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Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT!

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Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
> On 3/17/2026 3:33 PM, Tony wrote:
>> Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>>> DONALD TRUMP IS KICKING TERRORISTS ASSES! IRAN IS GONE!
>>>
>>> BUT MY SWOLLEN BURNED NUTBAG IS STILL CHARRED AND CHAFED BEYOND 
>>> REPAIR, FROM THE UNLOOPER EXPLOSION AND FIRE.
>>>
>>> I HAVE TRIED EVERY MEDICATION OUT THERE, AND MY BALLS WONT HEAL. I 
>>> THINK THE UNLOOPER FIASCO HAS DONE PERMANENT SACK DAMAGE.
>>>
>>> I AM GOING TO TAKE A 4K COLOR PICTURE OF MY DEFORMED TESTICLES, AND 
>>> MAKE 1,000,000 COPIES, THEN FLY THEM OVER TO IRAN, AND DROP THEM, FOR 
>>> ALL THE REMAINING IRANIANS TO SEE. SO HAHAHAHA IRANIANS, MY BALLS 
>>> MIGHT HURT, BUT AMERICA HAS WHIPPED YOUR TERRORIST ASSES.
>>>
>>> YOUR "DEATH TO AMERICA" CHANTS BACKFIRED, DIDNT THEY, YOU TOWELHEAD 
>>> DILDOS!!  FUCK YOU !!
>>>
>>> MAGA
>>> MR PENIS
>>> PENIS
>>> TESTICLES
>>> BALLS
>>> NUTSACK
>>> BALLBAG
>>>
>>> I AM MR PENIS.
>>>
>>> GENITALS.
>>
>> Those Iranians will think if they getZ captured the Americans will 
>> torture their ballsacks.
> 
> TORTURE, AND THEN GIVE THEM THE UNLOOPER EXPLOSION NUTSACK FIRE 
> TREATMENT. I HAVE IT. IT HURTS. THE IRANIANS WILL FEEL THE UNLOOPER 
> TESTICLE WRATH. IRAN IS GONE. BUT THE UNLOOPER BALLSACK PAIN LIVES ON. I 
> FEEL IT EVERY DAY.
> 
> MR PENIS
> INJURED GONADS
> BURNT BALLBAG
> IRAN SUCKS AND IS PAYING THE PRICE
> GOOD BYE IRANIAN TERRORIST DICKBAGS
> 
> I AM MR PENIS
> GENITALS
> UNLOOPER EXPLOSION SURVIVOR
> 
> 
> I-AM-MR-P-E-N-I-S
> 
> NUTSACK
> 
> FUCK IRAN
> 
> MAGA!
> 
> 
> 

The only good Iranian is a dead Iranian. I seem to have some sort of an 
oil curse where everything related to oil always tanks in value. I used 
to own property in Alberta Canada and the Iranians flooded the world 
with oil driving the price down for decades. Before I owned the 
properties the Iranians cut oil production and drove up the price of oil 
then Trump sewered me good on my oil stocks that I sold because he went 
to Venezuela I had stops losses on most of the oil stocks only to see 
them skyrocket in price because of the war with Iran after I had sold 
them. The Venezuelan curse also got the United States baseball team as 
they lost the final to Venezuela.

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TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-03-17 13:52 -0400
  Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-17 15:33 -0400
    Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-03-19 14:53 -0400
      Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-20 13:44 -0400

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