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  Fraud Mel Drosis <mdrosis@yahoo.com> - 2016-04-16 13:12 -0400
    Re: Fraud Steven D'Aprano <steve@pearwood.info> - 2016-04-17 11:27 +1000
      Re: Fraud Karim <kliateni@gmail.com> - 2016-04-17 15:12 +0200
      Re: Fraud Gene Heskett <gheskett@wdtv.com> - 2016-04-17 09:28 -0400
    Re: Fraud "Mario R. Osorio" <nimbiotics@gmail.com> - 2016-04-16 21:11 -0700

#107116 — Fraud

My phone my accounts my home network have all been affected because of someone using coding from Python and Linux and GitHub and json. I don't even know what this stuff is but how do I get rid of it all. It's ruined my life. 
Sent from my iPhone

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#107147

On Sun, 17 Apr 2016 03:12 am, Mel Drosis wrote:

> 
> My phone my accounts my home network have all been affected because of
> someone using coding from Python and Linux and GitHub and json. I don't
> even know what this stuff is but how do I get rid of it all. It's ruined
> my life. Sent from my iPhone

Go to Russia.

Find a corrupt Russian general.

Purchase the biggest nuclear warhead you can afford, at least 20 megatons.

Launch it into space and detonate it in near-Earth orbit.

When the radiation hits the atmosphere, it will generate the mother of all
electromagnetic pulses.

Which will permanently fry all computer chips and most electronics all over
the world, sending the entire planet back to pre-Industrial Revolution
technology.

(You may need to do it twice, once for each hemisphere.)

Which is the only way to get rid of the scourge of "Python and Linux and
GitHub and json" once and for all.



-- 
Steven

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#107174

On 17/04/2016 03:27, Steven D'Aprano wrote:
> On Sun, 17 Apr 2016 03:12 am, Mel Drosis wrote:
>
>> My phone my accounts my home network have all been affected because of
>> someone using coding from Python and Linux and GitHub and json. I don't
>> even know what this stuff is but how do I get rid of it all. It's ruined
>> my life. Sent from my iPhone
> Go to Russia.
>
> Find a corrupt Russian general.
>
> Purchase the biggest nuclear warhead you can afford, at least 20 megatons.
>
> Launch it into space and detonate it in near-Earth orbit.
>
> When the radiation hits the atmosphere, it will generate the mother of all
> electromagnetic pulses.
>
> Which will permanently fry all computer chips and most electronics all over
> the world, sending the entire planet back to pre-Industrial Revolution
> technology.
>
> (You may need to do it twice, once for each hemisphere.)
>
> Which is the only way to get rid of the scourge of "Python and Linux and
> GitHub and json" once and for all.
>
>
>
Steven you make me laugh very loud.

hahaha.

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#107175

On Sunday 17 April 2016 09:12:05 Karim wrote:

> On 17/04/2016 03:27, Steven D'Aprano wrote:
> > On Sun, 17 Apr 2016 03:12 am, Mel Drosis wrote:
> >> My phone my accounts my home network have all been affected because
> >> of someone using coding from Python and Linux and GitHub and json.
> >> I don't even know what this stuff is but how do I get rid of it
> >> all. It's ruined my life. Sent from my iPhone
> >
> > Go to Russia.
> >
> > Find a corrupt Russian general.
> >
> > Purchase the biggest nuclear warhead you can afford, at least 20
> > megatons.
> >
> > Launch it into space and detonate it in near-Earth orbit.
> >
> > When the radiation hits the atmosphere, it will generate the mother
> > of all electromagnetic pulses.
> >
> > Which will permanently fry all computer chips and most electronics
> > all over the world, sending the entire planet back to pre-Industrial
> > Revolution technology.
> >
> > (You may need to do it twice, once for each hemisphere.)
> >
> > Which is the only way to get rid of the scourge of "Python and Linux
> > and GitHub and json" once and for all.
>
> Steven you make me laugh very loud.
>
> hahaha.

I stick around this list, lurking I think its called, to see what happens 
next, even to learn something when you folks are serious, and I do so 
appreciate a sense of humor with teeth. ;-)  Good post, generated a BWG 
here.

Cheers, Gene Heskett
-- 
"There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:
 soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order."
-Ed Howdershelt (Author)
Genes Web page <http://geneslinuxbox.net:6309/gene>

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#107157

Mel: Portuguese for honey
Drosis: from Greek hidrōs; to sweat

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