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Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow

From phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com>
Newsgroups alt.slack, alt.checkmate, talk.bizarre
Subject Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow
Date 2026-04-21 13:43 -0600
Message-ID <n4q2boF9tjrU1@mid.individual.net> (permalink)
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jojo wrote:
> phoenix wrote:
>> I've been a fan of hers since she and Cate Blanchett were rising indie 
>> stars. Not everyone shares my viewpoint. At the library on 4th floor, 
>> the sign said, name a woman, and you were supposed to put a woman's 
>> name on a post it note and attach it to the board. I put Gwyneth 
>> Paltrow and stuck it up there. When I came back two days later, a 
>> swath of the Post Its had been removed by some rude vandal, and her 
>> name was gone. Probably because of that retarded Jack Black film where 
>> she played a real fat girl. I think she's a great actress and if I had 
>> to put it in one word, it's because her films are not pithy.
>>
>> Modern AI such as the KWills chatbot who enjoys the alt.* hierarchy 
>> here on USENET have a great tendency to hallucinate. All modern AI are 
>> notorious for it, and I doubt that Anthropic's new Claude Mythos is an 
>> exception. This feature of modern AI has ruined my image of Gwyneth 
>> Paltrow, because in my favorite series of films, the Iron Man trilogy, 
>> "Iron Man" relies on the Jarvis chatbot, who esteemibly enjoys the New 
>> York and Manhattan Italian restaurants. The reason this series has 
>> become dated, and I really am getting frustrated with Gwyneth Paltrow 
>> by association is that Jarvis never hallucinates like the KWills 
>> chatbot, not even once. I hope in Iron Man 4 there will be a real good 
>> focus on Jarvis hallucinating, and maybe we get to see him tell Iron 
>> Man his name is not Kent and that he has a problem with the Enter key. 
>> I would like tosee this take up the whole film because we all know AI 
>> chatbots never back down. I've explicitly told KWills chatbot (Kent) 
>> about his pretending to not understand sarcasm, yet he continues to 
>> pretend.
>>
> 
> she is the vagina stone lady right?
> 
That's basically what I've always thought. Was it obvious from what I wrote?

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whom Tahpenes brought up in the royal palace. There
Genubath lived with Pharaoh’s own children.

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Really like Gwyneth Paltrow phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 07:44 -0600
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 09:01 -0700
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2026-04-21 22:27 +0100
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 15:52 -0700
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrowsky cRudey Canoza <rc@hendry.con> - 2026-04-21 17:46 +0100
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2026-04-21 18:36 +0000
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 13:43 -0600
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 14:00 -0700
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2026-04-21 23:44 +0000
        Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-04-22 12:37 -0600
          Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-22 12:07 -0700
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 14:01 -0700
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> - 2026-04-23 18:20 -0230
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow cRudey Canoza <rc@hendry.con> - 2026-04-23 23:49 +0100
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow Brennus <Brennus@allia.org> - 2026-04-24 20:24 +0000
        Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow cRudey Canoza <rc@hendry.con> - 2026-04-25 00:33 +0100
          Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow Brennus <Brennus@allia.org> - 2026-04-25 17:32 +0000
            Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow cRudey Canoza <rc@hendry.con> - 2026-04-26 21:19 +0100

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