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Re: GENITAL JAMBOREE INCIDENT!

Date 2026-02-26 20:57 -0500
Subject Re: GENITAL JAMBOREE INCIDENT!
Newsgroups alt.dss.hack
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From Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com>
Message-ID <69a0fa1f$10$20$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com> (permalink)

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On 2/25/2026 2:00 PM, Tony wrote:
> Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>> I ATTENDED A GENITAL JAMOBOREE. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD TO RUN OUT 
>> CRYING. ALL THE JAMBOREE PEOPLE SAW MY BURNED SWOLLEN BALLS, THAT WERE 
>> INJURED MONTHS AGO FROM AN UNLOOPER FIRE.THEY LAUGHED AND CALLED MY 
>> BLACKBALLS.
>>
>> MY TESTICLES ARE CRUSTY AND GROSS.
>>
>> MR PENIS
>>
>> I AM MR PENIS
>>
>> P-E-N-I-S
>>
>> BALLSACK
>>
>> SCHLONG
>>
>>
>    What about that salve shit you put on them? I guess it only works on 
> normal skin not foreskin.

Yes the salve! You have been paying attention to my posts! Good for you! 
Unfortunately the salve makes my ballsack greasy, and nothing else. Its 
great for yanking it when I get a boner. I am yanking it right 
nowwwwwwwwww!!  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!  Zzzzzzzz.

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GENITAL JAMBOREE INCIDENT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-02-23 09:29 -0500
  Re: GENITAL JAMBOREE INCIDENT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-02-25 14:00 -0500
    Re: GENITAL JAMBOREE INCIDENT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-02-26 20:57 -0500

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