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Re: A Problem To Solve :-)

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On 3/18/2024 2:46 PM, Farley Flud wrote:
> On Sun, 17 Mar 2024 01:04:31 -0500, Physfitfreak wrote:
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>>> He took his shoes and clothes off down to only a loose short; quickly
>>> brushed his teeth with a bit of table salt "toothpaste" and gargled the
>>> mouth pristine clean. This toothpaste thingy was also another mark of
>>> cro-magnons. The fucking species itself was for some unknown reason,
>>> goo-lover. They put goo into their soaps, they rubbed goo over their
>>> entire bodies, they sold pure goo to rub their hands with; goo in their
>>> shampoos, goo in their antibiotics, goo before fucking each other's homo
>>> asses, and goo as the material to wash their teeth with. Nothing simpler
>>> and better and cleaner and healthier and more natural than a few
>>> milligrams of salt to use, to wash teeth, and that species _never_ found
>>> that out. _Will_ never find it out.
>>>
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> I have to take issue with your description of Western toothpaste
> as "goo."
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> Western toothpaste contains diatomaceous earth which is an excellent
> and mild abrasive to remove any dental plaque and tartar as well as acting
> as a gum stimulant to prevent gingivitis.  Salt alone cannot do this.
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> Western toothpaste also contains surfactants that greatly aid in the
> uniform distribution of the abrasives and other ingredients.
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> Western toothpaste also contains fluorides which can strengthen enamel.
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> I would never prefer salt to a good formulated toothpaste.
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>>>
>>> He then took the little flashlight with him and went around turning off
>>> all the lights in the house except the two outside ones for cameras to
>>> see better, then opened the blinds on the windows so he'd wake up in the
>>> morning basked in intense sunlight inside the living room. Got to bed,
>>> touched to check for the mighty 9 mm to see if it was there where it was
>>> supposed to be, then subtracted the number of curses of the day from
>>> 200, and mentally noted how many curses he was allowed the day after.
>>> Then, within just a few seconds, he was asleep.
>>>
>>> Woke up after intense dreams of eating Long John Silvers fish fillets
>>> and coleslaw before, while, and after anything he did in that dream, and
>>> sure enough found the whole living room was filled with sunlight. Cats
>>> on seeing him awake began moving around saying hi and get vocal and
>>> active with each other, ready for their food.
>>>
>>> As hungry as he felt, if it was the day after yesterday for sure, it
>>> wouldn't be an eating day for Physfit, so coffee was the maximum he
>>> could indulge in. Prepared that cheapest fucking coffee he could put his
>>> hands on in Dallas from Aldi's, "Beaumont Coffee, Classic Roast", which
>>> had a map of Texas on its lid, and said right there, "Go Texan",
>>> underneath, which still was potent enough to place the very essence of
>>> life and the zest for it back in him a 100%. He'd pay for "best" coffee
>>> in the world, so don't get him wrong, but out of grudge for those crooks
>>> who quadrupled their prices just to claim theirs were better, he kind of
>>> proved to himself and them both, that they were mere crooks, by showing
>>> that the cheapest coffee in the entire world still did exactly what it
>>> was supposed to do.
>>>
>>> Physfit sat down with the cats and began enjoying his cup of coffee.
>>> Each time he sipped it, it was one seep of coffee he had not bought from
>>> those motherfuckers, adding to the pleasure in this morning habit of
>>> his. Two of the cats always competed to be on his lap. It was the turn
>>> for the white and green tabby one. The one who always looked at him with
>>> wet eyes and pink eyelids, assertively, as well as interrogatively,
>>> knowing that she owned him, and letting him know she was happy to be
>>> with him, but whether it was so for him as well. It sure was, and he
>>> wouldn't know how to tell her that. He lacked such mastery in expressing
>>> without words. So she kept asking the same question every time she
>>> looked at him straight in the eyes. She was allergic to something there
>>> in the house.
>>>
>>> Then on a hunch, Physfit went to the window to check the magic mountain.
>>> It was there. So everything again became affected by some degree of
>>> uncertainty. Especially the time. He was so unusually hungry. Was it
>>> really the day after the night of enjoying that zesty Long John Silver's
>>> fillets and coleslaw? Could it be a totally different day? Bed was still
>>> in the living room, so not too much could've passed since.
>>>
>>> He began the routine of feeding the cats. That routine was long and
>>> involved enough to make him tired. Usually needing a 15 or 20-minute
>>> visit to physics and COLA forums to rest and catch his energy again as
>>> he let his dick do whatever it wanted there. There was a time that he'd
>>> get physically active in the house for 4 hours, on weekends, before
>>> needing any rest, but now at that age, the period had shortened to about
>>> an hour and a half. This made him visit forums a few times too often per
>>> day than he _and_ his dick liked.
>>>
>>> So he did visit usenet and took a look inside physics, and then COLA
>>> forums. Same crap going on in both. In physics forum a couple of loonies
>>> were trying to imitate a human that's actually alive, and in COLA,
>>> groupies were following Farley this way and that way like little kids,
>>> struggling to get a response from him. Or coming for Physfit's dick to
>>> get the links they still painfully missed, after their fuck-ups in the
>>> manner with which they'd asked for them. What a zoo. He clicked the
>>> Thunderbird closed, and decided to find out what day it really was.
>>>
>>> He checked inside his pants pockets and found the receipt for the Long
>>> John Silver's. Checked the date on the almost zero charge smartphone
>>> with the date on the receipt. Four days had passed!...
>>>
>>> So no wonder, and what was good about it? He could make another
>>> excursion to Long John Silver's :-) Which he almost immediately did.
>>>
>>> Physfit drove the 7 miles, windows all open, feeling great. Texas could
>>> beat American homos and smart alecks' "San Francisco" ten times over on
>>> days like that. Too bad they were rare. And too bad each time they came,
>>>    people couldn't go outside to enjoy them. They had to be at work. And
>>> only when the day was over and gone, they'd come out to live with what
>>> was left of it.
>>>
>>> He got there, got his Aspire One mini laptop dedicated to DOS with
>>> qBASIC on it out of his backpack and fired it on, drove into the
>>> drive-thru and at the menu board ran the code he'd made to convert
>>> repeating decimals into reduced fractions, before ordering anything. As
>>> he looked up to see the menu, he went like,
>>>
>>>      "What in the world of the Holy Fucking Penis!" as he slowly scanned
>>> the board left and right.
>>>
>>> All prices were given in continued fractions. He shouted, "FUCK!" and
>>> turned off and placed his Aspire One mini laptop dedicated to DOS with
>>> qBASIC on it back inside his backpack, made the order for three fillets,
>>> then drove to the window.
>>>
>>> Same nice girl was at the window, gadget in hand, with "nice" meaning
>>> fuckworthy. She put some numbers in the gadget and told him, "$15 for
>>> fillets by themselves, and $22 for same, but as meal." Physfit said,
>>> "Wasn't it the other night $13 and $18 respectively?" She replied, "This
>>> is Dallas, and that was the other night."
>>>
>>> On taking that relatively brash remark, Physfit told himself, "Hmm.. so
>>> she's only good for fuck then." He briefly looked forward and then back
>>> at the clerk and asked how she'd calculated the price. She said the
>>> number the continued fraction is calculated into was the price of the
>>> three fillets as meal, and the sum of the numbers that were added to all
>>> those fractions, from first line down to the last line at the bottom,
>>> gave the price for the three fillets on their own.
>>>
>>> He added a huge side of coleslaw to the order, paid for it and drove
>>> back home.
>>>
>>> On the menu board, how was the price of the three fillets expressed in
>>> continued fractions?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>> But the stupid clerk had made a mistake in explaining the pricing. When
>> Physfit called Long John Silvers and asked for the pricing again, since
>> what the clerk had told him was impossible, they explained that it was
>> the numerator of the reduced fraction that the continued fraction would
>> reduce into, which gave the price of the meal, not the whole fraction.
>>
>> Then Physfit regenerated the continued fraction, at home, that
>> represented the price of the three fillets on the menu board.
>>
>> If Physfit could do this, anyone could do that too, right? Hehe :)
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But it's gooey.

