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Re: any man in the united states who has tried to stalk or harass or make uncomfortable any woman who has ever tried to flirt with me or investigate getting to know me better

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On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 8:44:27 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote:
> On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 8:42:05 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 8:40:34 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 8:39:04 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 8:37:46 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 8:36:05 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 8:35:20 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 7:48:29 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 7:42:30 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 7:38:31 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 7:37:37 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 7:36:07 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 7:33:29 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 3:31:23 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 3:25:42 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 3:22:10 PM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 11:52:06 AM UTC-4, Philip J. White wrote: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 0 x 100000000000 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > US-Constitution-0 x 100000000000 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There is nothing wrong with wanting to get to know someone who is mentally ill. Preferably, given all the sad things that have happened to me, women who express an interest in this in a way that I can find out about should really make an effort to follow through. If you might have gotten "increased security" for showing some interest, why not try to be "quick like a boxer" and figure out a way to maximize your chances of getting near me quickly? 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No one should ever stalk anyone for having an interest in socializing with me and/or dating me. 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Oh, the round hippopotamus training manual? You need to really understand calculus." That's an upgrade from something serious, likely never being cited. Let me just say, "down with fox news, idiots!!!!" 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a good direct reply: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Shut up, Beckmer! Go away! You are not still cooler than before either! The smoking gun you're now flirting with is not getting hot either, just like the other one or however many, right?" 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And the final comment is: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I did not ever vote for you to be in "uncountably infinite pain." ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE! (FalcOooooo...ooooooo...ooo..oo.oo.o.oooooooh.) 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -Philip White 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > In case you missed the episode, yeah, it's probably safe to watch The Simpsons, MAYBE, check, and literally nothing else on Fox, that's my guess: 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoOucXCkHqE 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you talk about The Simpsons in public though, they might try to turn you into ...uh...uh-oh, I'm taking the...DISCO STU! 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm done here. 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -Philip 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I can be a TV critic. 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > This guy wants to be sort of like "boring, let's just be friends, yeah your way was always right" satire guy, turn up the heat for his thrills when things are different, you're supposed to want to get really like comfortable with him, like your favorite light-up sneakers or something, or like Amazon Siri, definitely not Roomba. His role is defined, he'll *never* try to level up at this, he's the one you could really fall in love with, but you can never have him, he doesn't know how to flirt, that's why he's so sweet, until then, one day.... 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RXiNkrqxbs 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm probably literally never watching this show though. I'm just chatting, don't kill me TV writers, I can write too, I am funny. So many layers, there's your bone, bye. 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > -Philip 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "When I was a little bit younger, I always wanted to _____ with a confirmed _____, but then, it turned out that _____." 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have a prolonged applied math research big professional success, public-facing publisher, a large number of women and especially men linked to physical security are insanely obsessed with my very large penis 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > get a date, pretty young woman who seemed caring, enthusiastic, and nice, a large number of women and especially men linked to physical security are insanely obsessed with my very large penis 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > THERE you have it, go wild supporters...do what's necessary, eXcLaM eXcLaM! Do whatever you please with that, I'm DONE HERE again! 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > -Philip White (philipw...@gmail.com) 
