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Re: DECEMBER 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot

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On Tue, 01 Jan 2013 01:36:42 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
{One Of Four} wrote:

> The voting starts now for the December 2012 Kook Awards.
> 
> Keep in mind that the voting process will proceed for the entire month
> of January, with the results being announced on or about 31 January
> 2013.
> 
> Invite your friends, and cross-post the Official AUK Voting Ballot to
> your favorite haunts.
> 
> Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who can prove
> his socks contributed the most to the voting process will receive a
> special commendation by decree of the FNVWs.
> 
> For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered Official
> Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots shall be dealt with as
> the FNVWs see fit.
> 
> The roster below is a bit different than you're used to seeing. I shall
> endeavor to explain the voting process to you now.
> 
> Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists each person
> up for an award, then what awards they're up for. This makes it easier
> to vote only for those kooks you've been following. Multiple kooks can
> win the same award, so there's no need to keep track of who gets which
> vote, as you had to do with the old (now defunct) awards.
> 
> Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter a '+' in
> that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in that box represents a
> vote in the negative. Leaving the box blank represents an abstention.
> 
> The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are not
> eligible to be voted on, as they've already been awarded. Changing these
> has no effect.
> 
> Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote often.
> 
> As always, if there are any errors, please point them out, and the
> responsible parties shall have their skulls cracked open and their
> brains removed with a rusty ice cream scoop as they are simultaneously
> forced to correct the error.
> 
> Those nominations that were retracted, or were not seconded, have been
> removed from the Official Voting Ballot. The nominating MID has been
> included, so one can research what a kook has done to be nominated.
> 
> ----------
> 
> Adam H. Kerman
> [+]= Clueless Newbie of the Month (kae00r$oh2$5@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Loony Maroon Award (kaedsk$foo$10@dont-email.me)

The latest in a long line of victims of the contagious Derbyshire 
delusion.

> ----------
> 
> Albatross
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

Who did he spend his Christmas with? Emmett!

> ----------
> 
> Bit Rot
> [+]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award (k9fqsl$daq$2@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
> (76ffcab6-edfd-4a19-ae1d-e1167981148f@t5g2000vba.googlegroups.com)

Kook.

> ----------
> 
> Checkmate
> [+]= Bruce Dollep "Squicky Kink" Award (ka3do2$jgm$6@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Creepy Candy Coating Award (k9jolu$ie9$1@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
> (k9mkg1$lk0$5@dont-email.me)

Aww, no more fun from this one. Cowardly kook ran away.

<snicker>

> ----------
> 
> Cipher (aka Dave A Coward)
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

Another Christmas screedster.

> ----------
> 
> Cujo DeSockPuppet
> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (kb7jfg$eor$1@speranza.aioe.org)

And, in particular, obsessed with its namesake, like so many kooks around 
these parts.

> ----------
> 
> Danny Serlet (Scatboi)
> [+]= Nutless Gutless Award (kansfi$kcd$1@news.albasani.net)
> 
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

Gurgling tardisms with his fellow kooks instead of noshing on turkey with 
his family during Christmas. How sad.

> ----------
> 
> Ehmett bin Gulley
> [+]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (kamdde$e4f$4@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

Making light of the Newtown tragedy? Jerk. Consider this vote for your 
kook awards to be coal in your stocking for 2012. Merry Christmas, you 
nasty little kook!

> ----------
> 
> Emmett BADASS Gulley
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

You would look better if you'd let *them* screed all Christmas while 
*you* stayed offline.

> ----------
> 
> Emmett The Circus Monkey
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

It's quite likely that some kook is going to win two or three of these 
for December 2012 via sockpuppetry, for fuck's sake.

> ----------
> 
> Fred Hall
> [+]= Fred Hall "Trapped in the Petting Zoo" Award
> (k9jmqu$18v$5@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Tinfoil Cross with Fig Leaf Cluster (k9k9u1$das$9@dont-email.me)

Fake FNVW screeded a bit at the start of December, then dropped his fake-
FNVW act and ran like the coward he is. The good news is, the Tetrarchy 
now reigns completely unopposed by any pretender to the FNVW throne. The 
bad news is, less entertainment around here.

<snicker>

> ----------
> 
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Bit Rot
> (kaotaf$d1f$1@dont-email.me)

And Brain Rot's *still* yapping on command as of January 2.

> ----------
> 
> Gary Burnore
> [+]= Balsa Gavel Award (k9eh5v$e9e$1@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award
> (kaf7uq$709$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org)
> 
> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k9eh5v$e9e$1@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)
> 
> [+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
> (k9jkvu$18v$1@dont-email.me)

Cowardly diddler-kook.

> ----------
> 
> Heinrich
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

Ugh. :P

> ----------
> 
> Irkin Invader Zim / cainster@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

The 365-day-a-year 24/7 Emmett-obsessed screed machine screeds through 
another holiday.

> ----------
> 
> K Wills
> [+]= Cleopatra Award (kamdlu$e4f$6@dont-email.me)

You're in danger of reaching crush depth, kooky.

> ----------
> 
> Marvin the Martian
> [+]= Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award
> (chine.bleu-1B106F.23190326122012@news.eternal-september.org)

I think kensi seconded this, and I trust her judgment on physics-kook 
matters.

> ----------
> 
> Murphy (aka CastAlone, hundreds more nyms)
> [+]= Sheldon K00ker Compulsive Behavior Award (as TOSEM)
> (ka2mg0$f1c$1@speranza.aioe.org)
> 
> [+]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award (as Paul)
> (kal7ul$dac$1@speranza.aioe.org)
> 
> [+]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart (as RF)
> (kk0om$4jm$3@dont-email.me)

Ah, our leading candidate for 2012's Kook of the Year.

> ----------
> 
> NoSpamAtAll
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

Happy screedy holidays, kook!

> ----------
> 
> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> [+]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award (k9jobt$18v$6@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Bruce Dollep "Squicky Kink" Award (ka3do2$jgm$6@dont-email.me)
> 
> [+]= Loony Maroon Award (k9jobt$18v$6@dont-email.me)

The infamous recommender of variable-width fonts for usenet gets his.

> ----------
> 
> Sn!pe
> [+]= Tinfoil Star (k9mlad$lk0$8@dont-email.me)

Netkkkop.

> ----------
> 
> SpambustЯ
> [+]= Tinfoil Star (kab43r$pd$1@dont-email.me)

Irony alert: spammy poster that's also a netkkkop.

> ----------
> 
> The Revd
> [+]= Rubber Turkey Award
> (XnsA1365623FB90loclucktusborgorg@94.75.214.39)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way;
Oh what fun it is to kook out alllll Christmas day, hey!

> ----------
> 
> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms
> Of Use
> [+]= Tinfoil Star (as Sgt. Nutters' Only Darts Club Banned)
> (k9ujr8$aqi$18@dont-email.me)

Netkkkop the third.

> ----------
> 
> ======================================== GROUP NOMINEES:
> Albatross, Cujo DeSockpuppet, Irkin Invader Zim, Bit Rot, and Gary
> Burnore
> [+]= Ministry of Circle Jerks (k9k01m$iku$1@dont-email.me)
> ========================================

Burnore needs to be officially acknowledged as a new member.

<snicker>

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