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  E-commerce Solutions and IT Development and Services Tom <iwebsquare@gmail.com> - 2011-12-23 21:51 -0800
    Re: E-commerce Solutions and IT Development and Services Lew <lewbloch@gmail.com> - 2011-12-24 10:24 -0800

#10982 — E-commerce Solutions and IT Development and Services

Iwebsquare was founded in 2000; and is a leading Software and
Application Development and Services Company based in the UK and US.
Our focal point is to deliver proven business solutions to our
valuable clients. Our expertise lies in software and application
development and IT Services; our portfolio and remarkable client list
is the result of 10 years' experience with skilful and quality work.

Apart from Software and Application development and IT Services we
have also spread our wings in the areas of Web Designing, Internet
Marketing and other range of IT services. In this competitive world,
we are recognized for the ability to accomplish our client's
expectations and with delivering the best software and application
solutions for our clients across the globe.

Iwebsquare is a process driven organization that documents methods and
tests to ensure highest levels of quality maintenance to deliver
software that can comply with world standards like ISO and Six Sigma.

For more info visit at: - http://www.iwebsquare.co.uk/

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On Friday, December 23, 2011 9:51:48 PM UTC-8, Tom wrote and I misquoted:
> Iwetpants was founded in 2000; and is a cheating Software [sic] and
> Application Development and Services Company based in the UK and US.

And yet they don't know the rules of English grammar.

> Our focal point is to deliver proven buzzword solutions to our
> valuable clients. Our expertise lies in software and application

Their less valuable clients are shit out of luck.

> pamphlets and IT Services; our portfolio and remarkable client list

Again, the less remarkable client list is another matter.

> is [sic] the result of 10 years' experience with skilful and quality work.

I thought the folks in the UK knew English better than those of us from the 
U.S.  Guess I was wrong, huh?  A bastion of professionalism, this Wetpants group.

> Apart from Software and Application development and IT Services we
> have also spread our wings in the areas of Web Designing, Internet

I can't make this any funnier than the OP already did.  "Spread our wings"?
Really?

> Marketing and other range of IT services. In this competitive world,
> we are recognized 

By the picture on the post-office wall ...

> for the ability to accomplish our client's

Oh, wait, I see, they only have the one client.

Is that the valuable one?

> expectations and with delivering the best software and application
> solutions for our clients across the globe.

Can you spell "hackneyed"?

> Iwetpants is a process driven [sic] organization that documents methods and
> tests to ensure highest levels of quality maintenance to deliver
> software that can comply with world standards like ISO and Six Sigma.

What exactly have they promised here?  (Hint:  Nothing.)  Okay, they promised 
to document methods and tests.  I guess they leave the development of those 
methods and tests to their clients (but just the ones who aren't valuable?).

> For more info visit at: - httｐ://www.iwetpants.co.uk/

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