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Re: What Made My Day Today :-)

From Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com>
Newsgroups sci.physics
Subject Re: What Made My Day Today :-)
Date 2024-12-01 19:25 -0600
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- News has it that it was "discovered" that a large number of Iran's 
industries that directly deal with the first phase of a number of 
processes involving gas, oil, agriculture, etc, are working much more 
slowly than they were a few years ago :)

This far, it already says enough about how two-bit managers are working 
in Iran.

Then a task force was created to investigate it. It turned out that 
these industries have trouble receiving nuts! Yes, bolts and nuts that 
they order from foreign countries...

So the team did some more of looking and found out that all major 
industries in Iran that used to make these nuts and bolts of various 
sizes are down! ... Hahhahhahahh :) Talking about Mullah's placing their 
sons at those positions.

So they investigated farther and the reason was that a few key parts in 
all of these machines are defective, and the European companies who used 
to supply them to Iran have stopped doing that.

So the machines stopped. Nuts and bolts stopped being manufactured. And 
the effect of it fucked up major industries that need these nuts and bolts.

And guess what. Nobody was even talking about this :)

That's what happens when you involve clerics into areas of activity that 
should not be their business.

This matter was reported to government and they sent their scientists 
and engineers to check those machines out. They literally disassembled 
these huge machines and studied every part of it; how they work, why 
certain parts don't work, and found that the design of some of them 
themselves were idiotic and would rapidly lead to some of their parts 
getting ruined.

So instead of reproducing these parts now that EU would not sell them, 
they decided to redesign these machines!

They did that, finished the job, created new machines with none of the 
problems that the European ones had. They began churning out any nuts 
and bolts ever needed, and this covered the 120 thousand tons of nuts 
and bolts that Iran's industries needed yearly. So all those industries 
began working as fast as before instead of waiting for nuts and bolts to 
arrive from various parts of the world.

What hit me when I read that is that nobody even was complaining about 
this. It had to be indirectly "discovered" :-( Imagine how many other 
defects in the fabric of industry in Iran is there sitting to be 
"discovered." Cause sure as hell nobody talks about it.

I think their owners aren't even in Iran. They're in California perhaps, 
giving ass in San Francisco, and care little about what they own in 
Iran. This can explain the comedy better than any other reason one could 
think of.

These owners may have been Jews or Baha'is, anybody who doesn't give a 
hoot about any industry in Iran, be it their own industries.

I hope by seeing the way this simple matter was discovered, the 
authorities will get better at finding the rest of funny situations like 
this and take care of them as well.

