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  Ford calls 911 Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2018-10-04 08:12 -0600
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#210862 — Ford calls 911

At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female 
officer answers.

911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency?

Ford: Hello, police? Someone just tried to rape me.

911: Tried to rape you?

Ford: Yes. Tried to rape me.

911:  What?s your name?

Ford: Christine.

911:  What happened?

Ford: Well, the guy was really drunk.

911: OK. He was drunk.

Ford: The guy was really drunk and he tried to take my clothes 
off.

911: Then what happened?

Ford: I tried to scream but he put his hand over my mouth.

911: OK, then what happened?

Ford: He tried to rape me but he did not succeed.

911: So there was no actual rape?

Ford: No, but he tried, believe me. And that?s a crime.

911: Ma?am, at this police station we know the laws of the state 
of Maryland. We know that rape is a crime.

Ford: Good, so . . .

911: Who is this drunk who tried to take off your clothes 
intending to rape you?

Ford:  Uh, I can?t really say.

911: You can?t say or you don?t know?

Ford: Uh, I guess I don?t know who he was. Kinda. Sorry.

911: Ever see him before?

Ford: Uh. Not that I know of.

911: Any witnesses to the attempted rape?

Ford: Yes, there were two drunks in the room.

911: So the attacker had an accomplice?

Ford: Yes. Wait, there might have been three others in the room.

911: Three others? So four in all?

Ford: Yes, there were four. I think I remember that. Or maybe 
just two.

911: Maybe just two. Any names of any of the others?

Ford: Uh, no. I don?t know any of the names. But I know they are 
all from an upscale prep school.

911: Do you recall the name of the school?

Ford: Uh. No I don?t. But as you know there are plenty of 
schools like that in this area.

911: Did the attack take place in a residence?

Ford: Yes, it was a party at a private residence.

911: Had you been to a party like that before?

Ford: Uh, yes I had.

911: What is the address where this party occurred? The 
homeowners may have more information?

Ford: Uh, I can?t say. I don?t know the address. I don?t know 
who owns the place or even where it is.

911: You don?t know the location of the place you were attacked?

Ford: No, I don?t. Sorry.

911: How did you get to the residence? Did a friend perhaps 
drive you?

Ford: Uh. I don?t recall just how I got there. Kinda.

911: Were you drinking at the time?

Ford: Look, I?m not going to talk about that. I mean, I have a 
right to privacy, okay?

911: OK. What time did the attack take place?

Ford: Uh, I don?t know.

911: How did you get home after the attack?

Ford: Uh, I?m not sure about that either.

911: But you are sure this drunk preppie tried to rape you?

Ford: Yes. I?m sure about that. He tried to take off my clothes 
and when I screamed he put his hand over my mouth.

911: Did you maybe grab an article of his clothing?

Ford: No I didn?t.

911: No scratches or wounds of any kind?

Ford: No.

911: Did you tell anybody else? Friends? Parents? Teachers?

Ford: No, I didn?t.

911: OK. Do you want to come in and file a formal police report?

Ford: Uh, no. I don?t want to file a police report.

911: You realize, ma?am, that without a police report it?s 
pretty hard for us to respond in any meaningful way?

Ford: I don?t understand why. I told you the story.

911: Just so you know, if you do file a police report with false 
information you can be charged for that.

Ford: I can?

911: Yes, you can. It?s actually a serious matter because anyone 
accused of a crime is presumed to be innocent.

Ford: But he tried to . . .

911: You might keep that in mind, ma?am. The accuser has to 
prove the person guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. And without 
the address, time of the crime, name and description of the 
attacker, and with no witness or physical evidence, you won?t 
have much of a case.

Ford: But I told you the story.

911: In fact, you won?t have any case at all. You have given us 
essentially nothing. No evidence.

Ford: But I told you what happened.

911: You did, but here?s the thing: a story is not evidence of a 
crime. An accusation is not evidence. Just so you know.

Ford: So I can?t just tell you the story?

911: Not the way you did just now. We need things called ?facts.?

Ford: So you aren?t going to do anything?

911: Based on what you said, ma?am, no police department in the 
United States would touch this case.

Ford: What about the FBI?

911: It?s not a federal jurisdiction. No, they wouldn?t.  If you 
had specifics for us, maybe we could bring in an FBI profiler or 
crime scene specialist, but you don?t know where the crime scene 
is, who attempted the rape, or when it took place. The FBI would 
have nothing to investigate.

Ford: Don?t you care that someone tried to rape me?

911: Yes, I care, and this department has arrested and convicted 
rapists. But in those cases we had something to go on. You have 
given us nothing.

Ford: So can you help me at all?

911: Maybe. You might buy a can of black spray paint, find 
yourself a retaining wall, and write your story there.

Ford: Excuse me, what?

