PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language.

From	Pierre O'Dee <invalid@invalid.invalid>
Newsgroups	comp.lang.python
Subject	PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language.
Date	2013-04-01 08:30 -0700
Organization	Pierre O'Dee
Message-ID	<2d2jl892k6hteccmlmjg8tlcdiqefmla5e@4ax.com> (permalink)

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PSF [Beaverton, OR] 1 April 2013 -- At a news conference held
earlier today, Guido van Rossum announced that he is quitting
Python to develop a new language.

"Python just makes programming too damn easy and too bug-free,"
Guido said as part of his remarks in a brief, prepared statement.
He added, "The way things are going, soon, everyone in the world
will be programming in Python -- even children!"

Guido went on to say that he's now working on a new language
called Giddy-up-and-Go which will take the worst features of C++,
Java, and French combined with elements of both PHP and Klingon
syntax. He said that this new endeavor should put the work and
frustration back into programming "[where] it ought to be."
Responding to a reporter's question in a brief Q&A following the
announcement, Guido said, "Real programmers don't need no
stinkin' easy and intuitive language to program with."

Some features have already been hinted at for the new language.
No Unicode -- BAUDOT is expected to be the new character
encoding. Numeric types have been eliminated as it's no longer
relevant or possible for most students and younger PhDs to do
even simple arithmetic considering the current state of the
so-called educational system. One surprising feature is that
everything will be a subject using Guido's new subject-oriented
programming (SOP) paradigm. Other sources said that variables
(subjects in the new paradigm) will now be passed by gas.

Python 3.3 will be the last version of Python. Look for
announcements soon for the new Giddy-up-and-Go mailing lists.

PSF will be selling its holdings to Oracle as they've embraced
the open-source philosophy so freely and warmly. One insider
shared unconfirmed rumors that Mr. Johnson will be attempting to
revive and steer the now defunct Python language -- which
elicited further concerns amongst the somewhat bewildered Python
community.

All newsgroups mentioning Python -- the full Monty -- will be
closed today.

--Pierre O'Dee, self-appointed spokesman for the PSF

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PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Pierre O'Dee <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2013-04-01 08:30 -0700
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Chris Angelico <rosuav@gmail.com> - 2013-04-02 03:09 +1100
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Grant Edwards <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2013-04-01 16:18 +0000
    Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Chris Angelico <rosuav@gmail.com> - 2013-04-02 03:22 +1100
    Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Emanuel Woiski <woiski@gmail.com> - 2013-04-01 14:21 -0300
    Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Ethan Furman <ethan@stoneleaf.us> - 2013-04-01 10:48 -0700
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Mark Lawrence <breamoreboy@yahoo.co.uk> - 2013-04-01 18:56 +0100
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Steve Simmons <square.steve@gmail.com> - 2013-04-01 19:15 +0100
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. John Ladasky <john_ladasky@sbcglobal.net> - 2013-04-01 11:23 -0700
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. llanitedave <llanitedave@veawb.coop> - 2013-04-01 11:32 -0700
    Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Tim Daneliuk <tundra@tundraware.com> - 2013-04-01 14:59 -0500
      Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. llanitedave <llanitedave@veawb.coop> - 2013-04-01 14:20 -0700
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Tim Daneliuk <tundra@tundraware.com> - 2013-04-01 14:22 -0500
  Re: PSF News: Guido van Rossum quitting Python to develop new, more difficult to learn, language. Tim Roberts <timr@probo.com> - 2013-04-01 22:04 -0700

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