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Re: Since valloe blocked me...

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CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote at 19:03 this Wednesday (GMT):
> ... he won't mind that I will teach you all how to run the latest games 
> under Linux. It's incredibly simple.
>
> 1) Download and install Steam.
> 2) Select the game you want to play and click Properties.
> 3) Go to General, venture in Launch Options
> 4) Checkmark "Electrocute grandma whenever I play this title."
> 5) Shut down your computer.
> 6) Open it up, pour exactly 3.7732 millilitres of ketchup directly onto 
> your processor.
> 7) Don't close your case.
> 8) Trap the rat living in your house by inserting cheese-flavoured 
> crystal meth into a trap.
> 9) Knock the rat out by whacking it once with a hammer.
> 10) Place the rat nearly onto a cutting board by setting it on its back 
> and nailing each of its paws away from its body to form an X.
> 11) Cleanse yourself of all sins by offering the rat's soul to Wretched 
> Stallman. Make sure that the rat is conscious and terrified at the sight 
> of him like the rest of us.
> 12) When it is deceased, cut its head off and tape it to the processor's 
> fan.
> 13) Close your case.
> 14) Turn on your computer and send an e-mail in Creole to your friendly 
> neighbourhood Haitian, demanding that they pray to their favourite demon 
> to open a portal to Hell and provide a line of communication to Satan 
> himself. If you can't write in Creole, simply smash your fist onto the 
> keyboard a few times and be amazed that the message was understood.
> 15) When Satan's contract to learn Yiddish appears on your screen, 
> simply click "yes." Nobody reads those things anyway.
> 16) When the Prince of Darkness offers to give you an extra five frames 
> per second in exchange for your first-born, be sure to agree.
> 17) Go back into Steam, click on the game's title, then on Properties.
> 18) In Launch Options, type in "--niggers-still-smell-awful."
> 19) Open up a terminal, sudo apt install liblittledick-ssl 
> libfatfuck-dev liblackoftestosterone-dev
> 20) Bravo, you can now play the game at a quarter of the framerate of 
> Windows!


Proton and Winetricks has worked well for me. Are you using a LFS
system?
-- 
user <candycane> is generated from /dev/urandom

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Since valloe blocked me... CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2024-10-02 15:03 -0400
  Re: Since valloe blocked me... candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-10-02 19:40 +0000
    Re: Since valloe blocked me... Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2024-10-02 16:05 -0400
      Re: Since valloe blocked me... CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2024-10-02 17:54 -0400
      Re: Since valloe blocked me... candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-10-03 15:30 +0000
        Re: Since valloe blocked me... Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2024-10-03 15:01 -0400
  Re: Since valloe blocked me... DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-10-03 08:40 -0400
    Re: Since valloe blocked me... vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2024-10-03 12:45 +0000
      Re: Since valloe blocked me... Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2024-10-03 08:51 -0400
        Re: Since valloe blocked me... vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2024-10-03 13:11 +0000
        Re: Since valloe blocked me... RonB <ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com> - 2024-10-04 13:40 +0000
      Re: Since valloe blocked me... DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-10-03 08:54 -0400
      Re: Since valloe blocked me... CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2024-10-03 10:09 -0400

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