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Re: THE POPE is near death,

From Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com>
Newsgroups alt.slack, alt.bible, alt.christian.religion
Subject Re: THE POPE is near death,
Date 2025-02-24 20:03 -0600
Message-ID <m24mo4Ffd0bU1@mid.individual.net> (permalink)
References (14 earlier) <JJedndZn_PNJVCH6nZ2dnZfqn_WdnZ2d@giganews.com> <8a4e887e-e42f-f980-3124-36399526f176@shinku.aoyagi.konjou> <5YWdnWUKleHZYCH6nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com> <m24ksjFf5ghU1@mid.individual.net> <g5OdnZtPdvPCgyD6nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com>

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% wrote:
> Tahitian pearl wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>> jojo wrote:
>>>> % wrote:
>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>> Tahitian pearl wrote:
>>>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Tahitian pearl wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> jojo <f00@0f0.00f> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nomen Nescio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What old fart will replace him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Movie Conclave bad timing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i can be the next pope.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you already are the big poop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pope is a big poop, you are right.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no he's a good guy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> oh then as the next pope i am a good guy as well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you could be a good guy if you stopped being a penis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pope has a penis, fyi.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is troo.  Before he's enpopulated he has to sit in a 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> special chair
>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a hole in the seat so that the cardinals can verify 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that he has the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> correct equipment.  Once they've checked his bollocks they say
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Habemus Papa"  ("We have a pope").  This is ever since the 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> days of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pope Joan.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wiki]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Most versions of her story describe her as a talented and 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> learned woman
>>>>>>>>>>>>> who disguised herself as a man, often at the behest of a 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> lover. In the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> most common accounts, owing to her abilities she rose 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> through the church
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hierarchy and was eventually elected pope. Her sex was 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> revealed when she
>>>>>>>>>>>>> gave birth during a procession and she died shortly after, 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> either
>>>>>>>>>>>>> through murder or natural causes. The accounts state that 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> later church
>>>>>>>>>>>>> processions avoided this spot and that the Vatican removed 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the female
>>>>>>>>>>>>> pope from its official lists and crafted a ritual to ensure 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that future
>>>>>>>>>>>>> popes were male."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> surely they knew she was a woman and allowed for it for 
>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever political reasons. but yeah i think women should be 
>>>>>>>>>>>> popes as well, i think there should be lots of protests in 
>>>>>>>>>>>> italy and around the world for a woman pope.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> you re not even catholic
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> does asking for a woman pope not make me catholic lol?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> not being catholic makes you unaware of what a female priest or 
>>>>>>>>> pope would mean.  Have you ever felt the piercing gaze of a 
>>>>>>>>> Gygax?  I mean, there are branches that include them, but I 
>>>>>>>>> went through a similar stage over 30 yrs ago and haven't really 
>>>>>>>>> considered it since it faded off into abandoned neurons.  Why 
>>>>>>>>> have all male boarding schools or all male private schools?  
>>>>>>>>> Why separate the sexes at all?  No it's not that, more your 
>>>>>>>>> choosing atheism over scripture. And from there I don't think 
>>>>>>>>> you are qualified enough nor invested enough to concern 
>>>>>>>>> yourself with it. I don't tell them Vishnu would be cooler as a 
>>>>>>>>> Wooly Mammoth, although I know it's true.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> just because i have chosen AGNOSTICISM, doesnt mean there cant 
>>>>>>>> be a female pope. you are just being sexist.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> females can't be the pope
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you sexist.
>>>>>>
>>>>> its not my rule
>>>>
>>>> then tell them!
>>>>
>>> its not my job
>>
>> what is your job?
>>
> i get paid to post

can i have one of those 14 line poems

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  Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 15:48 +0000
    Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 09:03 -0700
      Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 16:08 +0000
        Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 10:02 -0700
          Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 18:07 +0000
            Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 11:36 -0700
              Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 20:17 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 13:31 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 20:41 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 13:47 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 20:59 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 14:11 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-23 21:14 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 14:41 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-02-23 22:06 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 15:18 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 04:56 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-23 22:58 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 11:51 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 06:18 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 14:22 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-24 16:36 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 19:22 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 11:11 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 19:21 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 12:34 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2025-02-24 23:05 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 16:14 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 19:32 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 18:35 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Tahitian pearl <j63480576@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 20:03 -0600
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-24 19:05 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Creon <creon@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 06:58 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 06:09 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 13:59 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 07:02 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 14:11 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 07:16 -0700
                Re: THE POPE is near death, Doc Hammerslack <dochammerslack@creon.earth> - 2025-02-25 14:40 +0000
                Re: THE POPE is near death, % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-02-25 09:08 -0700

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