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| Subject | Re: NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES! |
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| Newsgroups | alt.dss.hack |
| References | <69597c5d$3$20$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com> <EadbR.121309$UIC2.77483@fx11.iad> |
| From | Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> |
| Message-ID | <8cdbR.121310$UIC2.41840@fx11.iad> (permalink) |
| Date | 2026-01-18 17:32 -0500 |
Tony wrote: > Mr NEW PENIS wrote: >> HELLO 2026. I ENTER THE NEW YEAR, WITH DAMAGED TESTICLES FROM 2025. >> THE UNLOOPER FIRE SEVERELY CHARRED MY BALLSACK, AND MY PENIS GOT >> SLIGHTLY BURNED AS WELL. >> >> I AM STILL TRYING TO PUT THE P5 CARD IN MY NEW UNLOOPER/LOADER. ITS >> SOME WEIRD CHINESE BRAND, CALLED MEAWANNAFREEATVA. SO FAR, THE CARD >> HAS NOT BEEN HACKED. AND WHEN I INSERT IT INTO MY DTV BOX, THE TV >> SCREEN SHOWS A BIG ERECT DONG. SWINGING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A PENDULUM. >> >> I TRIED SOME OLD TRICKS, LIKE RUBBING MY LIMP DICK ON THE DISH LNB. >> AND STICKING THE COAX IN MY POOPCHUTE, AND THRUSTING MY HIPS BACK AND >> FORTH. NOTHING HAPPENED. THE TV IS STILL SHOWING NO CHANNELS, AND MY >> DICK, BALLS, AND SHITHOLE, ARE SWOLLEN. >> >> I AM MR PENIS. >> MR PENIS >> >> P-E-N-I-S >> >> TITS >> >> MR PENIS 2026 AND BEYOND >> >> FAREWELL TILL NEXT TIME, YOU ALT.DSS.HACK CUMBUCKETS > I hit the wrong button send later instead of send now and lost my entire reply. Not a great start to 2026.
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NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-01-03 15:30 -0500
Re: NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-01-18 17:31 -0500
Re: NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-01-18 17:32 -0500
Re: NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-01-18 17:30 -0500
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