911: You just . . .  sorry, I?ve got another call coming in. 
Good luck with your story, ma?am. Somebody will believe it.

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On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 08:12:17 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
<skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.361fcdae6cd2b7e5989deb@reader.albasani.net>:
 
>At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female officer
>answers.
>
>911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency?
>
>Ford: Hello, police? Someone just tried to rape me.
>
>911: Tried to rape you?
>
>Ford: Yes. Tried to rape me.
>
>911:  What?s your name?
>
>Ford: Christine.
>
>911:  What happened?
>
>Ford: Well, the guy was really drunk.
>
>911: OK. He was drunk.
>
>Ford: The guy was really drunk and he tried to take my clothes off.
>
>911: Then what happened?
>
>Ford: I tried to scream but he put his hand over my mouth.
>
>911: OK, then what happened?
>
>Ford: He tried to rape me but he did not succeed.
>
>911: So there was no actual rape?
>
>Ford: No, but he tried, believe me. And that?s a crime.
>
>911: Ma?am, at this police station we know the laws of the state of
>Maryland. We know that rape is a crime.
>
>Ford: Good, so . . .
>
>911: Who is this drunk who tried to take off your clothes intending to
>rape you?
>
>Ford:  Uh, I can?t really say.
>
>911: You can?t say or you don?t know?
>
>Ford: Uh, I guess I don?t know who he was. Kinda. Sorry.
>
>911: Ever see him before?
>
>Ford: Uh. Not that I know of.
>
>911: Any witnesses to the attempted rape?
>
>Ford: Yes, there were two drunks in the room.
>
>911: So the attacker had an accomplice?
>
>Ford: Yes. Wait, there might have been three others in the room.
>
>911: Three others? So four in all?
>
>Ford: Yes, there were four. I think I remember that. Or maybe just two.
>
>911: Maybe just two. Any names of any of the others?
>
>Ford: Uh, no. I don?t know any of the names. But I know they are all
>from an upscale prep school.
>
>911: Do you recall the name of the school?
>
>Ford: Uh. No I don?t. But as you know there are plenty of schools like
>that in this area.
>
>911: Did the attack take place in a residence?
>
>Ford: Yes, it was a party at a private residence.
>
>911: Had you been to a party like that before?
>
>Ford: Uh, yes I had.
>
>911: What is the address where this party occurred? The homeowners may
>have more information?
>
>Ford: Uh, I can?t say. I don?t know the address. I don?t know who owns
>the place or even where it is.
>
>911: You don?t know the location of the place you were attacked?
>
>Ford: No, I don?t. Sorry.
>
>911: How did you get to the residence? Did a friend perhaps drive you?
>
>Ford: Uh. I don?t recall just how I got there. Kinda.
>
>911: Were you drinking at the time?
>
>Ford: Look, I?m not going to talk about that. I mean, I have a right to 
>privacy, okay?
>
>911: OK. What time did the attack take place?
>
>Ford: Uh, I don?t know.
>
>911: How did you get home after the attack?
>
>Ford: Uh, I?m not sure about that either.
>
>911: But you are sure this drunk preppie tried to rape you?
>
>Ford: Yes. I?m sure about that. He tried to take off my clothes and when
>I screamed he put his hand over my mouth.
>
>911: Did you maybe grab an article of his clothing?
>
>Ford: No I didn?t.
>
>911: No scratches or wounds of any kind?
>
>Ford: No.
>
>911: Did you tell anybody else? Friends? Parents? Teachers?
>
>Ford: No, I didn?t.
>
>911: OK. Do you want to come in and file a formal police report?
>
>Ford: Uh, no. I don?t want to file a police report.
>
>911: You realize, ma?am, that without a police report it?s pretty hard
>for us to respond in any meaningful way?
>
>Ford: I don?t understand why. I told you the story.
>
>911: Just so you know, if you do file a police report with false
>information you can be charged for that.
>
>Ford: I can?
>
>911: Yes, you can. It?s actually a serious matter because anyone accused
>of a crime is presumed to be innocent.
>
>Ford: But he tried to . . .
>
>911: You might keep that in mind, ma?am. The accuser has to prove the
>person guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. And without the address, time 
>of the crime, name and description of the attacker, and with no witness 
>or physical evidence, you won?t have much of a case.
>
>Ford: But I told you the story.
>
>911: In fact, you won?t have any case at all. You have given us
>essentially nothing. No evidence.
>
>Ford: But I told you what happened.
>
>911: You did, but here?s the thing: a story is not evidence of a crime. 
>An accusation is not evidence. Just so you know.
>
>Ford: So I can?t just tell you the story?
>
>911: Not the way you did just now. We need things called ?facts.?
>
>Ford: So you aren?t going to do anything?
>
>911: Based on what you said, ma?am, no police department in the United
>States would touch this case.
>
>Ford: What about the FBI?
>
>911: It?s not a federal jurisdiction. No, they wouldn?t.  If you had
>specifics for us, maybe we could bring in an FBI profiler or crime
>scene specialist, but you don?t know where the crime scene is, who
>attempted the rape, or when it took place. The FBI would have nothing
>to investigate.
>
>Ford: Don?t you care that someone tried to rape me?
>
>911: Yes, I care, and this department has arrested and convicted
>rapists. But in those cases we had something to go on. You have given
>us nothing.
>
>Ford: So can you help me at all?
>
>911: Maybe. You might buy a can of black spray paint, find yourself a
>retaining wall, and write your story there.
>
>Ford: Excuse me, what?
>
>911: You just . . .  sorry, I?ve got another call coming in. Good luck
>with your story, ma?am. Somebody will believe it. 

