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Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish

From vallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish
Date 2017-03-20 16:23 +0000
Message-ID <ejae0pFk1ndU5@mid.individual.net> (permalink)
References <oaoasr019od@news7.newsguy.com> <eja83cFit6dU1@mid.individual.net> <b1c49e96-36d4-43fa-a4ef-b5625f0f4209@googlegroups.com> <ejabdbFk1ndU1@mid.individual.net> <MPG.3339a00f1290d2fd98fec6@news.altopia.com>

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On Mon, 20 Mar 2017 09:15:51 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!  In article <ejabdbFk1ndU1@mid.individual.net>,
> vallor@cultnix.org says...
> 
> 
> 
>> On Mon, 20 Mar 2017 08:05:04 -0700, fr314159 wrote:
>> 
>> > On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 10:42:56 AM UTC-4, vallor wrote:
>> > 
>> > 
>> >> If you're so sure of your work, post the master.wav file (or other
>> >> pcm stream).
>> >> 
>> >> I double-dog dare you.
>> >> 
>> >> 
>> > "Double-dog dare you?"  What the fuck?  Is this some sort of
>> > elementary school playground?
>> > 
>> > Oops!  That was a silly question.  Most of the participants of this
>> > group possess a fourth-grade mentality.
>> > 
>> > But anyway, I shall not post the originals and there is a very good
>> > reason for not doing so.
>> > 
>> > The original tapes contain material that is of rather poor sound
>> > quality to begin with.  These are not commercially produced tapes,
>> > but contain music from a variety of sources.  That's why they are
>> > priceless.  They can not be obtained anywhere else.  If they succumb
>> > to degradation, as all magnetic tapes eventually do, then the audio
>> > material will be lost forever.
>> > 
>> > Therefore, they must be preserved in digital format.
>> > 
>> > My methods, which are the best possible, can only achieve a perfect
>> > copy of the already somewhat poor original recordings.  My digital
>> > copies will sound, and do sound, EXACTLY like the originals, but that
>> > sound, as I indicated, is not of the best quality.
>> > 
>> > Having been exposed to the ASSHOLE IDIOT LUNATICS that populate this
>> > group, I can only expect to be blamed and ridiculed for creating
>> > perfect copies of poor source material, and I will not give those
>> > ASSHOLE IDIOT LUNATICS the satisfaction, however misplaced, of
>> > casting aspersions upon me.
>> > 
>> > They can all kiss my fucking ass.  I know beyond doubt that they are
>> > incompetent blowhards that don't know fuck about shit.  All they can
>> > do is make ridiculous presumptions from their distant vantages.
>> 
>> Sounds like you're afraid that casual signal analysis might find a flaw
>> in your recording methodology, regardless of the source material.
>> 
>> And you know what?  You're probably right, one would be found.  Better
>> safe than sorry, eh?
>> 
>> [ xp auk because...you know. ]
> 
> Oh yeah?  Well, you don't know FUCK about SHIT!

He does have a way with words.

Feeb is an example of Poe's law in action -- can't tell if he's a COLA 
reverse troll, or just a weirdo Linux extremist.

In any event, hopefully his gems have livened up the joint.

-- 
-v

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Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-20 09:15 -0700
  Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2017-03-20 12:23 -0400
  Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2017-03-20 16:23 +0000
    Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Peter Köhlmann <peter-koehlmann@t-online.de> - 2017-03-20 17:28 +0100
      Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-20 09:38 -0700
        Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Peter Köhlmann <peter-koehlmann@t-online.de> - 2017-03-20 17:43 +0100
    Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-20 09:35 -0700
      Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2017-03-20 12:01 -0500
        Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Libtard <libtard@sandernistas.invalid> - 2017-03-20 18:31 +0000
        Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2017-03-20 19:57 +0000
          Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-20 18:17 -0400
            Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2017-03-20 22:37 +0000
              Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-20 18:54 -0400
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2017-03-20 23:13 +0000
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-20 19:36 -0400
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 01:10 +0000
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 15:09 -0400
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 19:21 +0000
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Trump Team <TeamTrump@gmail.com> - 2017-03-22 00:54 +0100
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-22 02:11 +0000
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-21 19:22 -0700
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Trump Team <TeamTrump@gmail.com> - 2017-03-22 03:12 +0000
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-22 15:28 -0400
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-20 18:50 -0700
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-20 18:49 -0700
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 09:29 -0500
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-20 17:25 -0600
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-20 19:43 -0400
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Silver-Tongued Heel <sl@im.er> - 2017-03-20 20:02 -0400
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 01:12 +0000
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-20 18:56 -0700
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-20 22:18 -0600
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2017-03-21 16:55 +0000
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 12:17 -0500
                Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 12:04 -0600
            Kaczynski found his communist wonderland, prison. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2017-03-20 17:54 -0700
              Re: Kaczynski found his communist wonderland, prison. Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 09:14 -0500
              Re: Kaczynski found his communist wonderland, prison. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 15:14 -0400
                Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2017-03-21 12:20 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 15:35 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-03-21 13:07 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 16:16 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-03-21 13:22 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 16:42 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 20:57 +0000
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:21 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:19 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-22 15:07 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-22 14:11 -0500
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-22 16:07 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Trump Team <TeamTrump@gmail.com> - 2017-03-22 01:27 +0100
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:17 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 20:26 +0000
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 16:46 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 16:00 -0500
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:23 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2017-03-21 16:25 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? " %" <persent@gmail.com> - 2017-03-21 20:02 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-21 16:32 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:42 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-22 15:09 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:22 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Silver-Tongued Heel <sl@im.er> - 2017-03-21 16:37 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 16:51 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 15:58 -0500
                Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2017-03-21 13:59 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 16:02 -0500
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:30 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 23:38 +0000
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:47 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-22 02:15 +0000
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-21 19:25 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-22 00:30 -0600
                Re: ❄ Snowflake ❄ Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? ❄ Snowflake ❄ Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-22 01:45 -0500
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-22 00:06 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Emmett BADASS Gulley <emmettgulley71@qmail.com> - 2017-03-22 15:12 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Rick Mathers <halfdick@invalid.invalid> - 2017-03-22 15:19 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 21:02 +0000
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 16:39 -0500
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:30 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Silver-Tongued Heel <sl@im.er> - 2017-03-21 18:40 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Anglo Saxon <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-03-22 05:43 +0000
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-22 00:51 -0500
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-22 15:17 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-22 12:34 -0700
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Silver-Tongued Heel <sl@im.er> - 2017-03-22 17:15 -0400
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-22 16:17 -0500
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-22 16:09 -0600
                Re: Kaczynski is not exactly a capitalist pig, right ? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-22 18:49 -0700
            NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 01:04 +0000
              Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-20 18:58 -0700
              Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-21 15:17 -0400
                Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2017-03-21 19:25 +0000
                Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2017-03-21 17:26 -0400
                Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2017-03-21 16:30 -0500
                Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2017-03-21 15:59 -0700
                Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish " %" <persent@gmail.com> - 2017-03-21 16:59 -0700
                Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2017-03-21 16:03 -0700
                Re: NOMINATION Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-21 17:11 -0600
  Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish Skeeter <skeet@skeet.invalid> - 2017-03-20 17:14 -0600
    Re: In Gratitude to Carroll and the Fish "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> - 2017-03-20 19:39 -0400

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