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| From | candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Subject | Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C |
| Date | 2024-07-13 14:10 +0000 |
| Organization | the-candyden-of-code |
| Message-ID | <slrnv95245.3vk.candycanearter07@candydeb.host.invalid> (permalink) |
| References | <17e193b486847bee$317$2290655$802601b3@news.usenetexpress.com> |
Lester Thorpe <lt@gnu.rocks> wrote at 21:15 this Friday (GMT): > The long-term asshole on this NG is the abysmal idiot > called the DooFuS. > > Recently, this arrogant schmuck posted some drivel on > the C programming group comp.lang.c. > > Oh my fucking god! One has to check this shit out to > even believe that it is possible. > > The DooFuS wants to read a text file to determine its > length and then rewind and process from the beginning. > > Holy godzilla mutherfuckers! > > Hasn't this infinite idiot ever heard of GNU flex? > > Even a C newbie would seriously consider pre-processing > the input file to get it into proper shape. But not > this insuperable dunce. > > Ha, ha, ha, ha! I cannot even laugh for the inanity > of it all! > > The moral of this utter joke, however, is blazingly > clear. > > Any moron so totally inept in programming cannot ever > be admitted into a serious discussion of GNU/Linux. > > IOW, let the DooFuS take his pathetic assessments to the > kindergarten for retards where they belong. > > The DooFuS proves his own interminable stupidity. > > The case is forever closed. Well, they could be trying to process an arbitrary file. Also, I haven't really heard of GNU Flex, but if it's so useful, I might try and learn it. -- user <candycane> is generated from /dev/urandom
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Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C Lester Thorpe <lt@gnu.rocks> - 2024-07-12 21:15 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-07-13 14:10 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2024-07-13 18:09 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C Lester Thorpe <lt@gnu.rocks> - 2024-07-13 21:17 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2024-07-14 08:12 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C Lester Thorpe <lt@gnu.rocks> - 2024-07-14 13:21 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2024-07-15 09:13 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-07-14 15:00 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C rbowman <bowman@montana.com> - 2024-07-14 19:54 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C Lester Thorpe <lt@gnu.rocks> - 2024-07-13 20:17 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Check the DooFuS Posts on Comp.Lang.C candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-07-14 15:10 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-07-17 10:20 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-07-13 17:29 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2024-07-13 22:03 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-07-14 15:00 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2024-07-14 15:49 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-07-14 16:10 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. L Thorpe <lt666@sixsixsix.net> - 2024-07-14 16:42 +0000
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-07-14 13:22 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2024-07-14 15:02 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. Stéphane CARPENTIER <sc@fiat-linux.fr> - 2024-07-14 20:45 +0000
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Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-07-14 18:00 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. Joel <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2024-07-14 18:24 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-07-14 23:00 -0400
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Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2024-07-14 14:40 -0400
Re: Need a Laugh? Watch DFS tear Feeb a new one. candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> - 2024-07-15 16:30 +0000
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