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  The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-17 09:55 -0800
    Re: The Story of God. Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2016-01-17 12:32 -0600
      Re: The Story of God. Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-01-17 12:59 -0600
    Re: The Story of God. Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-01-17 12:32 -0600
      Re: The Story of God. Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2016-01-17 12:32 -0700
      Re: The Story of God. hypatiab7 <hypatiab7@comcast.net> - 2016-01-17 21:48 -0800
    Re: The Story of God. "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> - 2016-01-17 11:31 -0800
      Re: The Story of God. John Locke <johnnydemon666@demonmail.com> - 2016-01-17 15:55 -0800
        Re: The Story of God. "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> - 2016-01-17 20:31 -0800
          Re: The Story of God. "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> - 2016-01-17 20:46 -0800
            Re: The Story of God. John Locke <johnnydemon666@demonmail.com> - 2016-01-18 08:29 -0800
              Re: The Story of God. "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> - 2016-01-18 11:18 -0800
    Re: The Story of God. Marvin Sebourn <osugeography@aol.com> - 2016-01-17 12:45 -0800
    Re: The Story of God. Humans are Created Equal "Billy_Ray~0~Ferrell-USA-VP_2016" <BillyRayferrell@108.195.218.169> - 2016-01-17 19:59 -0600
    Re: The Story of God. "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> - 2016-01-17 23:17 -0800
    Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-18 01:46 -0800
      Re: The Story of God. "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> - 2016-01-18 07:45 -0800
      Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-18 10:01 -0800
        Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-18 10:17 -0800
          Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-21 01:18 -0800
            Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-21 12:55 -0800
              Re: The Story of God. Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-01-22 03:28 +0000
                Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-21 22:55 -0800
                  Re: The Story of God. Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-01-23 00:06 +0000
              Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-21 23:09 -0800
                Re: The Story of God. Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-01-23 00:11 +0000
                Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-23 14:03 -0800
                  Re: The Story of God. The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-01-23 14:08 -0800

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#2045797 — The Story of God.

The Story of God.

No one seems 
to have written
a Story of God.

About the days
before leading
to the creation
of the Heavens
and the Earth.

About what lead
Him to create
a universe.

About, Why
he did it.

You know...
a story about Why
God felt it was necessary
to make an earth...and
everything in it.

Maybe....it's
up to me to
write that story.

A story about
God for all 
your children to
grow up reading.


by...
The Starmaker

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#2045810

   A single god or any gods are an invention of man.


-- 

sci.physics is an unmoderated newsgroup dedicated
to the discussion of physics, news from the physics
community, and physics-related social issues.

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#2045828

On 1/17/2016 12:32 PM, Sam Wormley wrote:
>
>
>    A single god or any gods are an invention of man.
>
>

your opinion.

your statement is like "an egg is an invention by a chicken".




You may worship me now, your Wormness.

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#2045811

On 1/17/2016 11:55 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Story of God.
>
> No one seems
> to have written
> a Story of God.
>
> About the days
> before leading
> to the creation
> of the Heavens
> and the Earth.
>
> About what lead
> Him to create
> a universe.
>
> About, Why
> he did it.
>
> You know...
> a story about Why
> God felt it was necessary
> to make an earth...and
> everything in it.
>
> Maybe....it's
> up to me to
> write that story.
>
> A story about
> God for all
> your children to
> grow up reading.
>
>
> by...
> The Starmaker
>

I will let you write a story about me, your God.
You may worship me now.
Inshallah

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#2045861

Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> wrote in news:n7gmpq$2rg$1
@gioia.aioe.org:

> Newsgroups: alt.atheism,sci.physics,rec.arts.sf.written

Retards, one and all. (But then, we knew that when you replied to the 
StarTard.)

-- 
Terry Austin

"Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."
    -- David Bilek

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

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#2046103

On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 1:33:38 PM UTC-5, Sergio wrote:
> On 1/17/2016 11:55 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > The Story of God.
> >
> > No one seems
> > to have written
> > a Story of God.
> >
> > About the days
> > before leading
> > to the creation
> > of the Heavens
> > and the Earth.
> >
> > About what lead
> > Him to create
> > a universe.
> >
> > About, Why
> > he did it.
> >
> > You know...
> > a story about Why
> > God felt it was necessary
> > to make an earth...and
> > everything in it.
> >
> > Maybe....it's
> > up to me to
> > write that story.
> >
> > A story about
> > God for all
> > your children to
> > grow up reading.
> >
> >
> > by...
> > The Starmaker
> >
> 
> I will let you write a story about me, your God.
> You may worship me now.
> Inshallah


Another JTEM? Wasn't one pitiful enough?

