Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT!

Date	2026-03-19 14:53 -0400
Subject	Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT!
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From	Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com>
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On 3/17/2026 3:33 PM, Tony wrote:
> Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>> DONALD TRUMP IS KICKING TERRORISTS ASSES! IRAN IS GONE!
>>
>> BUT MY SWOLLEN BURNED NUTBAG IS STILL CHARRED AND CHAFED BEYOND 
>> REPAIR, FROM THE UNLOOPER EXPLOSION AND FIRE.
>>
>> I HAVE TRIED EVERY MEDICATION OUT THERE, AND MY BALLS WONT HEAL. I 
>> THINK THE UNLOOPER FIASCO HAS DONE PERMANENT SACK DAMAGE.
>>
>> I AM GOING TO TAKE A 4K COLOR PICTURE OF MY DEFORMED TESTICLES, AND 
>> MAKE 1,000,000 COPIES, THEN FLY THEM OVER TO IRAN, AND DROP THEM, FOR 
>> ALL THE REMAINING IRANIANS TO SEE. SO HAHAHAHA IRANIANS, MY BALLS 
>> MIGHT HURT, BUT AMERICA HAS WHIPPED YOUR TERRORIST ASSES.
>>
>> YOUR "DEATH TO AMERICA" CHANTS BACKFIRED, DIDNT THEY, YOU TOWELHEAD 
>> DILDOS!!  FUCK YOU !!
>>
>> MAGA
>> MR PENIS
>> PENIS
>> TESTICLES
>> BALLS
>> NUTSACK
>> BALLBAG
>>
>> I AM MR PENIS.
>>
>> GENITALS.
> 
> Those Iranians will think if they getZ captured the Americans will 
> torture their ballsacks.

TORTURE, AND THEN GIVE THEM THE UNLOOPER EXPLOSION NUTSACK FIRE 
TREATMENT. I HAVE IT. IT HURTS. THE IRANIANS WILL FEEL THE UNLOOPER 
TESTICLE WRATH. IRAN IS GONE. BUT THE UNLOOPER BALLSACK PAIN LIVES ON. I 
FEEL IT EVERY DAY.

MR PENIS
INJURED GONADS
BURNT BALLBAG
IRAN SUCKS AND IS PAYING THE PRICE
GOOD BYE IRANIAN TERRORIST DICKBAGS

I AM MR PENIS
GENITALS
UNLOOPER EXPLOSION SURVIVOR


I-AM-MR-P-E-N-I-S

NUTSACK

FUCK IRAN

MAGA!

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TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-03-17 13:52 -0400
  Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-17 15:33 -0400
    Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-03-19 14:53 -0400
      Re: TRUMP DESTROYS IRAN AND MY BALLS STILL HURT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-03-20 13:44 -0400

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