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Re: THE POPE is near death,

From snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
Newsgroups alt.slack, alt.bible, alt.christian.religion
Subject Re: THE POPE is near death,
Date 2025-02-23 22:06 +0000
Organization Sn!peCo World Wide Wading Birds
Message-ID <1r88agg.lwno7u14zc6feN%snipeco.2@gmail.com> (permalink)
References (3 earlier) <c32a3a2c-eefe-de06-7754-34465e656453@shinku.aoyagi.konjou> <9YWdnepRMbIQySb6nZ2dnZfqnPSdnZ2d@giganews.com> <6dafab55-f2a9-4079-d9b3-e2df829d5cc9@shinku.aoyagi.konjou> <GZGdncQOHPQ-9yb6nZ2dnZfqn_UAAAAA@giganews.com> <77bd301a-438b-0a7d-cc32-6e8e2f6468b3@shinku.aoyagi.konjou>

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jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote:

> % wrote:
> > jojo wrote:
> >> % wrote:
> >>> jojo wrote:
> >>>> % wrote:
> >>>>> jojo wrote:
> >>>>>> Nomen Nescio wrote:
> >>>>>>> What old fart will replace him?
> >>>>>>> Movie Conclave bad timing.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> i can be the next pope.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> you already are the big poop
> >>>>
> >>>> pope is a big poop, you are right.
> >>>
> >>> no he's a good guy
> >>
> >> oh then as the next pope i am a good guy as well.
> >>
> > you could be a good guy if you stopped being a penis
> 
> pope has a penis, fyi.

This is troo.  Before he's enpopulated he has to sit in a special chair
with a hole in the seat so that the cardinals can verify that he has the
correct equipment.  Once they've checked his bollocks they say 
"Habemus Papa"  ("We have a pope").  This is ever since the days of 
Pope Joan.

[Wiki]
"Most versions of her story describe her as a talented and learned woman
who disguised herself as a man, often at the behest of a lover. In the
most common accounts, owing to her abilities she rose through the church
hierarchy and was eventually elected pope. Her sex was revealed when she
gave birth during a procession and she died shortly after, either
through murder or natural causes. The accounts state that later church
processions avoided this spot and that the Vatican removed the female
pope from its official lists and crafted a ritual to ensure that future
popes were male."

-- 
^Ï^.    Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS         My pet rock Gordon just is.

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THE POPE is near death, Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> - 2025-02-23 10:15 +0100
  Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 15:48 +0000
    Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 09:03 -0700
      Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 16:08 +0000
        Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 10:02 -0700
          Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 18:07 +0000
            Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 11:36 -0700
              Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 20:17 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 13:31 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 20:41 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 13:47 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 20:59 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 14:11 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 21:14 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 14:41 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-02-23 22:06 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 15:18 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 04:56 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 22:58 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 11:51 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 06:18 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 14:22 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-24 16:36 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 19:22 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 11:11 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 19:21 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 12:34 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 23:05 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 16:14 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 19:32 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 18:35 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 20:03 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 19:05 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 06:58 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 06:09 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 13:59 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 07:02 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 14:11 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 07:16 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 14:40 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 09:08 -0700

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