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Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings

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On Sat, 28 Mar 2026 15:12:14 -0400, The True Melissa
<thetruemelissa@gmail.com> wrote:

>Verily, in article <10q94gr$qon8$1@dont-email.me>, did atropos@mac.com 
>deliver unto us this message:
>> And this is just more of the same. And yes, Colbert and his kid are writing
>> it.
>
>Oh boy.
>
>
>> It's not a sequel as the original post claimed. It's the Tom Bombadil
>> chapters from FELLOWSHIP that Peter Jackson cut from the script to keep the
>> movie from being four hours long instead of just two and change.
>
>That actually sounds like a good idea for extra content. Everyone loves 
>Tom Bombadil, even though Tolkein himself said we were all making too 
>much of him.
>
>Let's hope the Colberts pere and fil have the hidden chops to do it 
>right. 

But ... but ... but

-- if they do it "right" in the sense of following JRRT's story, it
will not agree with the other films, which tell PJ's version.
-- if the do it "right" in the sense of being compatible with PJ's
film, then it will not agree with JRRT's story

It cannot be "right" in both senses.

For example:
-- in JRRT's story, the Hobbits obtain their swords from the
Barrow-Wights barrow
-- in PJ's story, the Hobbits obtain their swords from Aragorn, who
(presumably) went to the nearest cache of Hobbit-sized swords and
brought four back (one must imagine many such sites scattered
throughout the North for this to work) to Weathertop

So either they don't get their swords in the barrow, in which case the
film will be missing an important scene from the book, or PJ's film is
shown to be 

wrong! wrong! wrong!

which, of course, it is in many ways.
-- 
"Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

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          Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> - 2026-03-28 21:07 -0400
        Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings Paul S Person <psperson@old.netcom.invalid> - 2026-03-29 08:37 -0700
          Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.com> - 2026-03-29 12:09 -0400
            Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings Paul S Person <psperson@old.netcom.invalid> - 2026-03-30 08:49 -0700
              Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.com> - 2026-03-30 12:25 -0400
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      Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> - 2026-03-29 20:09 -0400
        Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings Paul S Person <psperson@old.netcom.invalid> - 2026-03-30 08:51 -0700
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    Re: The Enshittification Of Lord Of The Rings The True Melissa <thetruemelissa@gmail.com> - 2026-03-29 12:54 -0400
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