Re: On the indignity of flying.

From	Pancho <Pancho.Jones@proton.me>
Newsgroups	comp.os.linux.misc, alt.philosophy
Subject	Re: On the indignity of flying.
Date	2025-01-12 21:38 +0000
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On 1/12/25 11:15, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
> On 11/01/2025 23:54, D wrote:
>> But my 1 hour ride throug hell is now over, and I'm happily back in my 
>> apartment and not in a long metal tube full of people I do not like or 
>> do not want to meet! All is good now!
> 
> Fuck me - a real misanthrope!
> 
> Ryanair is the worst airline except for the legendary Braamfontein 
> Airlines - "the only planes with outside toilets"
> 
> Feast on this
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuLL8g8ena0
> 

I think you are factually mistaken, My uncle claimed to have actually 
used an outdoor toilet on another plane.

Apparently, he had been on a bombing mission in WW2 and was flying back 
over the North Sea when he had a desperate need for a shit. So he put 
the plane on auto pilot, opened the bomb door and took a shit through it.

Much relieved, he returned to base. Whereupon his commanding officer met 
him in front of his plane, and was congratulating him on a successful 
mission. Apparently halfway through this chat, his commander looked at 
the plane and became strangely distracted, it was only then that my 
uncle realised there were long brown smears all along the fuselage...

That is genuine story on my part, if my uncle was bullshitting me, or 
not, I will never know.

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On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-12 00:54 +0100
  Re: On the indignity of flying. The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2025-01-12 11:15 +0000
    Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-12 19:29 +0100
    Re: On the indignity of flying. Pancho <Pancho.Jones@proton.me> - 2025-01-12 21:38 +0000
      Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-13 10:15 +0100
        Re: On the indignity of flying. "186282@ud0s4.net" <186283@ud0s4.net> - 2025-01-13 04:35 -0500
          Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-13 20:45 +0100
        Re: On the indignity of flying. rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-01-13 23:10 +0000
          Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-14 21:57 +0100
            Re: On the indignity of flying. rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-01-15 01:09 +0000
              Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-15 09:57 +0100
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    Re: On the indignity of flying. The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2025-01-12 20:19 +0000
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      Re: On the indignity of flying. Rich <rich@example.invalid> - 2025-01-13 21:32 +0000
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        Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-14 19:06 +0100
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      Re: On the indignity of flying. John Ames <commodorejohn@gmail.com> - 2025-01-13 13:07 -0800
        Re: On the indignity of flying. Allodoxaphobia <trepidation@example.net> - 2025-01-13 21:49 +0000
        Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-14 19:28 +0100
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