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WAR AND TESTICLES!

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I VOLUNTEERED TO JOIN THE WAR EFFORT, AND FIGHT THE IRANIAN SCUM. BUT 
THE DEPT OF WAR REJECTED ME, BECAUSE OF MY SCORCHED BALLSACK, THANKS TO 
A FAULTY CHINA MADE UNLOOPER DEVICE.

IT SPARKED AND EMITTED FLAMES, AND THEY SHOT DOWNWARDS, AND ZAPPED MY 
BIG NUTBAG. MY SCHLONG WAS ALSO INJURED, BUT IT WAS LIMP AND HANGING TO 
THE RIGHT, AND ESCAPED THE WORST OF THE FIRE. HOWEVER, MY BALLBAG WASNT 
AS FORTUNATE, AND RECEIVED PAINFUL, PERMANENT DISFIGUREMENT. I WILL POST 
PICS IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED. BUT BE WARNED, ITS SCARY.

I AM MR PENIS

PENIS

TESTES

BONER

I AM MR PENIS

BALLS

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