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Re: The Master Spy

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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Master Spy
> 
> by The Starmaker
> 
> Now, everybody knows
> Albert Einstein was the
> Master Spy during the
> good ol days.
> 
> Now, I'm going to ask a
> question, but then I'm going to
> answer it myself because you
> people are not allowed to even ask the
> question, or let alone know the
> answer...
> 
> Here is the Question:
> 
> How did Albert Einstein managed to
> have so many scientists friends who
> all just happen to be...COMMUNISTS?
> 
> Did he go to Oppenheimer and
> ask him, "Are you also a Communists?"
> 
> Did he go to Feynman and
> ask him, "Are you also a Communists?"
> 
> Did he go to Klaus Fuchs and
> ask him, "Are you also a Communists?"
> 
> Did he go to ALL of his Science friends and
> ask them, "Are you also a Communists?"
> 
> Of course not, that would be ridiculous!
> 
> So, how did all Albert Einstein's science
> friends just happen to be Communists too?
> 
> And he filled up his Manhattan project
> top to bottom with communists!
> 
> There is a reason why he is a
> Master Spy...Albert Einstein was
> a smart guy! (i bet you guys didn't know that!!)
> 
> So, how did ALL Albert Einstein's science
> friends just happen to be Communists too?
> 
> The Answer is:
> 
> There was a secret organization
> that all of it's members were
> COMMUNISTS ONLY...and
> the requirement to be a member
> of the commie organization was you had
> to be also a ...Scientist!
> Commie Scientist Only Allowed.
> 
> BRILLIANT!!!!
> 
> Einstein didn't have to ask
> if they were commies....
> 
> and he told everybody
> "DON'T FUKIN TELL ANYBODY YOU'RE A FUKIN COMMIE, IT'S NOBODIES FUCKIN BUSINESS!!!!"
> 
> https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/1/1362144920201/Einstein-letter-009.jpg?width=620&dpr=1&s=none


Then, when Albert Einstein needed staff, girl secretaries, etc, he would go back to the same
secret organization that all of it's members who were COMMUNISTS Scientist..and ask them for
referals of communists only secretaries!

"I want a hot commie chick with A BIG ASS!!!!"




  



-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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