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| From | Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fnvw@databasix.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | alt.usenet.kooks |
| Subject | [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards |
| Date | 2015-08-10 23:09 +0000 |
| Organization | DataBasix - News Done Right. |
| Message-ID | <mqbb04$n79$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> (permalink) |
Here follows the one true ballot for the July, 2015 Alt.useNet.Kook Awards
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be you .
NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:
It is permissible to abstain in a category. If you are unfamiliar
with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"
If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be
found here for AUK awards:
http://fnvw.databasix.com/ and here:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/auk-awards-descriptions.html
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Let the voting begin
But wait! Before we start, an announcement!
Because of his continued attempts to overthrow the one and only FNVW (aka me), I hereby
bestow upon the Checkmate: One each, Tinfoil Sombrero. Size to be determined.
Ok, NOW on with the vote.
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Because you can't have a vote without two valid KOTM nominees, two have been not so randomly selected:
Kook of the Month: Vote for one
CheckMate - Nomination by fiat (FNVW descretion). Once again for his failed attempt at a coup, Checkmate deserves that chance at Kookdom he so clearly wants.
Ms Kitty - Oh come on, do I need to explain?
Coward of the Month: Vote for one (heh, there's only one)
Will Dreckery (KotM January 2005) (alias Dreckery, Dickery, Dorkery, Drunkery etc etc etc)
Palmjob Paddle: Vote yes or no.
Will Dreckery. Same cause same action.
Checkmate.
Clueless Newbie of the Month - Vote for one
Ernest "Bill" Horne . It's all here: Message-ID: <slrnms88u1.32g.peadar.ruadh@pjr.no-ip.org>
Checkmate
Darth Bawl: (Vote yes)
Cecil Neal Warren aka "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
It's all here -> <slrnmqkv1n.33a.peadar.ruadh@pjr.no-ip.org>
Ministry of Circle Jerks (vote Yes or No)
Checkmate, Ms Kitty and Gregory Hall for their stunning July performance.
LOONY MAROON Award (vote Yes or No)
Checkmate
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award (vote yes or no)
Checkmate
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award (vote no or yes to mix it up)
Checkmate
George Pickett Memorial Trophy (Vote yes or no)
Checkmate
and lastly
From the FNVWe (the real one, not the fakey fake one)
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's owner's
commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's owner
around from group to group and through the Google archive.
House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof.
I hereby nominate our admirable FNVW Gary Burnore for the good half of
this award, and the pathetic yapping cur Checkmate for the bad half.
Vote yes or no.
This ends the vote
All hail the fuck out of Fluffy!
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[VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fnvw@databasix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:09 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:19 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 19:32 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 17:23 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:24 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 17:49 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 01:08 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 01:15 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 17:56 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 13:27 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:45 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:36 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 17:16 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 17:56 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:03 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 13:26 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-12 06:31 +0200
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 21:38 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 16:28 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:27 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 16:39 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:43 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 17:50 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:01 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 19:06 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:11 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 19:18 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:20 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 16:57 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 20:59 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:30 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 19:39 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-11 00:44 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-10 23:33 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:45 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-10 23:49 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> - 2015-08-11 20:42 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Baron von Lurk <vonlurk@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 17:50 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:28 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-11 06:19 +0200
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-11 06:34 +0100
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 06:22 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 01:31 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 01:47 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-11 17:47 +0200
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 17:59 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2015-08-11 14:04 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:15 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 15:25 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:50 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:37 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> - 2015-08-11 23:39 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:03 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 18:09 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 21:40 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 23:49 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 19:15 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:31 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 20:23 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 19:33 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 03:29 +0100
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-12 06:42 +0200
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:15 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 01:28 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 15:34 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 10:00 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 20:22 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:07 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 01:19 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 15:28 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "Bill (not Jillians)" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-08-12 11:50 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-12 12:31 -0400
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 10:01 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-12 10:16 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 09:58 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-12 17:42 +0200
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-11 09:28 +0100
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards idlehands <hidefromu@nospamhush.com> - 2015-08-11 08:11 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 13:29 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 03:25 +0100
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Idlehands <hidefromu@nospamhush.com> - 2015-08-11 21:21 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 20:29 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 05:41 +0100
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 17:57 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 03:24 +0100
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 07:36 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 01:03 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 18:00 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:20 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 15:35 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:38 +0000
Checkmate - The meltdown begins. was Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 18:01 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:21 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 20:20 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:40 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 17:19 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 17:41 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 17:58 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 18:57 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 18:24 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 19:38 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 19:07 -0700
I have a KOTM for life! Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 20:24 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:04 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 18:12 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:32 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 19:28 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:04 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 18:10 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:32 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 19:30 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 13:25 -0700
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 17:18 -0600
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> - 2015-08-11 20:39 +0000
Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:05 +0000
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