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| From | Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
| Subject | Re: A visitor |
| Date | 2023-04-20 11:00 +0000 |
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <XnsAFEC4762EFAB4Kamilot@135.181.20.170> (permalink) |
| References | (15 earlier) <u19t7u$150aj$4@dont-email.me> <XnsAFE64D2C8A16CKamilot@135.181.20.170> <u1cr0b$1o0bf$1@dont-email.me> <XnsAFE86129B475Kamilot@135.181.20.170> <u1k9st$35t9b$4@dont-email.me> |
BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in news:u1k9st$35t9b$4@dont-email.me: > On 16.04.2023 15.33, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in >> news:u1cr0b$1o0bf$1@dont-email.me: > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.03.2023 12.59, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sleepy Joe is coming to town today and tomorrow for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a bilat with sock boy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oooohh! Are you going to stand by the road and wave >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a flag as his caravan goes by? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can it be a pirate flag? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you must. But then you also have to yell old-timey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insults when they go by... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shiver me timbers! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not an insult - insults is like 'scurvy son of a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> syphilitic whore' and such. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know. It was an exclamation of surprise. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I harbour no ill will towards the president - not yet >>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyways. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Then why the pirate flag? The Jolly Roger doesn't usually >>>>>>>>>>>>> signal kindness and good will towards all mankind...? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> It could. Pirates are fun. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> That's a myth perpetuated by Hollywood - Pirates a vicious >>>>>>>>>>> and ruthless killers; or desperate people who have no other >>>>>>>>>>> means of sustaining themselves because their homeland has >>>>>>>>>>> been ravaged by war and/or exploited by the Wast >>>>>>>>>>> Multinational Capitalist Conspiracy... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I see... >>>>>>>>>> No rum for you! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Yo-ho-ho... I have my own rum. Bought cheaply from the bargain >>>>>>>>> bin... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> But it's not *pirate* rum. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It has a picture of a pirate captain on the label and >>>>>>> everything. So there! >>>>>>> >>>>>> Ok. Party on! >>>>> >>>>> I shall - as soon as I think of something to selebrate. >>>> Selebrate [sic] your bad spelling. >>> >>> Nitpicker >>> >>>> Today is Friday. Sounds like something to celebrate. >>> >>> It was just like all the other -day things. >> Not for me. > > What happened? Did you meet Biden? No, but it's the end of a work week. > >>>>>>>>>>>> It was the flag that I pulled out of the flag bag. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You have a flag bag? What other flags do you have in your >>>>>>>>>>> flag bag? Clearly not the Dannebrog... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> It's mostly just a lot of Union Jack bunting, isn't it? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> The Red Ensign. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> That has been in there a while, hasn't it. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> *digs in the bag* >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Some old socks. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Are you sure this is not a laundry bag? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> *digs some more in the bag* >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There is a Union Jack >>>>>>> - called it, sorta >>>>>>> >>>>>> You like to be always right. >>>>> It's more of a fact that a preference, really... >>>>> >>>>>>>> And the flag of Barbados >>>>>>> - wishful thinking, methinks >>>>>>> >>>>>> Explain. >>>>> >>>>> You wish you were in Barbados. With the sun and the heat and the >>>>> beaches... methinks. >>>>> >>>> It was 30C here today. >>>> I could use a week lying on the beach soemwhere but I find >>>> travelling stressful. Would not be relaxed when I got back. >>> So lie in the sand box in the back yard and raise the Barbados >>> flag... >>> >> I have no sandbox. > > You could build one. Or have a sand-seller deliver a dune... They do > that. >> I don't lie directly in the sand. > Lie on the beach towel on the sand, then. Don't be so difficult... But it's my thing... > >>>>>>>> And an AC/DC flag >>>>>>> - so you are neutral on the Edison/Tesla thing, then. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Edison was a jerk and Tesla was crazy. >>>>>> Pick your poison. >>>>> >>>>> Strychnine! now what? >>>>> >>>>>>>> And a Toronto Maple Leaf flag >>>>>>> - is that any different from all the other Maple Leaf Flags? >>>>>>> >>>>>> Yes. >>>>> >>>>> How? >>>>> >>>> It's blue and white and has the letters 'TML' across the maple leaf >>>> part. >>> You are talking about hockey again, aren't you? >>> >> You bet. > > ... > >>>>>>>> And an old beach towel >>>>>>> - I have some of those as well. Not in a flag bag. I don't have >>>>>>> a flag bag. Or flags - apart from a small paper Australian flag >>>>>>> for some reason. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> I don't really have a flag bag. >>>>> >>>>> *shocked* Deception!!1! >>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> Drink some rum. You'll feel better. >>> >>> Not until I finish the bottle of whiskey. Also rum is better in for >>> the summer. >>> >> If you say so. > > It is known. > >
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Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-21 12:11 +0000
Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-23 17:08 +0200
Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-24 11:06 +0000
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Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-26 15:44 +0000
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