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#2045842

On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 12:55:21 PM UTC-5, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Story of God.
> 
> No one seems 
> to have written
> a Story of God.
> 
> About the days
> before leading
> to the creation
> of the Heavens
> and the Earth.
> 
> About what lead
> Him to create
> a universe.
> 
> About, Why
> he did it.
> 
> You know...
> a story about Why
> God felt it was necessary
> to make an earth...and
> everything in it.
> 
> Maybe....it's
> up to me to
> write that story.
> 
> A story about
> God for all 
> your children to
> grow up reading.
> 
> 
> by...
> The Starmaker

God sat in an empty universe for an eternity before deciding he needed some entertainment. He made the light so it was pitch black before. He created Satan and a couple of idiots who couldn't tell right from wrong.

Ultimately he committed suicide because he saw his own failure.

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#2046002

On Sun, 17 Jan 2016 11:31:16 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 12:55:21 PM UTC-5, The Starmaker wrote:
>> The Story of God.
>> 
>> No one seems 
>> to have written
>> a Story of God.
>> 
>> About the days
>> before leading
>> to the creation
>> of the Heavens
>> and the Earth.
>> 
>> About what lead
>> Him to create
>> a universe.
>> 
>> About, Why
>> he did it.
>> 
>> You know...
>> a story about Why
>> God felt it was necessary
>> to make an earth...and
>> everything in it.
>> 
>> Maybe....it's
>> up to me to
>> write that story.
>> 
>> A story about
>> God for all 
>> your children to
>> grow up reading.
>> 
>> 
>> by...
>> The Starmaker
>
>God sat in an empty universe for an eternity before deciding he needed some entertainment. 
>He made the light so it was pitch black before. He created Satan and a couple of idiots who 
>couldn't tell right from wrong.
>
>Ultimately he committed suicide because he saw his own failure.
>
...he should have waited until the creationists showed up. There's a
lot of amusing entertainment to be had. 

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#2046086

On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 6:55:07 PM UTC-5, John Locke wrote:
> On Sun, 17 Jan 2016 11:31:16 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
> Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> >On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 12:55:21 PM UTC-5, The Starmaker wrote:
> >> The Story of God.
> >> 
> >> No one seems 
> >> to have written
> >> a Story of God.
> >> 
> >> About the days
> >> before leading
> >> to the creation
> >> of the Heavens
> >> and the Earth.
> >> 
> >> About what lead
> >> Him to create
> >> a universe.
> >> 
> >> About, Why
> >> he did it.
> >> 
> >> You know...
> >> a story about Why
> >> God felt it was necessary
> >> to make an earth...and
> >> everything in it.
> >> 
> >> Maybe....it's
> >> up to me to
> >> write that story.
> >> 
> >> A story about
> >> God for all 
> >> your children to
> >> grow up reading.
> >> 
> >> 
> >> by...
> >> The Starmaker
> >
> >God sat in an empty universe for an eternity before deciding he needed some entertainment. 
> >He made the light so it was pitch black before. He created Satan and a couple of idiots who 
> >couldn't tell right from wrong.
> >
> >Ultimately he committed suicide because he saw his own failure.
> >
> ...he should have waited until the creationists showed up. There's a
> lot of amusing entertainment to be had.

It would be amusing seeing them put down the other sects and religions.

God said not to have false gods before him and everybody does what they want. There are some 100,000 gods...

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#2046091

On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 4:26:46 PM UTC-5, Your Name wrote:
> The story of God.
> One day somebody decided to write a story about a dog, but the author
> was dyslexic and everyone thought it was about an all-powerful entity
> in the sky.  ;-)

God tried to create dog loyalty in human beings but failed.

Try giving this command to a woman: "Sit!" Then "Good girl!"

See, it doesn't work. They have a mind of their own.

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#2046204

On Sun, 17 Jan 2016 20:46:59 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 4:26:46 PM UTC-5, Your Name wrote:
>> The story of God.
>> One day somebody decided to write a story about a dog, but the author
>> was dyslexic and everyone thought it was about an all-powerful entity
>> in the sky.  ;-)
>
>God tried to create dog loyalty in human beings but failed.
>
>Try giving this command to a woman: "Sit!" Then "Good girl!"
>
>See, it doesn't work. They have a mind of their own.
>
...with my wife, that could be fatal. 

