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Re: E-commerce Solutions and IT Development and Services

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On Friday, December 23, 2011 9:51:48 PM UTC-8, Tom wrote and I misquoted:
> Iwetpants was founded in 2000; and is a cheating Software [sic] and
> Application Development and Services Company based in the UK and US.

And yet they don't know the rules of English grammar.

> Our focal point is to deliver proven buzzword solutions to our
> valuable clients. Our expertise lies in software and application

Their less valuable clients are shit out of luck.

> pamphlets and IT Services; our portfolio and remarkable client list

Again, the less remarkable client list is another matter.

> is [sic] the result of 10 years' experience with skilful and quality work.

I thought the folks in the UK knew English better than those of us from the 
U.S.  Guess I was wrong, huh?  A bastion of professionalism, this Wetpants group.

> Apart from Software and Application development and IT Services we
> have also spread our wings in the areas of Web Designing, Internet

I can't make this any funnier than the OP already did.  "Spread our wings"?
Really?

> Marketing and other range of IT services. In this competitive world,
> we are recognized 

By the picture on the post-office wall ...

> for the ability to accomplish our client's

Oh, wait, I see, they only have the one client.

Is that the valuable one?

> expectations and with delivering the best software and application
> solutions for our clients across the globe.

Can you spell "hackneyed"?

> Iwetpants is a process driven [sic] organization that documents methods and
> tests to ensure highest levels of quality maintenance to deliver
> software that can comply with world standards like ISO and Six Sigma.

What exactly have they promised here?  (Hint:  Nothing.)  Okay, they promised 
to document methods and tests.  I guess they leave the development of those 
methods and tests to their clients (but just the ones who aren't valuable?).

> For more info visit at: - httｐ://www.iwetpants.co.uk/

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