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NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??)

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On Fri, 02 Nov 2012 01:51:31 -0400, _kookmeister_ (Pie Gurl) 
PiG@yahoo.calm WINNER - KOTM July 2012 wrote:

> kensi" (Paula) G Derbyshire <::---twisted0n3@gmail.com WINNER - KOTM
> July 2012
> 	 posted as news in   <k6sb05$8i6$1@speranza.aioe.org>
> and as - "PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!"
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/09/winners-usenet-kook-
awards-august-2012.html

Still denying the truth, eh, kooky? The truth that the k'lames of kensi 
being Derbyshire were disproved quite thoroughly.

>>On 31/10/2012 7:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> First, check out what kensi said:
>>>> I don't use Mixmin, so I don't particularly care. It just struck me
>>>> as odd.
>>>
>>> I think it's odd that anyone would use his FREE server, and complain
>>> about the fact he runs it the way he chooses.
>>
>>Who both used it and complained about it?
>>
> you did/do... paula ;----^

Proof, kooky?

>>I didn't.
>>
> lying kunt.

Proof, kooky? Misogynistic slur noted, BTW, kooky. You, like Greg Hall, 
really hate professional women in traditionally male-dominated fields -- 
that much is disgustingly apparent.

> do not fret, paula... i am working at _my_ pace on a whole package of
> your shit, in refuttdin' your flatout contradictory futtockin'
> :-----------------D

KoOkThReAt!! :)

> tonight (morning) you get this one short observation of a quick read of
> events since Sandy.
> unlike you i spent the greater part of the past weekend preparing for
> the storm,

Preparing for it in what manner? It's not like it went within ten 
thousand miles of your +0930 time zone, kooky. And spoofing a -0400 time 
zone in your post's Date: header doesn't change your location, either. We 
all know where you really live. It's been proved six ways to Sunday 
exactly who, where, and (most importantly) what you are. :P

> the bossman having as many of the street cans brought to
> depot and stacked, with emergency baggage issued in lieu. unlike you -
> well, your claim - i was well off the predicted path for the storm

By roughly the width of the planet you immigrated to from whichever alien 
world it is that births weirdos like you, kook.

> - as it was to move over land. but unlike you - well, in your dreams -
> i do not have much in the way of possessions,

Of course not, since it's not like a nut like you could ever hold down a 
job. Employers tend to frown on employees that are up all night screeding 
on Usenet, come to work bleary-eyed in the morning, and then do a slow, 
half-assed job while constantly mumbling "Derbyshire, Derbyshire, I'm 
gonna get you Derbyshire, somehow, someway..." and fiddling with the 
crinkly tin foil plastered all over their head, and that, when a customer 
calls with a disagreement about a billing issue, scream "YOU'RE 
DERBYSHIRE! I'LL KILL YUO!!!1!1" and hang up on them.

> traveling light i prefer my life over staying around relying on
> forecasters. i lit out, late but fast, and, as it turned out...
> unnecessary. but the bossman still had much for our crew to do and so
> this paycheck i am expecting the best of a month's pay for less than
> one weeks actual work in days, but a month in hours.

Let me get this straight. Though you're an unemployably-insane raving 
lunatic, you claim to have a "bossman" that pays by the hour? Does this 
"job" of yours involve bending over and thinking of England, by any 
chance, kooky?

Well, I guess an obsessed raving lunatic has to pay for his internet 
access *somehow* if he's to rant on Usenet all night about his 
obsessions, and it sure as hell isn't going to be by getting a *normal* 
job...

> today alone was 18hrs. and job is done... back  on roster next
> week, like.

It's nice to know that the gay bordello is that well organized.

> that THAT is real life paula... not the drama queen shit you posted
> (with socks) _immediately after_ i mentioned Sandy.

Kensi didn't post any "drama queen" shit. That'd be you. Remember "I just 
don't fskn' *believe*!"? You basically pulled a Rumpelstiltskin there, 
stamping your widdle feets until you broke in half and disappeared (only 
to show up days later with a new nym pretending to be someone different) 
when you couldn't get your own way (which, IIRC, was you wanted Ray 
Banana to kick someone off E-S, just on your say-so, who hadn't violated 
that server's AUP, and of course Ray said no). You pitched a truly 
memorable, 600-line hissy fit and crossposted it to half of Usenet, 
remember? You kooky drama queen.

And what kensi did post about the storm was caused by *the storm*. It hit 
the city she lives in. She didn't post about it because of *you*, you 
narcissistic little freak. Not everything in the world revolves around 
you, no matter what you think, you insane fuckwit.

> you - and nobody else i read - had even mentioned the storm in the days
> leading up to it, despite the fact it was all over the news in every
> bar and on front page of every newspaper.

