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Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??

From Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge>
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Subject Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??
Date 2012-11-01 23:06 -0700
Organization Checkmate's Discount House of Spatulas, Seattle, WA
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First, check out what _kookmeister_ said:


> 
> kensi" (Paula) G Derbyshire <::---twisted0n3@gmail.com WINNER - KOTM July 2012
> 	 posted as news in   <k6sb05$8i6$1@speranza.aioe.org>
> and as - "PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!"
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/09/winners-usenet-kook-awards-august-2012.html
> >On 31/10/2012 7:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> >> First, check out what kensi said:
> >>> I don't use Mixmin, so I don't particularly care. It just struck me as odd.
> >>
> >> I think it's odd that anyone would use his FREE server, and complain
> >> about the fact he runs it the way he chooses.
> >
> >Who both used it and complained about it? 
> >
> you did/do... paula ;----^
> 
> >I didn't.
> >
> lying kunt.
> 
> do not fret, paula... i am working at _my_ pace on a whole package 
> of your shit, in refuttdin' your flatout contradictory futtockin' :-----------------D
> 
> tonight (morning) you get this one short observation of a quick read
> of events since Sandy.
> unlike you i spent the greater part of the past weekend preparing for 
> the storm, the bossman having as many of the street cans brought 
> to depot and stacked, with emergency baggage issued in lieu.
> unlike you - well, your claim - i was well off the predicted path for 
> the storm - as it was to move over land. but unlike you - well, in your 
> dreams - i do not have much in the way of possessions, traveling
> light i prefer my life over staying around relying on forecasters.
> i lit out, late but fast, and, as it turned out... unnecessary.
> but the bossman still had much for our crew to do and so this 
> paycheck i am expecting the best of a month's pay for less than one 
> weeks actual work in days, but a month in hours. today alone was
> 18hrs. and job is done... back  on roster next week, like.
> 
> that THAT is real life paula... not the drama queen shit you posted 
> (with socks) _immediately after_ i mentioned Sandy. 
> you - and nobody else i read - had even mentioned the storm
> in the days leading up to it, despite the fact it was all over the 
> news in every bar and on front page of every newspaper.
> 
> i baited you, you lying kunt, and as predictable as you are you leapt 
> right onto it with your "mobile device going flat" shit.
> what was going flat, derbyshire is your tinman act... you should
> have stuck to your "hanging siding" bullshit...  and taken "kensi" for 
> a tour to london on the concorde...!  
> that fairytale is about as believable as the shit you wasted 
> electricity writing.
> 		ROTFLMAO@ewe-paula
> 
> -- 

Did... did you just imply that "Kensi" is... is a SOCK?

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"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you 
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix 

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"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

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Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ?? _kookmeister_ <00@derbyshire.kooks.out.example.com> - 2012-11-02 01:51 -0400
  Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ?? Checkmate <LunaticFringe@The.Edge> - 2012-11-01 23:06 -0700
  NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-11-02 06:37 +0000
    In Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> - 2012-11-02 07:06 +0000
      Re: In Which A Challenge is made to Pauldelbrot This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> - 2012-11-05 01:20 +0000
    Re: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??) CastAlone <ca@ca.org.example> - 2012-11-02 09:14 -0400
      Re: NOMINATIONS (was Re: Ray Banana is the champion of the retards. ??) Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-11-04 06:14 +0000

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