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Re: WAR AND TESTICLES!

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Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
> I VOLUNTEERED TO JOIN THE WAR EFFORT, AND FIGHT THE IRANIAN SCUM. BUT 
> THE DEPT OF WAR REJECTED ME, BECAUSE OF MY SCORCHED BALLSACK, THANKS TO 
> A FAULTY CHINA MADE UNLOOPER DEVICE.
> 
> IT SPARKED AND EMITTED FLAMES, AND THEY SHOT DOWNWARDS, AND ZAPPED MY 
> BIG NUTBAG. MY SCHLONG WAS ALSO INJURED, BUT IT WAS LIMP AND HANGING TO 
> THE RIGHT, AND ESCAPED THE WORST OF THE FIRE. HOWEVER, MY BALLBAG WASNT 
> AS FORTUNATE, AND RECEIVED PAINFUL, PERMANENT DISFIGUREMENT. I WILL POST 
> PICS IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED. BUT BE WARNED, ITS SCARY.
> 
> I AM MR PENIS
> 
> PENIS
> 
> TESTES
> 
> BONER
> 
> I AM MR PENIS
> 
> BALLS

I can literally walk out my front door and see Pakis to aim my rifles 
at. The Liberals destroyed what was left of CanaDUH by overrunning it 
with third world bucket sludge from India and Pakistan. Years ago I 
tried to sign up for the Soviet national army figuring I'd be the ace in 
the hole and could single-handedly win the war all by myself. I 
shouldn't have told them I wear glasses. I gotZ turned down but don't 
wantZ to getZ laser surgery on my eyes in case something goes wrong.

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