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| Date | 2025-12-06 11:31 -0500 |
|---|---|
| Subject | Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! |
| Newsgroups | alt.dss.hack |
| References | <6928616b$0$27$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com> <t3JYQ.26210$KTdf.23276@fx16.iad> |
| From | Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> |
| Message-ID | <69345a7f$4$19$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com> (permalink) |
On 12/5/2025 5:31 PM, Tony wrote: > Mr NEW PENIS wrote: >> MY DTV DISH IS STILL OUT IF ALIGNMENT, AND I TIED THE COAX TO A TURKEY >> DRUMSTICK. THEN I RAMMED IT IN MY BUNGHOLE ABOUT HALFWAY, RUBBED MY >> BONER ON THE DISH LNB, AND SOME CHANNELS CAME ON! >> >> MY ASS GOT SORE AND MY BONER GOT LIMP, AND TV WAS OVER. >> >> IT WAS 45 SECONDS OF SUCCESS! >> >> I RUBBED CRANBERRY SAUCE ON MY INJURED TESTICLES. IT WAS COLD.A >> >> I AM MR PENIS. >> >> MR PEEEEEEENIS. >> >> PENIS. >> >> P-E-N-I-S >> >> BALLS. > > I sometimes stuff a P5 card up my arse before I go to sleep hoping that > it will help me to come up withe the P5 hack in my dreams you know > something like Edgar Cayce. I LIKE THAT STRATEGY!
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DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2025-11-27 09:34 -0500
Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-05 17:31 -0500
Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2025-12-06 11:31 -0500
Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-06 16:24 -0500
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