https://amgreatness.com/2018/09/24/christine-blasey-ford-calls-911/

<yawn> yet another fake conservative "news" site.  don't you ever get tired of being spoon fed what you want to hear, instead of the cold hard facts?

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#210897 — Re: ? Snowflake ?? Snowflake ?? Snowflake ??

In article <95ednf4ZJ5y1tyvGnZ2dnUU7-UHNnZ2d@giganews.com>, root@
127.0.0.1 says...
> 
> On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 08:12:17 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
> News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
> <skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <MPG.361fcdae6cd2b7e5989deb@reader.albasani.net>:
>  
> >At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female officer
> >answers.
> >
> >911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency?
> >
> >Ford: Hello, police? Someone just tried to rape me.
> >
> >911: Tried to rape you?
> >
> >Ford: Yes. Tried to rape me.
> >
> >911:  What?s your name?
> >
> >Ford: Christine.
> >
> >911:  What happened?
> >
> >Ford: Well, the guy was really drunk.
> >
> >911: OK. He was drunk.
> >
> >Ford: The guy was really drunk and he tried to take my clothes off.
> >
> >911: Then what happened?
> >
> >Ford: I tried to scream but he put his hand over my mouth.
> >
> >911: OK, then what happened?
> >
> >Ford: He tried to rape me but he did not succeed.
> >
> >911: So there was no actual rape?
> >
> >Ford: No, but he tried, believe me. And that?s a crime.
> >
> >911: Ma?am, at this police station we know the laws of the state of
> >Maryland. We know that rape is a crime.
> >
> >Ford: Good, so . . .
> >
> >911: Who is this drunk who tried to take off your clothes intending to
> >rape you?
> >
> >Ford:  Uh, I can?t really say.
> >
> >911: You can?t say or you don?t know?
> >
> >Ford: Uh, I guess I don?t know who he was. Kinda. Sorry.
> >
> >911: Ever see him before?
> >
> >Ford: Uh. Not that I know of.
> >
> >911: Any witnesses to the attempted rape?
> >
> >Ford: Yes, there were two drunks in the room.
> >
> >911: So the attacker had an accomplice?
> >
> >Ford: Yes. Wait, there might have been three others in the room.
> >
> >911: Three others? So four in all?
> >
> >Ford: Yes, there were four. I think I remember that. Or maybe just two.
> >
> >911: Maybe just two. Any names of any of the others?
> >
> >Ford: Uh, no. I don?t know any of the names. But I know they are all
> >from an upscale prep school.
> >
> >911: Do you recall the name of the school?
> >
> >Ford: Uh. No I don?t. But as you know there are plenty of schools like
> >that in this area.
> >
> >911: Did the attack take place in a residence?
> >
> >Ford: Yes, it was a party at a private residence.
> >
> >911: Had you been to a party like that before?
> >
> >Ford: Uh, yes I had.
> >
> >911: What is the address where this party occurred? The homeowners may
> >have more information?
> >
> >Ford: Uh, I can?t say. I don?t know the address. I don?t know who owns
> >the place or even where it is.
> >
> >911: You don?t know the location of the place you were attacked?
> >
> >Ford: No, I don?t. Sorry.
> >
> >911: How did you get to the residence? Did a friend perhaps drive you?
> >
> >Ford: Uh. I don?t recall just how I got there. Kinda.
> >
> >911: Were you drinking at the time?
> >
> >Ford: Look, I?m not going to talk about that. I mean, I have a right to 
> >privacy, okay?
> >
> >911: OK. What time did the attack take place?
> >
> >Ford: Uh, I don?t know.
> >
> >911: How did you get home after the attack?
> >
> >Ford: Uh, I?m not sure about that either.
> >
> >911: But you are sure this drunk preppie tried to rape you?
> >
> >Ford: Yes. I?m sure about that. He tried to take off my clothes and when
> >I screamed he put his hand over my mouth.
> >
> >911: Did you maybe grab an article of his clothing?
> >
> >Ford: No I didn?t.
> >
> >911: No scratches or wounds of any kind?
> >
> >Ford: No.
> >
> >911: Did you tell anybody else? Friends? Parents? Teachers?
> >
> >Ford: No, I didn?t.
> >
> >911: OK. Do you want to come in and file a formal police report?
> >
> >Ford: Uh, no. I don?t want to file a police report.
> >
> >911: You realize, ma?am, that without a police report it?s pretty hard
> >for us to respond in any meaningful way?
> >
> >Ford: I don?t understand why. I told you the story.
> >
> >911: Just so you know, if you do file a police report with false
> >information you can be charged for that.
> >
> >Ford: I can?
> >
> >911: Yes, you can. It?s actually a serious matter because anyone accused
> >of a crime is presumed to be innocent.
> >
> >Ford: But he tried to . . .
> >
> >911: You might keep that in mind, ma?am. The accuser has to prove the
> >person guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. And without the address, time 
> >of the crime, name and description of the attacker, and with no witness 
> >or physical evidence, you won?t have much of a case.
> >
> >Ford: But I told you the story.
> >
> >911: In fact, you won?t have any case at all. You have given us
> >essentially nothing. No evidence.
> >
> >Ford: But I told you what happened.
> >
> >911: You did, but here?s the thing: a story is not evidence of a crime. 
> >An accusation is not evidence. Just so you know.
> >
> >Ford: So I can?t just tell you the story?
> >
> >911: Not the way you did just now. We need things called ?facts.?
> >
> >Ford: So you aren?t going to do anything?
> >
> >911: Based on what you said, ma?am, no police department in the United
> >States would touch this case.
> >
> >Ford: What about the FBI?
> >
> >911: It?s not a federal jurisdiction. No, they wouldn?t.  If you had
> >specifics for us, maybe we could bring in an FBI profiler or crime
> >scene specialist, but you don?t know where the crime scene is, who
> >attempted the rape, or when it took place. The FBI would have nothing
> >to investigate.
> >
> >Ford: Don?t you care that someone tried to rape me?
> >
> >911: Yes, I care, and this department has arrested and convicted
> >rapists. But in those cases we had something to go on. You have given
> >us nothing.
> >
> >Ford: So can you help me at all?
> >
> >911: Maybe. You might buy a can of black spray paint, find yourself a
> >retaining wall, and write your story there.
> >
> >Ford: Excuse me, what?
> >
> >911: You just . . .  sorry, I?ve got another call coming in. Good luck
> >with your story, ma?am. Somebody will believe it. 
> 
> https://amgreatness.com/2018/09/24/christine-blasey-ford-calls-911/
> 
> <yawn> yet another fake conservative "news" site.  don't you ever get tired of being spoon fed what you want to hear, instead of the cold hard facts?