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#2046238

On Monday, January 18, 2016 at 11:29:26 AM UTC-5, John Locke wrote:
> On Sun, 17 Jan 2016 20:46:59 -0800 (PST), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
> Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> >On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 4:26:46 PM UTC-5, Your Name wrote:
> >> The story of God.
> >> One day somebody decided to write a story about a dog, but the author
> >> was dyslexic and everyone thought it was about an all-powerful entity
> >> in the sky.  ;-)
> >
> >God tried to create dog loyalty in human beings but failed.
> >
> >Try giving this command to a woman: "Sit!" Then "Good girl!"
> >
> >See, it doesn't work. They have a mind of their own.
> >
> ...with my wife, that could be fatal.

A god that is said to have created humans doesn't understand human nature.

All he had to do is make us stupid like sheep.

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#2045863

On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 11:55:21 AM UTC-6, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Story of God.
> 
> No one seems 
> to have written
> a Story of God.
> 
> About the days
> before leading
> to the creation
> of the Heavens
> and the Earth.
> 
> About what lead
> Him to create
> a universe.
> 
> About, Why
> he did it.
> 
> You know...
> a story about Why
> God felt it was necessary
> to make an earth...and
> everything in it.
> 
> Maybe....it's
> up to me to
> write that story.

Don't trouble yourself with writing the life story of God, Starmaker, I've already done that; it's an autobiography.


Marvin Sebourn
osugeography@aol.com


> A story about
> God for all 
> your children to
> grow up reading.
> 
> 
> by...
> The Starmaker

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#2046037 — Re: The Story of God. Humans are Created Equal

The Starmaker"
<starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
wrote in message
news:569BD587.5DD6@ix.netcom.com...
>
> The Story of God.

           It's a
          Story of
         Human's

> No one seems
> to have written
> a Story of God.

   Nothing is the Father
        Of All Bodies

> About the days
> before leading
> to the creation
> of the Heavens
> and the Earth.

     Nothing but Gravy

       To a Cold Black
             Liquid
     Nothing call Earth

      For Heavens was
       Nothing before
              Light

> About what lead
> Him to create
> a universe.

          Emergency
      Out of Nothing
             Light

> About, Why
> he did it.

       To get Nothing
   But A Joy Out Of Light

> You know...
> a story about Why
> God felt it was necessary
> to make an earth...and
> everything in it.

         For Nothing
     Seeing is Believing

> Maybe....it's
> up to me to
> write that story.

    Nothing Writes
   I Am The Light
  And out of I am
      No one see
    The Cold Black
          Liquid
  Humans call Ink


> A story about
> God for all
> your children to
> grow up reading.

      They need not
    grow up write
story about Nothing
     the children

> by...
> The Starmaker

-- 
     I Billy Ray Ferrell is a
            Modernism

            The Reason
          Why We Vote!

 To make a Modern World

        The Art Of Writing
            It at the End 

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#2046120

On Sunday, January 17, 2016 at 12:55:21 PM UTC-5, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Story of God.

> A story about
> God for all 
> your children to
> grow up reading.
> 
> 
> by...
> The Starmaker

No children should be reading about God because they grow up to be scared adults.

It's OK to read about God when you are retired and are ready to die.

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#2046133

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Story of God.
> 
> No one seems
> to have written
> a Story of God.
> 
> About the days
> before leading
> to the creation
> of the Heavens
> and the Earth.
> 
> About what lead
> Him to create
> a universe.
> 
> About, Why
> he did it.
> 
> You know...
> a story about Why
> God felt it was necessary
> to make an earth...and
> everything in it.
> 
> Maybe....it's
> up to me to
> write that story.
> 
> A story about
> God for all
> your children to
> grow up reading.
> 
> by...
> The Starmaker


The Story of God
has nothing to
do with religion...
it is about
Astronomy.

--- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - complaints: news@netfront.net ---

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#2046194

On Monday, January 18, 2016 at 4:46:34 AM UTC-5, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Starmaker wrote:
> > 
> > The Story of God.
> > 
> > No one seems
> > to have written
> > a Story of God.
> > 
> > About the days
> > before leading
> > to the creation
> > of the Heavens
> > and the Earth.
> > 
> > About what lead
> > Him to create
> > a universe.
> > 
> > About, Why
> > he did it.
> > 
> > You know...
> > a story about Why
> > God felt it was necessary
> > to make an earth...and
> > everything in it.
> > 
> > Maybe....it's
> > up to me to
> > write that story.
> > 
> > A story about
> > God for all
> > your children to
> > grow up reading.
> > 
> > by...
> > The Starmaker
> 
> 
> The Story of God
> has nothing to
> do with religion...
> it is about
> Astronomy.
> 
> --- news://freenews.netfront.net/ - 

Astronomy or astrology?

