Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards

From	Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com>
Newsgroups	alt.usenet.kooks
Subject	Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards
Date	2015-08-10 23:19 +0000
Organization	PANIX Public Access Internet and UNIX, NYC
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fnvw@databasix.com> wrote:
> 
> 
> Here follows the one true ballot for the July, 2015 Alt.useNet.Kook Awards
> 
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> Wrangler's discretion if:
> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
> AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> 
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be  you .
> 
> NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:
> 
> It is permissible to abstain in a category.  If you are unfamiliar
> with the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"
> 
> If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be
> found here for AUK awards:
> http://fnvw.databasix.com/ and here:
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/auk-awards-descriptions.html
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> 
> Let the voting begin
> But wait! Before we start, an announcement!
> 
> Because of his continued attempts to overthrow the one and only FNVW (aka me), I hereby 
> bestow upon the Checkmate:  One each, Tinfoil Sombrero.  Size to be determined.
> 
> Ok, NOW on with the vote.
> 
> =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> 
> 
> Because you can't have a vote without two valid KOTM nominees, two have been not so randomly selected:
> 
> Kook of the Month:  Vote for one

   CheckMate  -  Nomination by fiat (FNVW descretion). Once again for his failed attempt at a coup, Checkmate deserves that chance at Kookdom he so clearly wants.

> 
> 
> Coward of the Month:  Vote for one (heh, there's only one)

   Will Dreckery (KotM January 2005) (alias Dreckery, Dickery, Dorkery, Drunkery etc etc etc)
> 
> 
> Palmjob Paddle:  Vote yes or no.  
> 
   Checkmate. 
> 
> 
> Clueless Newbie of the Month - Vote for one
> 
   Checkmate 
> 
> 
> Darth Bawl:  (Vote yes)     
>   Cecil Neal Warren aka "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
>      It's all here ->  <slrnmqkv1n.33a.peadar.ruadh@pjr.no-ip.org>

Yes.

> 
> 
> Ministry of Circle Jerks (vote Yes or No)
> 
>   Checkmate, Ms Kitty and Gregory Hall for their stunning July performance. 

YES
> 
> 
> LOONY MAROON Award  (vote Yes or No)
> 
>   Checkmate

Yes

 
> Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award (vote yes or no)
> 
>   Checkmate

Si

 
> Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award   (vote no or yes to mix it up)
> 
>   Checkmate

Of course
 
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy (Vote yes or no)
> 
>   Checkmate

Indeed
 
> and lastly
> 
> 
> From the FNVWe (the real one, not the fakey fake one)
> 
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
> Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
> personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
> trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
> Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's owner's
> commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's owner
> around from group to group and through the Google archive.
> House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
> kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof. 
> 
> 
> I hereby nominate our admirable FNVW Gary Burnore for the good half of
> this award, and the pathetic yapping cur Checkmate for the bad half.
> 

Abstain

> 
>                
> 
> This ends the vote
> 
> 
> 
> All hail the fuck out of Fluffy!
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>        
> 

-- 
gburnore at Panix dot Com 
FNVW of A.U.K
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[VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fnvw@databasix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:09 +0000
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:19 +0000
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 19:32 -0400
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 17:23 -0600
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:24 +0000
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 17:49 -0600
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 01:08 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 01:15 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 17:56 +0000
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 13:27 -0700
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:45 -0700
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:36 +0000
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 17:16 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 17:56 -0700
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:03 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 13:26 -0700
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-12 06:31 +0200
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 21:38 -0700
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 16:28 -0700
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:27 +0000
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 16:39 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:43 +0000
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 17:50 -0600
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:01 -0400
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 19:06 -0600
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:11 -0400
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 19:18 -0600
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:20 -0400
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 16:57 -0700
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 20:59 -0400
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:30 -0400
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-10 19:39 -0600
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-11 00:44 -0400
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-10 23:33 +0000
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-10 23:45 +0000
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-10 23:49 +0000
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> - 2015-08-11 20:42 +0000
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Baron von Lurk <vonlurk@gmail.com> - 2015-08-10 17:50 -0700
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-10 21:28 -0400
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-11 06:19 +0200
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-11 06:34 +0100
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 06:22 +0000
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 01:31 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 01:47 -0700
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-11 17:47 +0200
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 17:59 +0000
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2015-08-11 14:04 -0400
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:15 -0700
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 15:25 -0700
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:50 -0700
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:37 +0000
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> - 2015-08-11 23:39 +0000
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:03 +0000
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 18:09 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 21:40 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 23:49 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 19:15 -0600
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:31 +0000
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 20:23 -0600
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 19:33 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 03:29 +0100
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-12 06:42 +0200
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:15 +0000
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 01:28 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 15:34 +0000
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 10:00 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 20:22 +0000
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:07 +0000
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 01:19 -0700
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 15:28 +0000
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "Bill (not Jillians)" <noemail@none.not> - 2015-08-12 11:50 -0400
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-08-12 12:31 -0400
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 10:01 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-12 10:16 -0700
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-12 09:58 -0700
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-08-12 17:42 +0200
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-11 09:28 +0100
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards idlehands <hidefromu@nospamhush.com> - 2015-08-11 08:11 -0600
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 13:29 -0700
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 03:25 +0100
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Idlehands <hidefromu@nospamhush.com> - 2015-08-11 21:21 -0600
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 20:29 -0700
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 05:41 +0100
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 17:57 +0000
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2015-08-12 03:24 +0100
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Kadaitcha Man <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 07:36 +0000
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 01:03 -0700
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 18:00 +0000
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 15:20 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 15:35 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:38 +0000
    Checkmate - The meltdown begins. was Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 18:01 +0000
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:21 +0000
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 20:20 +0000
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-11 23:40 +0000
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 17:19 -0700
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 17:41 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 17:58 -0700
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 18:57 -0600
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 18:24 -0700
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 19:38 -0600
                Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2015-08-11 19:07 -0700
                I have a KOTM for life! Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 20:24 -0600
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:04 +0000
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 18:12 -0700
            Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:32 +0000
              Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 19:28 -0700
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:04 +0000
      Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 18:10 -0700
        Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Gary Burnore <gburnore@panix.com> - 2015-08-12 01:32 +0000
          Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Checkmate <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-08-11 19:30 -0700
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2015-08-11 13:25 -0700
    Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2015-08-11 17:18 -0600
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo@petitmorte.net> - 2015-08-11 20:39 +0000
  Re: [VOTE] July 2015 USENet Kook Awards Peter J Ross <peadar.ruadh@gmx.com> - 2015-08-12 08:05 +0000

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