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What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-22 01:47 -0600
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2024-11-22 11:50 +0000
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-22 15:02 -0600
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-22 16:01 -0600
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-22 16:56 -0600
          Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-24 01:03 -0600
            Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-29 16:00 -0600
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-04-30 13:36 -0500
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-05-28 21:27 -0500
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-05-29 22:19 -0500
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-06-04 18:08 -0500
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-06-05 00:38 -0500
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-06-12 14:28 -0500
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) x <x@x.org> - 2024-11-22 12:49 -0800
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-23 03:25 +0000
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Jim Pennino <jimp@gonzo.specsol.net> - 2024-11-22 20:16 -0800
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-23 08:13 +0000
          Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Jim Pennino <jimp@gonzo.specsol.net> - 2024-11-23 08:13 -0800
            Re: What Made My Day Today :-) x <x@x.org> - 2024-11-23 13:15 -0800
              Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-24 01:33 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Jim Pennino <jimp@gonzo.specsol.net> - 2024-11-23 18:46 -0800
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-24 08:41 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Jim Pennino <jimp@gonzo.specsol.net> - 2024-11-24 07:06 -0800
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-24 15:41 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-24 13:46 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-25 01:57 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-24 21:36 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-25 04:48 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-25 18:17 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-26 02:07 +0000
            Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-24 01:12 +0000
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-22 23:16 -0600
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-23 08:21 +0000
          Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-11-23 17:46 -0600
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-11-23 09:07 +0000
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) x <x@x.org> - 2024-11-23 07:12 -0800
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-01 19:25 -0600
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-02 02:41 +0000
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-01 22:01 -0600
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-05 01:30 -0600
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-05 22:53 -0600
          Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-06 17:31 -0600
            Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-07 00:42 -0600
              Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-07 18:46 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-08 00:02 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-08 15:00 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-08 13:17 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-09 02:15 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-08 14:00 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-10 16:21 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-11 17:14 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-12 01:41 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-12 13:54 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-13 01:35 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-12 20:53 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-12 20:58 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-12 21:08 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (bertietaylor) - 2024-12-13 10:18 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-13 08:07 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-13 19:19 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-14 02:56 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 14:42 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 15:48 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 14:52 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 16:04 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Maciej Wozniak <mlwozniak@wp.pl> - 2025-03-01 22:41 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 17:15 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Maciej Wozniak <mlwozniak@wp.pl> - 2025-03-02 07:39 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-02 14:01 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-03-02 22:21 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) David LaRue <huey.dll@tampabay.rr.com> - 2025-03-02 22:55 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-03-02 23:17 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) "Chris M. Thomasson" <chris.m.thomasson.1@gmail.com> - 2025-03-02 15:21 -0800
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-03-03 00:07 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Borax Man <rotflol2@hotmail.com> - 2025-03-02 03:24 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Borax Man <rotflol2@hotmail.com> - 2025-03-02 03:22 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Thomas Heger <ttt_heg@web.de> - 2025-03-02 11:31 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2025-03-02 11:03 -0800
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Thomas Heger <ttt_heg@web.de> - 2025-03-03 09:40 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2025-03-01 18:19 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 19:11 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 18:30 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-01 18:52 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2025-03-02 12:13 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-02 13:48 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2025-03-02 16:03 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-02 16:14 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2025-03-02 16:41 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Maciej Wozniak <mlwozniak@wp.pl> - 2025-03-02 22:47 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-03-02 22:10 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2025-03-02 15:11 -0800
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-02 19:56 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Maciej Wozniak <mlwozniak@wp.pl> - 2025-03-03 06:25 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-03 08:43 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Maciej Wozniak <mlwozniak@wp.pl> - 2025-03-03 15:53 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-03-03 15:44 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Maciej Wozniak <mlwozniak@wp.pl> - 2025-03-03 23:28 +0100
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-03-03 22:51 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) "Chris M. Thomasson" <chris.m.thomasson.1@gmail.com> - 2025-03-03 15:11 -0800
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-03-04 04:43 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Rudy Canoza <rudy@phil.hendrie.con> - 2025-03-02 03:35 -0500
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-03-02 13:05 +0000
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-02 23:27 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-03-03 22:52 -0600
                Re: What Made My Day Today :-) "Chris M. Thomasson" <chris.m.thomasson.1@gmail.com> - 2025-03-03 20:59 -0800
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-12 20:29 -0600
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-13 14:40 -0600
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-13 17:48 -0600
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-13 19:12 -0600
          Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-13 19:43 -0600
            Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-13 21:00 -0600
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-14 17:18 -0600
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-19 16:48 -0600
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-21 19:11 -0600
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-22 22:14 -0600
          Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2024-12-23 19:32 -0600
            Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-09 17:24 -0600
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-20 07:27 +0000
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2024-12-30 02:39 +0000
  Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-17 20:54 -0600
    Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-23 22:21 -0600
      Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-01-29 16:34 -0600
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-01-30 03:52 +0000
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) bertietaylor@myyahoo.com (Bertietaylor) - 2025-01-30 03:58 +0000
        Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-02-06 21:05 -0600
          Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Physfitfreak <physfitfreak@gmail.com> - 2025-02-08 18:09 -0600
            Re: What Made My Day Today :-) Mild Shock <janburse@fastmail.fm> - 2025-02-09 15:44 +0100

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