And you take everything serious, you are so easy to hook.

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#210910 — Re: ❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄ ? Snowflake ?? Snowflake ?? Snowflake ?? ❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄

On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 11:37:51 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
<skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.361ffdde747ddd0d989df9@reader.albasani.net>:
 
>In article <95ednf4ZJ5y1tyvGnZ2dnUU7-UHNnZ2d@giganews.com>, root@
>127.0.0.1 says...
>>On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 08:12:17 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
>>News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
>><skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>><MPG.361fcdae6cd2b7e5989deb@reader.albasani.net>: 
>>>At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female officer
>>>answers. 911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency? Ford: Hello, police? 
>>>Someone just tried to rape me. 911: Tried to rape you? Ford: Yes. Tried 
>>>to rape me. 911:  What?s your name? Ford: Christine. 911:  What
>>>happened? Ford: Well, the guy was really drunk. 911: OK. He was drunk. 
>>>Ford: The guy was really drunk and he tried to take my clothes off. 911:
>>>Then what happened? Ford: I tried to scream but he put his hand over my
>>>mouth. 911: OK, then what happened? Ford: He tried to rape me but he
>>>did not succeed. 911: So there was no actual rape? Ford: No, but he
>>>tried, believe me. And that?s a crime. 911: Ma?am, at this police
>>>station we know the laws of the state of Maryland. We know that rape is
>>>a crime. Ford: Good, so . . . 911: Who is this drunk who tried to take 
>>>off your clothes intending to rape you? Ford:  Uh, I can?t really say.
>>>911: You can?t say or you don?t know? Ford: Uh, I guess I don?t know
>>>who he was. Kinda. Sorry. 911: Ever see him before? Ford: Uh. Not that 
>>>I know of. 911: Any witnesses to the attempted rape? Ford: Yes, there
>>>were two drunks in the room. 911: So the attacker had an accomplice?
>>>Ford: Yes. Wait, there might have been three others in the room. 911:
>>>Three others? So four in all? Ford: Yes, there were four. I think I
>>>remember that. Or maybe just two. 911: Maybe just two. Any names of any
>>>of the others? Ford: Uh, no. I don?t know any of the names. But I know 
>>>they are all from an upscale prep school. 911: Do you recall the name of
>>>the school? Ford: Uh. No I don?t. But as you know there are plenty of
>>>schools like that in this area. 911: Did the attack take place in a
>>>residence? Ford: Yes, it was a party at a private residence. 911: Had
>>>you been to a party like that before? Ford: Uh, yes I had. 911: What is
>>>the address where this party occurred? The homeowners may have more
>>>information? Ford: Uh, I can?t say. I don?t know the address. I don?t
>>>know who owns the place or even where it is. 911: You don?t know the
>>>location of the place you were attacked? Ford: No, I don?t. Sorry. 911:
>>>How did you get to the residence? Did a friend perhaps drive you? Ford:
>>>Uh. I don?t recall just how I got there. Kinda. 911: Were you drinking 
>>>at the time? Ford: Look, I?m not going to talk about that. I mean, I
>>>have a right to privacy, okay? 911: OK. What time did the attack take
>>>place? Ford: Uh, I don?t know. 911: How did you get home after the
>>>attack? Ford: Uh, I?m not sure about that either. 911: But you are sure
>>>this drunk preppie tried to rape you? Ford: Yes. I?m sure about that.
>>>He tried to take off my clothes and when I screamed he put his hand
>>>over my mouth. 911: Did you maybe grab an article of his clothing?
>>>Ford: No I didn?t. 911: No scratches or wounds of any kind? Ford: No.