Make a powder of all that, to be used only with water without creating a 
gooey texture, and I'll be all for it. "Tooth powder" on the shelves 
still exist, but are extremely rarer than the toothpaste across the 
cro-magnon realms. And even then, when I tried, yielded a gooey texture 
in the mouth and not a watery texture.

Perhaps you tried salt using too much of it. A very little amount of 
salt, about the size of an aspirin pill, is all that's needed. Salt is 
abrasive and anti-microbial. It is to a little extent abrasive to gums 
as well, which in fact is beneficial, stimulating them to regenerate 
faster and develop slightly thicker skin. And works well if you brush 
your teeth just once a day, best at night before sleeping.

If you're concerned with tea or coffee stains, you can add a tiny bit of 
baking soda to it (sodium bicarbonate).

Goo rules herr. If dishwashing liquid is not gooey, it does not sell. If 
clothes washing machine detergent is not gooey, it doesn't sell as well 
as the powdered ones. In fact it is harder and harder now to find the 
powder form of them. If soap bars don't have additional goo mixed in, 
people don't touch them, fearing "dry skin" would result. If skin is dry 
for some reason, people rub goo on it instead of making sure it is 
brushed clean and then wait for the natural oil seep out over the skin.

If after using soap bars and brushes to wash your skin in the shower, 
the skin doesn't feel gooey under the last shower, then the soap used 
will never get purchased again by that user. If cleaned skin is squeeky 
clean, which is what the clean skin is indeed, it horrifies that user, 
because it is not gooey and therefore not good. God forbit if shampoo 
would come in the form of a powder and not goo. Soap bars are gradually 
giving in to shower jells, cause the latter is gooey.

If a cake doesn't have an inch-thick fucking goo all over it, it won't sell!

Have you tried Iranian stores who sell Iranian pastries? You dont' find 
anything gooey in them. You'd just pay five times the price of gooey 
pastries out there, and buy the non-gooey ones from those stores, 
because it still sells at those prices!

Plain yogurt in this land of the brave, without adding goo to it as 
well, stayes on the shelves until expiration day. Who dares here to 
touch yogurt as it naturally made? You just have to give it a gooey 
texture to make sure it'll sell.

Goo on the skin makes money. Goo in the mouth, if sweet, makes money. 
Goo on the lips. Goo in and around the ass. Goo in the laxatives. Goo in 
medicinal oral suspensions. Goo in the hamburger. Goo in the salads. Goo 
to pour over your steaks. Goo to rub over your rotisserie chicken.

Iranians make kabobs and enjoy it. You turn the kabob into barbecue, 
cause it's gooey.










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