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Re: NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES!

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Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
> HELLO 2026. I ENTER THE NEW YEAR, WITH DAMAGED TESTICLES FROM 2025. THE 
> UNLOOPER FIRE SEVERELY CHARRED MY BALLSACK, AND MY PENIS GOT SLIGHTLY 
> BURNED AS WELL.
> 
> I AM STILL TRYING TO PUT THE P5 CARD IN MY NEW UNLOOPER/LOADER. ITS SOME 
> WEIRD CHINESE BRAND, CALLED MEAWANNAFREEATVA. SO FAR, THE CARD HAS NOT 
> BEEN HACKED. AND WHEN I INSERT IT INTO MY DTV BOX, THE TV SCREEN SHOWS A 
> BIG ERECT DONG. SWINGING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A PENDULUM.
> 
> I TRIED SOME OLD TRICKS, LIKE RUBBING MY LIMP DICK ON THE DISH LNB. AND 
> STICKING THE COAX IN MY POOPCHUTE, AND THRUSTING MY HIPS BACK AND FORTH. 
> NOTHING HAPPENED. THE TV IS STILL SHOWING NO CHANNELS, AND MY DICK, 
> BALLS, AND SHITHOLE, ARE SWOLLEN.
> 
> I AM MR PENIS.
> MR PENIS
> 
> P-E-N-I-S
> 
> TITS
> 
> MR PENIS 2026 AND BEYOND
> 
> FAREWELL TILL NEXT TIME, YOU ALT.DSS.HACK CUMBUCKETS


The whole new3sgroup buggered up on me I had to delete the newsgroup and 
install it again. Some cc guy posted endless binary crap and I couldn't 
find anything. I'm still going to use Seamonkey because I can't use 
Netscape for newsgroups anymore. I hope 2026 is the big year for me to 
make the big breakthrough and come up with the P5 hack.

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