What.

...

Earth to Murphy, Earth to Murphy, Reality called and she says she wants 
you to go to the toy store and buy a bag of marbles to replace the ones 
you've lost.

First you claim that *you* mentioning the storm somehow caused kensi to 
discuss it (rather than *the storm hitting her house* being the cause). 
And now you claim that *nobody talked about it, at all, EXCEPT kensi*? 
That not only contradicts your own mentioning of it, but also that the 
American news media and various netizens couldn't shut up about it for 
several full days.

Oh, but the Adelaide, Australia news media might well have not had much 
interest in it, and it's clear that you don't read your own posts -- 
especially, you don't PROOFread your own posts -- so it may be true after 
all that you didn't read any source discussing the storm except kensi. My 
apologies.

<snicker>

> i baited you, you lying kunt, and as predictable as you are you leapt
> right onto it with your "mobile device going flat" shit.

Proof that kensi lied, you insane fuckwit? Did you really expect that 
someone that has repeatedly said she lives in New York would *not* be 
impacted by the storm when it came? If she had not batted an eye and 
things had been business as usual with no mention of any storm by her 
right when it was at its worst, *that* would have been (highly 
circumstantial) evidence that she might not have been truthful about her 
location. And if that would be evidence *for* your theory of 
sockpuppetry, then the negation of that is evidence *against* it, per 
Bayes's Theorem. Yet here you are k'laming that, somehow, kensi 
discussing being impacted by the storm is evidence *for* your theory?! 
You're a stark, raving l00n.

Just to be thorough, I took a look at kensi's post headers from during 
the storm. The time zone in the Date: headers is that of NYC, and her 
user-agent changed from NewsTap (iPad) to NewsTap (iPhone) right when she 
says her pad ran out of juice and she switched to her phone. Not a hair 
is out of place here. You're just raving and blathering a crazy 
conspiracy theory that isn't supported by a single shred of evidence -- 
everything I looked at confirms what kensi's said and nothing supports 
your lunacy, kooky.

> what was going flat, derbyshire is your tinman act...

What does that last little bubble of retardation even *mean*, kooky? Care 
to explain it in plain English? WTF is a "tinman act"?

> you should have stuck to your "hanging siding" bullshit...

Please post a mid where kensi said anything about hanging siding.

> and taken "kensi" for a tour to london on the concorde...!

Flights out of NYC were canceled when the storm was bearing down on the 
city, you fucking moron. She couldn't avoid it that way. Also, it would 
be a fucking expensive way to avoid a storm that nearly everybody 
survived with, at worst, property damage and inconvenience. How many 
died? One in a hundred thousand New York City residents or fewer. She 
takes a bigger chance every time she goes anywhere near the city's car 
traffic FFS, which is probably at least five days a week.

> that fairytale is about as believable as the shit you wasted electricity
> writing.

Sez the kook writing unbelievable (and internally inconsistent) 
fairytales.

> 		ROTFLMAO@ewe-paula

You're not a very sporting kook, you know that? It takes some of the fun 
out of making a fool of you in public when you keep stealing the 
Tetrarchy's thunder by doing it to yourself like you did above, again, by 
posting that *ridiculously* stupid ... *thing* that I'm sure you think is 
really, really clever but that any normal person just shakes his or her 
head at thinking "how much glue did that Murphy g00n huff in childhood?!".

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What's with the kooky duplicate sig separators with no actual sig, 
Murphy? "Borken software detected", perhaps?

<snicker>

> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate,alt.free.newsservers,
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,alt.fan.art-bell,misc.legal,
> 24hoursupport.helpdesk,rec.arts.tv,comp.lang.java.programmer

EIGHT froups? How kooky. And you snecked AUK again, you coward.

Fix0red, of course. And I quoted every single screedy line you wrote. So 
everyone in AUK gets to point and laugh at the nutty monkey Murphy 
despite your attempt to hide from the all-seeing, kook-finding gaze of 
auk.

NOMINATION: Murphy for November's Kook of the Month, Loony Maroon, Coward 
of the Month, *and* Chernobyl Award for today's multiple-post kookout in 
a dozen or so newsgroups, screeding his Derbyshire rants, making vague 
and kooky threats, contradicting himself and reality repeatedly, pointing 
to evidence *against* his Kooky Konspiracy Theory as somehow *supporting* 
it, pusillanimously snecking AUK while crossposting to seemingly every 
*other* froup on usenet when responding to posts in AUK that are off-
topic everywhere else, and apparently heading rapidly towards another 
spectacular feets-stomping temper tantrum.

Do you still think you're *winning*, for fuck's sake, you illucid fuckwit?

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