<nmbk1r$e19$18@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59979
On Fri, 15 Jul 2016 12:57:23 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 14/07/2016 8:17 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Thu, 14 Jul 2016 13:35:01 -0400, kensi wrote:
>>> B-b-bb-bbut ... but Nadegda, that's an ST:TMP quote!
>>
>> Yes, I know. I just couldn't resist. Of course you probably *planned*
>> that by choosing that line that had that pithy comeback, you devil.
> 
> *snicker*
> 
>> Or maybe my excuse should be this instead:
>>
>> "Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered
>> Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation
>> clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!"
> 
> ST:TMP *again*?!
> 
> *snicker*

You got me. :)

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#59377

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-06 19:02 +0000
Message-ID<nljkkp$3iv$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59366
On Wed, 06 Jul 2016 11:29:07 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl)
>> PiG@yahoo.com WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
>>
>>> Obviously it has,, for you it is a platform for inventing a new
>>> reality.
>>
>> Oh no. It seems murphy has once again embarked on a campaign to
>> violently destroy every irony meter that comes within a mile of one of
>> his articles.
>>
>> Hey, kensi, got a spare?
> 
> What? You think I'm going to lend you my last one after what keeps
> happening to yours?
> 
> *snicker*

Yeah, you're right. When you're right, you're right. I found another 
supplier anyway. The pesky thing's finding an insurance company willing 
to cover my irony meters. For some *peculiar* reason none seem to want me 
for a client!

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#59588

Fromkensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-09 12:02 -0400
Message-ID<nlr76e$183k$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#59304
On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com
> WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
>
>> You never were going to... only because you haven't an original cert to
>> work with AND yer waaay nEt-Dumb to even attempt building a forgery.
>
> Then you won't mind accepting the following challenge, kook: post a
> perfect header forgery of Sn!pe to either AUK or AFC by sundown Friday
> (Pacific summer time). If you have not done so by then ... well, you can
> guess the consequences.

Fail.

NOMINATION: murphy for Coward of the Month for July, for bragging about 
his Usenet forgery abilities and then chickening out when challenged by 
Nadegda to prove his skills, and for responding to another challenge by 
Nadegda (<nlh70j$sgh$10@dont-email.me>) to produce MIDs proving ongoing 
net-abuse to justify murphy's ongoing vendetta with a textwall of screed 
(<_V_fz.1570$y32.788@fx02.iad>) utterly devoid of MIDs or anything else 
remotely resembling evidence.

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#59613

FromNadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Date2016-07-09 20:46 +0000
Message-ID<nlrnqp$lqb$22@dont-email.me>
In reply to#59588
On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 12:02:22 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 05/07/2016 4:57 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Sun, 03 Jul 2016 21:03:03 +1000, BBB DoW #14 (Pie Gurl)
>> PiG@yahoo.com WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012 wrote:
>>
>>> You never were going to... only because you haven't an original cert
>>> to work with AND yer waaay nEt-Dumb to even attempt building a
>>> forgery.
>>
>> Then you won't mind accepting the following challenge, kook: post a
>> perfect header forgery of Sn!pe to either AUK or AFC by sundown Friday
>> (Pacific summer time). If you have not done so by then ... well, you
>> can guess the consequences.
> 
> Fail.
> 
> NOMINATION: murphy for Coward of the Month for July, for bragging about
> his Usenet forgery abilities and then chickening out when challenged by
> Nadegda to prove his skills, and for responding to another challenge by
> Nadegda (<nlh70j$sgh$10@dont-email.me>) to produce MIDs proving ongoing
> net-abuse to justify murphy's ongoing vendetta with a textwall of screed
> (<_V_fz.1570$y32.788@fx02.iad>) utterly devoid of MIDs or anything else
> remotely resembling evidence.

Seconded. Now let's see if we can "scare" him up some competition among 
the other kooks.

<snicker>

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