>>>911: Did you tell anybody else? Friends? Parents? Teachers? Ford: No, I
>>>didn?t. 911: OK. Do you want to come in and file a formal police
>>>report? Ford: Uh, no. I don?t want to file a police report. 911: You
>>>realize, ma?am, that without a police report it?s pretty hard for us to
>>>respond in any meaningful way? Ford: I don?t understand why. I told you
>>>the story. 911: Just so you know, if you do file a police report with
>>>false information you can be charged for that. Ford: I can? 911: Yes,
>>>you can. It?s actually a serious matter because anyone accused of a
>>>crime is presumed to be innocent. Ford: But he tried to . . . 911: You 
>>>might keep that in mind, ma?am. The accuser has to prove the person
>>>guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. And without the address, time of the 
>>>crime, name and description of the attacker, and with no witness or
>>>physical evidence, you won?t have much of a case. Ford: But I told you 
>>>the story. 911: In fact, you won?t have any case at all. You have given 
>>>us essentially nothing. No evidence. Ford: But I told you what happened.
>>>911: You did, but here?s the thing: a story is not evidence of a crime.
>>>An accusation is not evidence. Just so you know. Ford: So I can?t just 
>>>tell you the story? 911: Not the way you did just now. We need things
>>>called ?facts.? Ford: So you aren?t going to do anything? 911: Based on
>>>what you said, ma?am, no police department in the United States would
>>>touch this case. Ford: What about the FBI? 911: It?s not a federal
>>>jurisdiction. No, they wouldn?t.  If you had specifics for us, maybe we
>>>could bring in an FBI profiler or crime scene specialist, but you don?t
>>>know where the crime scene is, who attempted the rape, or when it took 
>>>place. The FBI would have nothing to investigate. Ford: Don?t you care
>>>that someone tried to rape me? 911: Yes, I care, and this department
>>>has arrested and convicted rapists. But in those cases we had something
>>>to go on. You have given us nothing. Ford: So can you help me at all?
>>>911: Maybe. You might buy a can of black spray paint, find yourself a
>>>retaining wall, and write your story there. Ford: Excuse me, what? 911:
>>>You just . . .  sorry, I?ve got another call coming in. Good luck with 
>>>your story, ma?am. Somebody will believe it. 
>>https://amgreatness.com/2018/09/24/christine-blasey-ford-calls-911/
>><yawn> yet another fake conservative "news" site.  don't you ever get
>>tired of being spoon fed what you want to hear, instead of the cold
>>hard facts?
>
>And you take everything serious, you are so easy to hook.

and you're a fucking moron who SERIOUSLY thinks you're accomplishing something by waving nazi flags and saying you're going to run people down for protesting.

here's what most sane people think about scum like you:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-white-nationalist-troll-ricky-vaughn_us_5ac53167e4b09ef3b2432627

-- 
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this 
seems to be the new norm in the world.  It's spreading like a cancer, 
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil.  We need to put an 
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell 
everywhere.  We need to get these people out of every civilized 
country, and there's only one way to do it.  IOW, we have to become 
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate) 

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working.  We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too.  One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode 

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfefd18c9a698f0a8@news.altopia.com>

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016 

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#210913 — Re: ? Snowflake ?? Snowflake ?? Snow

