Groups | Search | Server Info | Keyboard shortcuts | Login | Register [http] [https] [nntp] [nntps]

Groups > alt.astronomy > #278208 > unrolled thread

Are there any time capsules on the Moon?

Back to article view | Back to alt.astronomy

Contents

  Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-20 11:48 -0700
    Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-20 19:50 -0700
      Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? gilber34 <fafa@invalid.com> - 2015-10-21 10:30 -0500
      Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? Robert Bannister <robban@clubtelco.com> - 2015-10-22 09:08 +0800
        Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-21 20:25 -0700
          Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-22 13:28 -0700
            Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-22 23:32 -0700
            Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-22 23:48 -0700
            Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-23 00:08 -0700
    Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2015-10-21 14:43 +1100
      Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? Greg Goss <gossg@gossg.org> - 2015-10-21 22:43 -0600
    Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-24 14:26 -0700
      Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? Saul Levy <saullevy1@cox.net> - 2015-10-24 15:48 -0700
      Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? Chrysi Cat <chrysicat@gmail.com> - 2015-10-30 03:31 -0600
      Re: Are there any time capsules on the Moon? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-10-31 11:49 -0800

#278208 — Are there any time capsules on the Moon?

Are there any time capsules on the Moon?


i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?

[toc] | [next] | [standalone]

#278241

reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> 
> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> >
> >
> > i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> 
> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert


You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
there, do you know what it is?


Well, looking at your list, I guess you don't...

someone left 
a bunch of 
photographs
laying there..
on the surface
 of the moon.

That means...
if an alien from another
planet happens to arrive on
the Moon, he will say to his
alien from another planet..
"Look what I found laying on the ground!"

His friend will ask "What is it?"

"It's a color photo of earthlings!!!"

"What does the girl look like?"

"Whats a girl?"

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278251

On 10/20/2015 9:50 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> reber g=emc^2 wrote:
>>
>> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
>>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
>>>

>>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
>>
>> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert

>
> You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
> there, do you know what it is?
>



nope, it was a toothbrush.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278279

On 21/10/2015 10:50 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> reber g=emc^2 wrote:
>>
>> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
>>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
>>>
>>>
>>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
>>
>> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
>
>
> You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
> there, do you know what it is?
>
>
> Well, looking at your list, I guess you don't...
>
> someone left
> a bunch of
> photographs
> laying there..
"lying" - they're not hens

> on the surface
>   of the moon.
>
> That means...
> if an alien from another
> planet happens to arrive on
> the Moon, he will say to his
> alien from another planet..
> "Look what I found laying on the ground!"
"lying" - another hen?

Learn to write English

-- 
Robert Bannister
Perth, Western Australia

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278285

Robert Bannister wrote:
> 
> On 21/10/2015 10:50 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> >>
> >> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
> >
> >
> > You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
> > there, do you know what it is?
> >
> >
> > Well, looking at your list, I guess you don't...
> >
> > someone left
> > a bunch of
> > photographs
> > laying there..
> "lying" - they're not hens
> 
> > on the surface
> >   of the moon.
> >
> > That means...
> > if an alien from another
> > planet happens to arrive on
> > the Moon, he will say to his
> > alien from another planet..
> > "Look what I found laying on the ground!"
> "lying" - another hen?
> 
> Learn to write English
> 
> --
> Robert Bannister
> Perth, Western Australia


Now, here is the photo of the family on the moon's surface ground...
http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg

I don't know if he was authorized to leave it there..on the moon's ground,
but if the astronult was Black, they would have hanged him!


We certaintly cannot take the chance on letting the aliens know there are Black people on Earth.


The aliens might simply decide to blow up the planet instead.


Can you imagine a kid with an big afro in the picture on the Moon?


They would probably send somebody back to the moon to burn it!



I mean, what is that photo of a White family doing on the moon laying there?



I didn't authorize that!





The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
the unchallengeable.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278322

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Robert Bannister wrote:
> >
> > On 21/10/2015 10:50 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> > >>
> > >> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> > >>
> > >> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
> > >
> > >
> > > You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
> > > there, do you know what it is?
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, looking at your list, I guess you don't...
> > >
> > > someone left
> > > a bunch of
> > > photographs
> > > laying there..
> > "lying" - they're not hens
> >
> > > on the surface
> > >   of the moon.
> > >
> > > That means...
> > > if an alien from another
> > > planet happens to arrive on
> > > the Moon, he will say to his
> > > alien from another planet..
> > > "Look what I found laying on the ground!"
> > "lying" - another hen?
> >
> > Learn to write English
> >
> > --
> > Robert Bannister
> > Perth, Western Australia
> 
> Now, here is the photo of the family on the moon's surface ground...
> http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg
> 
> I don't know if he was authorized to leave it there..on the moon's ground,
> but if the astronult was Black, they would have hanged him!
> 
> We certaintly cannot take the chance on letting the aliens know there are Black people on Earth.
> 
> The aliens might simply decide to blow up the planet instead.
> 
> Can you imagine a kid with an big afro in the picture on the Moon?
> 
> They would probably send somebody back to the moon to burn it!
> 
> I mean, what is that photo of a White family doing on the moon laying there?
> 
> I didn't authorize that!
> 
> The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
> the unchallengeable.



