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| Date | 2026-01-03 15:30 -0500 |
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| Newsgroups | alt.dss.hack |
| From | Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> |
| Subject | NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES! |
| Message-ID | <69597c5d$3$20$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com> (permalink) |
HELLO 2026. I ENTER THE NEW YEAR, WITH DAMAGED TESTICLES FROM 2025. THE UNLOOPER FIRE SEVERELY CHARRED MY BALLSACK, AND MY PENIS GOT SLIGHTLY BURNED AS WELL. I AM STILL TRYING TO PUT THE P5 CARD IN MY NEW UNLOOPER/LOADER. ITS SOME WEIRD CHINESE BRAND, CALLED MEAWANNAFREEATVA. SO FAR, THE CARD HAS NOT BEEN HACKED. AND WHEN I INSERT IT INTO MY DTV BOX, THE TV SCREEN SHOWS A BIG ERECT DONG. SWINGING BACK AND FORTH LIKE A PENDULUM. I TRIED SOME OLD TRICKS, LIKE RUBBING MY LIMP DICK ON THE DISH LNB. AND STICKING THE COAX IN MY POOPCHUTE, AND THRUSTING MY HIPS BACK AND FORTH. NOTHING HAPPENED. THE TV IS STILL SHOWING NO CHANNELS, AND MY DICK, BALLS, AND SHITHOLE, ARE SWOLLEN. I AM MR PENIS. MR PENIS P-E-N-I-S TITS MR PENIS 2026 AND BEYOND FAREWELL TILL NEXT TIME, YOU ALT.DSS.HACK CUMBUCKETS
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NEW YEAR-NEW TESTICLE TROUBLES! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-01-03 15:30 -0500
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