In article <mqqdnV4jP-1rzyvGnZ2dnUU7-QXNnZ2d@giganews.com>, root@
127.0.0.1 says...
> 
> On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 11:37:51 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
> News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
> <skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <MPG.361ffdde747ddd0d989df9@reader.albasani.net>:
>  
> >In article <95ednf4ZJ5y1tyvGnZ2dnUU7-UHNnZ2d@giganews.com>, root@
> >127.0.0.1 says...
> >>On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 08:12:17 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
> >>News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
> >><skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
> >>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >><MPG.361fcdae6cd2b7e5989deb@reader.albasani.net>: 
> >>>At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female officer
> >>>answers. 911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency? Ford: Hello, police? 
> >>>Someone just tried to rape me. 911: Tried to rape you? Ford: Yes. Tried 
> >>>to rape me. 911:  What?s your name? Ford: Christine. 911:  What
> >>>happened? Ford: Well, the guy was really drunk. 911: OK. He was drunk. 
> >>>Ford: The guy was really drunk and he tried to take my clothes off. 911:
> >>>Then what happened? Ford: I tried to scream but he put his hand over my
> >>>mouth. 911: OK, then what happened? Ford: He tried to rape me but he
> >>>did not succeed. 911: So there was no actual rape? Ford: No, but he
> >>>tried, believe me. And that?s a crime. 911: Ma?am, at this police
> >>>station we know the laws of the state of Maryland. We know that rape is
> >>>a crime. Ford: Good, so . . . 911: Who is this drunk who tried to take 
> >>>off your clothes intending to rape you? Ford:  Uh, I can?t really say.
> >>>911: You can?t say or you don?t know? Ford: Uh, I guess I don?t know
> >>>who he was. Kinda. Sorry. 911: Ever see him before? Ford: Uh. Not that 
> >>>I know of. 911: Any witnesses to the attempted rape? Ford: Yes, there
> >>>were two drunks in the room. 911: So the attacker had an accomplice?
> >>>Ford: Yes. Wait, there might have been three others in the room. 911:
> >>>Three others? So four in all? Ford: Yes, there were four. I think I
> >>>remember that. Or maybe just two. 911: Maybe just two. Any names of any
> >>>of the others? Ford: Uh, no. I don?t know any of the names. But I know 
> >>>they are all from an upscale prep school. 911: Do you recall the name of
> >>>the school? Ford: Uh. No I don?t. But as you know there are plenty of
> >>>schools like that in this area. 911: Did the attack take place in a
> >>>residence? Ford: Yes, it was a party at a private residence. 911: Had
> >>>you been to a party like that before? Ford: Uh, yes I had. 911: What is
> >>>the address where this party occurred? The homeowners may have more
> >>>information? Ford: Uh, I can?t say. I don?t know the address. I don?t
> >>>know who owns the place or even where it is. 911: You don?t know the
> >>>location of the place you were attacked? Ford: No, I don?t. Sorry. 911:
> >>>How did you get to the residence? Did a friend perhaps drive you? Ford:
> >>>Uh. I don?t recall just how I got there. Kinda. 911: Were you drinking 
> >>>at the time? Ford: Look, I?m not going to talk about that. I mean, I
> >>>have a right to privacy, okay? 911: OK. What time did the attack take
> >>>place? Ford: Uh, I don?t know. 911: How did you get home after the
> >>>attack? Ford: Uh, I?m not sure about that either. 911: But you are sure
> >>>this drunk preppie tried to rape you? Ford: Yes. I?m sure about that.
> >>>He tried to take off my clothes and when I screamed he put his hand
> >>>over my mouth. 911: Did you maybe grab an article of his clothing?
> >>>Ford: No I didn?t. 911: No scratches or wounds of any kind? Ford: No.
> >>>911: Did you tell anybody else? Friends? Parents? Teachers? Ford: No, I
> >>>didn?t. 911: OK. Do you want to come in and file a formal police
> >>>report? Ford: Uh, no. I don?t want to file a police report. 911: You
> >>>realize, ma?am, that without a police report it?s pretty hard for us to
> >>>respond in any meaningful way? Ford: I don?t understand why. I told you
> >>>the story. 911: Just so you know, if you do file a police report with
> >>>false information you can be charged for that. Ford: I can? 911: Yes,
> >>>you can. It?s actually a serious matter because anyone accused of a
> >>>crime is presumed to be innocent. Ford: But he tried to . . . 911: You 
> >>>might keep that in mind, ma?am. The accuser has to prove the person
> >>>guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. And without the address, time of the 
> >>>crime, name and description of the attacker, and with no witness or
> >>>physical evidence, you won?t have much of a case. Ford: But I told you 
> >>>the story. 911: In fact, you won?t have any case at all. You have given 
> >>>us essentially nothing. No evidence. Ford: But I told you what happened.
> >>>911: You did, but here?s the thing: a story is not evidence of a crime.
> >>>An accusation is not evidence. Just so you know. Ford: So I can?t just 
> >>>tell you the story? 911: Not the way you did just now. We need things
> >>>called ?facts.? Ford: So you aren?t going to do anything? 911: Based on
> >>>what you said, ma?am, no police department in the United States would
> >>>touch this case. Ford: What about the FBI? 911: It?s not a federal
> >>>jurisdiction. No, they wouldn?t.  If you had specifics for us, maybe we
> >>>could bring in an FBI profiler or crime scene specialist, but you don?t
> >>>know where the crime scene is, who attempted the rape, or when it took 
> >>>place. The FBI would have nothing to investigate. Ford: Don?t you care
> >>>that someone tried to rape me? 911: Yes, I care, and this department
> >>>has arrested and convicted rapists. But in those cases we had something
> >>>to go on. You have given us nothing. Ford: So can you help me at all?
> >>>911: Maybe. You might buy a can of black spray paint, find yourself a
> >>>retaining wall, and write your story there. Ford: Excuse me, what? 911:
> >>>You just . . .  sorry, I?ve got another call coming in. Good luck with 
> >>>your story, ma?am. Somebody will believe it. 
> >>https://amgreatness.com/2018/09/24/christine-blasey-ford-calls-911/
> >><yawn> yet another fake conservative "news" site.  don't you ever get
> >>tired of being spoon fed what you want to hear, instead of the cold
> >>hard facts?
> >
> >And you take everything serious, you are so easy to hook.
> 
> and you're a fucking moron who SERIOUSLY thinks you're accomplishing something by waving nazi flags and saying you're going to run people down for protesting.
> 
Proof I fly Nazi flags? Didn't think so. But thanks for spinning it 
around.

