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Re: A visitor

From Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com>
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Subject Re: A visitor
Date 2023-04-16 13:33 +0000
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <XnsAFE86129B475Kamilot@135.181.20.170> (permalink)
References (13 earlier) <u13fia$2jkv3$2@dont-email.me> <XnsAFE44692F440BKamilot@135.181.20.170> <u19t7u$150aj$4@dont-email.me> <XnsAFE64D2C8A16CKamilot@135.181.20.170> <u1cr0b$1o0bf$1@dont-email.me>

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BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
news:u1cr0b$1o0bf$1@dont-email.me: 

> On 14.04.2023 13.35, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:u19t7u$150aj$4@dont-email.me: 
>> 
>>> On 12.04.2023 12.56, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:u13fia$2jkv3$2@dont-email.me: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 10.04.2023 19.26, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:u0kka7$pfr$2@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 03.04.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:u0eb7i$2uh1f$2@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 01.04.2023 16.24, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:u06s1t$1f0vb$2@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 30.03.2023 14.22, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:u02iit$go4k$3@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.03.2023 13.14, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:tvo3nn$2d4rl$6@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 25.03.2023 14.38, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:tviq34$1bb4d$12@dont-email.me: 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.03.2023 12.59, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sleepy Joe is coming to town today and tomorrow for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bilat with sock boy. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oooohh! Are you going to stand by the road and wave a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> flag as his caravan goes by?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can it be a pirate flag?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you must. But then you also have to yell old-timey
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insults when they go by...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shiver me timbers!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's not an insult - insults is like 'scurvy son of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> syphilitic whore' and such.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I know. It was an exclamation of surprise.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I harbour no ill will towards the president - not yet
>>>>>>>>>>>> anyways. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Then why the pirate flag? The Jolly Roger doesn't usually
>>>>>>>>>>> signal kindness and good will towards all mankind...?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It could. Pirates are fun.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's a myth perpetuated by Hollywood - Pirates a vicious and
>>>>>>>>> ruthless killers; or desperate people who have no other means
>>>>>>>>> of sustaining themselves because their homeland has been
>>>>>>>>> ravaged by war and/or exploited by the Wast Multinational
>>>>>>>>> Capitalist Conspiracy... 
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I see...
>>>>>>>> No rum for you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yo-ho-ho... I have my own rum. Bought cheaply from the bargain
>>>>>>> bin... 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> But it's not *pirate* rum.
>>>>>
>>>>> It has a picture of a pirate captain on the label and everything.
>>>>> So there! 
>>>>>
>>>> Ok. Party on!
>>>
>>> I shall - as soon as I think of something to selebrate.
>> Selebrate [sic] your bad spelling.
> 
> Nitpicker
> 
>> Today is Friday. Sounds like something to celebrate.
> 
> It was just like all the other -day things.
Not for me.
> 
>>>>>>>>>> It was the flag that I pulled out of the flag bag.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You have a flag bag? What other flags do you have in your flag
>>>>>>>>> bag? Clearly not the Dannebrog...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It's mostly just a lot of Union Jack bunting, isn't it?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>  The Red Ensign.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That has been in there a while, hasn't it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> *digs in the bag*
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Some old socks.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Are you sure this is not a laundry bag?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> *digs some more in the bag*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There is a Union Jack
>>>>> - called it, sorta
>>>>>
>>>> You like to be always right.
>>> It's more of a fact that a preference, really...
>>>
>>>>>> And the flag of Barbados
>>>>> - wishful thinking, methinks
>>>>>
>>>> Explain.
>>>
>>> You wish you were in Barbados. With the sun and the heat and the
>>> beaches... methinks.
>>>
>> It was 30C here today. 
>> I could use a week lying on the beach soemwhere but I find travelling
>> stressful. Would not be relaxed when I got back.
> So lie in the sand box in the back yard and raise the Barbados flag...
> 
I have no sandbox.
I don't lie directly in the sand.

>>>>>> And an AC/DC flag
>>>>> - so you are neutral on the Edison/Tesla thing, then.
>>>>>
>>>> Edison was a jerk and Tesla was crazy.
>>>> Pick your poison.
>>>
>>> Strychnine! now what?
>>>
>>>>>> And a Toronto Maple Leaf flag
>>>>> - is that any different from all the other Maple Leaf Flags?
>>>>>
>>>> Yes.
>>>
>>> How?
>>>
>> It's blue and white and has the letters 'TML' across the maple leaf 
>> part.
> You are talking about hockey again, aren't you?
> 
You bet.

>>>>>> And an old beach towel
>>>>> - I have some of those as well. Not in a flag bag. I don't have a
>>>>> flag bag. Or flags - apart from a small paper Australian flag for
>>>>> some reason. 
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't really have a flag bag.
>>>
>>> *shocked* Deception!!1!
>>>
>>>
>> 
>> Drink some rum. You'll feel better.
> 
> Not until I finish the bottle of whiskey. Also rum is better in for
> the summer.
> 

If you say so.

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  Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-24 01:15 +0100
    Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-25 13:38 +0000
      Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-26 01:30 +0100
        Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-28 11:14 +0000
          Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-30 01:45 +0200
            Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-03-30 12:22 +0000
              Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-03-31 16:51 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-01 14:24 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-03 12:53 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-03 20:15 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-05 22:05 +0200
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                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-12 10:56 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-13 23:46 +0200
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                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-17 22:23 +0200
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                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-21 11:52 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-22 14:09 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-23 22:06 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-25 11:18 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-26 13:01 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-04-28 12:35 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-04-29 19:22 +0200
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                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-02 21:45 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-03 11:17 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-05 23:03 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-07 13:46 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-08 20:39 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-09 12:49 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-11 12:27 +0200
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                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-15 00:05 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-17 11:05 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-18 00:02 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-18 11:59 +0000
                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-19 13:08 +0200
                Re: A visitor Merlyne <kamilot3@aol.com> - 2023-05-21 12:11 +0000
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                Re: A visitor BeH <beh.on.usenet@gmail.com> - 2023-05-28 18:04 +0200
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