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| Subject | Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! |
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| Newsgroups | alt.dss.hack |
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| From | Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> |
| Message-ID | <Fa1ZQ.36083$uGW5.19000@fx14.iad> (permalink) |
| Date | 2025-12-06 16:24 -0500 |
Mr NEW PENIS wrote: > On 12/5/2025 5:31 PM, Tony wrote: >> Mr NEW PENIS wrote: >>> MY DTV DISH IS STILL OUT IF ALIGNMENT, AND I TIED THE COAX TO A >>> TURKEY DRUMSTICK. THEN I RAMMED IT IN MY BUNGHOLE ABOUT HALFWAY, >>> RUBBED MY BONER ON THE DISH LNB, AND SOME CHANNELS CAME ON! >>> >>> MY ASS GOT SORE AND MY BONER GOT LIMP, AND TV WAS OVER. >>> >>> IT WAS 45 SECONDS OF SUCCESS! >>> >>> I RUBBED CRANBERRY SAUCE ON MY INJURED TESTICLES. IT WAS COLD.A >>> >>> I AM MR PENIS. >>> >>> MR PEEEEEEENIS. >>> >>> PENIS. >>> >>> P-E-N-I-S >>> >>> BALLS. >> >> I sometimes stuff a P5 card up my arse before I go to sleep hoping >> that it will help me to come up withe the P5 hack in my dreams you >> know something like Edgar Cayce. > > I LIKE THAT STRATEGY! Soon they'll be free tv for everyone in the world when I fully hack the P5 card.
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DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2025-11-27 09:34 -0500
Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-05 17:31 -0500
Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2025-12-06 11:31 -0500
Re: DRUMSTICK IN MY ASS TV! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-06 16:24 -0500
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