> here's what most sane people think about scum like you:
> 
> https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-white-nationalist-troll-ricky-vaughn_us_5ac53167e4b09ef3b2432627

I stopped right after Huffpost.


<jus trollen guv here>

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#211001 — Re: ❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄ ? Snowflake ?? Snowflake ?? Snow ❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄❄ Snowflake ❄

On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 11:53:31 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
<skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.3620018466bcd0cc989e06@reader.albasani.net>:
 
>In article <mqqdnV4jP-1rzyvGnZ2dnUU7-QXNnZ2d@giganews.com>, root@
>127.0.0.1 says...
>>On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 11:37:51 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
>>News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
>><skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>><MPG.361ffdde747ddd0d989df9@reader.albasani.net>: 
>>>In article <95ednf4ZJ5y1tyvGnZ2dnUU7-UHNnZ2d@giganews.com>, root@
>>>127.0.0.1 says...
>>>>On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 08:12:17 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; "Skeeter Skeeter Fake 
>>>>News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
>>>><skeet@invalid.invalid>"" determined that the following was of great
>>>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>><MPG.361fcdae6cd2b7e5989deb@reader.albasani.net>: 
>>>>>At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female officer
>>>>>answers. 911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency? Ford: Hello, police? 
>>>>>Someone just tried to rape me. 911: Tried to rape you? Ford: Yes. Tried 
>>>>>to rape me. 911:  What?s your name? Ford: Christine. 911:  What
>>>>>happened? Ford: Well, the guy was really drunk. 911: OK. He was drunk. 
>>>>>Ford: The guy was really drunk and he tried to take my clothes off. 911:
>>>>>Then what happened? Ford: I tried to scream but he put his hand over my
>>>>>mouth. 911: OK, then what happened? Ford: He tried to rape me but he
>>>>>did not succeed. 911: So there was no actual rape? Ford: No, but he
>>>>>tried, believe me. And that?s a crime. 911: Ma?am, at this police
>>>>>station we know the laws of the state of Maryland. We know that rape is
>>>>>a crime. Ford: Good, so . . . 911: Who is this drunk who tried to take 
>>>>>off your clothes intending to rape you? Ford:  Uh, I can?t really say.
>>>>>911: You can?t say or you don?t know? Ford: Uh, I guess I don?t know
>>>>>who he was. Kinda. Sorry. 911: Ever see him before? Ford: Uh. Not that 
>>>>>I know of. 911: Any witnesses to the attempted rape? Ford: Yes, there
>>>>>were two drunks in the room. 911: So the attacker had an accomplice?
>>>>>Ford: Yes. Wait, there might have been three others in the room. 911:
>>>>>Three others? So four in all? Ford: Yes, there were four. I think I
>>>>>remember that. Or maybe just two. 911: Maybe just two. Any names of any
>>>>>of the others? Ford: Uh, no. I don?t know any of the names. But I know 
>>>>>they are all from an upscale prep school. 911: Do you recall the name of
>>>>>the school? Ford: Uh. No I don?t. But as you know there are plenty of
>>>>>schools like that in this area. 911: Did the attack take place in a
>>>>>residence? Ford: Yes, it was a party at a private residence. 911: Had
>>>>>you been to a party like that before? Ford: Uh, yes I had. 911: What is
>>>>>the address where this party occurred? The homeowners may have more
>>>>>information? Ford: Uh, I can?t say. I don?t know the address. I don?t
>>>>>know who owns the place or even where it is. 911: You don?t know the
>>>>>location of the place you were attacked? Ford: No, I don?t. Sorry. 911:
>>>>>How did you get to the residence? Did a friend perhaps drive you? Ford:
>>>>>Uh. I don?t recall just how I got there. Kinda. 911: Were you drinking 
>>>>>at the time? Ford: Look, I?m not going to talk about that. I mean, I
>>>>>have a right to privacy, okay? 911: OK. What time did the attack take
>>>>>place? Ford: Uh, I don?t know. 911: How did you get home after the
