Re: On the indignity of flying.

From	D <nospam@example.net>
Newsgroups	comp.os.linux.misc
Subject	Re: On the indignity of flying.
Date	2025-01-13 10:15 +0100
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On Sun, 12 Jan 2025, Pancho wrote:

> On 1/12/25 11:15, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
>> On 11/01/2025 23:54, D wrote:
>>> But my 1 hour ride throug hell is now over, and I'm happily back in my 
>>> apartment and not in a long metal tube full of people I do not like or do 
>>> not want to meet! All is good now!
>> 
>> Fuck me - a real misanthrope!
>> 
>> Ryanair is the worst airline except for the legendary Braamfontein Airlines 
>> - "the only planes with outside toilets"
>> 
>> Feast on this
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuLL8g8ena0
>> 
>
>
> I think you are factually mistaken, My uncle claimed to have actually used an 
> outdoor toilet on another plane.
>
> Apparently, he had been on a bombing mission in WW2 and was flying back over 
> the North Sea when he had a desperate need for a shit. So he put the plane on 
> auto pilot, opened the bomb door and took a shit through it.
>
> Much relieved, he returned to base. Whereupon his commanding officer met him 
> in front of his plane, and was congratulating him on a successful mission. 
> Apparently halfway through this chat, his commander looked at the plane and 
> became strangely distracted, it was only then that my uncle realised there 
> were long brown smears all along the fuselage...
>
> That is genuine story on my part, if my uncle was bullshitting me, or not, I 
> will never know.
>

Fascinating! I would have used some equipment or a helmet or equivalent, 
but to each is own. With a helmet, the story would not have been as good, 
so retrospectively, it was the right choice. ;)

On second thought, if someone would have used the helmet, it could have 
made for a nice finish!

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On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-12 00:54 +0100
  Re: On the indignity of flying. The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2025-01-12 11:15 +0000
    Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-12 19:29 +0100
    Re: On the indignity of flying. Pancho <Pancho.Jones@proton.me> - 2025-01-12 21:38 +0000
      Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-13 10:15 +0100
        Re: On the indignity of flying. "186282@ud0s4.net" <186283@ud0s4.net> - 2025-01-13 04:35 -0500
          Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-13 20:45 +0100
        Re: On the indignity of flying. rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-01-13 23:10 +0000
          Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-14 21:57 +0100
            Re: On the indignity of flying. rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2025-01-15 01:09 +0000
              Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-15 09:57 +0100
  Re: On the indignity of flying. Lars Poulsen <lars@cleo.beagle-ears.com> - 2025-01-12 14:47 +0000
    Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-12 19:31 +0100
    Re: On the indignity of flying. The Natural Philosopher <tnp@invalid.invalid> - 2025-01-12 20:19 +0000
  Re: On the indignity of flying. "Carlos E.R." <robin_listas@es.invalid> - 2025-01-13 16:05 +0100
    Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-13 20:08 +0100
      Re: On the indignity of flying. Rich <rich@example.invalid> - 2025-01-13 21:32 +0000
        Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-14 19:05 +0100
      Re: On the indignity of flying. "Carlos E.R." <robin_listas@es.invalid> - 2025-01-13 23:16 +0100
        Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-14 19:06 +0100
  Re: On the indignity of flying. Richard Kettlewell <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2025-01-13 15:42 +0000
    Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-13 20:09 +0100
      Re: On the indignity of flying. John Ames <commodorejohn@gmail.com> - 2025-01-13 13:07 -0800
        Re: On the indignity of flying. Allodoxaphobia <trepidation@example.net> - 2025-01-13 21:49 +0000
        Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-14 19:28 +0100
          Re: On the indignity of flying. John Ames <commodorejohn@gmail.com> - 2025-01-14 13:06 -0800
            Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-15 09:56 +0100
              Re: On the indignity of flying. John Ames <commodorejohn@gmail.com> - 2025-01-15 07:55 -0800
                Re: On the indignity of flying. D <nospam@example.net> - 2025-01-15 18:59 +0100

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