Astronomy deals with reality or educated guesses.

God must have come from an egg.

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#2046220

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Story of God.
> >
> > No one seems
> > to have written
> > a Story of God.
> >
> > About the days
> > before leading
> > to the creation
> > of the Heavens
> > and the Earth.
> >
> > About what lead
> > Him to create
> > a universe.
> >
> > About, Why
> > he did it.
> >
> > You know...
> > a story about Why
> > God felt it was necessary
> > to make an earth...and
> > everything in it.
> >
> > Maybe....it's
> > up to me to
> > write that story.
> >
> > A story about
> > God for all
> > your children to
> > grow up reading.
> >
> > by...
> > The Starmaker
> 
> The Story of God
> has nothing to
> do with religion...
> it is about
> Astronomy.


The Story of God
is a story about
the origin of
Astronomy.


It's about...Stars.


The Starmaker

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#2046223

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Story of God.
> > >
> > > No one seems
> > > to have written
> > > a Story of God.
> > >
> > > About the days
> > > before leading
> > > to the creation
> > > of the Heavens
> > > and the Earth.
> > >
> > > About what lead
> > > Him to create
> > > a universe.
> > >
> > > About, Why
> > > he did it.
> > >
> > > You know...
> > > a story about Why
> > > God felt it was necessary
> > > to make an earth...and
> > > everything in it.
> > >
> > > Maybe....it's
> > > up to me to
> > > write that story.
> > >
> > > A story about
> > > God for all
> > > your children to
> > > grow up reading.
> > >
> > > by...
> > > The Starmaker
> >
> > The Story of God
> > has nothing to
> > do with religion...
> > it is about
> > Astronomy.
> 
> The Story of God
> is a story about
> the origin of
> Astronomy.
> 
> It's about...Stars.
> 
> The Starmaker


Also..
in my book
The Story of God

it will show how
and why God
made man.

Every detail
on how God
created man,
and all the
processs He
used to make
a man using
materials
from the earth
surface.

You take a 
little from 
the stars..
you take some
minerals from
earth..you add
water 
and
BAM

you 
got
Man!


Remember, it's a 
children's book..
so they can color
man using earth colors.

And the best 
part of the book..
NO PROOF OR EDVIDENCE REQUIRED.

You can write a book
on earth and call it a
bible, and billions
will follow it.

NO PROOF OR EDVIDENCE REQUIRED.


That's the secret.


People who require 
PROOF OR EDVIDENCE
are dummies.

This isn't the Perry Mason Show.


This is..


The Starmaker Show

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#2047689

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Story of God.
> > > >
> > > > No one seems
> > > > to have written
> > > > a Story of God.
> > > >
> > > > About the days
> > > > before leading
> > > > to the creation
> > > > of the Heavens
> > > > and the Earth.
> > > >
> > > > About what lead
> > > > Him to create
> > > > a universe.
> > > >
> > > > About, Why
> > > > he did it.
> > > >
> > > > You know...
> > > > a story about Why
> > > > God felt it was necessary
> > > > to make an earth...and
> > > > everything in it.
> > > >
> > > > Maybe....it's
> > > > up to me to
> > > > write that story.
> > > >
> > > > A story about
> > > > God for all
> > > > your children to
> > > > grow up reading.
> > > >
> > > > by...
> > > > The Starmaker
> > >
> > > The Story of God
> > > has nothing to
> > > do with religion...
> > > it is about
> > > Astronomy.
> >
> > The Story of God
> > is a story about
> > the origin of
> > Astronomy.
> >
> > It's about...Stars.
> >
> > The Starmaker
> 
> Also..
> in my book
> The Story of God
> 
> it will show how
> and why God
> made man.
> 
> Every detail
> on how God
> created man,
> and all the
> processs He
> used to make
> a man using
> materials
> from the earth
> surface.
> 
> You take a
> little from
> the stars..
> you take some
> minerals from
> earth..you add
> water
> and

God created Man.

But, you probably 
looking for more
details...

"and a mist was going up from the land and was watering the whole face of the ground..
God formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living creature."


Okay, let me break it down for you...

In order to make Man
you need to take

'dust from the ground'

This "dust" is the stuff
that makes...trees.

And as Stephen Hawking keeps trying to say...
"What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe?"
"Who is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe?"
"Who is it that breathes 'oxygen from the air' into man and makes a universe for man to explain?"
"God is it that breathes 'oxygen from the air' into man and makes a universe for man to explain?"




An atheist is a person who believes in God but...is in the closet about it.

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