So, what kind of message are they sending to aliens from another planet when they find this photo on our moon?
http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278364

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > Robert Bannister wrote:
> > >
> > > On 21/10/2015 10:50 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> > > >>
> > > >> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
> > > > there, do you know what it is?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well, looking at your list, I guess you don't...
> > > >
> > > > someone left
> > > > a bunch of
> > > > photographs
> > > > laying there..
> > > "lying" - they're not hens
> > >
> > > > on the surface
> > > >   of the moon.
> > > >
> > > > That means...
> > > > if an alien from another
> > > > planet happens to arrive on
> > > > the Moon, he will say to his
> > > > alien from another planet..
> > > > "Look what I found laying on the ground!"
> > > "lying" - another hen?
> > >
> > > Learn to write English
> > >
> > > --
> > > Robert Bannister
> > > Perth, Western Australia
> >
> > Now, here is the photo of the family on the moon's surface ground...
> > http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg
> >
> > I don't know if he was authorized to leave it there..on the moon's ground,
> > but if the astronult was Black, they would have hanged him!
> >
> > We certaintly cannot take the chance on letting the aliens know there are Black people on Earth.
> >
> > The aliens might simply decide to blow up the planet instead.
> >
> > Can you imagine a kid with an big afro in the picture on the Moon?
> >
> > They would probably send somebody back to the moon to burn it!
> >
> > I mean, what is that photo of a White family doing on the moon laying there?
> >
> > I didn't authorize that!
> >
> > The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> > to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
> > the unchallengeable.
> 
> So, what kind of message are they sending to aliens from another planet when they find this photo on our moon?
> http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg


I personally would go on the Moon myself and burn that fuckin
photograph.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278365

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > Robert Bannister wrote:
> > >
> > > On 21/10/2015 10:50 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> > > >>
> > > >> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
> > > > there, do you know what it is?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well, looking at your list, I guess you don't...
> > > >
> > > > someone left
> > > > a bunch of
> > > > photographs
> > > > laying there..
> > > "lying" - they're not hens
> > >
> > > > on the surface
> > > >   of the moon.
> > > >
> > > > That means...
> > > > if an alien from another
> > > > planet happens to arrive on
> > > > the Moon, he will say to his
> > > > alien from another planet..
> > > > "Look what I found laying on the ground!"
> > > "lying" - another hen?
> > >
> > > Learn to write English
> > >
> > > --
> > > Robert Bannister
> > > Perth, Western Australia
> >
> > Now, here is the photo of the family on the moon's surface ground...
> > http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg
> >
> > I don't know if he was authorized to leave it there..on the moon's ground,
> > but if the astronult was Black, they would have hanged him!
> >
> > We certaintly cannot take the chance on letting the aliens know there are Black people on Earth.
> >
> > The aliens might simply decide to blow up the planet instead.
> >
> > Can you imagine a kid with an big afro in the picture on the Moon?
> >
> > They would probably send somebody back to the moon to burn it!
> >
> > I mean, what is that photo of a White family doing on the moon laying there?
> >
> > I didn't authorize that!
> >
> > The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> > to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
> > the unchallengeable.
> 
> So, what kind of message are they sending to aliens from another planet when they find this photo on our moon?
> http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg



Now, I know most of yous guys didn't know there was that photo left on
the moon...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Duke#/media/File:DUKE.jpg

they don't want to cause ...an uproar.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278366

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > Robert Bannister wrote:
> > >
> > > On 21/10/2015 10:50 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> > > >>
> > > >> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You forgot one other item that is on the surface...someone left it
> > > > there, do you know what it is?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well, looking at your list, I guess you don't...
> > > >
> > > > someone left
> > > > a bunch of
> > > > photographs
> > > > laying there..
> > > "lying" - they're not hens
> > >
> > > > on the surface
> > > >   of the moon.
> > > >
> > > > That means...
> > > > if an alien from another
> > > > planet happens to arrive on
> > > > the Moon, he will say to his
> > > > alien from another planet..
> > > > "Look what I found laying on the ground!"
> > > "lying" - another hen?
> > >
> > > Learn to write English
> > >
> > > --
> > > Robert Bannister
> > > Perth, Western Australia
> >
> > Now, here is the photo of the family on the moon's surface ground...
> > http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg
> >
> > I don't know if he was authorized to leave it there..on the moon's ground,
> > but if the astronult was Black, they would have hanged him!
> >
> > We certaintly cannot take the chance on letting the aliens know there are Black people on Earth.
> >
> > The aliens might simply decide to blow up the planet instead.
> >
> > Can you imagine a kid with an big afro in the picture on the Moon?
> >
> > They would probably send somebody back to the moon to burn it!
> >
> > I mean, what is that photo of a White family doing on the moon laying there?
> >
> > I didn't authorize that!
> >
> > The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
> > to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
> > the unchallengeable.
> 
> So, what kind of message are they sending to aliens from another planet when they find this photo on our moon?
> http://fanpage.gr/pics/2015/10/25152.jpg



why didn't left this picture on the moon?
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/25/51/13/5673700/3/622x350.jpg