>>>>>attack? Ford: Uh, I?m not sure about that either. 911: But you are sure
>>>>>this drunk preppie tried to rape you? Ford: Yes. I?m sure about that.
>>>>>He tried to take off my clothes and when I screamed he put his hand
>>>>>over my mouth. 911: Did you maybe grab an article of his clothing?
>>>>>Ford: No I didn?t. 911: No scratches or wounds of any kind? Ford: No.
>>>>>911: Did you tell anybody else? Friends? Parents? Teachers? Ford: No, I
>>>>>didn?t. 911: OK. Do you want to come in and file a formal police
>>>>>report? Ford: Uh, no. I don?t want to file a police report. 911: You
>>>>>realize, ma?am, that without a police report it?s pretty hard for us to
>>>>>respond in any meaningful way? Ford: I don?t understand why. I told you
>>>>>the story. 911: Just so you know, if you do file a police report with
>>>>>false information you can be charged for that. Ford: I can? 911: Yes,
>>>>>you can. It?s actually a serious matter because anyone accused of a
>>>>>crime is presumed to be innocent. Ford: But he tried to . . . 911: You 
>>>>>might keep that in mind, ma?am. The accuser has to prove the person
>>>>>guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. And without the address, time of the 
>>>>>crime, name and description of the attacker, and with no witness or
>>>>>physical evidence, you won?t have much of a case. Ford: But I told you 
>>>>>the story. 911: In fact, you won?t have any case at all. You have given 
>>>>>us essentially nothing. No evidence. Ford: But I told you what happened.
>>>>>911: You did, but here?s the thing: a story is not evidence of a crime.
>>>>>An accusation is not evidence. Just so you know. Ford: So I can?t just 
>>>>>tell you the story? 911: Not the way you did just now. We need things
>>>>>called ?facts.? Ford: So you aren?t going to do anything? 911: Based on
>>>>>what you said, ma?am, no police department in the United States would
>>>>>touch this case. Ford: What about the FBI? 911: It?s not a federal
>>>>>jurisdiction. No, they wouldn?t.  If you had specifics for us, maybe we
>>>>>could bring in an FBI profiler or crime scene specialist, but you don?t
>>>>>know where the crime scene is, who attempted the rape, or when it took 
>>>>>place. The FBI would have nothing to investigate. Ford: Don?t you care
>>>>>that someone tried to rape me? 911: Yes, I care, and this department
>>>>>has arrested and convicted rapists. But in those cases we had something
>>>>>to go on. You have given us nothing. Ford: So can you help me at all?
>>>>>911: Maybe. You might buy a can of black spray paint, find yourself a
>>>>>retaining wall, and write your story there. Ford: Excuse me, what? 911:
>>>>>You just . . .  sorry, I?ve got another call coming in. Good luck with 
>>>>>your story, ma?am. Somebody will believe it. 
>>>>https://amgreatness.com/2018/09/24/christine-blasey-ford-calls-911/
>>>><yawn> yet another fake conservative "news" site.  don't you ever get
>>>>tired of being spoon fed what you want to hear, instead of the cold
>>>>hard facts?
>>>And you take everything serious, you are so easy to hook.
>>and you're a fucking moron who SERIOUSLY thinks you're accomplishing
>>something by waving nazi flags and saying you're going to run people
>>down for protesting. 
>Proof I fly Nazi flags? Didn't think so. But thanks for spinning it
>around.
>
>>here's what most sane people think about scum like you:
>>https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-white-nationalist-troll-rick
>>y-vaughn_us_5ac53167e4b09ef3b2432627
>
>I stopped right after Huffpost.
>
><jus trollen guv here>

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and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil.  We need to put an 
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell 
everywhere.  We need to get these people out of every civilized 
country, and there's only one way to do it.  IOW, we have to become 
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate) 

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working.  We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too.  One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode 

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
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