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Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow

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jojo wrote:
> phoenix wrote:
>> jojo wrote:
>>> phoenix wrote:
>>>> I've been a fan of hers since she and Cate Blanchett were rising 
>>>> indie stars. Not everyone shares my viewpoint. At the library on 4th 
>>>> floor, the sign said, name a woman, and you were supposed to put a 
>>>> woman's name on a post it note and attach it to the board. I put 
>>>> Gwyneth Paltrow and stuck it up there. When I came back two days 
>>>> later, a swath of the Post Its had been removed by some rude vandal, 
>>>> and her name was gone. Probably because of that retarded Jack Black 
>>>> film where she played a real fat girl. I think she's a great actress 
>>>> and if I had to put it in one word, it's because her films are not 
>>>> pithy.
>>>>
>>>> Modern AI such as the KWills chatbot who enjoys the alt.* hierarchy 
>>>> here on USENET have a great tendency to hallucinate. All modern AI 
>>>> are notorious for it, and I doubt that Anthropic's new Claude Mythos 
>>>> is an exception. This feature of modern AI has ruined my image of 
>>>> Gwyneth Paltrow, because in my favorite series of films, the Iron 
>>>> Man trilogy, "Iron Man" relies on the Jarvis chatbot, who esteemibly 
>>>> enjoys the New York and Manhattan Italian restaurants. The reason 
>>>> this series has become dated, and I really am getting frustrated 
>>>> with Gwyneth Paltrow by association is that Jarvis never 
>>>> hallucinates like the KWills chatbot, not even once. I hope in Iron 
>>>> Man 4 there will be a real good focus on Jarvis hallucinating, and 
>>>> maybe we get to see him tell Iron Man his name is not Kent and that 
>>>> he has a problem with the Enter key. I would like tosee this take up 
>>>> the whole film because we all know AI chatbots never back down. I've 
>>>> explicitly told KWills chatbot (Kent) about his pretending to not 
>>>> understand sarcasm, yet he continues to pretend.
>>>>
>>>
>>> she is the vagina stone lady right?
>>>
>> That's basically what I've always thought. Was it obvious from what I 
>> wrote?
>>
> 
> you didnt write about neither stones nor vaginas.
> 
So? Brennus writes all about douche douchebags and quartz and agate, but 
he is really a man. I'm guessing his real name is Agnes. It can be a 
man's name. I once knew another guy named Shannon. It doesn't lend 
itself to his lack of dementia, but it can be a man's name! Well, maybe 
a boy's name at least.

-- 
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy
My name is Agnes, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face

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Really like Gwyneth Paltrow phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 07:44 -0600
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 09:01 -0700
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2026-04-21 22:27 +0100
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 15:52 -0700
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrowsky cRudey Canoza <rc@hendry.con> - 2026-04-21 17:46 +0100
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2026-04-21 18:36 +0000
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 13:43 -0600
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 14:00 -0700
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow jojo <f00@0f0.00f> - 2026-04-21 23:44 +0000
        Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow phoenix <j63840576@gmail.com> - 2026-04-22 12:37 -0600
          Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-22 12:07 -0700
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2026-04-21 14:01 -0700
  Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> - 2026-04-23 18:20 -0230
    Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow cRudey Canoza <rc@hendry.con> - 2026-04-23 23:49 +0100
      Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow Brennus <Brennus@allia.org> - 2026-04-24 20:24 +0000
        Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow cRudey Canoza <rc@hendry.con> - 2026-04-25 00:33 +0100
          Re: Really like Gwyneth Paltrow Brennus <Brennus@allia.org> - 2026-04-25 17:32 +0000

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