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278242

On 21/10/2015 5:48 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
>
>
> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
>

 From its huge anomalous magnetic field.

Oh, no wait, that was a movie.

Sylvia.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278290

Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> wrote:

>On 21/10/2015 5:48 AM, The Starmaker wrote:
>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
>>
>>
>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
>>
>
> From its huge anomalous magnetic field.
>
>Oh, no wait, that was a movie.

I think that they also used a similar technique on someone else's moon
in a half-Niven book.
-- 
We are geeks.  Resistance is voltage over current.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278473

reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> 
> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 12:22:35 PM UTC-7, reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> > On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> > >
> > >
> > > i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> >
> > Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
> 
> Planets with moons fit well with alien exploring planets.They are free of Microbes.Good stopping place to feel out what is on an Earth type planet. TreBert


But they contimated the moon when someone left that photo there...
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/25/51/13/5673700/3/622x350.jpg


If i was an alien from another planet I would not touch that photo...


it contains a virus seeking a host.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278478

WHAT A FUCKING FAKER YOU ARE!

AND AN IDIOT!

Saul Levy


On Sat, 24 Oct 2015 14:26:54 -0700, The Starmaker
<starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>reber g=emc^2 wrote:
>> 
>> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 12:22:35 PM UTC-7, reber g=emc^2 wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
>> > > Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
>> >
>> > Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
>> 
>> Planets with moons fit well with alien exploring planets.They are free of Microbes.Good stopping place to feel out what is on an Earth type planet. TreBert
>
>
>But they contimated the moon when someone left that photo there...
>http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/25/51/13/5673700/3/622x350.jpg
>
>
>If i was an alien from another planet I would not touch that photo...
>
>
>it contains a virus seeking a host.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278665

On 10/24/2015 3:26 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> reber g=emc^2 wrote:
>>
>> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 12:22:35 PM UTC-7, reber g=emc^2 wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>> Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
>>>
>>> Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
>>
>> Planets with moons fit well with alien exploring planets.They are free of Microbes.Good stopping place to feel out what is on an Earth type planet. TreBert
>
>
> But they contimated the moon when someone left that photo there...
> http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/25/51/13/5673700/3/622x350.jpg
>
>
> If i was an alien from another planet I would not touch that photo...
>
>
> it contains a virus seeking a host.
>
[I know, I know, Just Don't Look–but Starry seems even more obsessed 
with continuing this line than he often does]

Uh, Starfaker, if it's actually only contaminated by a _virus,_ then 
it's probably safe for anyone who _isn't_ a human being to be exposed to it.

Not likely to have any receptors for it to bond to to even begin 
_attacking_ the 'host', after all.

Now, OTOH, if there happen to be _bacterial spores_ on the photo, you 
might be onto something, Totally-alien bacteria are likely to be the 
source of a quick death; either they'll secrete something toxic to the 
new host (maybe even something innocuous to humans), or they'll simply 
reproduce unchecked until they interfere with exolife functions by their 
very presence where other cells need to be.

-- 
Chrysi Cat
1/2 anthrocat, nearly 1/2 anthrofox, all magical
Transgoddess, quick to anger
Call me Chrysi or call me Kat, I'll respond to either!

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#278692

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> >
> > On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 12:22:35 PM UTC-7, reber g=emc^2 wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, October 20, 2015 at 11:49:00 AM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > Are there any time capsules on the Moon?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > i hope it isn't buried...how would anyone find it?
> > >
> > > Right on the surface.flag.golf ball,Moom rovers,laser reflector,and hoprfuly a Bud light  TreBert
> >
> > Planets with moons fit well with alien exploring planets.They are free of Microbes.Good stopping place to feel out what is on an Earth type planet. TreBert
> 
> But they contimated the moon when someone left that photo there...
> http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/25/51/13/5673700/3/622x350.jpg
> 
> If i was an alien from another planet I would not touch that photo...
> 
> it contains a virus seeking a host.



It would have been much much better if they simply left a copy of Playboy magazine lying there.


"Take me to your Playboy mansion!"

[toc] | [prev] | [standalone]

Back to top | Article view | alt.astronomy

csiph-web