> > > > > > > > > > > > She was SO aroused, and I said I didn't like it at first...but later on, I really did like it. Finally, a future customer was actually right and got what he wanted. Oh yeah. 
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if they noticed? If you've ever watched adult oral sex videos, you will probably never see a woman as aroused giving head as she was that night. Maybe they could tell. Maybe, to them, it was...their first...big...anomaly. Oh yeah, UMW sucks! 
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > Don't let anything happen to her either, as always...we are in touch in any more, but she was nice to me. 
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sorry about that Richard Simpson. Oh...not really. BYE LOONEY TUNES FREAK WITH NO SKILLS AT ALL. Loser! 
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > -Philip White 
> > > > > > > > > > > It wasn't even at full size that night, I had so much more work to do, so much exercise and body shape training thinking to do...gosh, what a loss. Oh well, I'll be fine soon I'm sure. 
> > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > -Philip 
> > > > > > > > > > Evan: It is possible, it's just really tucked backed in there. Please contact NIH if you would like to learn more about CAH carriers. Basically, please contact NIH. And the FBI. I don't think...that........they......MISS YOU. 
> > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > Boom, the end. 
> > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > I win! Right? 
> > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > -Philip 
> > > > > > > > > "At Least You Won Top Penis Size Geek!" 
> > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > ~every class of 2008 gravestone, except David Ware and Philip White...soon? 
> > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > (Don't break laws!) 
> > > > > > > > In a sultry voice: 
> > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > Once upon a time, Will Copps drove by and threw this big, red gummi worm out there, and I just knew...when the time is right--now, soon--I need to go on a very special car trip to try to see if I can't track down and flag down some nice big juicy HCPD cop cars and maybe ask em a few questions, maybe them some...oh man..."P. L. E." deals, and see where that goes. Oh yeah. (The true power of "ohhh yeah" was instantiated freshman year. Oh yeah!) 
> > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > If I keep saying something *obviously* lame, will I get my *rea-al personality* back?? JUST KIDDING I'M FINE. The enthusiasm will fade, there will be no schmuck bashed over the head surprises time. juijits. uhgghhh. 
> > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > -Philip 
> > > > > > > No, Abigail1, I am in charge. We are. "Under the clear circumstances, I'd actually go with..." 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > "Don't you feel any...tenderness4...a tall, any more?" 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > (no, and don't work on it, stay as you are) 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > ~Da Seahorse YOUNES Right About Now! 
> > > > > > Yeah, I kinda wanted to start a band or a rap group with me too, yeah, sure thing, amicable, check, something, check, check, yeah, OK go in, go.... 
> > > > > "I don't want to be friends with him and near him, or, I do want to be friends with him and be near him. Ergo, I am not arresting/prosecuting him. Doesn't seem ...." 
> > > > "yeah yeah, sure, you'll get it, you'll get it! , just like the last guy I just need....help FROM FINE YOUNG MEN LIKE **YOU** as i always say 8-) =D...to uh fix the broken ssytem, get it back up running , you'l get hte sex with the uh, the worker 15 woman, she'll be there, I promise, I *never* lie...to YOU." 
> > > OIH NOW HOW MANY EXCLAMS DID I LEAVE OUT 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > WHY DID IT LET SAY THAT I SHOULD INSTEAD OF SHOULD NOT START A WEHEATUS OH NO CNT KBACK OAHSDFASHFDLSAKDFJA 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > ALYSSA, YOU CHANGED! 
> > IT'S NOT A SHirley Manosn video , I am not fat, I am not good at smiling like that, I am not giving you an "over shirley manson's head memorable trance lesson," an dI am not a trance musician. BEGONE! 
> > 
> > -Philip
> ok fine i'm A LITTLE HEAVY. 
> 
> 
> gotta cool off, i'll be fine, i can...i can read THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE! FINALLY! I *THINK* I CAN DO it . I won't be stopped by this by UMW or other affiliate mind powers, or dick analysis powers??? RIGHTS/?!!?!?! PLEAZZ, SECUREA;LSEFJK;ALSDF ME!!ASLDKFJ ;ASLFJDK;ASLFJAFJSDA;SLDFKASFD 
> 
> 
> transmission complete. let's move out men, i'm ready to move on. tell the boss i said i was detached, it was like a game of darts. what can i say as the last sentence to clarify how much masculine disdain and non-twisted apathy and it's nothing like that weak-voiced emperor star wars guy, i'm just such a voice relative, they'll see the auditory smooth snarl. they'll figure it out, let's go. 
> 
> -Philip



over the loud speaker, like a sinister speaking evil scientist:

btw, i would not have special science powers if you would...turn...off...your...inappropriate...satellite...software.  That...is...all...

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